look at your dumb face

k but whatever you do don’t think about iwa just staring at oikawa and being like “i want to fuck up your hair” and oikawa’s like ??? is this a sex thing or??? 

but no, iwa just sits down with a bunch of bobby pins and rubber bands and makes oikawa’s hair look utterly ridiculous and he’s fucking giggling the whole time too and oikawa’s just sitting there like ???? what is going on ???? and at the end iwa just stops and stares at him with the goopiest smile

and he’s like, fake sighing and like “i was hoping if you didn’t have all that nice hair you’d finally look as dumb as your personality, but…” and he squishes oikawa’s face into the weirdest face while shaking his head very seriously “… you’re cute whatever i do”

and then he bursts out laughing and kisses oikawa’s nose gently

oikawa is still so bewildered but he’s like “this is the cutest thing that’s ever happened to me” and lets iwa take a picture of him looking like a dipshit with his hair in shambles

Hold Me

Originally posted by alphabetbet

Raphael x Reader

Hold Me

Prompt: Could you write a Raph one where his s/o is in a random mood for major cuddles and he gives in to her cravings for affection and practically showers her in it with lots of fluff??? Thanks! 😄😄😄

You stared at your phone for a few long moments. You needed cuddles. And you needed them now. You picked up your phone and pulled up Raph’s contact and punched in a text.

Hey.

Hey.

Can you come over? Pretty, pretty please?

Yeah, why?

I’m looooonely. And booooored. And…I really need someone to cuddle with.

Do ya think I’m some sorta personal teddy bear, shorty?

Pleeeeeaaaaaase?

The guys are gonna tease me.

Then don’t tell them.

Raph?

U there?

Idk if you’re worth gettin’ teased over…

Raaaaaaaaph.

Hush. I’m comin’. Give me a minute.

Yesssssss.

Dork.

You love it.

I know. Yer lucky I care.

I know.

You waited for the big buff turtle in red to show up at your window. He wasn’t your boyfriend, despite the feelings you hoped he shared. But God, you wanted him to be your boyfriend. Personally, Raphael hadn’t asked you out for one reason: he though he wasn’t good enough for you. You were pretty, smart, funny, and worst of all…you were human. A pretty, smart, funny human girl could have any guy on the face of the earth. Why would you want a mutant reject that lived in the sewers?

But nonetheless, he showed up at your window a few minutes later, heart pounding and extremely nervous for whatever was going to come next. Sure, the two of you had had movie nights, but you had never cuddled. Ever. He wasn’t even sure why you had asked him to come here to satisfy your craving for touch.

Three taps on the window signaled his arrival. You slid the window up and helped him clamber inside. He looked down at you in your cute little Deadpool onesie. And though he tried to ignore it, he couldn’t deny that you looked good in red. Really good.

“Well, you look cozy.” He smirked. You smiled.

“Picked out a movie for us.”

“Oh yeah? Which one?”

“Fantastic Four.”

“Are ya kiddin’ me?”

“Nope.”

“Yer kiddin’ me. Didn’t that bomb?”

“Yeah, but…” you blushed at the thought that ran through your head. “Nevermind. Just settle in. I’ll make the popcorn. Wanted it to be fresh.”

He watched you run off to the kitchen while he got settled in your bed. It creaked under his weight. God, sometimes he forgot how heavy he was. How huge he was. And then there was you, this delicate little flower that he was so scared he would break.

Every time he thought about you, his heart did a backflip. The mere inkling of you was enough to drive him crazy. The thought of your tiny little hands in his, your tiny little feet and all of your adorable human toes. And then came the thoughts of how your skin would feel against his, how soft and silky it must be compared to his rough scales and callouses.

He exhaled a sigh, mentally scolding himself. There was no reason to tease himself with something he couldn’t have.

“Comfy?” You asked, setting the popcorn on the table beside your bed, which was pushed up against the wall. Raph was hunkered into your mound of pillows, half laying down, half propped up.

“Y-yeah. Sure am.” He wanted to punch himself for stuttering. You smirked a little and hopped into the bed beside him, transitioning to a comfy position laying on top of him, head pressed against his plastron. And there, thump-thumping in his chest was his heart. You smiled as you listened to it hammer, faster and faster with each second you were there with him. “Am I doin’ this right?”

