look at what a babe she is!!

anonymous asked:

Ooooo please combine 72 and 73! Thank you 😊

“I’m not wearing a dress.” Joe crossed his arms, shaking his head.

“But you lost odds on!” Y/N told him, “You have too!”

“No way.”

“Joe. Do you want me to tell everyone that you didn’t hold up to your end of the deal?”

“Y/N, I’m not putting on a bloody dress!” He half pleaded with her.

“You lost. It’s only fair.”

“I hate you.” Joe grumbled, grabbing the dress from her and stalking to the other room.

When he remerged, frowning deeply, Y/N started giggling at the sight of him.

“You look beautiful, babe!”

“Piss off.” Joe snapped.

“Picture, or it didn’t happen.” She told him, holding up her phone.

“What!? No!” He looked at her horrified, surging forward to grab the phone.

“Just one?” She asked, giving him a look he knew he couldn’t resist.

“Just one.” He sighed, stepping back.

“Thank you.” Y/N told him, holding up the phone once again. “Joe, just smile, I really need to see you smile right now.”

Sighing once again, he did as asked, smiling over at her.

I Hate You || Jack Maynard Imagine

“Y/N? Is that you?” I spin around, and come face to face, with the one person I thought I would never have to see again. Jack Maynard. I rake my eyes over his body and back up to his face. He hasn’t changed since we were fifteen.

“Um, yeah that’s me.” I trail off, turning back to the steaming coffee sitting on the table before me. The memories, of us and how much we hated each other run through my head. I sense him walking around me and out the door.

“Hey, babes, sorry I’m late,” B/F trails off but after seeing my facial expression she asks, “What? What’s happened?”

I look up at her and sigh, “I just saw Jack.”

I watch her expression go from confusion to one of knowing. She knew of my past with Jack Maynard, even though I had met her long after  

“Oh well, Are you coming over to meet my new boyfriend tonight?” She says in an attempt to distract me.

“I mean, Yeah,” I chuckle, “I want to meet the person that I’m going to have to trust with your heart.”

B/F laughs and takes a sip of her coffee. I smile over at her. “I need a new outfit to wear tonight babes, you said he has roommates, could be a night to impress.” I wink at her.

“Yeah,” she laughs, “Let’s go shopping.”

~

As I finish the final touches on my makeup, B/F walks into our shared bathroom. I stand up and do a quick once over of my outfit. Ripped blue denim shorts, a black tank with the words “God Is Good” printed in a bold white text and a flannel adorned my body making me look super hipster.

“Do I look alright?” I spin myself around and let B/F assess my outfit. When I finally stop, I look over at B/F I see the smile that shows that she approves and I giggle.

“Yes, dude! Now let’s go!” she excitedly grabs my hand and pulls me out of our flat into the cold London air and into our waiting Uber.

~

B/F is excitedly rambling on about how I’m going to love her new boyfriend, Josh, while we walk through the halls and up towards his flat.

When we finally reach Josh’s door, B/F knocks excitedly and looks back at me and winks. A tall ginger guy opens the door and smiles widely and wraps his arms around B/F and kisses her softly. She pulls away from him and comes to stand next to me again, and hold my hand in hers and says, “Y/N this is Josh, Josh this is Y/N.”

I smile kindly up at my Best friends boyfriend. He says “Hello, come in and meet my roommates.”

 B/F quickly follows him inside, whereas I slowly make my way into the flat.

“Jack? Conor? Come and meet B/F’s friend.” he smiles over at me, but I can tell that all the blood has rushed from my face and that I’m staring at him in shock.

“Oh no,” B/F trails off “Please don’t be the Jack.” B/F looks over at me with a face of concern. I feel panic slowly rise into my throat and I give B/F a look of ‘are you serious?’. I hear footsteps make their way to the room that we are in and before I can see who it is I spin away from the group in an attempt to calm myself down.

“What do you mean?” Josh questions, confusion evident in his voice, “Wait you’re the Y/N? You’re the one that Jack was in love with when he was fifteen.” Josh says matter of factly.

“Are you fucking kidding me, josh?” The voice that I recognize as Jack’s ask. I slowly turn my body back so I’m facing Jack. I look at him and the memories of our last fight come rushing back to me.

~  
“Jack! What the fuck is wrong with you?” I shout into his room.

“What are you on about?” A smug looking jack retaliates smirking over at me.

