look i told you i would.............



I ship everything (charms, buttons, pins) in a 5″x7″ bubble mailer and it typically weighs 0.5 oz (always less than 1 oz), but it’s always more than 1/4″ in thickness so they have to ship it as a parcel which costs $13.50 USD. THAT’S A LOT, BUT THEY SAID THAT WAS THE CHEAPEST OPTION since its too bulky to send any cheaper. SO, this whole time I’ve been like I’m so sorry international friends, I have no choice but to charge you this much, so beware! (I charged $14 for shipping bc I’m not tryna rip you guys off)

AND TODAY THIS USPS ANGEL (probably worked there for a long time) TOLD ME THAT IF I JUST USE A BIGGER ENVELOPE and evenly distribute the items to fake a uniform flat look, IT WOULD ONLY COST $5.

SO I just wanted to make this post to help any of you that were having to charge your international orders a butt ton and of course someone selling small items wouldn’t think to get huge envelopes to ship things in (like me lmao)

USPS large envelope specifications:
greater than 6.5″ x 11.5″
less than 12″ x 15″
3/4″ thick and uniformly distributed items (can’t be lumpy)

For example:

You can take a piece of cardboard, evenly distribute your buttons or charms, then put one layer of bubble wrap on top of it and put it in an envelope. Just make sure it doesn’t exceed the 3/4″ and be sure you’re faking that flat look!

Also, to my international customers, I am so so sorry that I’ve had to charge you so much and I apologize for not doing my research more thoroughly. I have temporarily changed my shipping costs and will properly adjust them when I’ve gotten a hold of the right shipping materials!!

Monsta X - My House, My Rules. (Wonho, Kihyun, Hyungwon, I.M)

I answered this request in a literal sense if you didn’t mind. Thanks and love you too!

Originally posted by daehyeons

Wonho - “I’m… I’m grounded…?” Wonho would look at you in confusion. Right after that, he’d think, I’m…not…a child… So, why? If you were being dead serious, he’d think it’d be ridiculous to kneel in the corner with his arms raised, all because he put the bowls in the wrong place in your cabinet. But if you told him to go to the corner in a light-hearted way, he’d react in a positive way, clapping his hands together and apologizing before rushing to the corner. He’s a grown man, but yes, he messes up. When it comes to this situation with Wonho (it’s easy to change his emotions at times), it all depends on how you approach him with this. Most often times, he’s easygoing and will respect any rules or routinely things that go on in your home, but the “my house, my rules” kind of thing is a bit much for him. His emotions can change quickly and I don’t know how long it takes for him to go back to his normal state so just be considerate of that. Explanation is key. You can’t really blame him for messing up.

Originally posted by shownusqueen

Kihyun - He would be the one to understand and grasp the concept of being under your house so he needs to follow your rules. Of course, he deals with six other members who sometimes cleans up after themselves on a daily basis. If he accidentally messed with your collection of personal items he wasn’t supposed to see or touched something he wasn’t supposed to touch, he’d take a step back and just observe your home. Kihyun is respectful of others’ homes and doesn’t want to cause trouble for anyone living in it. Telling him to stand in the corner, Kihyun would make a small face that says “are-you-serious” in a joking way and just slouch in the corner for a few minutes. He’ll follow what you say, but not for long because he learns from his mistakes quite quickly and don’t worry, he won’t annoy you again.

Originally posted by kihn

Hyungwon - “Wait, what?” Telling Hyungwon to move aside so you can take care of dinner yourself, he’d pout and just do what you say. Sure, it’s ridiculous but to you, he could’ve ruin something the both of you are going to eat tonight, so send him to the corner. But the corner to Hyungwon is a bit much. He knew you were annoyed with the food not turning out the way you wanted, even if you told Hyungwon the way to make it. It was the food not him. Yeah, you shouldn’t have told him off or whatever, Hyungwon would become slightly annoyed and just keep his mouth shut for a bit and give you space. Maybe he would tell you to calm down for a while because getting annoyed with each other isn’t the answer. He fully acknowledges that it’s your house and it’s your rules, but you never told him that he couldn’t say anything or suggest anything to you. Boyfriend or not, he’d just want to step away for a moment.

