look how huge this is omg

📢LISTEN 📢 UP📢 ARMYS📢 HERE ARE 23 UNDERRATED  RAP MONSTER TRACKS THAT YOU SHOULD ABSOLUTELY CHECK OUT

*there are way more namjoon tracks but this list was getting too long* *just peep his mixtape and soundcloud*

1. Rap Monster by Rap Monster

This is Namjoon’s take on “look at me now” by Chris Brown and a.k.a the first ever song to be represented by Bangtan Sonyeondan as it was the first ever track on BTS’s official soundcloud.

This is an introduction to Rap Monster as an artist and a lit track. This shit was a bop!


2. Too much by Rap Monster

This song is extremely meaningful and Namjoon’s voice sounds breathtaking. This was Namjoon’s reflection of the B-free incident. He mentions how he shouldn’t take B-free’s hate to his heart and not to over think criticism. In the beginning he sounds really hurt but omg towards the end he is going hard, and it gives me old school rap vibes.

3. Unpack your bags by Rap Monster

This song is a huge middle finger to the underground rap community who looks down on idol rappers. This was a collab with the show 4 things where he mentions how hard it was him to pursue hip hop. He mentioned 4 struggles he faced in the industry. Check out the episode, the show also shows how he interacts with his producers and Bang PDnim and this was where the really famous “ Solo, or Bangtan” moment was born. We really got to know Namjoon as an artist personally and his teenage days.This is complimented with a really cute music video.

4. P.D.D (Please Don’t Die) by Rap Monster

This is a track where he collabed with Warren G  prior to his mixtape in L.A and this gives me chills because of that prominent West Coast feel. Check out the MV and the naver behind the scenes.

5. Something by Rap Monster (a.k.a my all time favourite song I don’t know why tbh)

HOLY SHIT THIS SONG TAKES ME WAY BACK! I feel as if nowadays the producers really autotune Namjoon’s singing voice and make it really shaky but hear you can prominently really hear his singing skills and It is such a sexy love song. It really gives your romantic feels and reflects on a sad teenage love story.

6. Where u At by Rap Monster


THIS IS SUCH A MEANINGFUL SONG. 

Here we have high school Namjoon talking about how school has gotten the best of him. In a culture where education and status are everything, he talks about letting his parents down and confessing to his relatives about his future in Hip-Hop. Its an extremely relatable track where you think about where you want to head in the future.

7. Favourite Girl by Rap Monster

This is such a cute fuckboy song omg Namjoon’s voice is so cute in this. Young love amirite.

But I have a secret meme with this song. In 6th grade I accidentally blasted this and my teacher started singing along to it since the chorus is in english and ever since my friends have been taunting me with this song.

8. Monterlude by Rap Monster

The instrumental to this was included in the Skool Luv Affair album. This is in english and this is such a cute love song. Namjoon would spoil his girlfriend omg.

9. Promethus by Yankie feat Rap Monster

Namjoon teamed up with some popular K-rappers and his verse in this made my pussy drop BUT EVERYONE IN THIS SONG DID SO AMAZING THIS IS SUCH A TURNT SONG I WAS JAMMING TOO HARD

This song is based off of the seven sins and Namjoon plays lust..ofc.

He uses some sick korean wordplay.


10. Bucku Bucku by MFBTY feat Rap Monster

MFBTY are already korean hip hop legends and the fact that such “old” and wise rappers decided to have Namjoon feature is an honor. 

He also had a little role in another one of their mvs here

11.   PRIMARY (프라이머리) - U (Feat. Kwon Jin Ah 권진아, Rap Monster 랩

This song is really relaxing and I love Primary’s beats and Kwon Jin Ah’s soothing voice, But Namjoon’s soothing rap was so sexy. It was just so hot omg.

12. Awakening by Rap Monster from his mixtape

This song was from his mixtape which you absolutely need to check out and I suggest you see his other music videos such as the legendary Do You  and Joke.

This song was extremely powerful and eye opening. Just ready the lyrics and you will know why.

“In  the moment of my failure
will someone hold my hand?
in the moment when I come down from the stage
will that person be next to me?
just tell me that I can survive
in this cold world, just feel my vibe
every night inside me I quietly fight with myself
my heart pounds, my colleagues stab me in the back
while saying that I became a moron after joining a company
yeah fuck you I’m an idol, yeah yeah I’m an idol
at one time I hated it but now I love to get that title”

13. I believe by Rap Monster

Extremely uplifting and it brings you a huge amount of self-confidence, its a self-loving song and its a self reminder to always believe in yourself no matter how much you fall. Also has a little appearance from Jimin.

14. God Rap By Rap Monster

This song talks about Namjoon being an athiest but also has a message for believers. It talks about controlling your own life and to be your own idol. It says how you have the power of god in you and how you are extraordinary.

15. Throw Away by Rap Monster

HOLY CRAP THIS SONG IS EXTREMELY LIT
THIS IS SUCH A BOP
OMG THIS ALWAYS HAS ME JUMPING 
CHECK OUT THE LIVE TOO

“got an automatic dick”

16. Rush by Rap Monster feat Krizz Kaliko also from his mixtape

Funny story this is how they got together and created this lit korean meets american rap track.

Namjoon goes really hard in this, check it out!

17. Drifting by Rap Monster also from his Mixtape

This song has a theme that goes with “Reflection” and “Always”, He says how his thoughts are drifting and how feels lost (almost like the track lost in wings). Its put you in a trance where you, yourself starts to think about where you are in life and what purpose you have. 

18. Life by Rap Monster from his mixtape

This song got me tripping because Namjoon is a lyrical genius. The amount of questions this song got me saying is insane. Just read.

