look he's wearing glasses!

Y’know, I really enjoy the concept of Clark Kent.

Like, minus the whole superman aspect.

because, like, okay I can buy that maybe he can disguise himself well enough to hide the fact that he’s superman, but i doubt any amount of slouching and glasses wearing can truly disguise that he’s a very tall EXTREMELY muscular man with a jawline that can cut glass.

So basically this newspaper office has this guy who looks like a weightlifter/supermodel just hanging around but he wears glasses and acts like a huge nerd and everyone just goes with it???

Like “Oh yeah, that’s Clark. No no he works here. Oh no don’t bother being intimidated by him, talk to him for five minutes and he’ll devolve into a lecture on proper tractor maintenance. We like Clark.”

 I wonder if the ladies in the office ever drag him with them to bars so they don’t have to worry about creeps trying to harass them like “back off creeps our friend here is 6′4″ and grew up chucking hay bales” 
And then it’s funny because (as far as they know) Clark is like, the meekest lil nerd around. (He don’t look it though!!!!)

It’s just incredible to me that Clark Kent can pull off being a quiet harmless dork while still looking like, well, superman. 

Things I personally love about Yuuri

HAD TO

  • Got kinkshamed over katsudon
  • How he goes 0-100 when he slicks that hair back
  • He doesn’t really know what it’s like to be an idol to others and then just?? smacks Minami’s ass…..
  • i guess that’s what his idol does to him
  • ………moving on
  • “I am a pork cutlet fatale that enthralls men”
  • He loved his dog so much that when it died he lost in the Grand Prix Final and honestly same dude
  • BABY YUURI is a blessing
  • Treats Yurio as the child he is while still respecting him as an opponent. Actually he does this with all those kids and I love it.
  • Sleeps with Makkachin
  • Wait ok can we talk about how he bought a poodle, named it Viktor, nicknamed it Vicchan, and then his mom is calling the actual Viktor Vicchan as well?????? I love that. I love his family
  • His family counts as something I love about him
  • That smile which lights up my life
  • He wears glasses that look adorable on him
  • The fact that he really is so mature, and in some ways (I actually think in a lot of ways) he’s more mature than Viktor.
  • His character development is currently my favourite
  • Slammed his face into the fucking wall because he couldn’t chill out for 2 seconds and listen to Viktor (I mean yeah Viktor can be wrong about quite a few things but he at least knows what he’s doing on the ice)
  • He slammed his face into the fucking wall, got a nosebleed, and then probably slammed his face into the ground again when Viktor denied him a hug
  • Viktor please hug him nobody cares about your 500 dollar coat getting blood on it
  • Yuuri is so fuckin good
  • Anxiety ridden angel budding star socially inept most relatable character I love my son
Dating Min Yoongi

Dating: Park Jimin | Kim Namjoon | Kim Taehyung | Kim Seokjin | Jung Hoseok | Jeon Jungkook


