look at what you make me think about

“When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs ev'ry morning to help me get large!”

“And now that I’m grown I eat five dozen eggs so I’m roughly the size of a BARGEEEEE!

anonymous asked:

76 with Yuta?

Send in a number and a NCT member and I’ll write a drabble ^^

76. “Please put your penis away.”

“Please put your penis away. It’s the most unimpressive one I’ve seen in all my life.” Your housemate frowns at you, looking down at his own dick for a moment before back up at you.

“What’s unimpressive about it? Everyone I’ve slept with said it was great.”

“I think everyone you’ve slept with has lied to you.” You shrug and open up the fridge, pulling out the orange juice and pouring yourself a cup.

“Okay, but it’s because it’s not hard. I mean, if I got it up it’d look way more impressive. Wanna-

“Yuta, no! I don’t want to even touch you. Or look at it anymore. I just had sushi you’re going to make me throw up and I’ll make sure it gets on your limp dick. Maybe then it might look a little better.”

“You’re the fucking worst.”

“You’re the one that wanted me to help you get it up.”

it really annoys me that i can’t draw anything i like at the moment. i feel like what people follow me for is my art, and instead they’re just getting queued gifs and posts about me being sad right now. i so badly want to just make something i think looks nice but i can’t even be happy with a basic shape.
i’m sorry there hasn’t been much art lately, as you can tell my mental health isn’t the best at the moment.

shtudy  asked:

ask meme | 17. How do you motivate yourself? (I need tips HAHA)

17. how do you motivate yourself?

I usually go on tumblr and look at eeveryone’s posts of them studying or their notes and then i get a little bit of motivation. I then look at the task ahead of me and think about what the result would be if i did the task. such as if i needed to take notes or study for the test, i make sure i do it thoroughly in order to get a good grade. but sometimes, you just don’t have the motivation to do things, and that’s okay!

anonymous asked:

Confession: I'm 16 and have no idea what I want to do with my life in terms of career, which is common I feel. But I want to travel when I'm young and enjoy the most out of life, and I love art and writing, but while still not starving. I look up job ideas a lot until my brain pretty much hates me. Any tips or anything? Thanks -someone trying to get the most out of life

i totally understand this. i’m also 16 and i feel like i’m wasting time. i think you need to remember that your job is what you do so you can have a life, your job is not your life. i know that is a privilege that not all can have, but if you work hard and can make your job something you love, then your job doesn’t have to be your entire life. but don’t stress about it too much right now! 16 is so so young. focus on being young and finding yourself!

|| anonymously send me a confession ||

neurotypicals and even some nd people need to realise that, those psychology posts about lying are bullshit. i have adhd. i will not maintain eye contact. i will look around the room, be unable to sit still, fiddle, rub my nose and ears, blink a lot/blink too little (depending on where i am dosage-wise), add unnecessary details, randomly go off on tangents about related topics - everything that you think makes me out to be “telling lies” is just me being neurodivergent and attempting to communicate while you hold me to standards that are not correct for what my brain is like. i’m sorry but your sherlock ass can stop

anonymous asked:

How do I stop comparing myself to others and feeling like I'm not enough?

That’s a hard one! It’s something I think we all struggle with. I know I do at least from time to time, it’s hard not to when you do youtube. I feel like I’m not doing enough with youtube and I see what others are doing and it makes me feel worse about it.

What I usually try to do is reaffirm the accomplishments I have done or try to reaffirm my belief in myself. That what I’m doing is good in its own right and try to eliminate the though of what others are doing in comparison to myself. I look to you guys and to my friends for support and validation in times of need.

Another good method is to use what others are doing to try motivate you to do more and try harder. It’s easy to sit back and think “Man they’re doing it all and have so many interesting things going on” and let that defeat you but sometimes it’s good to use that as a drive in yourself to do more. 

Time isn’t going to wait for any of us. Our time is right now to do what we can and what we want so we should use that time the best we can. It’s not easy and sometimes it feels damn near impossible but anything can be done if you set your mind to it. 

Greek Pantheon Asks
  • Aphrodite: What do you love most about yourself?
  • Apollo: Do you have any talents?
  • Ares: What small thing makes you angry?
  • Artemis: What are you hunting for in life?
  • Athena: What is/was your best school subject?
  • Demeter: Do you miss anyone?
  • Dionysus: Do you drink alcohol? If so, what's your beverage of choice?
  • Eros: How do you define your sexuality?
  • Gaia: Where's your favorite place in the world?
  • Hades: Have you ever had a near-death experience?
  • Hecate: What do you think of magic?
  • Helios: Do you sunburn easily?
  • Hephaestus: What's the coolest thing you've ever made or built?
  • Hera: Are you the jealous type?
  • Hermes: Have you ever stolen anything?
  • Hestia: Where's your home away from home?
  • Hyperion: Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets?
  • Hypnos: What was your most recent dream about?
  • Iris: What's your favorite color palate?
  • Kronos: What's the stupidest thing you've ever eaten?
  • Nemesis: What's a time you helped deliver justice?
  • Nike: What's your most recent accomplishment?
  • Nyx: What's your favorite nighttime activity?
  • Pan: What do you do for fun?
  • Persephone: What's your favorite season of the year?
  • Poseidon: What's your favorite sea creature?
  • Rhea: What's your favorite type of nature?
  • Selene: What's your favorite phase of the moon?
  • Tartarus: What's your personal hell?
  • Thanatos: Is there anyone you just really, really hate?
  • Uranus: What are your zodiac signs?
  • Zeus: What do you think about thunderstorms?
Okay guys, listen up!