“ the little me inside myself was always lonely
why is there no opposite word of loneliness?
could it be because people, until they die, have no moments of not being lonely?
it’s necessary to seek a moment to be alone
yeah that’s a life
we live inside danger
through the reward that makes us able to see this beautiful world “


were we born to die, were we born to live
are we living to die, or are we dying to live
the nametag with my name on it, is that my life?
or is it death

who knows…

life, fall in love
life receives injuries from us and
is lonely because of the wind and
we wanna be right
but always wrong
were we born to be wrong?
is life something like that?
(in the end, for our whole lives we don’t know what tomorrow will be)”

19. Monster by Rap Monster from his mixtape

“R TO THE M IMMA MOTHERFUCKING MONSTER”


20. Joke. (you should probably know this)

I really did’nt want to include this because his 2 most famous tracks are Do you and Joke and I wanted to keep this list to the underrated but tbvh I was really surprised when I figured out that people don’t know this track.

HONESTLY IF YOU TELL ME NAMJOON DOESNT HAVE RAP FLOW OR CANT RAP FAST WATCH THIS FUCKING VIDEO>

In this track he said how he is mocking rappers who only have good flow but no sense of meaningful lyrics. 

The lyrics in this song make no sense but the rap flow is too damn good. WHEN WATCHING THIS YOU WILL BE LIKE HONEY PLEASE BREATHE. HE RAPS SO FAST.

PLEASE LISTEN TO THIS MASTERPIECE> HE GOES SO HARD HE TRUELY IS A MONSTER

21. DO YOU BY RAP MONSTER ( (you should also probably know this)

In this track he talks about how at a young age society tells us what to be, how to look, what to wear, how to behave. He says fuck whatever they say and just do you.

Originally posted by jjungkook

22. Fantastic by Rap Monster (from fantastic four)

I heard that fantastic four was shit but Namjoon got a chance to do a song for a movie which is a big deal for bangtan so WHOO


23. Illest Bitch

A really cute confession from Namjoon going through Puberty

Originally posted by ksjknj

To be completely honest although I am in love with dragons (dragon types are my favorites of course omg) I wasn’t a huge fan of druddigon… but your blog… it’s too cute <3333 I love the way you add the detail to your sharp boi and I really hope you like this thing I drew for you!!

oH my gosh!!! Thank you so much, I appreciate it a lot!! I love how you draw my baby ohghskjf,,,, I love it so much! ! !

OBS&BH Highlights

-“obviously taking great amusement in the fact that Viktor had not only been caught looking but that Yuuri had so unexpectedly flirted back, sly and teasing”

Oh Viktor. Oh, honey. No. this poor man so desperately wants The Love of His Life to notice him that he literally took a long-planned, thought out insult and turned it into a flirtatious gesture. 

-“There was absolutely no other way to look at the comment”

A R E   Y O U   S U R E   A B O U T   T H A T   S W E E T Y 

-Viktor writing an literal novel about his arm around Yuuri’s shoulder, while Yuuri was just there like “why do we have to get off the podiums. get ur arm off me scrub”

-CHRIS BEING WINGMAN OF THE YEAR 

-Viktor taking paragraphs to describe Yuuri’s nearly-naked body and then seeing christophe and being like “lol yeah and chris is also naked. now back to yuuri.”

-“”You have…pretty eyes.” Viktor nearly tripped over the bed in surprise.”

Viktor ‘Extra’ Nikiforov just watched this guy pole dance naked in front of an entire room of people and got his hair pulled, yet he can’t handle Yuuri complimenting his eyes. 

- “finally, after years of wanting, he finally had something in return. Not everything, not the closeness in every sense of the word that he had been dreaming of but the first small fraction, the rest hopefully eventually following in its wake.”

This dude is planning  l o n g t e r m. He didn’t even hesitate to throw himself into this HEADFIRST with EVERY FIBER OF HIS BEING. Viktor’s philosophy in this story is “either yuuri and i will get married or i will die sad and alone.” There’s no middle ground.

-”It almost seemed like no time had passed when the doors finally slid open again, Viktor far too caught up in kissing Yuuri to notice almost anything else.”

could you imagine if there had been. like. an ISU employee waiting to get on the elevator just then. neither of them would have even noticed that they were basically having sex in the hallway in front of a horrified person who probably decided to quit their job the next day. 

-”He would give Yuuri the whole wardrobe if he asked for it.”

No comment. This boy is so far gone, I dont even think it needs to be explained. 

-”he had also enjoyed the playful way that Yuuri had flipped them over, taking control of the encounter”

i distinctly remember that in UMFB&MHA yuuri thought it was a huge power struggle between them. he so desperately wanted to be on top to show that he was more powerful than viktor.. and then viktor’s thoughts were something along the lines of “omg this cute lil boy look how playful he’s being, flipping me over. my turn to flip him over!!! look at all the fun we have together.”

anonymous asked:

I HATE articles about "fansplaining" or where outsiders try to explain fandom. I know most of it is done with good intentions I really do, but I find them condescending and like they miss out on a lot of major issues.

i don’t think this was done with good intentions. this was done to make us look like a bunch of fetishizing straight girls who are more interested in ‘omg cute boys hooking up in fic’ than we are about supporting artists who are forcibly closeted and who we feel we can relate to because NEWSFLASH - A HUGE CHUNK OF US ALSO IDENTIFY AS /NOT STRAIGHT/.

there is a difference between acknowledging the closet and wanting to forcibly out someone and i’m so fucking pissed off. that article was irresponsible and that author needs to learn how to properly research the fans they’re ‘speaking for’ BEFORE WRITING AN ARTICLE ABOUT US THAT’S TOTALLY WRONG.

for anyone whose first introduction into larry/larries is in rolling stone, that description is not only painfully inaccurate but it also opens us up to even more bullying and harassment.