Originally posted by taegnsic

I.M - I’m not your little brother or anything, but I.M would just obey if you were older than him. He’s a man and he knows how to solve problems or learn from mistakes. Like Kihyun, I.M would kind of play along if the other members were visiting too, but seeing how annoyed you can get would have I.M saying something to you. He could find it cute when you get angry or he could just back off like he usually does. It depends on the situation, really that could influence the way he acts. Changkyun would just accept it, though and get it over with so you wouldn’t be angry anymore. He doesn’t like it when you get upset and so he’d be sure to not make the same mistakes again and just do better next time. I feel like when Changkyun acts this way (not intentionally though), it bring some sort of guilt to you and result in your apologizing because all of them didn’t know at the time.

All in all, they’d respect your judgement and try to make you laugh or something related to that to make you feel better.

Admin Mochi

Fake Date

/sorry if this sucks/

Shawn please, I will never ask for another favor in my life!“ you begged.

"No (Y/N), I don’t want to lie to your whole family,”

“It’s not my whole family, just the family that will actually show up,” one of your cousins is getting married next week and now that you are getting older your family expects you to bring a date. “Plus I already told them I was bringing a date and that the date was my boyfriend,” you confessed looking down at the ground.

“And why exactly did you say that?” Shawn stood there crossing his arms.

“Oh do i have the greatest reason, if I said I didn’t have a date, my aunt would have asked if I was a lesbian for the thousandth time this year,” Shawn looked at you and raised his left brow, “which I’m not. Then when I deny my ‘lesbian status’ she will try to set me up with one of her friends sons. Then sh-”

“Okay, okay, I’ll go with you!” he shouted.

“YAY! Thank you, thank you, thank you!” you ran and jumped on Shawn, wrapping your feet around his waist, nuzzling your nose into his neck. Shawn wrapped one arm around your body and the other hand holding your body up. He kept you in his arms and rocked side to side. “Oookay you can put me down now.”

“Oh, right,” he said as he put me down.


“What a lovely couple you two make,” one of your aunts commented. This was just about the fifteenth time you’ve heard that since the reception started. “Well I better go back to my table.”

“You’re doing a good job convincing my family,” you say as you nudge his arm

“Thanks, did I tell you that you look beautiful tonight?” Shawn asked making you blush.

“Oh please Shawn you don’t have to say that, you’re not my real date for the night.”

“Okay so I can’t compliment you? And I am serious, you look gorgeous, you always do,” he assured you.

Towards the end of the night the two of you were forced onto the dance floor. As the night went on the DJ began to play slow songs so you and Shawn decided that it was time to go sit down.

“I don’t think so! You two get back on the dance floor!” your aunt demanded.

You groaned grabbing Shawn by the hand and dragged him back on the floor knowing you wouldn’t win against your aunt. Shawn pulled you in to his chest and held you close as you two danced to the music.

“(Y/N), I’m really glad you convinced me to come tonight, I’m having an amazing time with an amazing girl,” you rested your head on his chest and wrapped your arms around his body. “Maybe one day we’ll be at one of these, but for you and me.”

You picked your head up and looked at
him. “You mean like a wedding?”

“Yeah, but not 'a’ wedding, hopefully it will be 'our’ wedding,” you blushed again, not sure whether he was serious and had thought about this before or just caught up in the moment.

“You really mean that?” you asked glaring into his lovely brown eyes.

“I really do, I love you (Y/N), I have for a while, in a soulmate way and a bestfriend way, I have for a while actually, sorry if it sounds corny,” he confessed looking down at you.

“Why did you never say anything before?”

“Well I was afraid it would make you feel uncomfortable if I had told you sooner,” your brain felt like it was about to explode. You had no clue that he felt anything like this for you. If anything you were happy, relieved if anything.

“I’m really glad you decided to say it, I love you too Shawn,” you two danced the rest of the night away in each other’s arms.

anonymous asked:

Can you write a scenario where Oikawa finds out that his little sister is dating Ushiwaka???

Anon-chaaan I hope you like this even tho it’s pretty short!!!


“Ne-can, I’m going out!” you put on your shoes and Oikawa turns to look at you from the door frame.

“Where are you going? You’ve been going out every weekend!” He exclaims. You bite your lip, you hated lying to him.

But he would flip out if you told him you were dating his rival.

“I’m going to the new cafe!” You stand and open the door.

Oikawa shakes his head. “Who are you going with? Call me as soon as you get there! Don’t go out too late!”

“With some friends! No promises!” He hears the door close.

You had been too nice to him, he got that straight.

You were never nice to him.

