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Q&A with Gray
  • You and Gray have been together for nearly 3 years and today you decide to do a short Q&A video with him. You enlisted Hep to help you with the video. You asked Gray to send out a tweet so that fans can send in the questions.
  • Hep: Okay, you guys ready? I'll ask the questions and you two just answer them. Don't hold back anything haha. Also, can you two make a quick introduction or something?
  • You & Gray: Okay.
  • You: Gray, you do it.
  • Gray: Fine. Ok. Hi everyone, I'm Gray from AOMG and today I'm here with my girlfriend, [Y/N].
  • Gray looks at you because he isn't sure what to say next.
  • You: Hi everyone. So yeah, today Gray and I will be answering a few questions for you guys.
  • Hep: First question. Where did you two go on your first date?
  • Gray looks at you and you can tell he wants you to answer this one
  • You: Well um Gray took me this fancy Italian restaurant. He didn't tell me we were going to a fancy restaurant so I wore jeans, sneakers and a leather jacket. I was so under dressed. It was embarrassing. I thought we were going to have a picnic under the stars or something so that's why I dressed like that.
  • Gray: It was suppose to be a surprise. It wouldn't be if I told you where we were going. And what made you think we were going on a picnic?
  • You: I-I don't know, I thought you liked picnics. Or you could have said, 'hey babe, I'm not going to tell you where we are going but it'll be some place fancy".
  • Gray: I do like picnics. Ok, the next date will be a picnic so you can't blame if you're not dressed for the occasion.
  • Hep: What are your thoughts the first time meeting each other?
  • Gray: Uh we met at a night market. She walked into me and nearly knocked her plate of food all over me.
  • You: Keyword: nearly.
  • Gray: You say that every time. So yeah, my first thoughts was I wouldn't be angry or mad if she had spilled her food on me because then I have the excuse of asking her out to dinner. You know, to make up for ruining my shirt.
  • Gray looked at you and it was your turn.
  • You: My first thought was who the hell is not walking with their eyes open. I had to wait in line for such a long time for the food and I nearly dropped it because of him. But you know, I'm glad he asked me out even though I didn't spill any food on him.
  • Hep: You guys are too cute. Ok next question, what is the most romantic thing your partner has done?
  • You: The most romantic thing..Hm well for our last anniversary Gray was on tour and he actually ordered flowers to be delivered to our apartment. We were Facetiming when the door bell rang and the delivery guy was holding this huge bouquet of flowers. Also, he told me to look in his drawers and there was this USB and on the USB there were 2 songs. Both written, produced and sang by him. It was so cute.
  • Hep: Are we going to release those songs, Gray?
  • Gray: Probably not. Those songs are for our ears only sorry.
  • Hep: Well that sucks. Your fans will be so disappointed.
  • Gray: I love how [Y/N] sends me random texts during the day. It could be jokes, memes, photos of things she wants to buy and wants my opinion. But no matter what I say she still buys it.
  • Hep: What are each other’s worst or annoying habits?
  • You: His selfies!! He ALWAYS has to take a selfie that shows his left side profile. He would always tell me to switch sides with him when we are taking photos together. Like babe, you look fine either side.
  • Gray: Whatever. I don't complain about your habit of just throwing your shoes at the doorway. She never put them on the shoe stand so I'm always tripping over her shoes and heels when I'm at the door. I bought the shoe stand for a reason, [Y/N].
  • Hep: What is your ideal date night?
  • Gray: Our ideal date night is dressing up all nice and going to a nice restaurant.
  • You: After dinner we would probably go to the movies or just stroll around the streets.
  • Hep: Nice. Okay, so we are now up to the last two questions and these are kinda R rated.
  • Gray: Omg, are you serious. Can we just stop here. Cut! Cut! Cut!
  • You: Yeah, how R rated are these questions?
  • Hep: Nothing too over board. Ok are there any weird fantasies/kinks that you have or into?
  • Gray: [Y/N] can take this one. I don't want to answer it.
  • You: Oh what?! That's not fair. Umm to be honest, we both don't have any fantasies or kinks.
  • Hep: LIES!
  • You: You caught me! Gray likes to be a character from a certain movie. If you know what I mean.
  • Gray: Wth. Stop lying, [Y/N].
  • Hep: Omg. 50 shades of Gray haha
  • You: I'm just kidding guys. He hates that reference. Sorry Gray.
  • Hep: Alright. Last question. Do you two have any funny, embarrassing sex stories?
  • You: Wanna take this one, Gray? Since I answered the last question.
  • Gray: Umm heh. Well. You know...Umm.
  • Hep: C'mon Gray. Spill.
  • Gray: Well there was the one time when we were both in Taiwan, I think. We came back from clubbing and we were in the elevator. Um you know, things got hot then the next thing you know the elevator doors open. Outside stood this elderly couple. It was so embarrassing.
  • You: I was more embarrassed than you. Your hands were all the way up my dress so my leg was freaking exposed.
  • Hep: Omg, what did you two do after?
  • You: We got out even though it wasn't our level and ran.
  • Hep: Well that concludes the Q&A. Last words?
  • You: Thanks for sending us questions and we had a very fun time answering them.
  • Gray: Yeah it was fun. Except for that one fantasy question. I don't have a Christian Grey kink. Just wanted to clarify that. But yeah, thank you for sending the questions. Peace!
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