EXO 101: A Crash Course

Park Chanyeol 

Originally posted by megglesbagels

Soft baby by day, sexy mofo by night. Can do everything?? Sing, rap, dance, cook, act, write and produce music, play the guitar (classical, spanish, lead, and rhythm omg) and the piano and the drums, has the body of an elf king. He’s also AMAZING with children as shown [here - skip to 12:17 and WATCH you won’t regret it] and dogs too! All animals really. He’s Korean Snow White. With abs. And if Snow White was extra. 

Also the kindest soul ever. He’s always smiling, even when he’s down. He literally said, and I quote; “No matter how difficult something is, I will always be positive and smile like an idiot.” His then-girlfriend nicknamed him “Happy Virus.” Constantly buys his members gifts, is very tall (well over six feet), and he’s the most extroverted and sociable person - actually friends with everyone. 10/10 amazing human.  


Byun Baekhyun

Originally posted by junhyyo

Don’t let him fool you!!! He looks soft but he will fuck you up with his cheeky lil smile and pelvic sorcery and unearthly vocals and uGH. His wit is unparalleled like omg, so sassy and hilarious and sharp. Also a huge nerd when it comes to anime, manga, and video games. Once gave a picture of himself to another member as a gift, the lil shit.  

He’s incredibly passionate about his career and his members, and I think it was Kyungsoo who said that it’s Baek who keeps them all together at times. In summary: Byun Baekhyun is what happens when a demon and an angel do the do. 


D.O./Do Kyungsoo:

Originally posted by sehuntiful

Do Kyungsoo? More like Do Me, Kyungsoo. I’m sorry I’m so thirsty Ksoo…I don’t even know where to begin with this one. First of all, he single-handedly saved the human race from extinction with his voice. He’s savage af, so much so that he’s affectionately nicknamed “Satansoo” and he will smack a bitch. He’s also so soft and squishy at the same time, you’ll get whiplash. And his acTING. Lord in heaven. And I believe he didn’t even have acting lessons?? The nerve of him. He, too, is sex on legs, and he might be quieter than the others, but y’all best listen when he talks cause boy bout to spill the tea. 

He’s also very paternal in that he takes care of the other members a lot, like when Kai, his roommate, isn’t feeling well, he’ll care for him or go out to get food for him. And he can cook really well. I’m gonna stop now before I end up writing an entire dissertation ;’)


Lay/Zhang Yixing

Originally posted by glorious-soobooty

ALSO NOT PURE ABORT ABORT THIS IS NOT A DRILL

Oh my god. Anyway. Zhang Yixing is the perfect contradiction. On the one hand, he’s an actual baby lamb - laugh and all. On the other hand, he’s the human embodiment of the NC-17 rating. Like, hide yo kids. Yixing is also one of the Chinese members of EXO, so he often leaves to promote his solo music which is in Chinese, and he works so incredibly hard and deserves all the success. He also writes the lyrics, and composes and arranges the music! 

And…his dancing. Proof that god exists. There is literally no part of his body that Yixing does not have absolute command over - and you can see it because he is so precise, confident, and sexy. :’) 


Suho/Kim Junmyeon

Originally posted by oohsehunnies

I actually had to cover his face while writing this because holy–

Yup. Moving on. 

Actually, back to his face (and the rest of him): Remember when Da Vinci was conceptualizing the Vitruvian Man (lol only 90′s kids will remember…1490′s kids, that is). You know that picture of the guy with another pair of arms and legs superimposed on him, inside a circle? The drawing theorizing the ideal proportions of the human body? Yup, true story: Junmyeon was Da Vinci’s muse. Suho’s face is so symmetrical, it inspired mathematicians to write the golden ratio. He is a genetic miracle, a statistical outlier, a national treasure–

Anyway *sweats*. ALSO. Let’s talk about his personality. Myeon is the mom of EXO, the leader, so he’s naturally very parental. He actually chose the stage name “Suho” because it means guardian. He always does his best to keep his kids the members together and doing what they need to be doing. Always pays for things ($Junmoney$), and is the person a lot of them confide in and go to for comfort or advice, especially Sehun. 

He’s such a dad too - like his dad joke ratings are off the charts. 10/10 would build you a tree house and tuck you in at night. 


Oh Sehun

Originally posted by sehurn

Maknae. Icon. Legend. Used to have a lisp. 

People sometimes think he’s cold or reserved because of his face, but as you can see in the gif, he’s literal sunshine. He once cried on stage because he was knocked on the head by a camera - but he wasn’t crying because the injury hurt, he was crying because he wasn’t allowed to perform because of it, and he felt like he was disappointing his fans. He also cried during a radio show when asked about his other members - he said every night before he falls asleep, he prays for them and he prays that they all stay together and are successful and happy. And now I’m crying. 

Everyone is in love with him

His dancing resurrected me from the dead, put my children through college, and ended world hunger because damn we are fed when that boy moves. 

Sehun was once invited to Paris for a Louis Vuitton fashion show and became king of France. I’m not kidding. All he did was show up, and there was a huge crowd already there to greet him as if he were royalty, and he was voted best dressed at the show by Vogue. He went to the Louvre, and people were studying and appreciating him, the actual art.  


Chen/Kim Jongdae

Originally posted by dayafterdae

Ah, little dino bby. He’s iconic for many reasons: 

1) His smile. It curls up at the corners like this :}

2) When he laughs, he literally goes HAHAHAHAHA like wow, amazing, I want this as my ringtone

3) He screams a lot. Nickelodeon once made a show about him called Jongdae: The Last Pterodactyl

4) HIS VOCALS. Un-freaking-believable. He’s the male version of Mariah Carey. 