His eyebrows furrow. What are you hiding from him?


“Hello!” You stand on your tiptoes and kiss Wakatoshi’s cheek. He gives you a small smile and opens the cafe doors for you.

You walk inside and the waitress brings you to a table for two.

The tall Ace pulls out the chair for you then sit down across you. You rest your chin on your hand and smile at him.

“How was your week?” He sighs and clasps his hands, resting his arms on the table.

“My week was well, how was yours?” He looks down at your hand and reaches to hold it. A light blush settles on his cheeks and you smile widely at him as butterflies swarm your stomach.

“It was alright, I missed you a lot.” You blush as he strokes your hand with his thumb.

You order your drinks and continue to catch up. Your phone rings and you quickly check the contact.


You shake your head and turn the phone on silent.

Ushijima glances at your phone and leans forward.

“Have you told him?” You shake your head and bite your lip.

“And I hate lying to him. But I just don’t know how he’ll take it…” You play with the sleeves of his button up as you avoid his eyes.

He sighs and opens his mouth to speak, soon to be cut by your phone ringing once again.


You sigh and glance at your tall boyfriend, quickly apologizing as you answer your phone.

“_____ where are you?” Tooru’s voice rang in your ears and you sigh.

“I’m at the café, okay? I’m really busy right now.”

“Who are you with?”

“I’m here with Sarada. Goodbye, ne-chan-“

“_____ don’t you dare end this call, I just called Sarada’s house and she answered.”

Your heart falls to your stomach. Your eyes widen as you look in front oof you, Wakatoshi’s eyebrows furrowed. You look behind him and surprise, surprise.

The all too familiar brown curly hair walks towards your table.

“Hello, Wakatoshi-kun.” Oikawa says as he fake smiles at the two of you and slings an arm over his shoulder.

Ushijima glances at you and looks at your brother.

“I can explain-“

“How long have you been seeing my sister, Wakatoshi-kun?” Oikawa asks.

Ushijima looks at you and you avoid his eyes. He looks up at the setter.

“Almost two months, Oikawa-san.” Oikawa’s eyes widen and his smile disappears.

His arm slips off his shoulder and he looks at you with his mouth open.

“_____ what the-“

“I didn’t tell you because I knew you were gonna flip out…” You blurt as Oikawa steps over to you.

Oikawa purses his lips. He shakes his head and glares at Ushijima. Silence drafts over the table and you hold your breath.

Ushijima’s heart beat fast, he wasn’t going to lose you, right?

Oikawa takes a moment to grasp this reality. He closes his eyes and shakes his head.

“You better take care of my little sister, got it? If I hear anything you’re dead.” He threatens as he points a finger at your boyfriend.

Wait, what?

You look up at your brother and he smiles at you. Ushijima nods at him, mouth slightly agape as shock overcomes.

Your brother turns to leave and you call out to him.

“Ne-chan what-“

“As long as you’re happy then I can’t do anything about it,” He smiles at you shyly and you smile back at him. He glances at Wakatoshi and stares him dead in the eye.

“I’m not coming to Shiratorizawa.”

anonymous asked:

I am a woman with noticeable musculature and can lift a considerable amount for my small size. However, when people notice my muscles and see me demo my strength, sometimes they joke about me being on steroids (I am not). Is it justifiable to feel upset about this? I think it sort of feeds into the idea that women having considerable strength and musculature is inherently unnatural, and it sort of dismisses all the hard work I've done to get to this point. How would you react to such comments?

I’ve yet to be told to my face any sort of steroid accusations (though if people think it, well, I wouldn’t know about it). I’m kinda just patiently waiting for the day because I will take it as a huge compliment to be compared to people who take performance enhancers to look good or be strong. You do have the right to feel upset about it though. I got upset when I was offered steroids at the gym because it felt like I was being told I wasn’t good enough as I was.

From what I know from hanging out on fitness forums is that men accuse women of being on steroids because they are ashamed of a woman having more muscles or being stronger than they are despite their inherit biological advantage. Other women might accuse just out of ignorance of what the female body can do, since most women are trained to believe that they can’t lift more than the 5lb dumbbells (since being small and meek is a feminine trait, apparently).

What pisses me off and dismisses my hard work is when people tell me that I’m only muscular because I’m skinny, or that I only have muscles because I’m skinny. Being skinny only means your abs will show, not your other muscles. Muscles need to be big to look big, there is no way around that. Plus, what I’m doing is the exact opposite of trying to be skinny.

