look how giant she is

  • *Quidditch changing rooms*
  • Beater: *changing*
  • Sherlock: *bursts in; furious* What did I tell you?
  • Beater: *looks up; smiles* Hey, Captain. Great game, eh?
  • Sherlock: *outraged* I told you not to aim for her!
  • Beater: *frowns* What? She was about to catch the Snitch. If you hadn't been-
  • Sherlock: *snatches the bat; storms off*
  • Beater: ...
  • -a few minutes later-
  • Mary: *enters; confused* Can anyone tell me what it was that Sherlock just threw into the lake?
  • Beater: WHAT? *runs out*
  • *the Hospital Wing*
  • John: *awkward* How does it feel?
  • Molly: *gingerly moves her bandaged arm* Like I fell off my broom and broke my arm.
  • John: *quickly* He's getting a detention. Not to mention a right bollocking. Possibly removed from the team-
  • Molly: *groans* God, I don't want that.
  • John: *thoughtful* What if he kills him?
  • Molly: *glares at him*
  • Sherlock: *rushes in* Okay, I managed to persuade Madame Pomfrey to let me stay here tonight *fluffs her pillow*
  • Molly: *sighs* You do realise people think we're going out now?
  • Sherlock: *chuckles* That'll be the head injury talking.
  • Molly: *raises an eyebrow* Is that so?
  • Sherlock: *kisses her cheek* I'll take care of you, don't worry.
  • Molly: *holds his hand* I'm not.
  • John: *hiding behind a copy of the Quibbler*
BTS React to S/O being tall

@sidedrugs :  Could I have a reaction to their girlfriend being tall? Like basically their height or almost their height? Thank you so much! You’re writing is amazing by the way💖💖💖

Thanks for the wait sweetie, and the compliment :) 

Sorry it’s a bit late, but I hope you like it. 

I used a fansite to find out their heights, so I’m not 100% sure how accurate they are, so don’t murder me if I got one of them wrong. 

Jimin (Height - 5′8):

He is such a smol bean himself, so the fact that you’re the same height is understandable. He’s honestly just so relieved you’re not taller than he is, even though he knows height doesn’t affect someones personality etc, it would still make him feel a little insecure if you were any taller. 

Because you’re the same height, he would kindly, ask you to not wear heels around him/when you go out. 

“You know I think you look great in them babe, but it makes you so much taller than me!”

“I have to look up at you when you wear them, and it makes me feel weak. I know it’s stupid, but could you please not wear them? For me?”

Originally posted by chimtae

J Hope (Height - 5′10):

You being tall is one of the first things he noticed about you, that and the fact that your height makes you legs seem like they go on for daysssss. 

He really likes that part ;)

“I love that you’re so tall, it makes you look like a model.”

“Maybe you should go to some auditions? Your legs alone would get you signed.”

“…. You know what? Never mind. Don’t go. Your legs are for me, just for me, okay? Don’t be letting strange men ogle you.”

Originally posted by myloveseokjin

Yoongi (Height - 5′8):

He wouldn’t care about your height. He does like that you’re similar in height to him, because it makes you match well as a couple. 

But it’s not something he thinks about or really considers in your relationship. 

“I know you’re tall, I get it. You don’t have to tell me a million times.”

“I know we can’t do cute tip toe kisses. But why are you complaining? Are my kisses lacking? Do you not like them?”

Originally posted by jimiyoong

Jin (Height - 5′10):

He loves how tall you are, and is all of the time talking about how it’s going to affect your offspring. 

“Can you imagine how our children are going to be? With my good looks and our heights they’re going to be the supermodels of the next generation.”

“Wait, your good looks? Are you saying I’m ugly? Huh?”

“No no– jagiya don’t hit me!–” *runs away from your fists of fury* 

Originally posted by bulletproof-heaven

Namjoon (Height - 5′11):

He is grateful for how tall you are, because it helped him notice you and want to get to know you. 

“When I first met you, the only reason I turned around and saw you is because I could hear people whispering ‘She’s a giant. Look at how big she is.”

“It was hilarious. People had looks of awe on their faces, seriously.”

P.S. He totally calls you his ‘little bamboo shoot.’, ‘giantess’, etc. as pet names. 

Originally posted by marikit257

Jungkook (Height - 5′10):

You being a couple of inches shorter than him is perfect in his opinion. 

It means he has to tilt his head down slightly when looking at you to meet your eyes, and he finds that really attractive. 

Kookie likes the girly girl/ feminine types and that includes having a s/o that is smaller than him. 