5) Speaks really good Chinese! (He’s Korean) 

6) An amazing human?? He donates to charity so often and he doesn’t do it for publicity either. He takes good care of the other members too. 

Jongdae, let me put a ring on it. 


Xiumin/Kim Minseok

Originally posted by dazzlingkai

HERE WE GO. My precious boy :’)

Minseok. The eldest. Also known as the best person to ever exist. Like Kyungsoo, he doesn’t talk much because he’s a shy lil bean, but once he warms up to you, the things that come out of his mouth are so deep and cute and funny and wowow I want ten of him

Is the least likely to cry

Was chubby (and so adorable!!) as a little kid, and now he has a six pack. Because of his weight as a kid though, he has spoken many times about the issue of body shaming and how people’s perceptions of a person shift based on how they look. He once said these words that made my cold, dead heart beat again: “I don’t have an ideal type. If our hearts match well, then she will look pretty to me.” 

Has the strongest arms in EXO. They all arm wrestled and he won and it was the funniest thing ever. 

Is not only an idol, he’s also getting his Ph.D. Dr. Kim. I can’t believe….

Wants to open his own coffee shop, and I don’t drink coffee, but I would chug any dish-water-coffee-grinds-filth that he would serve me because damn I love him. 


Kai/Kim Jongin

Originally posted by dazzlingkai

R00D MOTHERF*CKER. 

The Bias Wrecker. Or just your bias, plain and simple 

Kim Jongin is one of nature’s greatest accomplishments. His gams are the eighth wonder of the world - and he puts them to use when he dances, like please kick me in the face with those omfg 

His laugh. Astounding. Also don’t stand too close when he laughs because he will hit you. It’s just what he does lmao

He’s basically a hip young old man - so hot but so sleepy. He’ll sleep at any given opportunity. 

Very fond of fried chicken. And dogs. But not in terms of eating, for the latter

Learned ballet for ten years and it shows, and I just wANT TO SEE HIM IN A LEOTARD DAMMIT

He has darker skin than the other members which people used to make fun of him for and still do comment on, but he says he loves it and he is proud of his body :’) we are too bby!!


Other random facts

EXO originally had 12 members but 3 left and we’re not going to talk about it okay? okay

- Chen and Xiumin are married best friends. Xiumin actually said in an interview that Chen is “like my wife” 

- Sehun is now officially Lord Oh Sehun of Glencoe, Scotland because his fans are the most Extra and purchased the estate for his birthday :’) 

- Chanyeol once folded one hundred paper cranes for his girlfriend as a gift, but in the middle of doing this, she called him and broke up with him

- Baekhyun can’t cook for shit but at least he’s pretty 

- Kai is dating F(X)’s Krystal 

- Kyungsoo once said to the camera that he is “not pure” 

- Yixing starred in a gay sci-fi movie where he and this other dude have a baby

- Suho is a health nut. Just like how girls always have pads and tampons on them, Suho has multivitamins 


For @the-porcelain-doll-xo because I’m the friend that wants to drag you into hell with me, and I can’t wait for you to get into EXO ahhhhh ily <33

Some things I liked in "Markiplier makes a ballista"

- ok but what is a ballista am I missing something?
- Tyler stands up and looks at least 7ft tall
- please don’t wink omg I am dead
- dancing hips
- Ethan’s ballista fact (very informative pal thank you) + Tyler looks like he’s trying not to laugh
- mark’s running commentary but Tyler is concentrating in dead silence
- no I didn’t shit my pants…I will though
- Tyler the HUGE CHEATER TRYING TO GANG UP ON ETHAN
- OH NO!! GUYS!…there’s no toilet paper
- that accent that always comes out in challenge videos
- like Ethan sounds like chekov
- blunicorn
- mark did it upside down omg
- this is MY string
- Ethan’s panic “CAREFUL!!”
- Tyler’s super mischievous grin and saying “I don’t know” in the same breath so innocently
- mark screaming at everyone
- mark’s puny shot
- how much are Amy and Kathryn laughing behind the camera?
- Tyler, pencils down jeez
- wrist mounted ballista (alright ezio chill)
- the boys are actual children
- the girls are the real winners yay

anonymous asked:

Jikook looked domestic af I'm a sobbing mess T__T the size difference OMG Everytime I see the gif where JM is leaning on JK to whisper to him I can't help but imagine how they are used to this kind of contacts and when they're alone they're probably more freely touchy, I love boyfriends. Those little tiny hands on JK huge and solid pecs.... help....

Domestic Jikook is what I live for!!! They were so giggly and cute and sharing food. And the best part of it all: it all seemed so natural. I can’t imagine how touchy they are when they are alone. AND I HAVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THE PECS THING A LOT RECENTLY. With the way JK was sitting, his chest was all pushed out making it look big and then Jimin put his tiny (and beautiful) hand on his pecs and just– ;_______; Imagine him putting his hands on Jungkook’s chest, getting up on his tip toes and kissing him sadjf;sd

(yes I giffed this up close and slowed it down just for this ask ♡)

anonymous asked:

I discovered this blog on Tuesday and I've been checking it for updates EVERY DAY I'm OBSESSED and even showed my best friend. Could you do SHINee at IKEA? I can't remember if you've done it yet lol

you are too cute anon! i’m so glad you and your best friend are enjoying!! also I LOVE IKEA what a weird magical swedish wonderland 

onew: 

  • must sit on every sofa 
  • judges them like some sort of sofa connoisseur “ah yes, just the right amount of squish and support for the butt”  
  • keeps pretending to live in every display 
  • unpopular opinion: swedish meatballs are just ok 
  • sitting on the flatbed cart while members push him grinning like a damn fool 

jonghyun:

  • complaining that no one’s room looks like this
  • is that a jar of hay
  • looking forward to getting an ice cream cone on the way out 
  • “WHERE IS THE EXIT” 
  • oh there it is
  • he was wrong, they were just here he could tell by the impractically small stools 
  • “found this lil plant i love it it’s mine” 

key:

  • before entering chants “kibum you will not buy things you don’t need you will NOT BUY things you don’t need!!!!!!!!!”
  • buys a stuffed broccoli, a shower curtain, and two of those plastic garbage cans that everyone has (”dammit kibum why have you lost all control over your life YOUR SHOWER HAS A GLASS DOOR FOR GOD’S SAKE”) 
  • crawls into a bedset with a fluffy duvet cover 
  • “i live here now”

minho:

  • failing very hard at pronouncing the names
  • “if we pool our money and don’t eat for the next month, we can redo our kitchen” 
  • found a HUGE picture of a scribbly cat?? not really sure what it is?? (minho: ”hahaha hey guys look how ugly this is” / shinee: “hahah omg” / minho: *looks at it again* “i must have it”) 
  • buys a set of 100 forks 

taemin: 

  • there is too much furniture, they all look the same, he is overwhelmed 
  • turns “on” all the faucets of every sink he sees bc he knows it’ll bug someone eventually 
  • chaotic evil 
  • “that’s a really big fridge” ….. “wonder if i could fit in there” 
  • he can
  • bye taemin

ot5ness:

  • everyone looks at their purchases in the sunlight and they’re like damn you ikea and your strange magnetic power 
onelettereffect – episode 20

INTJ: No, it’s too late now. The day is over, why bother.

INFJ: You are the biggest adept of self-determinism that I know. Plus, you always tell me not to limit myself to a self imposed-statement such as “the day is over”. It doesn’t suit you, it’s too irrational.

INTJ (whispering): Too late. Evenings are not for me. It’s the most depressing time of the day.

INFJ: How did this happen? It looks as if 3 pm was some sort of deadline to you.

INTJ: If I wake up early and complete my major tasks of the day before lunch, I can chill a little afterwards. Knowing that I have already worked enough is a big fuel for me and I tend to do much more stuff.

INFJ looks like she knows what’s coming.

INTJ: If I don’t, I start feeling unproductive and the vicious cycle keeps growing. I do nothing and by the time it’s 5pm the whole day feels like a huge waste of time.

INFJ: Omg, being an over-achiever is ruining your life. On a scale from “literally” to “figuratively”, that statement is absolutely closer to “literally”.

3

Ok, ok, ok, ok!!!! *huff* GOD BLESS CHERITZ FOR THE X-MAS DLC, OMG!

Haven’t played it, yet…but I saw the picture and that this Unknown Route exists and….and I am already dead even without playing and I could cry because there is so much joy in my heart already and….yeah ok whatever.

I saw this huge ribbon and my first thought: Heh, MC looks like a present :D ….what if….OOOOOH! //////

It’s kinda embarrassing that my first thought is a dirty one after I screamed how fucking cute Unknown is in this picture. Aaaah well~ Merry Christmas everyone!

ncodangelo  asked:

“I work at a department store and if you take out and unfold a shirt and then leave it one more time I’m going to stuff it down your throat” AU for jimon!

omg yes 


simon didn’t make it his business to hate any of the customers who came into the store where he happened to work – unless they shoplifted, or something, but even then that was above his pay grade – but there was one customer who absolutely grated on his fragile college student nerves. he was handsome with a gaze that could burn through steel beams, but apparently his mother had never taught him how to fucking fold a shirt back after unfolding it to look at it. 

now, simon was aware that a pretty huge chunk of humanity was guilty of this. in fact, he’d done it more than a few times himself before he actually started working retail and realized the awful error of his ways. but what made this customer worse than all of his other customers was he’d take the now messy shirts and just fucking– toss them somewhere else where they didn’t even belong. 

the next time simon caught him he wasn’t sure that his manager would be able to hold him back from shoving the offending fabric so far down the customer’s throat that he had no hope of extracting it himself. that next time happened to be right before simon’s lunch break where his nerves were at their worst after being hangry and sneaking moments of study on his phones. 

the infuriatingly handsome customer absently dropped a shirt right on top of the display simon was straightening up. as he started to fume, captain america’s demonic brother wandered over to another display and fussed around with those shirts. simon snapped the shirt open and blinked when a slip of paper fell out of it onto the shelf. …huh. 

get lunch with me? – jace 

simon turned his head to the stranger – jace – and considered him with a flush on his cheeks. “sure.” despite the grin growing on jace’s lips, simon still wanted to shove the t-shirt down his throat. “now come over here so i can show you how to fold a damn shirt.” 

I went to SNL Dress Rehearsal 4/8/17

I went to the SNL dress rehearsal with @myloveholtzy and she wrote about it here

We started waiting at 6 in the NBC lobby and Kyle Mooney and Lorne Michaels walked past us! We didn’t ask for pics but we were freaking out lmao. We got in line and get checked in and get our tickets and wristbands. We don’t get to keep the tickets so we snuck a pic in the bathroom lol but no photography guys 

Then, they took us to a lounge area to wait which had nice gray couches and huge screens with snl pics and bts pics both old and new it was so cool

We waited for almost an hour until they started calling us by wristband colors and envelope numbers and lined up to take the elevator up to the studio. At this point, @myloveholtzy are start freaking out and slowly accepting that this is real!! lmao 

We get out to the hallway that leads to 8H iconic! There’s cast pics and guest host pics on the walls and chairs and couches and set pieces along the hallway. We touched one of the pics lol and we saw a room with Alec Baldwin’s name on it!!! We were a few feet away so we kept wondering if he was in there. Someone came to tell us about some rules and one of them was that the lighting director asked us to put our stuff under the chairs instead of hanging them on the back of the chairs and @myloveholtzy realizes that meant we got floor seats!!! 

