look shes talking to ed

The Ghost of Nygma's Past
  • Kristen: [Appears in mirror]
  • Ed: [Gasps]
  • Kristen: Hello Ed
  • Ed: Kristen?! No. You cant be here! your dead
  • Kristen: Yes thanks to you! You choked me remember?
  • Ed: Sorry
  • Kristen: Its okay
  • Ed: But seriously what are you doing here? Am I hallucinating?
  • Kristen: NO I AM A GHOST!
  • Ed: [Gasps]
  • Kristen: ....Kidding... I am probably just you hallucination
  • Ed: Oh
  • Kristen: Ed, what are you doing with Isabella?
  • Ed: She's my girlfriend?
  • Kristen: I KNOW THAT
  • Ed: Right sorry
  • Kristen: I mean what are you doing dating a woman like her? what about her do you love and adore?
  • Ed: Well...She's funny
  • Kristen: Ed
  • Ed: Shes pretty
  • Kristen: Ed?
  • Ed: She loves Riddles like me
  • Kristen: ED!
  • Ed: OKAY SHE LOOKS LIKE YOU SHE TALKS LIKE YOU SHE IS BASICALLY YOU EXCEPT SHE ACTUALLY LIKES ME BACK
  • Kristen: That is not a reason to date her...You should never date anyone who looks like me..I mean... Look what happened to me HAHAHAHA
  • Ed: .....
  • Kristen: Listen Ed... Is there not anything about this woman that strikes you as odd?
  • Ed: ?????
  • Kristen: I mean yes you are odd, you are very very odd.. But isnt there something about her that makes her more odd?
  • Ed: how so?
  • Kristen: Well she looks like me, except my hair is better, she claims to love Riddles-
  • Ed: Riddles are not bad Kristen!
  • Kristen: Yes Ed...Yes they are. And she shows up right when Oswald is about to-
  • Ed: About to what?
  • Kristen: Nothing *Whispers to herself* [I need to stop talking to Oswald's hallucination of his mother.] Look Ed... All I am saying is be careful. Make sure you dont get too carried away. Make sure that bitch doesnt kill your bf
  • Ed: What?
  • Kristen: *Starts fading* Goodbye Ed!!!