look dude i'm going to get laid tonight

A study in pink: a summary
  • John: I'm depressed
  • Sherlock: hey move in with me
  • John: idk you but you're hot i mean flat rates are a lot. Yeah. Right. So I have to get a room mate. Yeah.
  • Sherlock: lol I'm gay I mean what
  • John: so you have a boyfriend? *crosses fingers* PLZ say no
  • Sherlock: no
  • John: yesssssss gettin laid tonight
  • Mycroft: I'm dangerous
  • John: don't care just wanna get back to my hot flatmate
  • Mycroft: *pouty* now I have to go blow up another country. you're no fun.
  • Sherlock: fuck why is there so much traffi - Mycroft!!!!! DiD yOu StArT aNoThEr WaR?!?!
  • Cabbie: I'm creeEeEeEEEEPy
  • John: holy shit you are creepy.
  • John: die plz
  • Cabbie: *dies*
  • Lestrade: who killed the cabbie?
  • Sherlock: someone who looks, acts, and is exactly John
  • Sherlock: oh wait disregard that I don't want John Watson, the man who killed another dude, to go to jail.
  • Lestrade: what? I wasent listening.
  • Sherlock: I'm off. I have to go on a date with my flatmate. Toodles.