They start taking us in and ohmylord it’s one of those awestruck moments like walking out on a stage on opening night. Mikey walked past our line but we didn’t say hi (they’re all super busy lol)  and we saw Beck down the hall but he was too far to say hi. There’s stage people running back and forth, moving set pieces into the studio in this really tight hallway, the band is playing vibrantly, someone takes your ticket and through all the movement and chaos, you see light. You’re in studio 8H. Wow. 

We somehow got front row seats in front of the monologue stage!? Maybe they saw we were more excited than everyone because literally we jumped and whisper/screamed to each other every time we saw something/someone lmao. But wow we got front row seats bless

The band is playing live, loud, bright music and you can feel the beating in your chest. We took this time to look around and really take everything in. I’m still blown away thinking about it, seeing this set for the first time is truly astounding. It’s one of those moments. 

8H is surprisingly small but that’s what makes it so much better. Everyone is bustling past each other, rushing to get everything in place in time. And in the midst of our excitement and awe, Lorne Michaels walks in and is literally 5 feet from us. We kept glancing at him in excitement and one of the crew members saw us being huge dorks over Lorne and laughed lol 

Michael Che did some standup and talked to some audience members to warm us up, he was pretty funny! But when he gets off stage, I turned around and saw Kenan so I’m freaking out like holy shit he’s real but then Vanessa, Sasheer, and Kate are right behind him and I’m screaming and have this huge smile on my face that I can’t get rid of for the rest of the show. They sang and danced and I wasn’t really listening to the words because I was too busy freaking out over Kate lmao but we made eye contact for a like brief second! lol 

Watching them do the sketches live is absolutely the most amazing experience. You get to see everything happen. Maybe I love behind-the-scenes stuff too much cuz I’m a massive nerd but I’m smiling like an idiot in starbucks thinking about last night lmao 

Everything is funnier when you watch it live. You get to experience a live audience laughing and it’s amazing. 

Alec Baldwin as trump was amazing, he makes it look easy on screen but as he was getting ready to go on stage and they were counting down the seconds, he was checking his reflection making sure everything was perfect and doing lip warmups (idk what they’re called). He’s really focused and in the game before he performs. I also noticed a bit of spit on his suit idk if he did that on purpose for the character or if it was just an accident lol 

When The Chainsmokers were getting ready for their first song, Louis C.K. was less than 5 feet from us on the edge of the monologue stage. He said hi to us and asked us how we’re doing and obviously I looked like a dork and forgot how to use words so I just waved and smiled like a huge dork lol 

Weekend update was so funny and Colin is adorable when he breaks character and Sasheer was AMAZING and gorgeous and hilarious and her dancing was so funny omg. Then, I see Kate waiting offstage to get on Weekend Update and @myloveholtzy and I are dying literally deceased I feel my heart pumping like crazy like I’ve seen Kate before and got pics with her but seeing her perform wow it’s unbelievable. She was sipping water from this bottle that a crew member was holding and she kept taking little sips and it was adorable and she’s so smol and she was wearing these slippers I can’t she’s adorable. Then she went behind this black screen they put up on the sides of Weekend Update so the cameras don’t get the offstage action and she was laughing at Colin & Michael’s jokes behind that screen. But she kept laughing after everyone was done laughing so you could hear her adorable giggles I can’t ohmygod I was freaking out also she caught @myloveholtzy staring lol so cute

Kate performing as Cecilia was literally the funniest thing I think I started tearing up bc I was laughing so hard and she kept touching and kissing Colin’s face it was so cute 

They also had us move around for a few sketches ( @myloveholtzy moved for 1, I moved for 2) but I didn’t mind, it was actually really cool to be like standing among the action lol

There was a sketch with Alex which was honestly an amazing sketch it was hilarious but I think they cut it for the live show

Louis broke character in the museum sketch 

The Chainsmokers Andrew Taggart was jumping around on stage before their second song and made eye contact with me and after the song (or before i can’t remember lol) he did like a little wave it was adorable

And after all these sketches, finally the cast came out for goodnights and it was so cool omg ngl I was staring at Kate the whole time but everyone out there hugging and stuff it was so cute and Beck had a bald cap on for some reason but like wow I can’t believe I actually got to experience all of this with @myloveholtzy I’m honestly so grateful for this experience and if you ever get the chance, you should definitely try to watch dress or live, it’s an unbelievable experience :) 

Also as we were leaving, Alex and Melissa walked past us no big deal (just kidding huge deal) and someone else so there you go! Hope this helped any of you who are hoping to go someday :) 

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anonymous asked:

pls tell me there are pictures SOMEWHERE of eunwoo's precious little hands holding the biggest items it's for science

@ PPL GOING TO THE NEXT FANSIGNS PLEASE MAKE IT HAPPEN skdlfjhadglka for real, reading your message already made me scream bc it made me imagine she holding like a huge bear or smth like that omg i’m crying

AND SINCE YOU SAID IT’S FOR SCIENCE I WENT THERE TO GRAB YOU SOME RECEIPTS YOU CAN USE

1. Let’s start with Rena going crazy bc of how cute Eunwoo’s hands are (skip to 12:25) (reminder that rena is the shortest on pristin and if you pay attention you can see in the 2nd pic that her hands are way bigger than eunwoo’s dlkfjalkgja)

2. Idk if any sound comes out when she claps bc honestly her hands are so tiny there is no area to create any sound lskdjgg (check the whole gifset here, done by my fellow eunwoohoo @eunwoooo)

3. Try to ignore the gayness happening Just compare the sizes of yuha’s and eunwoo’s hands I’m crying 

i’m sweating

4. Her hand vs the mic

5. JUST LOOK AT HOW TINY HER HANDS ARE I AM SCREAMING 

I could srsly go on forever, no joke 

anonymous asked:

So just enjoying watching Harry's performances on SNL again and I know it's been mentioned how nervous he was but I never saw anybody specifically call out the deep breath he took at the very end of SOTT, when he had backed away from the mic and was standing in the back. It reminded me of the that breath and expression when he was young and did the solo in WMYB that he was so worried about. I'm too clueless with tech to post them side by side but just struck me as similar. Have a great day!