“You told Johnny that I liked him, and even worse than that you fucking told him that I’m a virgin?” I scream, trying not to cry

“So?” He asks making me scoff, “It’s true, nothing I told him was a lie.”

That’s what sets me off. I let the tears slip out of my eyes “I can’t believe you would do that to me.” I trail off.

“Well you shouldn’t tell people secrets.” he says matter of factly.

“I hate you.” I spit at him, I watch as hurt flashes over his eyes. But before he can say anything, turn away from him and make my way out of the house and into the streets.

~
“Hello Jack,” I say softly, meeting his gaze. His eyes immediately locking me to my spot on the floor.

“Hey,” He scratches the back of his neck, “How have you been?”

“I really don’t have time for small talk Maynard,” I spit, Not wanting to listen to him any longer I turn to josh and smile, “Is the other Maynard here?”

“Y/N?” Conor comes running into the room and engulfing me into a hug.

“Hey ConCon,” I laugh as we almost fall over, “How have you been bud?”

Conor laughs, “Really, you just flipped at Jack for the same question, but I’m good.”

“I flipped at Jack for pretending that we don’t hate each other.” I glance over at Jack and back to Conor.

“Seriously? You’re still pissed at him for what happened when you were fifteen?” Conor sighs and runs his fingers through his hair. I wasn’t pissed anymore. But he made it very apparent when we were younger that he hated me, so I wasn’t going to be the one to pretend that it didn’t happen.

“No. Actually, he helped me get my first boyfriend.” I smile, Look over to jack and raise my eyebrow.

“Johnny? Really?” Jack scoffs. I shake my head, “No, he told everyone that I was a virgin, so I was bullied like crazy, Thank you by the way, and then one of the people that would stand up for me and asked me out, B/F Jack was a good guy wasn’t he?” I look around looking for B/F and notice that she and Josh have disappeared making my giggle softly.

“Can you two just talk it out? I’ve missed you, and I’ve missed our little trio.” Conor sighs and pushes me towards Jack. “Conor, that’s not fair she hates my guts, I can’t do anything to change that,” Jack complains

“Tell her why you did it,” Conor says as he exits the room that we are standing in.

“What is he talking about?” I question, taking a step towards him. I watch as he runs his fingers through his hair and takes a seat on the couch, “Jack?”

“I can’t tell you,” he trails off, “You’ll only hate me more.” I step towards him and sit on the couch around an arm’s length away from him.

“I don’t hate you, anymore.” I sigh and run my hand over my face.

“Why? You should hate me. I’m the reason that you were bullied. I’m the reason that that guy took you away from me. It’s all my fault. I was in love with you, but I was jealous of all of the guys that you actually paid attention too. I’m an awful person. You should hate me.” His voice cracks with unshed tears and he turns towards me, takes my hand in his and kisses it softly. I have no time to react, I pull him towards me and wrap my arms around him.

“I’ve missed you, Maynard,” I whisper into his ear, “But if you had of told me that you liked me you would have known that I liked you too.” I laugh softly when he pulls away from me and looks at me skeptically. “But instead you decided to be a big dummy and hurt my feelings a lot.” I smile over at him. “Yeah, i did that, didn’t I? Can we start over?” he asks looking deep into my eyes. I nod slowly.“Go on a date with me?” he asks and takes my face in his hands. I nod my head again. Jack pulls my face to his and presses his lips to mine, I place my hands in his hair and smile into the kiss. I pull back and grin at his closed eyes.“God I’ve missed you.” he says as he wraps his arms around me once again.

anonymous asked:

Can you maybe do a nsfw 2p Germany lazy but rough morning sex ? Like she tried to take control but he takes over anyway!! With a smol chubby s/o ( hair pulling, riding, choking, ) thanks babe

YESSSSS, I LOVE MORNING SEX!!! Cause what’s better then swing the partners face shoved between your legs first thing in the morning??

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I sighed sitting up and rubbing my head… I looked to my side to see Lutz sleeping soundly. I sniffed hims lightly and of course smelled beer. Probably from last night because Allen, yang, Matthieu, and his brother were here last nights and I had a couple of beers but got tired and went to sleep. Guess they really got drunk…

I hummed scanning his body… I laid beside him gently and slowly caressed his arm before he let out a light hum and moved his head to the other side… heh, he can feel it… my eyes trailed down ward to the spot where his crotch was… I wonder… I bit my lip slightly trailing my hand down into his boxers and began to slowly pump him in my hand. After another moment he was actually rather hard for just a hand job. He let out another groan… I sat up and pulled to blankets away from his body and carefully pulled his boxers off Donnie he was completely naked, he never slept with a shirt on anyways.