I know we’re all happy and excited after episode 7, and even more after victuuri was confirmed by Kubo, the creator. But there is more to be celebrated, more than the two main characters got together and that they are the first canon gay couple since Prince of Tennis.

But there is so much more than that. And one of them just makes my heart beat with happiness every time I think about it.

Let’s just recap here. Can everyone tell me what Victor and Yuuri are? More than just ice-skaters and gay as fuck for each other?

They are RUSSIAN and JAPANESE. Yuuri is shown as a typical Japanese man; dark hair, dark eyes and large eyes (what I have seen are often used for specific Japanese characters). And then there’s Victor; blue eyes, pale skin and gray hair (somewhat stereotypical for Russian characters. Russia from Hetalia I’m looking at you). 

Let me refrase that. Yuuri is Japanese, and Victor is Russian. You see my point here? They are not just a homosexual couple, they are a INTERRACIAL COUPLE. Depending if Victor was born in the European part, they are from two separate continents. They know close to nothing (probably) about the others culture, Victor can Japanese but Yuuri can’t speak Russian, and they know probably not much about the others country.

Speaking of Russia, that is the second thing I love about Victor being Russian: he doesn’t give a shit about what the government in his homecountry say, he doesn’t give a shit about falling in love with another man.

He is not a stereotypical angry Russian.

He cares a lot about Yuuri and his well-being, and doesn’t care about what others think of them. Had he been a sterotype, he would probably have distance himself when he found out about his feelings. He shows that not all Russians are homophobic assholes. We don’t know much about Yurio, Georgi and the other Russians, but it’s more likely that Victor’s old coach Yakov is homophobic than Yurio or Georgi.

The thing that the creators are trying so hard to fix is that Yuri on ice doesn’t get a yaoi/shounen-ai stample on it. Why? Because Victor and Yuuri’s romance is not the main focus in the anime, it’s Yuuri’s ice-skating and the competitions. It’s the sport that’s the main focus, their developed romance came as a bonus. This showes that they are trying to casually have a character that’s not straight, without having the plot resolve around it. This is a HUGE step for the inclusion of LGBTQ people, for them to be step by step included in different shows. An anime doesn’t have to have a yaoi/shounen-ai stample to have a canon gay character/couple. They only need it to be casual.

Also lastly, can we just rejoice over having such a good, healthy couple as our main character? I think this show will give new standars for future creators to be more creative and inclusive.

Edit: people have corrected me about Victor speaking Japanese. They are speaking English with each other, sorry for the confusion.

Comfort Sentence Starters

Adjust pronouns as necessary.

“It’s going to be okay.”
“You don’t need someone/something that toxic in your life.”
“Trust me, I’ve been there.”
“You can rise above this.”
“I’m here for you.”
“You deserve better.”
“I can’t stand to see you this upset.”
“Think of it this way: it could have been a lot worse.”
“I’m just glad you’re okay.”
“You can rise above this!”
“Do you need a hug? You look like you need a hug.”
“What can I do to make you feel better?”
“It’s not the end of the world, remember that.”
“You don’t need them.”
“I will always be on your side.”
“We don’t have to talk about it, but when you’re ready…I’m here.”
“Do you need to vent?”
“You did the right thing.”
“You’re so much better off without them.”
"Someone like you shouldn’t cry over someone like them.”
“Smile for me, please?”


“In the first two minutes of this show, Lin steps forward and introduces himself as Alexander Hamilton, and Chris steps forward and says he’s George Washington, and you never question it again. When I think about what it would mean to me as a 13-, 14-year-old kid, to get this album or see this show — it can make me very emotional. And I so look forward to the day I get to see an Asian-American Burr.” -Leslie Odom, Jr.

Listen up Punks

If you think Punk is just an aesthetic, get out.
If you think punk is all ripped jeans, rock and roll, and wild hair, please leave.
If you claim to be a punk but make no effort to change society’s standards and challenge the norm outside of your fashion choices, I have a problem with you.
Don’t get me wrong I’m not some elitist asshole who wants to tell you what you can and can’t be, but I will implore you to go look up the history of punk. True punks fight for the oppressed. Punk isn’t just about patches and pins, and it’s certainly not this “I don’t give a fuck” shit I’ve been seeing from some self-proclaimed “punks”.