OMG, anon. I’ve been talking about his face when he finished SOTT for days now. He looked SO scared - as though he wasn’t sure how the audience was going to react. That fan who was in the rehearsal audience said how obviously nervous he was then, so I’m sure he was still VERY nervous at the live show. There was so much riding on it - like, I don’t think any of us can really comprehend exactly HOW much. Awful SNL performances have set people’s careers back in HUGE ways (anyone remember Ashlee Simpson’s or even Lana del Rey’s SNL performances?). And he knew his wasn’t a flawless performance. 

That SNL moment was a really tough one, as a fan, to see. I wanted to reach through the screen and hug him! And yes, I can see the WMYB comparison. I’m sure, though, that he had a crowd of his closest ones backstage (including, I hope, Louis) to steady him and bring him back to himself. And I think Harry’s grown SO much since the WMYB moment - both as a performer and as a person, so he was able to come back and do the skits and the performance of ESNY wonderfully well. I’m very excited to see how he does on Graham Norton this weekend. I have no doubt he’ll get better each time!

anonymous asked:

Do you think jeongguk has a difference size kink? Yknow... with jimin being how he is... (tiny)

OMG….. size kink…. 11/10 yes. He loves how small Jimin looks esp in his clothes, when he wears his sweaters and SHIRTS (??:?:):) esp the morning after and jimin shuffles around the house wearing jeon’s signature white button shirt and its hUGE and it skirts around his milky thighs. jeon probably loves to compare hand sizes too???? loves tucking jimin in under his arm???? picking him up? omg and then fireman lifting him and smacking jibooty. if we’re talking sexual 11/10 jeon calls him kitten cos he’s so smol. jeon loves it when jimin tries to take/put something on the upper most shelf and he has to tip toe and jimin huffs and bites his lip cos he can’t reach and nothing’s sexier/cuter than jimin stretching up to that shelf cos his shirt lifts and jeon’s just so thirsty for him. KISSING IS ANOTHER ONE. jeon loves when jimin tiptoes to kisses him 137% has got a kink for that. and after they fuck jeon leaves the bedroom to grab a towel or smth and when he comes out jimin’s curled up under the sheets, looking soo tiny in their bed. wow damn i got carried away. He also loves how Jimin packs a punch even tho he’s smol, he’s really such a fireball for someone so smol u know (kinda like yoongi). mm omg im screamimg

EXO WITH KIDS

Can we all just agree that EXO and kids is the cutest thing in the world?

If you don’t think so, I plan on convincing you. Get ready, for cuteness overload.

There are some members that I have no gifs of with kids, so I’m sorry about that. I know there are also more gifs than this but I can’t just add every gif of them with kids ;3

Also I recommend that you go to google and search exo with kids, cause there you will find the most adorable pictures of exo with kids that I’m not gonna feature in this because this is only gifs xD BUT SRSLY ITS SO ADORABLE GO LOOK AT IT

It’s like it’s his own kid! ;-;

Them playing with the kids is so adorable, seriously *cries*

LOOK AT HIM STROKING THE BOYS SMOL HAND WITH HIS HUGE HAND

look at him helping the children! SQUISHY

THE HAND HOLDING

how to be these kids :’‘D

kris with kids makes me love him more omg x.x

he’s so hapPEH JUST LOOK AT HIM

I love this so much ugh

wtf lay? xD

a little kiss ;3

SO CUTE AND LOOK AT D.O IN THE BACK ;;_;;

Look at them both being cute with the kids ↑

Also, we can’t leave church oppa out, can we? no we cannot.

and now tao ;-; He’s so cute with his little girl

*steals kid*

xiumin with kids, seriously. i cant

SURPRISE TWO TWO TWO TWO YAAAAAAAAY I need to break my two record… Maybe that’ll happen today… Maybe… (Also advice, never ask Laura for pictures of Braun BECAUSE SHE HAS AN ENDLESS SUPPLY AND IS STILL SENDING ME PICS AS I POST THIS OMG I love you bb @hardcorewwetrash

Look how cute omg LIKE I BET HE IS FRIENDS WITH EVERY SINGLE ONE OF HIS RAW COWORKERS, FIGHT ME ON THIS OKAY HE IS THE SWEET CUDDLE BEAR OF RAW. (also Charlotte, where can I get those leggings?)

Oh yah, in case you guys weren’t aware. BRAUN WAS ONE OF THE ROSEBUDS

Look how cute omg SEE OKAY HE IS A REAL MAN, LOOK AT HIM WEARING A PINK TANK TOP AND BRIGHT BLUE SHORTS, Also me bc shoving pirate’s booty into the food hole. 

WHY IS BRAUN LOOKING AT HIM SO ANGRILY LIKE THAT WHEN THE DUDE IS JUS LIKE “okie buddy, still can’t sell you grapes, we don’t have any.” 

LIFT. MY. ASS. UP. A. WALL. NEXT. DADDY.

Yeah okay those scratches are impressive, but I can do better. 

in case y’all didn’t kNOW HE CALLS HIS TRUC K WHITE LIGHTNING AS IF HE COULDN’T GET MORE ADORABLE, WELL HERE HE IS, TAKING A SELFIE OF HIM WITH HIS TRUCK AND THE SUNSET I’M. 