“Doing what right?”

“You know…cuddlin’. Or whatever.” He paused, exhaling a somewhat embarrassed breath. “I ain’t exactly a pro.”

“You’re doing fine.” You giggled. “Just…here.” You pulled one of his muscular arms around your back and snuggled deeper into his plastron. “Perfect.”

“All right. Good.” He grabbed a handful of popcorn with his free hand and you started the movie.

***

“So which of ‘em’s yer favorite?” he asked as the credits rolled. Your heart hammered. Here was the moment. The moment you were hoping he would set up. And now you could finally take the opportunity laid out before you.

“The Thing.” You replied casually. He let out a little breath of surprise.

“Why’s that?”

“Because…” You blushed as deep as Raph’s mask. “I like my guys big and strong and a little rough around the edges.” You shrugged. “But I mean, where would I ever find a guy like that?”

“Yer sayin’…” It took him a few seconds to put the pieces together. “Me. Ya…ya like me.”

“Yes.”

“Why?”

“The reasons previously stated, and also: you might not admit it, but you, Raphael, are a huge softy and I love that.”

“I ain’t soft.”

“Look at us right now.”

“Point taken.”

“And your eyes are gorgeous.”

“Umm…”

“And you’re super buff and brave, and you’ve saved the world like twice and-”

“Why not Leo?” Raph’s words caused a sudden silence.

“What?”

“Leo’s all ‘uh those things. He could treat ya right.”

“Okay, but I don’t love Leo, Raph. I love you.”

“Y-you what?” Raph almost choked.

“I. Love. You.”

“I l-love you too.” He paused, mulling over the exchange that had just gone down. “So then are we…are ya my girlfriend?”

“Do you want me to be your girlfriend?”

“Hell yeah.”

“Then I think that answers that question, boyfriend.” You pressed a kiss to his cheek. And then it hit you. That was the first kiss he had ever received. Ever. The blush that spread across his cheeks only confirmed your theory. You were not going to let this moment pass without taking it one baby step further. You pressed a soft hand against his rough face and turned it to face you. His eyes darted from your lips back to your eyes and he gulped, green eyes wide as you leaned closer to him.

Raphael decided in a single moment that your lips were the softest things on earth. They were also the sweetest things he had ever tasted, freshly coated in cherry lip gloss. Bright and red and now they were his to kiss whenever he wanted. This night had taken an unexpected turn indeed. But he couldn’t complain. He would never complain, so long as he had you.

“So uh…now what?” He asked after a long pause.

“Well…we could pop in another movie and cuddle some more, or we could go back to the lair and brag to your brothers.” You suggested. Raph smirked, imagining the look on Leo’s dumb face when he came home with a girlfriend.

“We’re goin’ to the lair.”

“That’s what I thought.”

work for it | reggie mantle (riverdale)

Originally posted by riverdalesource

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request: can i ask for a reggie x reader where he tries to ask her out but plays hard to get? thanks! :)

it was just another pep rally for the river vixens but for cheryl blossom it meant that there was another opportunity to be in the spotlight, being the captain and all.

you smile over to your red headed best friend, she was nervous like always. her parents had attended every single bulldog/vixen event but after jason’s death they had stopped because the memories flooded back each time they sat in those bleachers.

tonight was different though, tonight both blossom parents were here to support the teenage girl, so we had practice every damn day for at least a few hours. 

we had to make this rally perfect so cheryl could show her parents what they’ve been missing.

“you know this routine inside and out cheryl, you could do it in your sleep” you reassure her placing a comforting hand on her shoulder.

“thank you” she smiles softly at you “what are best friends for?” you giggle bumping her hip with your own as you apply your last coat of mascara to your eyelashes.

it was our fifth and final period and cheryl had ordered an emergency practice which resulted us being forced out to practice on the field with the jocks because the gym was being occupied by freshman gym class.

“5 minute break” cheryl yells allowing us to rest and hydrate.

you wonder over to the drinks table pouring yourself a cup a icy water from the cooler they leave there for the jocks.