I’ll leave this here...

1) “No funny introduction this time, is a very serious one. The thing is there are always bad apples, people who would go to any length for a like, but I have seen this weekend someone taking material from JIB8 videos to make some kind of disgusting joke trying to make Jensen look drunk (he wasn’t) and making fun of it (I wonder if they had permission for the material because it would surprise me that any JIB atendee would lend their material for such a disgrace). And the comments are… well, some people should be ashamed of calling themselves fans. But well, about that there is nothing I can do.
I have mention several times that I love sharing my material, and told you, to take whatever you want, to share, to use it (with respect). But, if I see, or find that any of my material ends in any of of the pages of Wayward Winchester, the sharing will stop. I put a lot of effort and love in taking photos and videos for those not lucky to have a good seat and/or for those that can’t go, and I do it with pleasure because you are all my JIB family, a family that I have chosen to belong to, and seen some “called” fans trying to pervert such wonderful experience pisses me off.”

2) “No one who was there is complaining, only those who couldn’t be there. Is probably simply jealousy. But still disgusting “

3)  “I understand what you saying, I saw that video of Wayward Winchester and disgusted me too, also the comments of some people really bothered me. I don’t think he is drunk at all, he has just have fun.”

4) “some of them are simply trolls” 

5) “yep I already deleted one user’s comments because they were clearly just there to try and wind everyone up.”

6) “I have learned that I am judgmental child for having dared to “claim” Jensen wasn’t drunk.. That by people who weren’t there..”

7) “ Oh, well…I’ve read that Jensen was drunk, that Misha was depressed and Jared was not himself. I tend to ignore these things most of the time are people just tryin to get attention. “

… In case you wanted to see the difference between fellow con-attendees and the rest of the internet.

anonymous asked:

i almost had a heart attack girl! i'm so glad you are still here. umm today i noticed something and it bothered me. I shared my dream of one day chilling on a yacht on the Amalfi coast and was told that a yacht is too much, then i also expressed how i would love to own a certain property but was told that it's too expensive. how do i deal with this ? or how would you deal with it?

I think it’s a knee jerk reaction, but I also think it’s how most people are conditioned or raised to look at expensive things. I’m actually not even that materialistic, but people have come at my neck for liking luxury lol. A spiritual adviser once told me that women subconsciously desire the creme de la creme of the things they’re invested in. So even if a chick is into classical music, she would crave the finest music pieces & concerts

People who don’t have your vision & tastes are not going to understand your desire for a certain property. So why share it with them?. If yachts & mansions are what you desire, who the hell is anybody to tell you otherwise? Will they be there in 20 years? Doubt it lol.

Women always get berated for things they like, even women into science get slammed for “pretending to like it”

TalesFromRetail: You just have an answer for everything don't you?

This lady comes to the paint desk in the hardware store I work at. She hands me a baggy with little specs of colored dust in the bad and asked me to match it. I told her I needed something the size of a quarter to get a match and she scoffed and told me to do it anyways. So I did. The match came out a puke green, picking up all the colors on my desk around the specs of green flakes she gave me. I showed her the preview match and her response was just golden.

Her: Well go look at the color chart and pick me out a color to put on my wall.

me: Alright, but I warn you its probably not going to be the color you want. It would be better if you picked a color you feel is close to your wall.

her: You just have an answer for everything don’t you?

and she proceeds to do that weird head shake thing that people do when they get snappy. I just smiled at her, grabbed a bubblegum pink off the wall and handed it to her. She just gets wide eyed and muttered under her breath before picking out a color herself and had me make it.

By: Taintedglory

Life Without You

It’s pouring rain

Your flannel shirt’s around my shoulders

And the strains of a lullaby

Whisper in the wind.

It’s been a month since you’ve gone

But it feels likes years

I can’t imagine life without you

But I guess I’m going to have to.

When I got back to campus 

After a week of being gone

I stood there in the student center

Where you last told me goodbye.

When I gave you a hug, it never crossed my mind

It would be the last time I would see you.

Life without you

Is like a piano out of tune

All the notes come out wrong

But we must find beauty somehow.

Life without you

Is like a toast without the chink of the glass

As I look into your caring eyes

And know that everything’s alright.

Everyday I think of something else to say

But it’ll just have to wait

For another day.