“I love how tall you are baby, tall enough to find you easily in a crowd but short enough to still be super cute.”

“Are you saying I wouldn’t be cute if I was taller than you?”

“No No, You’ll always be cute no matter what, that’s just science. BUT being shorter than me gets you extra cuteness points.”

Originally posted by jeonsshi

Taehyung (Height - 5′10):

He thinks it’s super cute, and loves that you have identical heights. He would also be that really cheesy boyfriend that buys you all kinds of couple accessories and outfits so you can match in other ways as well. 

“What do you think about this jacket? It’s cute right? I’m gonna get us both one.”

“Tae… sweetie… I have no more room in my closet.”

“So? You can just keep it in mine. tada! just ordered it. Ahhh we’re going to be so cute, we’re gonna make everyone jealous.”

Originally posted by kpoptart216


And the Magic Mike XXL press tour begins… :D [x]

me: I’m sick of seeing the same body type over and over again for women in video games

some reddit anime brony piece of shit: umm she’s a fighter so of course she’s super skinny with giant fucking tits??? she can’t change how she looks?? you’re actually the sexist tbh

Sleepy Tsukishima Headcanons

- Can stay awake for two days straight

- Becomes a totally different perSON


-His s/o would come to his house one day

- He looks normal once you see him

- And he would be like “hi sweetheart”

- And s/o is sHOOK

-bc he never calls her that???

-So she asks is he’s okay

-He says yes but she sees how tired his eyes are

-So she asks when was the last time he slept

-And he just shrugs it off and says idk two days ago buT HE WOULD SCRATCH THE BACK OF HIS HEAD AND CHUCKLE

-and she’s like wtf

-But secretly loves how sweet he currently is

-But he gotta sleep

-So she takes him to bed and he lies down

-She says goodnight and turns to leave but he holds her hand

- “Please stay. Cuddle me”


How could she deny

-Spent the whole night cuddling

-He says “i’m glad youre my girlfriend.” Then falls asleep

-S/o’s heart almost stops functioning cause it sounds so g e n u i n e

-They fall asleep in each others arms

- Maybe staying awake for two days wasnt so bad

ナミダメ“シ”ノミヤマキの場合 —Namidame “Shi” Nomiya Maki no Baai—

So this hasn’t been officially announced on Bullet’s website yet, but.. ( ≖‿≖ )

Synopsis (Paraphrased):

Flashy and frivolous by nature, 四宮真紀 (Shinomiya Maki), is an employee at a top-tier company.

Despite the fact that he has a fiancée, he has a habit of calling out to other women and cheating on her with these other people, whether they’re acquaintances from the bar he frequents, or his coworkers (his kouhai included)—basically, anyone that’s his “taste.”

Your relationship with Maki originated in middle school. However, he has no recollection of you.

During middle school, you once mustered your courage to confess to Maki, only to be met with the following response—

“Do you really think someone like you* would suit me? If it’s you, I wouldn’t even be able to get it up.”

And like so, you were harshly rejected.

10 years later, after polishing your appearance, you have now made yourself into a new person. Searching for the whereabouts and status of Maki, you waited for the opportunity to get your revenge.

And at last, that day had finally come.

Stepping into the bar that Maki frequents, you capture his attention—and just as planned, he calls out to you…

Will your plans for revenge ultimately succeed…?

CV: いちごみるく (Shiraishi Minoru)

Release Date: February 26th, 2016.

*He used「お前なんか」“Omae nanka” and 「俺」“Ore” in the same sentence, which gives the impression that he pretty much thought that you were way beneath him. ( - _ - )

They’re Okay

A/N: Sigh, well here I am again with another drabble. After I’m done with Feudal World, I plan on working on a “Kaede having to deal with the InuKag family” project. I don’t know if I can capture her well enough but I’m going to try.

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The kids were tormented by the pregnancy, and it was probably the hardest thing I’ve ever had to watch since losing my eye and sister in the same week.

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lonerkiid  asked:

ღ for misha ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

inbox me a ‘ღ’ and i’ll rate your muse with the following:

romantic attraction: none | very low | low | medium | high | very high | extreme
sexual attraction: none | very low | low | medium | high | very high | extreme
aesthetic attraction: none | very low | low | medium | high | very high | extreme
sensual attraction:
none | very low | low | medium | high | very high | extreme

I put two on some of these, because LISTEN when Rhiannon first knew him he had like this giant beard?? she was like ‘aw look how cute that obvious dad is’ and then the higher one is post beard. but !! he’s like a super handsome, actually good person? girl shOULD be working on herself, but instead she’s just heart eyes-ing tall russians idk.