Originally posted by sweaterpawsjimin

  • Dude so like dating yoongi except you aren’t actually dating?
  • No like you’re in some kind of a relationship but it’s not actually dating yet
  • Like you like him, he probably likes you, but there is no title
  • And you ‘hang out’ (cough* date* cough)
  • Alone
  • With only each other
  • Yeah, but you aren’t *his* yet
  • And it gets you really confused all the time because??does he??? Really like me??
  • ??Are we actually together, or is everything just in my mind?? Minception
  • Except this is the story of that one time you couldn’t sleep because you were super stressed out
  • And the first person you thought to text was none other than mint boi
  • Yes mint boi yoongi
  • You text him saying ’I can’t sleep
  • And what do you get in response
  • It’s a pick of ya boy at him home, his his hair is all ruffled and he’s wearing his reading glasses and he looks super adorable showing you that book he was just reading
  • He’s just all like 'go to sleep and don’t dream of anyone but me’
  • And its super cringe but your face temperature increases by factor 20007
  • So you’re giggling to yourself because tf how adorable can a loser tsundere be
  • and you text back like 'no I’m going to dream of my jinnie-oppa’
  • but he doesn’t respond for 2 minutes, and then you get a video call
  • Which you didn’t mean to pick up because 
  • a) you look like shit b) he’s too attractive for your life and c) it’s 3AM and you’re not dating
  • But your hand *slips* and you’re screeching because why are you so dumb rn
  • But then he speaks with his fine deep voice, and you can tell he’s sleepy from the huskier that usual tone
  • 'Babe just sleep’ he kinda laughs a little
  • And you’re like 'boi I can’t otherwise why would I message you’
  • And he’s silent for a minute because your rekd him lol
  • But then he’s like 'why can’t you sleep????’
  • And you’re like 'it’s 3 am and I just read this thing about some creepy ritual plus I’m alone and scared’
  • So he just pulls this 'lol what a loser’ face and he’s being sarcastic-ish
  • And youre feeling really comfortable with him, but then you hear a weird noise and literally scream, so yoongs finally understands that you’re scared
  • when he’s like 'should I come over for you? ’
  • And you’re feeling shy, so you just go like 'k bro come at me’ and you don’t expect him to literally get up and g r a B H I S C O A T
  • And he’s like, I’ll be there in 5
  • So you somewhat panic and decide to speed clean your bedroom and house and everything
  • Except you completely forgot that you were wearing… something. … inappropriate
  • And you forgot to change lol
  • So when you open the door in your blue’s clues t-shirt and bright pink shorts you know yoongi will shade you on your questionable fashion
  • For a really long time
  • Yeah so he kinda just gives you this look like 'tf are you wearing’ but, thankfully he ignores your fashion and just walks in
  • 'Now that I’m here, you’re not alone anymore’
  • And you’re just like ’ wow thanks frand’
  • So he’s like 'you can go to sleep, I’ll watch TV and sleep on the couch’
  • And you’re like so tired of Yoongi pulling this 'we’re not dating’ shit on you because it’s been years
  • And you guys are just stuck in this cycle where he pulls a complete boyfriend move like coming over in the middle of the night before drawing a boundary like sleeping on the couch
  • So you figure he’s doing this because he thinks you’re not interested, so you sort of just sashay over to him
  • Resting you’re fingers at the top of his collar bone
  • 'Can you come check my bedroom for monsters’
  • He’s slightly shook because wtf kinda request is that but HE’S NOT DUMB OKAY he gets the message
  • Anyways he’s kinda like ’ are you sure’ and you don’t really respond verbally, you just silently tug him into your room by the collar of his shirt
  • Sounds like fem dom! right?
  • Wrong.
  • The moment you close that door, yoongi slams you against the wall and kisses you like there’s no tomorrow
  • Seriously, he’s got you up against the wall, your legs wrapped around his hips for support and you’re both panting for the brief moments in between kisses
  • Anyways that is the story of how you and yoongi ended up in the same bed together. Naked.
  • Even though you weren’t dating yet
  • But yeah, you wake up the next morning, feeling the sheets against your skin and your legs are wrapped around someone else’s
  • And Yoongi’s arms are resting on your lower back, so you slowly open your eyes, and he’s just staring at you
  • The sunlight falling onto his eyes and pale skin, and suddenly his eyes aren’t exactly black, there’s more like molten chocolate
  • And you’re so shy because of what happened last night you just turn and bury your face into a pillow to collect your thoughts
  • And yoongi what a rood man, he’s running his long fingers over your back, and tracing the line down your neck
  • So he just brushes your hair away from your ears and he sort of leans in, you can feel his warm, wet breath against your ear and he’s just like
  • 'Did you enjoy last night as much as I did?’
  • So here you are basically dead but you roll over to look at him and you’re kinda just like
  • 'There is a 29% chance the answer is yes’
  • He kinda laughs and you’re basically in love with his morning voice
  • He’s like 'that’s not even the majority’
  • And you’re like 'reevaluate your skills and we’ll try again next time’
  • 'So there’s gonna be a next time huh’
  • And you just shake your head and laugh at how dumb your… whatever he is. .. can be
  • There’s a somewhat awkward silence with only those dumb birds singing through the window
  • And then out of nowhere, he kisses you again, but unlike yesterday, it’s more gentle and slow and lingering
  • 'If you become my girlfriend we can do this every night ’
  • And your heart kinda skips a beat because you’ve been waiting for him to say this for so long
  • You don’t even try to act nonchalant you’re just like 'YEAH OMG JUST DATE ME YOU BIG IDIOT’
  • And so dating ensues
  • There’re a lot of bear hugs and Eskimo kisses in bed
  • And there’s also trying to make him smile because you love the way his eyes crinkle when he’s smiling
  • And just all these fluff moments and very traditional dating
  • Yoongi just seems like a really traditional guy, especially as a boyfriend
  • Anyways yeah you guys are just overall adorable and you nap together, you cook for him but he keeps getting you presents and taking care of you whenever he can
  • It’s very domestic
  • And when he finally asks if he can marry you, he’s very low key about it. Like you two are home alone, just watching a movie
  • You’re both cuddling, his arm is wrapped around your shoulders, you’re resting your head on his chest and playing with his shirt buttons
  • You’ll probably be talking about what you want to do next weekend, or next vacation
  • when he just randomly goes like
  • “babe I’ve loved you for too damn long, let’s just get married”
  • Which you say yes to, ofc
  • NSFW Extras
  • Video call sex when he’s on tour, with your innocent calls turning into something much more, and almost everytime Yoongi gets a call from you on video, he has to excuse himself from the boys to pick up
  • You’ll call him in nothing but a one-piece lingerie up so most of your skin was showing, with the camera ‘conveniently’ positioned and the effect it has on him I s2g
  • Phone sex because damn that voice is unfair
  • You waking him up *nicely* in a very *civilized* manner.

