look at what one fanmade video can do to my shipping heart

softexodus  asked:

I genuinely love you, thank you for that post, there are just too many things with kaisoo that don't add up and it's like their hiding something. Same goes for the fact that SM don't promote kaisoo when it could make them loads of money, I feel like this is all just some da Vinci code/ illuminati level cover up. But anyway you are an angel and I love you <33

i love you too and thank you for liking my theory post :D 

[warning, shit is about to get delulu and also long, like usual, and it also perhaps will offend some people who aren’t fond of the idea that their oppas being shipped together for real–like really really real by an insignificant nobody from internet. you’ve been warn.]

ikr? so many things feel a lil bit odd between their very platonic relationship  

SM doesnt promote them for money often, the ones that promote them are other companies, like SPAO, Baskin Robins, Pepero, KFC (well not the marketing staff but one of their branch put kaisoo live-sized card board together), even Korean Red-Cross (i think it is korean red cross but i’m not sure) uses them together, oh also dont forget that soda commercial (maybe there are more companies but my brain doesnt remember any rn)

as far as i know, SM only promotes them few times; the big hit was when their official account announced Kaisoo being totally confirmed by dispatch as april fool “joke”, while the subtle ones were when they put kaisoo’s pillow together on the same shelf in SM merchandise shop (idk what it’s called), also they put kaisoo together in exo photobooks (the diejungs one and the one with soo leans his head on jongin’s shoulder), maybe there are more but i don’t know about it 

[OKAY UPDATE SM DOESNT DO THOSE THINGS ^^^ ON PURPOSE: that official account that tweeting the dispotch joke was fanmade so it’s not SM and the dolls were apparently not purposely arranged to be in kaisoo order, it’s coincidental, so sm didnt do shit to promote them, prob only those diejung photos but i dont think sm forced them to be glued together for that photoshoot hmm] 

those SM’s “moments” were just recently being publicized , mid-end 2014 , why didnt they promote them from the very beginning, in 2012 or 2013? SM started to promote them slightly when kaisoo has started to become more heated to be the “talk” (fans had already noticed them since their debut/mama era - it was the china fans that did so, then they started to dug out more about them and then it grew and spread wider, correct me if i’m wrong tho), meaning SM didnt plan about kaisoo at all - kaisoo happened bc of themselves, they made it, they invented it, or in shippers language: the ship sails itself

and even though now SM has recognized them (put a light on their spot) recently, the company still doesnt exploit the pair like crazy-money-starved-company-they-are (okay i know this sounds quite insulting, but come on some of their members had filed lawsuits bc of health-regarding-matters) and still kaisoo never once have a same schedule, like why? they’re only together if the whole members are requested to be together as whole team, but once the schedule requires them to be split up, they never being put together. i’ve noticed soo had been w/ other members (at least once) when they do mini-group schedule, yet never with jongin.

and maybe this is just me, idk maybe i’m seeing shit, but have you noticed how other members act around them when they’re having moments? just look at suho’s (especially suho, seriously if kaisoo havin moment and he is around quick look at this man’s face for his reaction) or chen’s face since they tend to be more obvious showing it, chanyeol and lay would quickly distract the attention (actually i think chanyeol third-wheeling them especially on the stage to stop the gheiness leak, this guy trying so hard to ship himself  w/ soo, what if he does this bc he wants us to see kaisoo as casual fanservice ship? like if he does it too w/ soo then kaisoo won’t be that obvious, ppl would think if kaisoo just the same with chansoo,  omg i feel so deluded rn /embarrassed/ ) 

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baek covered his mouth - was he smiling?

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did he need to stand up to point at him honestly? this kid basically had already said “i chose baek bc i had to (so everybody gets picked). by heart i wanted to choose soo” then he proceeded to stand up - to point at his waifu repeatedly as if he needed to assure soo that he meant it (he indeed wanted to choose soo), i mean, honestly? really? 

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suho giving the most obvious reaction here

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look at chen

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honestly look at chen’s face rn

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they were in their own world and chen could only sigh

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chen looked at jongin but jongin only had his eyes on soo

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chen said something but the two still in their own world

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suho and xiumin turned their head to see jongin

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jongin stopped smiling and be like -oh shit i forgot there’s camera- baek was like -of course you would say that jongin-, see baek’s laugh stopped and he looked at jongin for a sec (this gif is sped up btw)

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bet the MC is shipping them too

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chanyeol being a third-wheel like usual

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honestly chanyeol? soo only wanted to whisper to jongin

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sudden appearance of mr.cockblocker 

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yeol eyeing soo who was blowing jongin ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) then he grinned after it finished

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i guess this happened first

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then this, yeol to the rescue -must. separate. them. must. cover. them-

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but why?

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luhan and chen smiled

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that girl is totally shipping them now

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and this was how baekyeol reacted to kaisoo mating dance

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kris looked at them briefly then averted his gaze somewhere else

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look how lay’s head tilt to the side slightly when soo started hugging jongin - as if lay was looking at soo’s arms movement - and look at soo eyeing him

once again maybe this is just me being crazy and deranged shipper /sobs/, you prob dont see the same shit as me, and sorry if my explanations seem to be forced/fantasized but in all honesty i see them like that

also how the interviewers like to tease kaisoo, (like shindong, or that SINA’s girl) how sometimes they like to imply …things about them - maybe this is why the company doesnt put them together in mini-group schedule lol

ah i’m sorry for answering it too damn long, honestly there were things that i wanted to add but i forgot and i’m sleepy now, so i guess i’ll wrap this up, thank you again, you’re an angel too! /hugs you/ :) 

for non-shippers, i apologize if this annoy you somehow, i don’t mean any harm whatsoever, i just wanted to let the thoughts out of my brain and since this is tumblr - a blogsite, a site where you can write stuffs, where you can spill your thoughts - soooo, yeah…. just skip this delulu post if it annoy you, sorry again, okay? 

and for some of you think this post will ruin kaisoo image (tbh i was a lil bit afraid too), but just think about it, how big is the chance for that? i mean, basically all most used social medias have posted dozens of their recorded moments + fanarts (fanfics/videos/draws/etc), and somehow my word-vomits would do malice to them? i don’t think so tbh, plus i already stated that i’m a crazy/delulu/deranged/ nobody shipper (of course irl i’m just a normal and functional member of society) so IF somehow kaisoo’s image get tarnished bc of my post, their image still could be protected, just say: the poster had said that she’s delulu why would you believe a delulu person you dumbfuck???? so there. 

anyway have a good night/day, sorry for the long ass answer, sorry for the late reply bc college is a bitch, and sorry for the mistakes (maybe there are some mentioned names that are wrong,also the grammar and profanities too, hope my sentences make sense lel). there are a couple of unanswered asks, i’ll do them tomorrow. bye~