Day 18 of the 30 Day Gemsona Challenge. Shapeshifting!

Being a rather young gem, Blue was always under the impression that newer gems like her couldn’t shapeshift. She’d never seen anyone do it while she was still on Homeworld. Her first experience with it was seeing Amethyst do it, though she was still unable to do it herself. Then she saw a crab on the beach one day. She was still getting use to life on Earth at the time, so every new creature she saw amazed her, but she particularly liked the crab because of powerful it looked with it’s one giant claw. She thought about how awesome it would be if she could have a claw like that to use against opponents.

And then her hand turned into one completely involuntarily. Initially she was startled by the sudden claw hand, but she then eagerly went to show Pearl her new ability. Pearl theorised that her previous inability to shapeshift was simply because she never tried hard enough, or that the strange circumstances of her creation may hamper it in some way.

In the end, Blue never could master the ability, but she soon lost interest in trying it anyway.

Paws Fur Coffee (Coffee Shop AU) [6/6 - COMPLETE]

(pssst pssst I got some bonus content like rejected drinks and a side comic on the way after I recover from finishing all the art for this chapter in one sitting lol)

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  [Week 2 - Chai Noir]

In the middle of the previous quarter, Marinette had been dragged along to a café at the edge of downtown by her cousin, Bridgette.

While it did get her into a regular schedule for studying, she was at least little concerned at how well Bridgette knew her crush’s schedule (“oh come on, if you were in my shoes I bet you’d be even worse!” She objected once, to which Marinette neither agreed or denied.) and the day that the shifts were shuffled around, the grumpy barista was one night replaced with a much nicer, much more familiar face.

Enter Adrien Agreste, model and son of her favorite designer.

So maybe Bridgette wasn’t that wrong about the whole “you’d be worse” thing. Not that she’d admit it anyway; as far as her cousin knew, she was just sticking to the routine she was forced into.

Marinette bought her drinks before he came in for his shift so she wouldn’t be a stuttering mess at the register, and managed only a glance when he came in before pondering on her project’s theme for her class on week 2 of the quarter. It was a seminar on generating inspiration from the world around you, which came easy to her in collége. The class was encouraging everyone to try something new outside of their normal sources of inspiration.

Pick a series of anything and create a portfolio for each thing, including a photo of the source for each piece.

The only question was…what to pick?

Turns out fate had plans for her and her final project when she heard a yell and the sound of someone crashing to the ground.

Her first words to him ended up being, “A-are you okay?!” when he laughed himself so hard he fell off of the stepladder he was on.

Not the words she would have expected, but at least they came out clearly. Even the thought of ordering a drink while he was at the counter tied up her tongue and she couldn’t understand why. Yes, he is son to Gabriel Agreste, her idol, but he’s just another student here working a food service job like most everyone else on campus. Adrien Agreste is a normal person among normal people now.

The magical powers-that-be decided he should be treated as a normal person too, because when she looked up and saw the blackboard, her nerves dissipated almost instantly.

In neat letters the blackboard read “Chai Noir.”

That’s all it took for her former celebrity crush to crack. It didn’t matter if he was cute; one punner in her life was already too much. She had to admit though, it was a good pun for the fact that the drink matched her partner.

Marinette felt a little bad for laughing at Adrien’s drawing skills, but she was more than happy to fix it for him. She barely remembered to pull up a photo for reference since she knew her partner’s face and messy long hair like the back of her hand.

Her fumble when she introduced herself aside, talking to him soon felt like easy banter like with Chat Noir or Alya. His body language was awkward and stiff at first even when his speech wasn’t, she noticed, as if he never talked to people he met this soon this much. He never showed any sign of not wanting her company, so she stayed past closing time to talk with him and get her last drink for the night.

She smiled to herself as she started pedaling. Maybe they were actually meant to meet.

When she arrived at home that night, Marinette took a long sip of the drink as she dropped her bag on the beanbag chair.

She started doodling an idea she had the other day - a cute poncho with a fluffy trim that was light enough to wear with most weather. The hoodie cords had puffballs at the ends, matching the trim, and the whole thing would pair well with cute shorts or leggings.

The drink was nearly finished when she started painting it in with her cheap watercolors. She had drawn herself in the outfit, so navy was dabbed onto her hair and peach for her skin. Boots and shorts were easy with warm brown and light blue tones, but when she got to the poncho itself, she wasn’t sure exactly what color she wanted.