Originally posted by yoongijae


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@feynites #they’re one of the most notorious couples in the territory exactly because of shit like this #the spymaster won’t let most people get within five feet of them if they don’t want them there #but they’ll drape themselves all over thenerassan like a happy cat 

a shy kiss for notorious idiots who’ve seen and done pretty much everything <3

So many things happened in tonight’s video I thought a lil’ analysis was in order…

Caspar: Hi my name is Caspar Lee and today I’m joined with the king of impersonations and Josh

Lovely

Also can we just talk about the gap and the non-gap again

ALREADY AT IT WITH THE HEART EYES

Josh: You have a second book?

Joe: Yeah, where’s yours

Silent Night

Joe: Caspar, mate, no

Look at them

Why am I crying

Caspar: Here we have a lone Joe Sugg, wearing glasses to impress the opposite sex

Looks like he managed to impress you though, mate

Carrying on behind the cut

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when yuuri’s drunk i image him to be the sassiest goddamn guy in the entire universe. you see that innocent little japanese cutie? he brings a pair of heels when he goes to drink to step on the ones below him. you see that adorable chubby glasses wearing boy who looks like he couldn’t hurt a fly? he will slay your entire goddamn existence and your family’s too with a word when he’s drunk.

wickedsquared  asked:

Hello~ I was wondering about how RFA+ V and (maybe) Saeran would react to MC getting glasses and them being uber self-conscious about them?

dude everyone looks like 5000x cuter with glasses, it’s a scientific fact

Zen

  • So confused because you look so adorable with them?
  • But if you told him you’re self-conscious, he takes it upon himself as his personal goal to make you feel better about yourself
  • Constantly showers you with compliments and tells you how cute you look with them on in hopes it’ll make you feel more confident

Yoosung

  • He noticed you looking out of it and you were looking away from him, so he asked you what’s wrong
  • When you tell him it’s about your new glasses, that you don’t like them and are self-conscious he does a little “?!”
  • He’s upset that you don’t like your appearance, but he wears glasses too… does he look weird with them on?
  • You end up having to console him 

Jaehee

  • When she notices you looking upset, she prods at you for a few minutes asking what’s wrong
  • When you fnally respond and tell her you’re self-conscious about your new glasses, she’s confused
  • She’s never seen you wearing glasses before
  • Granted, she works a lot, but still, shouldn’t she have seen you wearing them at least once in passing?
  • Like, you need them to see, come on, MC
  • When you sheepishly tell her you didn’t wear them on purpose around her, she felt a little hurt.  Didn’t you trust her?
  • She convinces you that it can’t be that bad, and she wears glasses too,, so she wouldn’t think you look weird
  • When you finally show her she tells you how cute you look
  • And also assures you she’ll fght anyone that tries to make fun of you

Jumin

  • He thought you looked really good with your glasses on
  • When you told him you were self-conscious, he immediately took the rational route
  • “It’s natural for people to wear glasses, especially the older they get… but if you really don’t like them, you can always try contacts.”
  • Is he calling you old?
  • He just wants you to be comfortable

Seven

  • As soon as he finds out you need to wear glasses, he goes out and buys you the same frames as he wears
  • And buys himself the frames you wear
  • He understands being self-conscious about it, so he does everything he can think of to make you more confident
  • And if you’re both wearing the same glasses, you can pass it off as a couples thing

V

  • V thinks you’re the most beautiful person in the world, so when you tell him you feel insecure, he’s shocked
  • Not that he doesn’t understand not liking something about your appearance, he’s felt the same way before
  • But he’s willing to do anything to raise your confidence
  • If you think his compliments were excessive before, you’ve got another thing coming

Kenma