I check my mail; a card from a friend

It’s sweet to know she thought of me

But no matter how many times 

People say I’m sorry

It will never bring you back to me.

(Written and submitted by @songbird711)

Negative Thoughts

Pairing: Connor Murphy x reader

Words: 493

Warnings: None?

Requested by: Me lmao ((i was feeling sad and thought this might help because holy hell my mental health is Bad))

A/N: This was made for my own selfish reasons ((also i just needed to get these thoughts out so, here’s a Connor fic)) It helped a bit, I used words that my girlfriend actually told me and things that I actually said so it wasn’t too hard but,,, here’s me being Depressed

You threw your sketchbook to the floor, making a noise of frustration.

“Why do I do this to myself?” You exclaimed, leaning back on your bed.

“What?” Connor turned from his spot in your chair across the room, looking at you with concern. “You love art.”

“No.” You groaned. “Art is hell. Comics are hell. Animating is hell. Why don’t I stop? It would be so easy to stop.”

“Because you don’t want to stop.” He stood up, making his way towards you.”You love drawing, and you’re really good at it, too.” He grabbed your sketchbook from the floor, setting it on the bed.

Letting out a sigh, you looked up at him. “I don’t want to draw anymore. I’ve been doing this shit for a year and I’ve gotten nothing to show for it.”

“Let me tell you why that’s bullshit.” He began digging through your closet, finding an old sketchbook and handing it to you. “Look through that.”

Slowly, you opened the sketchbook, flipping through the pages as you cringed at the artwork you had kept in it.

“Now.” He grabbed the sketchbook he had previously put back on your bed. “Look through this.”

For a moment you stared at him, before setting the book down and taking the one Connor held.

“See your improvement?” He sat beside you, looking through the pictures.

With a weak smile, you pointed out a drawing. “I like that one a lot.” It was of Connor. You remembered how long it took to get the detail just how you wanted it. You remembered the frustration when trying to perfect his image. But you also remembered the feeling of satisfaction when you finished it.

“I like that one too.” Connor put an arm around you as you leaned into him.

“Thank you.” You whispered quietly, a faint smile on your face despite the tears that still stained your face. “Sorry for worrying you, if I did.” Your voice was still quiet, almost hoping he wouldn’t hear you.

“Don’t apologize.” His voice was more stern than you expected it, and you turned to him in surprise. “Don’t you dare apologize, it’s nothing to be sorry for. What you should apologize for is not seeing how wonderful you are.”

You felt your face flush, and you wrapped your arms around him. “Thank you.”

“Don’t thank me, I’m your boyfriend I want to help.” He returned the gesture, wrapping his arms around you.

anonymous asked:

i just wanna say i love your blog so much omg :))) could you possibly do a hc where the reader is selectively mute with connor and/or evan

Thank you! I looked this one up and tried to learn about it. I’m sorry if I portray something wrong!


•You mother had thought you had some problems, she never thought you had selective mutism. She put you through so many test when you were younger only to be told that you had severe anxiety that caused you to fear to speak to certain people. You thought that you would humiliate yourself or ruin something by talking. So, you only talked to your parents, Connor, and your relatives, no one else.

•Honestly, Connor really understood. He doesn’t talk to a lot of people either because everyone just makes fun to him.

•If he sees anyone trying to talk to you aggressively because you won’t respond, he’ll immediately stop them and try to get them to back off because honestly, that’s so rude? Why would they even try to do that?

•If you are in public with him, you tend to be very quiet or only talk to him in whispers. If you are in private, you are a little bit more louder.

•He won’t make you take if you feel uncomfortable. He’ll order for you at restaurants so you don’t have to do it yourself.


•He understand your fear and would never make fun of it. If he hears anyone mock you, in the most confident way he can, which isn’t very, he’ll try to make them stop in the almost aggressive way he can, which isn’t very aggressive either.

•He makes you feel more confident by giving you compliments on the way you speak and how you hold yourself when you speak and it makes you feel more open to speak.

•You didn’t really start off by talking to him because obviously, you weren’t comfortable to. He thought you thought he was just a freak and actually got quite upset because he liked you but then he realized that he never sees you talking AT ALL. He gets closer to you through just being kind to you and complimenting you randomly. He just wanted you to talk to him but never made you uncomfortable and never made you force to talk to him. And eventually, you started whispering to him. He just thought your voice was so beautiful (I could’ve split that up more but eh?)

bellarosepope  asked:

What are some social taboos in the TSC world/in each realm specifically? Would there be anything I would get in trouble for doing in Kovar that would be totally okay to do in Thessen and vice versa?