That is, until she took the lid off of her coffee cup to check how much of the Chai Noir she had left.

Marinette took one last sip, poured the remaining drink in the overturned lid and dipped her clean brush in it.

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You CAN’T FUCK BIG MOM. Buddy, I can’t believe you even asked. Look at her. We aren’t even sure what the fuck is going on with her anatomy here, fuck what Oda was even thinkin here. she’s like a scarier version of yubaba, and even less fuckable than ol whirly swirly haired zit forehead queen of bad moms. we havent even seen her whole body, or face, so what business do you have trying to fuck her? second of fuck look at how giant this fuckin mom is. she sits on your dick, your entire body is fuckin dust in the wind, bucko. dont even try.

Copacabana Dreams (1/2)

I had to break this into two parts, it was getting ridiculous. I had several prompts that I could fill with this one, an anon wanting Killian to worship Emma’s legs and two anons wanting female ejaculation/squirting. The latter doesn’t happen here, but the first is teased a bit.

Two people taking part in the most elite competition in the world. Emma wants to prove that she and her teammate Elsa deserve to be here. Killian wants a second chance after being unable to compete in the 2012 games. Both just want to find a quiet moment to make use of some of those 450,000 condoms the Rio Olympic committee provided.

Part 1 is rated T for Tension. Part 2 will be rated X for Xxxxxxxxxxxxxcellent, I’m Finally Writing Smut Again.

part 2, part 3, AO3, FF.Net

The first time he saw her was on the monitors in the arena adjacent to Maracanã. Will was busy griping in his ear about the order of entry while Robin made sympathetic noises to try and shut him up – not their fault that Brazilian Portuguese put the Americans before Team GB – but a flash of blonde hair and an overwhelmed (but brilliant smile) on the broadcast distracted Killian from Will’s language woes. This, naturally, did not go unnoticed, and Will’s own attention was diverted from the Parade of Nations to taking the piss out of Killian.

Killian had to remind himself several time that an Olympic-level rugby player could kick his sorry arse up and down the beachfront several times without breaking a sweat, and took the abuse with grace and no fisticuffs.

“He’s just looking for a friendly face to keep him company when we take our leave,” Robin said at one point, valiantly trying to save Killian from Will’s teasing.

At this point they’d started to move across the grounds towards Maracanã, to take their place in line for the grand show. Robin did have a point – both he was competing in the morning and Will had practice; both had chosen to walk in the parade under the condition of leaving immediately after to be well-rested. Killian, on the other hand, had several days before competing and hadn’t gotten to know many of the others on Team GB well. Will merely shrugged. “Don’t matter, bloody dog’s been here four days and already trying to bed the competition.”

“If they didn’t want us to bed each other, as you so chastely put it,” Killian said, undoing another button on his shirt – didn’t this country know it was supposed to be winter here? – and wishing he could completely remove the blazer, “the planning committee wouldn’t have provided us with so many means to do so safely.”

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Aka collab fic of love and justice! First two paragraphs by me, the rest by these amazing people:

Emily: Sinnamon-Bum

Tat Colors: atatfortatzelwurm

Ana: AceyAnaheim (mostly reblogs but I may write something)

AnonymousNyanCat: PatheticTeenageWriter




(I just copy/pasted the list left at the bottom of the fic but I know that more people were involved so if you’re not on here but you added to this and want to be credited just message me!)

Mabel snuck through the museum of the Mystery Shack, stepping lightly as she could. Since Grunkle Stan had passed ownership of the Shack to Soos, the former handyman had installed a number of motion-detecting decorations–laughing skeletons and singing fish–in the museum. Said that it added “three whole new sensory experiences to the tour–sound, movement, and laughing!” At the moment though, it was important she not set any of them off. She didn’t want Grunkle Stan or Ford to hear. She didn’t want Soos to catch her. And most importantly, she couldn’t let Dipper know that she was creeping up behind him.

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Happy New Year 2017!! Today I’m making my first post to Instagram for the year ✩
(I updated my blog!)

Today we held one of our Love Live! Sunshine!! Aqours Uranohoshi Girls’ High Livestreams!
It was our first stream of the new year, with all nine members present!
Thank you for watchingggg 🍊.
We’ll do our very best with a smile this year too.
Please take care of us m(__)m

Our winter uniform debut!
We second years snapped this pic while reminiscing about that one song* 📷

*(Kimeta yo Hand in Hand)

#lovelive #lovelivesunshine #chikatakami #inamianju #Livestream #2017 #GoingAllOut #WinterUniforms