“drinking our water i see?” you jump at the sudden voice almost covering yourself in water “god you scared me” you mumble wiping your mouth of the fallen liquid.

it was the one and only reggie mantle, it was common knowledge to all the kids at riverdale high that the raven haired jock had a thing for you. you flirted back and fourth tension building between the two of you.

he’d asked you out multiple times as well as half the other guys on the team but you refused to date anyone of them. the girls on your squad were puzzled at your decision to turn down only the best of riverdale high but you just shrugged it off.

you didn’t want to fall into the stereo type of an ‘easy’ cheerleader.

its not that you weren’t attracted to him because god, you were. he was tall, strong one of the best bodies in your year but he was more than that. you were the only one who’d seen past his bad boy jock facade.

he had everybody fooled, except you.

“can’t a hard working vixen get herself some cold water?”

he smirks “depends” he steps closer continuing to flirt

“will this working hard-gorgeous vixen want to go on a date with this beautiful specimen of a bulldog”

you roll your eyes placing the cup back down on the table

“you know what I’m actually not that thirsty” you turn and walk back toward your squad, swinging your hips as you know his eyes are watching your every agonising move.

“your going to have to try harder than that reg” you yell to the boy

he bites his clenched fist before jogging over to his jock friends.

you begin to stretch when cheryl approach you a smirk evident on her face. you grab her shoulder to stabilise yourself as you tuck one foot up.

“what are you doing?” she questions you, looking you up and down then behind you were you know reggie is staring based on the voice of coach clayton yelling at the poor boy.

“mantle! ball. over here” you giggle turning and giving the small boy a wave

“gosh (y/n) why don’t you just say yes!” the captain fumes at you.

“because its reggie cheryl” you muse taking a break from the stretching.

she huffs crossing her arms over her chest.

“oh c’mon you don’t seriously think i should go out with him? you hate reggie and me dating jocks remember what happened last time?”

she ignores you staring off behind you

“god what are you looking out” you turn spotting a familiar red head looking your way.

you smile and wave at your long time friend before turning and facing your best friend.”

“oh. my. god.” you squeal bouncing on your feet

“what now?” she snaps

you grin widely “you have a thing for andrews gah this is golden!!”

her eyes widen and she shakes her head “no i don’t!” she defends 

you laugh clapping your hands together

“it doesn’t matter his into you- they’re all freaking into you”

your features soften “cheryl archie is NOT into me” 

“I’m serious its completely platonic- wait what does this have to do with me and mantle?” you question dipping down to touch your toes.

“well if you start seeing the bimbo jock-” you interrupt her “don’t call him that”

she sighs “anyways if you start seeing each other than you my dear friend can put in a good word with efron- and then we can have double dates at pop’s!”

“god you didn’t just refer to archie as zac efron” you giggle

she narrows her eyes causing you to shoot your hands up “fine fine ill put in a good word to archiekins, i don’t need reggie for that”.

you bend down again touching your toes when you hear whistles and a huge thud.

you both turn quickly glancing as reggie is sprawled out onto the floor clutching his head as he rips off his helmet. before you know it your legs are carrying you over to the injured boy dropping to your knees as you approach him

“reg oh my god are you okay what happened?!” you bout running your hands over his face worry covering your expression like a blanket.

he winces trying to stand up only to stumble down, you stand quickly trying to bare all his weight. “arch” you mumble begging for the bulldog to help you out.

he swoops over holding the boy up, “what happened?!” you exclaim glancing at his team mates they all go quite holding in laughter “what?!” you ask confessed looking to your friend and the injured raven haired jock.

arch sighs laughing before answering “someone was having a good look at your ass and moose clocked him because someone didn’t have his head in the game”

you laugh covering your mouth as your cheeks heat up “hey i wasn’t-” he tries to defend himself leaning against his team mate.

“oh im sure you weren’t” you tease poking his chest

“practice is over mantle your on the beach tonight” he throws his hands in the air in frustration pulling away from the support of his red headed best friend

“c'mon coach-” coach clayton tucks his clipboard under his arm pointing a finger at the raven headed captain “i can’t afford you trying to show off to your girl- rest up”

your eyes fall to the ground blushing as Reggies attempts to cover up what his coach just said

a laugh spills from your mouth but your hands dart up to stop anymore from being realised. he glances at you with pleading eyes his rosy cheeks evident on his tan skin.