To be punk is to care enough to say “fuck society for hurting you” to minorities.

Right now, we need the you to really prove how punk you are. If you truly are punk, show some antifascist action.

Sincerely, a frustrated queer punk.

8 Ways to be More Productive with Less Effort

1.Sort out your priorities. Make time to honestly reflect on your life, and to think about what is important to you. Where are you going? What do you want? What are the steps that will take you there?

2. Focus on the essential tasks. Next, think about your short term responsibilities. Ask yourself: “Out of all the tasks that I have to do, which will get me the greatest return for my time and effort?” Make a list of these types of tasks — they’re your most important things to do this week.

3. Eliminate what you can. Now look at your list. What on the list is not essential? Is there anything there that you can drop from your schedule, delegate to someone else, or put on a “waiting list”. Often when we review these non-essentials later, we find they weren’t necessary at all.

4. Do essential tasks first. Begin each day by doing the two most important tasks. Don’t wait until later in the day as they’ll get pushed aside to make time for other stuff that arises throughout the day. You’ll find that if you do these tasks right away, your productivity will really increase.

5. Eliminate distractions. If you allow yourself to be constantly interrupted by email notifications, IM, cell phones, social media and so on, then you’ll never be productive. Turn them and, if you can, disconnect yourself from the internet.

6. Keep it simple. Don’t waste time on applications that are meant to organise your schedule. Make a simple to-do list with a word document, or with some paper and a pen. Then get started on whatever work you had planned on doing.

7. Do one thing at a time. In most situations, multi-tasking slows you down. You can’t get things done with a million things demanding your attention. Focus on what’s in front of you, to the exclusion of all else. That way, you are likely to achieve more, in less time, and with less effort.

8. Make time for honest reflection. At the end of the day, reflect on what you have achieved. Make sure you affirm yourself for your hard work. Think about possible changes you need to make - and commit to keep going, and aiming for your goal.

don’t talk to me about even meeting isak in that locker room after taking the courage to break up with his four year girlfriend for this boy and then having to hear from that same boy that he decided his life would be better off without mentally ill people around him,,, dont fucking talk to me about even realizing what that meant. about him having to make a decision right there, for both his and isak’s sake. don’t talk to me about even looking isak in the eyes and saying “i think they would love you” while knowing that might be the last time they ever spoke to each other

Quick PSA

I am not selling my art anywhere except society6 (currently) && I have not given anyone permission to sell/reproduce/distribute my art.

So basically aside from the few (like, 6 pcs lol – and that’s just because people wanted me to put them up for sale) prints up on my society6, I make no money off of my art as I only make them purely for my (and the fandom’s) enjoyment.

If you see anyone selling my art, please do not buy from them as they most likely stole it from me and are unfairly making money off of it. Also I would appreciate it if you report them to the proper personnel (if it is at a con or something) or tell me (if you saw it online).

IDK what to feel about this because I’ve been getting a lot of reports about this happening lately so aaaah ;;; I don’t want to upload smaller res art because I want people to be able to look at them properly so I think I should just make the watermarks more visible? I don’t knowww hahaha omg this is all new to me

I love Killian because he is hot

“CSers only love Hook because he is hot”. Well obviously I like him because he is hot. Have you looked at him? We are not blind

But for me the best thing about his “pretty face”, is it expressivenes, the emotions he always show; love, care, worry, furious, sassy… this make his features really beautiful

And have you looked his beautiful, tender, disarming smiles?

But Killian is much more than a pretty face, and this is really what make him a really attractive character: he is tender, caring, loving, love cuddles, loves his Swan, and Henry and his whole new family

I refuse to be shamed because I like a physically atractive character. It is nothing bad, and it doesn’t make me stupid and unable to think clearly. 

“So what is your role?”

“Oh uh. I’m trained to be a biologist, but am currently a poison merchant.”
“Ah. You humans do not manufacture any biologically, so that makes sense. Is it for defence?”
“Uhm. Not really.”
“For… pest control?”
“Haha, nah. More for <<excrement and amusement>>”
“I think there was a translator issue there. What was that?”
I take it your species doesn’t do the recreational ethanol thing, eh?”
Look bys, its a big thing here. Fancy meals are expected to have a poison accompaniment. We brew poisons to try winning world poison competitions. We mix poisons to try and make them taste as much as fruit as possible, or as strong as possible. There’s Expensive Poisons that have smoked ingredients to taste both toxic AND burning. A bit of an acquired taste, that one.”
“….humans are weird.”

  • Yuu: Hey Mika, what do you like about me?
  • Mika: what makes you think I like you?
  • Yuu: you diary is full of my name surrounded by a lot of small hearts
  • Mika: I-I don't have a diary!
  • Yuu: *opening the diary* "dear diary, today Yuu-chan said he was too busy looking at me to see anything else. Does that mean he thinks I'm good looking? Could this mean he likes me back?"
  • Yuu: Shinoa gave it to me
  • Mika: why?!
  • Yuu: something about her otp being canon