The first thing I thought of is the social difference between Thessen and Kovahr. Kovahrians are honest, passionate people. They don’t beat around the bush. They get right to the point. Because of this, they’re known to say a lot of shit Thessians might find offensive. For example, it would be totally normal if a Kovahrian man told a woman “hey, you have gorgeous breasts and a great ass, I would totally love to fuck you.” The woman would then go “you look weak as fuck, bye” or “not now, maybe later” or “yes totes I’m down” or whatever else. My point is, it’s not weird. But if you said that shit in Thessen, be prepared for a punch to the dick.

[Also, that’s obviously not how they talk]

The next thing I can think of is that homosexuality is whatever in Thessen, but in other realms (some parts of Ethyua and the Outlands), it’s scandalous.

My mom literally just called me.
Highlights include:

Mom: Did you apply to the casinos, like I told you?
Me: No, I haven’t gotten around to it.
Translation: I can’t drive and transportation on the strip is horrible. Even if I did manage to get a toe hold in one of the casinos, the commute would be even more of a nightmare than my last one. Which was an hour and a half bus ride at 3am or 5am depending on my shift :)

Mom: well… Vero I know you dont want to hear this, but you need to do more. Okay? I need you to help me, to help you.
Me: I know, mom.
Translation: Let’s gloss over the fact that I just told you I spent the day with my future room mates looking at the apartments, the uhaul place, and discussing plans
But okay. I -need- to help you help me.

Mom: I know, you just want me to come down there, and slap you around! ::said with an affectionate tone and laugh::
Me: ::uncomfortable laughter::
Translation: Does this even need one?????

The messed up part is pre-brian, I would fall for these abuse tactics. And that makes me so -mad-.

Captain Steve Rogers, Lovecraftian Horror

Title: The Miskatonic Project
Rating: PG-13 for horror themes, death
Summary: Abraham Erskine may have invented something new with the Serum – or maybe he re-created something very old. Something…Elder.
Notes: I should be working on like three other fanfics but I had a TERRIBLE DREAM this afternoon and anyway this only took about half an hour to write.


Steve came out of the Vita-Ray machine…different. 

Of course he looked different – taller, thickly muscled, skin gleaming. But it wasn’t the change in his appearance so much as the…sensation people felt around him. Howard claimed not to feel it, and Erskine died before he could weigh in. Peggy felt it, but not in the way others did. To her, he seemed otherworldly, but like an angel or a religious vision – comforting under a layer of unreality. She even liked the strange black pupils he’d developed, so big and dark you could hardly see the whites of his eyes at all. 

Others, however…. 

She didn’t see him pull the Hydra agent out of the submarine after Erskine’s assassination. Only three people did – a cab driver, a little boy, and the boy’s mother. The cab driver wouldn’t say a word, and the boy’s mother stuttered and stammered so badly they finally gave up. The little boy just said, “Well, he got him,” and looked admiringly at Steve. 

Steve wasn’t wet, but the submarine lay on the deck of the pier, and the man next to it was dead, a rictus of horror on his face. 

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Bts reaction to their crush saying “if I could lose my virginity to anyone it would be you”

Wow that’s a long ass title

Seokjin: You two were best friends who had a hell load of tension going on. You were over at Jin’s place to just hang out. He always thought that his feelings were one sited so he never even considered confessing to you. All of the sudden you asked him about his sex life, being afraid that the answer would hurt you since you have a crush on him too. Being confused he’d answer honestly: “Lately there’s not much going on. I’d feel uncomfortable doing it with someone who isn’t you.” he confessed by mistake. He’d feel really embarrassed as he realizes what happened. You said: “I didn’t thought you feel like this. Well, if I could lose my virginity to anyone it would be you”. Jin would be soooo happy saying: “I’d really be honored to take your virginity. I like you, y/n.” He’d approach you slightly giving you a soft kiss which leads to a heavy make out session. Being the gentleman he is, he wouldn’t let it come too far without dating you. 