“(y/n)!” you turn to see your best friend yelling your name “i gotta get back to practice to you need help getting him to the bench?”

archie shakes his head adjusting his grip on the sulking boy “nah we’re good, go back to cheryl before she bursts a vessel”

you give the two boys a two finger salute before winking and rushing back over to your hot headed cheer captain

“jeez cap don’t get your knickers in a knot” you complain throwing your hair up into a pony tail.

she huffs turning and clapping to get the vixens attention “lets go bitches formation!” she yells

you roll your eyes getting into position catching the boys staring as we start our routine. “be right back” you mumble to the red head before jogging over to the pair on the first row of the bleachers

“yes” you smile catching reggies attention, the ice pack of his head slipping as he moves his hand away. they share a confused glance before looking back at the dumb smile on your face.

“wait what?” the raven haired boy chuckles nervously “ill come with you- on a date. pop’s. tonight” you speak with confidence twirling your hair.

a smile grows on his lips “really?” you dip down to reach his eye level “as long as ginger god comes too, for my ginger goddess” you point to the anger cheerleader standing with her vixens

“deal?” you question smile lazily placing your hand on his thigh

he looks to archie and he shrugs “im in” you give your friend a fist pump before looking back to the shy boy “deal” he finally speaks smiling up at me.

“what made you change your mind?” he asks nervously

you bite your lip backing away “i told you mantle, you had to work for it”

his smugness overwhelms his features archie elbow him in giddiness as he watches his friend flirt with the girl of his jock dreams

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anonymous asked:

About the little things singing on 1D day, Louis almost seems extremely uncomfortable... Like he's uncomfortable with Harry singing to him.

I presume you are referring to this post in which I outline Louis’ internal dialogue.

Louis seemed extremely uncomfortable at one point and that was here:

Because that’s an uncomfortable as hell way to squat for three minutes and however many seconds that song is. 

Then we get to Harry’s “imma marry the shit outta you” serenade/staring contest he starts with Louis

And then Louis’ like, “alright. Alright. Bitch you wanna go? Lemme just scoot up so I can stare at you in your dumb beautiful face.” 

Then Harry’s all, “Look here you Peter Pan motherfucker, I can go alllll day. I will stare you down in your beautiful ass mug.” 

And Louis’ like, “What are the words to this song again? I can’t concentrate when you sit like that. Cheater.”

Then Harry goes, “AH HA! YOU LOOKED AWAY!” And Louis’ like, “FUCK!” 

So, do I agree with your opinion?

Not even a little bit. Bye forever.

First time // Dino

Originally posted by dino-net

Pairing: Dino  x Reader

Summary: It’s Dino’s 18th birthday, he’s finally adult.. ;) 

Genre: Smut

Word Count: 2036

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   You slowly turned in your warm bed,  slowly opening your eyes to see a stunning dino with his hair messed up that softly covered his eyes, you smiled to yourself as you looked slowly around the room seeing clothes thrown all around, you felt a sharp pain when you moved closer into dino’s strong warm arms, you could feel your naked body pressed up against his. You blushed when you looked up seeing his sleepy eyes staring into yours. You breathed in sharply looking back on the event that made dino’s birthday a magical one for both him and you.  

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Grimes Family: petty edition

Michonne: Look at that Carl, your daddy ain’t a mute…

Rick: What?

Carl: Dad just apologize…

Michonne: No, I just find it funny how when nobody ask your ass to talk you got sooooo much shit to say, “Oh Morgan, Michonne did eat your protein bar and my tattletale, ain’t shit ass couldn’t wait to tell you!”

Rick: ………….

Carl: I told you so

Michonne: BUT, when a bitch trying to check for you, and come at me wrong you sit over there quiet as hell with that same dumb ass look you got on your face right now

Rick: ……………


3

“Um. Guys. There’s a group of demons outside,” Sam said, peering out the small window before ducking back down.

“Will you marry me?” you repeated, keeping your eyes only on Dean.i

“This actually may not be the best time, Y/N,” Dean said. You smiled at the incredulity on his face, at the way you always seemed to be the only one who could still surprise him.