BLACK AND WHITE BABY, HONESTLY HOW GOOD DOES HE LOOK AND SOTALL. 

Look at lil baby Braun in HIS LIL BOOT CUT JEANS I AM CRYING THIS IS SO GOOD. AND HIS LIL BUN, LIL BABY BUN I AM SO EMOTIONAL

LOOK AT HIS HANDS. THEN LOOK AT HIS ARM VEINS. THEN LOOK AT HIS NIPPLE PIECING. THEN LOOK AT THE V. THEN LOOK AT HOW THICK HIS FINGERS ARE. THEN GO FIND A CORNER TO SCREAM OUT YOUR SEXUAL FRUSTRATION. 

SWEATY MUSIC NIPPLE RING BEARD BABY like omg you can SEE THE LIL CHEST FUZZIES I AM UPSET

Ya know what, same, sometimes you just gotta lay out on a trampoline shirtless, making the world cry because nipple piercings. 

HUGE ASS BEAR HELL YEAH, ALRIHGT. Except beer is awful omg I’m sorry, I’LL BE THE ONE TO SAY IT, BEER TASTES AWFUL AND YOU ARE FOOLING YOURSELF IF YOU SAY IT TASTES GOOD, IT TASTES LIKE SAD AND THE COLOR ORANGE OKAY BEER IS EQUIVALENT TO WHAT THE COLOR ORANGE TASTES LIKE. 

OKAY BUT HE PROBABLY HAD SO MUCH FUN AT DISNEY WORLD AND PEOPLE WERE PROB LIKE “wtf who forced this giant man here,” BUT LITTLE DO YOU KNOW, HE WANTED TO BE THERE SO HARD, SOMEONE GET HIM THE MICKEY EARS PLEASE FOR MY HEALTH. 

This picture has killed me and I’m honestly surprised Laura didn’t send this to me LIKE HHE LOOKS SO GOOD HERE SERVING LOOKS ALL OVER THE DAMN PLACE WHAT THE HELL. YOU CAN SEE HIS NIPPLE NOPPLE POKING OUT AND HIS BICEP IS HUGE AND SWEATY AND LOOK HOW FUCKING HUGE HIS HANDS ARE COMPARED TO HIS PHONE LIKE HE COULD PROBABLY CRUSH IT WITH NO ISSUES OKAY LIKE GET YOU A MAN THAT CAN CRUSH A PHONE WITH HIS BARE HANDS THAT IS ALL THANK YOU FOR LISTENING TO MY SCREAIMNG

This dork, I swear. How is he this cute? 

THIS PICTUER IS THE MOST HILARIOUS THING EVER OKAY DON’T FIGHT ME BECAUSE THESE BIG HUGE WRESTLERS ON THIESE LIL “toot toot go karts” AND I A M CRYING

Finn looks so smol compared to these two and honestly HOW HILARIOUS IS THIS I LOVE IT.

Lil cutie in his sk8tr boi sun glasses, honestly how adorable. 

Originally posted by oncetwiceandoveragain

They’re all honestly adorable just standing there LIKE CAN YOU BELIEVE BRAUN IS TILTING HIS HEAD LIKE ONE OF THOSE CONFUSED LIL PUPPERS, YA KNOW HOLD UP LEMME JUST 

Originally posted by jaalalee

LIKE LOOK OKAY HE LOOKS LIKE THIS PUPPY I AM SO HAPPY I AM LEGIT CRYING IA M SORRY

Originally posted by frentique

Honestly why is this me HE SATARTS OFF BY LOOKING DOWN FIRST, LIKE SAME, CHECK OUT THE PACKAEGE FIRST. 

Originally posted by prowrestlingnow

Oops okay GOTTA BLAST BYE BYE FOR NOW

okay but human!dragon AUs

okay so basically AUs where the character is either half-dragon or a dragon able to turn human tbh bcs that’s one of my fave AUs, fight me.

- Imagine them having scales in their specific color running down their spine and people think “wow that’s an amazing tattoo it’s even shiny how did you do that.”
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You think you are annoyed by hiccups? Ever tried to explain why you smoke out of your mouth when you have them? Or why there is this tiny flame coming out? And don’t get me started with my troubles while sneezing I need to constantly buy new furniture when I have a cold.
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Dragons in human form still produce fire so they need to breathe it out at least once per day and this is a bother when you have a full-time job and a relationship to manage because THAT is hard to explain.
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Or it’s the opposite and the human body is not capable of dealing with that fire so please dear human, try to stop getting into troubles with supernatural stuff it really hurts me to breathe fire to protect you.
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It’s sweet that once I told you I’ve never seen real snow you booked a flight for us to some snowy place but I can’t go… mostly because I never trained that and whenever it’s getting cold my body temperature rises to its limit before suddenly I get really cold and that sucks so can we just fly somewhere hot?
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Actually the dragon either has huge problems with the cold or taught themselves to control their inner fire so they are always super warm and while their human s/o runs around with who knows how many hoodies, the dragon one runs around in shorts.
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I know I keep talking about how pretty lizards and other reptiles are but what gave you the impression I want a damn crocodile/whatever bag or shoes and OMG THOSE SCALES LOOK LIKE MY UNCLES
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You kissed me the first time or found out something embarrassing about me so I am blushing and yes that’s smoke coming out of my nose and ears, that’s fine
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I didn’t know you liked spicy food and so I ate your dinner and let’s just assume I have a rare allergy to whatever is spicy and yeah again.. that smoke is normal I promise.
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You know I am (partly) a dragon and accept me so we are in a relationship and have tons of fun using my powers because breakfast was never finished that fast and who needs an oven or cooker if you have actual dragon fire.