Jin on the inside:

Originally posted by mscleaningfairy

Namjoon: You two were chilling alone at a house party together. Because you already drank a bit Namjoon felt confident enough to start asking private questions. Technically it wasn’t your idea to tell him you’re just the most honest person after only one shot of tequila. Without him having to ask you just went for it and said: “if I could lose my virginity to anyone it would be you” Namjoom had his facial expression under control only a dirty smile covered his face. “I knew that! You like me and I like you..” He’d immediately start acting all cocky and flirty with you which leaded to making out in a spare room. He was grinding on you making you horny and kissing your neck until he left hickeys. But Namjoon wouldn’t want you to regret anything the next morning so he delayed your first time to when you’d be sober. “You don’t want to be drunk on your first time, just call me when you want. Or should I call you?” 

Originally posted by seokkuk

Yoongi: Yoongi and you were these kind of best friends who spend all of their time together. Once the two of you were taking a nap over at his place. Having a light sleep Yoongi cuddled with you. He always acted like you were his girlfriend. You thought he was still awake and told him “if I could lose my virginity to anyone it would be you”. Yoongi would wake up totally confused and look at you. He’d hug you tight from the back and kiss your neck saying: “Y/n, is it that obvious that I have a crush on you?” Still being sleepy he’d unhook your bra under the shirt of him that you wore. Rolling you over he kissed you multiple times. Astonishing your now fully naked body he kissed you again. “It won’t hurt, I promise”

Yoongi when he wakes up confused:

Originally posted by amayskpoparchive

Hoseok: You and Hobi were at a club going crazy and dancing like there’s no tomorrow. That was the moment you fell for him, his cheerful and happy personality and -we’re not gonna ignore this- of course his handsome looks. When a sexy R’n’B song played you decided to dance seductively. Hobi was left with surprise as he joined you and the tension started to grow until he kissed you in the middle of the dancefloor. Hobi started to giggle like a little kid deciding to go home with you. As you made out on his bed you said. “If I could lose my virginity to anyone it would be you.” He’d smile really brightly feeling honored to take your virginity as he slowly unclothed you.

Hoseok seeing you dance:

Originally posted by sugabeats

Taehyung: You guys were friends but had secretly feelings for each other. You were totally in love with him but your lack of experience made you self-conscious. One day Tae was bragging about fucking this girl just to make you jealous. Your reaction to it had him SHOOK. You just said “if I could lose my virginity to anyone it would be you” as a response. Tae would need several moment to realize what just happened but once he did he’d confess.”I’m sorry for being such an cocky asshole but that was my way to make you jealous. I actually have a crush on you and it’ll make me really happy to fuck yo- I mean take your virginity.” You just laughed and kissed him. He’d pick you up like a bride and carried you to his bed.

Tae being shook because of your response:

Originally posted by cutae-hyungie

Jimin: All the other member knew about you being Jimin’s crush and tried to set you up. They invited you over to a house party. Everything went fine, you talked with Jimin the whole time, until Jungkook suddenly shouted:”LET’S PLAY TRUTH OR DARE”.. Namjoon called your name and you chose truth. “Who out of all the people here would you have sex with?”. You answered honestly with “if I could lose my virginity to anyone it would be you, Jimin” looking at him. He was blushing and smiling happy. Next Hobi dared Jimin to spend 30 minutes with you in his room. Arriving there he confessed to you. “I’m so sorry it had to happen like this. The other’s tried really hard.” he said. “Well it worked and by the way we have still 20 minutes left.” you smiled sheepishly. Being confident he kissed you slowing unclothing your body.

Jimin when you said you still have 20 minutes:

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Jungkook: Kookie asked you out on a date after crushing over you for a long time. You were out walking around the city after having a drink. He was leading you to his favorite spot on a hill where you could see the stars and the whole city shining. You were sitting on a blanket his arm around you. You talked about so many different things until he asked you if you’ve ever been in a serious relationship. You answered with yes but admitted being a virgin. He was surprised because you seemed quite mature.“But actually if I could lose my virginity to anyone it would be you” you said. Jungkook would turn into JungSHOOK before acting really cocky. “I mean if you’re up to it..” You’d kiss. First slow but then it turned into a real make out session. He slid his hand up your skirt grabbing your ass. “We probably have to do this an other time unless you want to lose your virginity in a place were people could easily see us.”

Jungkook being cocky:

Originally posted by theking-or-thekid

So this took quite a long time hope u enjoyed it!

Anonymous request for the expression challenge!

It’s a [Tinder] Date! (Part 3/3)

Summary: Thinking he needs to find a date, Natasha signs Steve up to Tinder. In Queens, Peter Parker does the same to you. It’s a match!