“Yeah. They know we’re in here. We need to move,” Sam said, taking another quick peek. 

“So what’s your answer?” you asked, giving Dean a grin. He shook his head, crossing over to you.

“My answer is that we’re going to talk about this when we make it out of here.”

“Scratch that. There are two groups of demons,” Sam’s voice cut through.

If we make it out of here,” Dean amended with a small shrug, running a hand down your arm. You shared a look, laughed quiet, didn’t break away from his green eyes on you.

“Guys, we have to move!” Sam said, and there was nothing left in his voice now but urgency. You started to step away, but Dean gripped your arm gently.

“If we do make it out of this craphole, you can bet your ass that little talk of ours is going to start with me saying ‘hell yes’,” he told you, and pulled you in for a kiss before taking your hand; and together, you ran.

x

anonymous asked:

JIZ did you listen to lorde's melodrama podcast bc her explanation for louvre makes it even more dan and phil than it already was. "It’s like 'I just want to be by you all the time, I just want to listen to you talk and look at your face do all those dumb things that it does when you talk. It's just like this big dumb joy and it’s intense"

WHAT👏🏼THE👏🏼FUCK👏🏼MY👏🏼HEART👏🏼HURTS👏🏼SO👏🏼MUCH👏🏼

Caught || Rick Sanchez x Reader ||

Prompt:  Caught Fantasizing/Staring. 

Character:  Rick Sanchez

Pairing:  Rick Sanchez x Reader

Warning: Lime stuff here, just rick being a perv. Light mention of sex.


Rick would say he was a pretty clever man, well he would say he was more then that but that was beside’s the point. Rick just never thought he would be in this predicament, it was embarrassing.

It was embarrassing that he was caught fantasizing about some girl that he just happened to like [though he would never admit it.] And now he could feel your eyes bore in the back of his head. It wasn’t his fault, i mean its been a while since he has seen you in your real form since you were always looking like a damn human ‘ but damn you pulled off the blonde bombshell look’

But shit,your light blue skin and that white soft and wavy hair. Your pouty lips to your full hips…and here he was thinking about bending you over the table and just taking you from behind ans holy fuck what was his problem.

“Hello earth to Rick! Mind telling me whats wrong! You were saying something then you just zoned out with some dumb look on your face”

You scowled, your arms crossed over your chest.This was one of the few times where you could actually show your alien form.

“Hey!! I do not have a dumb look on my face and uh fuck you too” He scowled.

“Uh huh so you weren’t just staring at me because it felt like you were mentally stripping me .”

Rick crossed his arms over his chest then turned his back to you.

“Wait I take that back. It was more like you mentally fucking me.”

Rick tensed then turned around putting a fake smile on his face.

“Well what if i was ! you are fucking hot!!”

Gasping you puffed out your cheeks then pushed him away. “You’re such an ass Rick…” though i guess it was nice since the man you had a crush found you attractive.

“Now if you do not mind!! I have things i need to do"Holding your head up you walked off with a sway of your hips.

Rick squinted his eyes then let out an annoying grunt as he sunk his teeth in his lower lip watching until you disappeared from view.

“Shit….I need a shower.”

{Monsta X Reaction/Scenario} to giving you a forehead flick because you lost a game

 Scene: It’s game night at your flat and like always it’s super intense. You and your S/O have been playing things like UNO, Jenga, and the biggest relationship ruiner: Monopoly. It really wasn’t your night tonight, having lost most the games, but you were determined to win one. Challenging each other in one last game of Mortal Kombat. It was a close game, each of you having won one round each; but this game meant everything. However, no amount of wishing was going to work and you still lost. As your boyfriend cheers obnoxiously because he’s won yet another game, you just sink back into the couch, dropping the controller in defeat. Sensing your sour feelings, your S/O flicks your forehead in hopes that it would lighten the mood. But it had the opposite effect.

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anonymous asked:

Hello mom ♡ how are you today? Can you do 26 for haechan please?

Haechan + #26: “Oh yeah, you really told him, didn’t you?

“Listen, we gotta talk.” You tried to keep your voice steady when Haechan opened the door, but your nervousness made your sentence shake.
“You okay?” He asked, worried. Who wouldn’t be, when a friend shows up at your dorm unannounced at nearly midnight.
“Hmm? Oh yeah, I’m fine.”
“You don’t sound fine.” Haechan frowned, not convinced at all. “What’s wrong? Did something happen?”
“No, no, nothing, I’m okay I swear.” You tried to smile to look convincing. By the look on Haechan’s face, he didn’t buy it. 
“Look, come in, it’s cold.” Haechan swung the door open further, and nearly pulled you inside. “Sit down, breathe. Do you want tea? Something to eat?”
“No, I’m fine just-” You took a deep breath. “Just please…sit down. I need to talk to you.”
“Okay, sure fine.” Complying, he sat beside you on the couch and looked at you, waiting for you to tell him whatever seemed to be eating you alive. 
“Here it goes,” You sighed, closing your eyes hard so you didn’t have to look him in the eye. “I love you guys, you know that right? I like being around you and the minis and the older boys, I like being your friend and getting to come over and play and join you all when you eat and I treasure that, okay? You know that?”
“Of course I know that!” Haechan almost scoffed, if it wasn’t for your distressed state. “That’s not what this is about, though. Is it?”
“No, just let me finish.”
“Okay, okay.” Haechan tossed his hands up in defense. “Go on.”
“I love seeing you guys, you’re my closest friends, and I never want to lose you so I didn’t want to say this, but Mark won’t let it go so here it is. I rea-”
“-I heard my name, who’s talking about me!” The blonde poked his head out of the connected bedroom, eyes lighting up when he realized it was you.
“Yo when I said you should tell, I didn’t expect you to come over now! Really excited to spill, huh?” Mark asked and entered the living room, looking between you and Haechan. “Oh yeah, you really told him, didn’t you?” 
“I was-”
“So when’s the wedding?” Mark snickered, “I get to be the best man, right? I’ll be mad if I set this up and I’m not.”
“Tell me wha-”
“I was trying to tell him but you interrupted you idio-”
“Oooh can I be the god parent of your kids too? I saw that on a show once, looked kinda fun, I wanna do it too.”
“Mark, what’re you talking abou-” Haechan frowned at his friend, eyes bouncing back between you and Mark’s exchange. 
“I swear to god if you don’t shut your mouth and let me speak, I’ll gut you.”
“Is that how you speak to your brother in law?” Mark feigned hurt. “And here I thought you said you wouldn’t let your love for Haechan change our relationship!”
“Love for Hae-what?” Haechan’s confusion rose. “Mark, I don’t understand.”
“Mark would you shut your big trap for ten seconds?” You nearly screeched before realization overcame the boy’s face.
Oh….so you didn’t tell him….did you?” Mark slowly pieced together what was going on, before he had popped in. “Oh…oops? I’ll um….just be in my room…night guys!”
He couldn’t leave fast enough, almost like he could feel your glare burning into his back.
“So, wanna explain what in the heck that was about?” Haechan, still as confused as ever, asked.
“Dammit Mark.” You cursed to yourself. “Alright, might as well just spit it out. I like you, Haechan. And I told Mark because he’s my friend and your friend and I thought he’d know if you liked me too and I’m sorry if I just ruined our entire friendship and please tell the kids I love them and I’ll never bother you agai-”
“Can I interrupt, or are you not finished?” Haechan snickered at the dumb look on your face as you nodded with your mouth hung open. “Cool. Mark’s the worst wing man in the world, he didn’t tell you did he? Figures, he’s kind of useless like that. I like you too. Now stop rambling, do you want any noodles now? Taeyong hyung made dinner.”
Dumbly, you nodded again, letting a grin grow. He likes me back. Yes!

Hello bby! im great i got a new kitten and i love him i named him taeyong

[NCT Drabble Game]

Love or gratitude ? BTS Jimin (M) chap 05

“pairing: JIMIN X  reader y/N

                ft Yoongi

Genre: angst/smut/ best friend

M= mature contents

summary: what will you do when all of sudden you find your self getting married to someone used to be your best friend’s lover just because he turned to be a father !!!

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Originally posted by whyparkjimin


you changed into a comfortable sweater a pair of dark jeans and changed for the girl then going down to wait for her dad to come pick her,

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