Word Count: 3,405

Part 1 Part 2

A/N: Almost a month later, but this fic is officially done :D I hope you all enjoy this fluffiness. 

Originally posted by mackievanstan

Work managed to distract you enough to not keep looking at the clock every five minutes. Despite part of your brain telling you that there was no way you had a date with Captain America, there was another part that couldn’t help but to hope this was true. And so, you found yourself daydreaming of showing up to the restaurant and seeing him there. What would you even say to him? What kind of greeting would you use? Would you address him as Captain, or maybe Mr. Rogers, or just Steve?

By the time you got home, you had a few outfit options in mind and made a beeline to the bathroom, taking a shower before you got started on getting ready.

Peter came around as you were choosing between four different outfits you had draped on your bed. He helped you picked the one that was form-fitting, waggling his eyebrows playfully.

“We gotta tease him,” he said.

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If Attack on Titan was in the style of “The Office”

Eren: *gets to work two hours before everyone else*

“HAHA those cowards. If they were real soldiers then they would be here early like me!” 

*falls asleep*

*wakes up as everyone is going home and realizes he slept through the entire work day* 


*explains to Mikasa and Armin that it was the fault of the titans” 

Mikasa: *glares angrily at Eren flirting with Levi*

“There’s no one here that I hate. However, if a certain individual in the survey corps were to suddenly catch fire and I was the only one who had a bucket of water…I’d drink the water.” 

*smiles evilly at Levi* 

Armin: *chaos erupting behind him*

“In my opinion, do I think I am smarter than everyone else?”

 *turns around to see everyone being dumb and building on fire*

“I would say it’s more of a fact.”

Jean: *staring at Marco* 

“Who do I think is the hottest in the trainee corps?”

 *shot of Marco doing something so unbelievably adorable and Jean blushing* 

“Yeah…I’d have to say me.” 

Marco: *smiling into the camera looking all cute*

“I know I said I’d wait till marriage but Jean told me that God can’t see in the dark.”


Reiner: *looking at Connie doing something stupid*

“Connie is the Survey Corps idiot. No one really knows how he is still alive.”

Bert: *looks anxiously into the camera*

“So umm….do you guys like….always record us…..even when we are having private conversations?” 

*shot of Bert and Reiner and Annie talking about being Titans* 

“Because ummm…..if you do…..that’s not cool bro.” 

Annie: *rolling her eyes*

“Look I’m here for two reasons and two reasons only. One, to get me a piece of that blonde booty over there 

*shot of Armin holding back Eren from punching Jean* 

and two, to murder everyone in their sleep.”

Sasha: *looking blankly into the camera and smiling*

“Every once in a while they make me murder a giant naked person. At first I was opposed to it but then I started noticing that every time I kill one they feed me. So here I am.”

Connie: *wearing a pink toupee* 

“Reiner said pink really brings out my eyes” 

*Reiner laughing his ass off in the back* 

“I think he’s right cause everyone in the trainee corps won’t stop staring at me.”

*everyone in the back rolling on the floor crying of laughter* 

Erwin: *on the topic of Levi*

“I’m not really sure what Levi does around here. He kind of just showed up and started killing Titans. I remember that day very clearly because my eyebrows were the fleekiest they have ever been. Did I say that right? Fleekiest? Fleeky? Fleek? I’m not sure, I heard a child say it once so I thought I’d sprinkle it into my vocabulary to make me sound hipper.” 

Levi: *sleeping in a chair* *talking in his sleep*

“Yeah……oh yeah….you’re so dirty. You’re a dirty little cabinet aren’t you?” 

*wakes up and sees camera* 

“Do you really have to record me while I sleep? Don’t you guys ever have to take a shit?” 

Hanji: *takes off her glasses* 

“Oh these things? They’re fake. I wear them to make myself look smarter. They actually impair my vision quite severely. But you have to pick and choose your battles, am I right?” 

*points finger guns at camera and winks* 

Moblit: *Hanji causes a science experiment to explode causing Moblit to lose his eyebrows*

“Honestly, at this point, I’m not even mad at her. I’m just mad at myself.”

Squad Levi: *Gunther, Eld, and Oluo wrapping each other in scotch tape* *Petra shaking her head in disapproval*

Petra- “I used to partake in their shenanigans until one day I realized I wasn’t 6 years old.” 

(I wish I could draw these but I cannot draw) *cries*