I laid between his legs and gently grabbed his member and left a light kiss on the tip watching him to make sure I didn’t wake him up yet. I trailed my tongue up and down his shaft lightly nipping his dick on the way down and up. He clutch the sheet slightly groaning but released his grip and looked peacefully asleep again. I bit my lip… well now that he’ll slip in easily might as well. I slowly got up and slid off my underwear since that’s all I was wearing in my sleep other then my t-shirt. I got over him and threw my shirt off as well with my underwear. I inserted him into my self and let out a soft pleasurable breath as I fit all of him inside… I slowly and softly began to roll my hips against him, I really enjoyed how he felt inside of me. I began to get carried away and went a little faster. Suddenly I heard him yawn and mumble “(Y/n)??” I suddenly froze with my arms to my chest he blinked a couple times and then looked at me fairly surprised as he realized what he was doing… I said slowly “I swear I can explain.” A grin appeared on his face as he chuckled with his hands going to my hips “Jou don’t even have to say a vord~” he sat up and pinned me to the bed and began slam into my harshly!!! I yelped “Oh god!!!” He chuckled and pinned my arms away from my chest so he could look at my breast bouncing freely with each of his rough thrust. I began to sit up “Hey!” He’s hand went to my throat and pinned me back down. He leaned up slightly making longer but still rough thrusts “Jou should have just woken me up kitten. Jou know how I love to dominate over you.” I whimpered in agreement. He pulled me into his lap still thrusting into me and I wrapped my arms around his neck and kissed him. He adjusted himself slightly and pulled my hair slightly as I pulled away from the kiss moaning particular loud as he hit a certain spot just right. He suddenly pulled out and came with a light growl. I complained “Lutz….” he chuckled setting me back “Don’t vorry~” he got between my legs and quickly tangled his tongue into my core! I moaned slightly and felt him push two fingers into me and he continued to eat me out… I tighter around his fingers and bit my lips as I finally came!!! He chuckled leaning up and kissing me “Thanks for the great wake up call.” I waved my hand “Lutz…” he looked at me raising an eyebrow “I want more sex…” he smirked “Then how about we move to the shower then?”

What was really going down outside the Jeep
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b>Stiles:</b> *is giving an incredibly beautiful and heartbreaking speech to Lydia about what she means to him and what he wants her to remember about him*<p/><b>Ghost Rider 1:</b> *waiting outside the Jeep* So, shouldn't we be taking him right now?<p/><b>Ghost Rider 2:</b> *also waiting outside Jeep* *looks through window and sees stydia talking* Not yet. This is the good part.<p/><b>Ghost Rider 1:</b> ???<p/><b>Ghost Rider 3:</b> *watching Stydia with heart eyes* They're so beautiful.<p/><b>Stiles:</b> Remember I love you.<p/><b>All 3 Ghost Riders:</b> *sigh*<p/><b>Ghost Rider 2:</b> Okay. Take him now.<p/><b>Ghost Rider 1:</b> That seems a little cruel man. He did just say he loves her.<p/><b>Ghost Rider 2:</b> Um, we're not the good guys.<p/><b>Ghost Rider 1:</b> Oh yeah lol. Rip him out the car.<p/><b>Ghost Rider 3:</b> *still has heart eyes* *rips Stiles out of the car* So beautiful.<p/><b>Stiles:</b> ???<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>
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The Lightwoods are having none of your shit. (x)

Patater

“You did not.”  Alexei stood over Kent, who was sprawled across the sofa with one arm over his eye.  

Kent dropped his arm just enough to peer up at his husband.  “Um.  You’re right, I didn’t.”

Alexei’s face pinched, unamused.  “We talk, say is bad idea!  Why you forget?”

“I didn’t forget, babe,” Kent wheedled, and pushed himself upright.  He pouted out his bottom lip, but Alexei wasn’t softening.  Kent sighed, grabbing Alexei by the bottom of his shirt, and dragged him to the sofa.  “She named him Cereal.”

Alexei blinked.  “What?”

“We were just going for turtle food, I swear to god.  But there were like three people outside with all these little cages, and the damn puppy ran right up to her and she gave me the Look.  And she named it Cereal.”

The corner of Alexei’s lip twitched, and Kent breathed a little easier.  “Cereal.”

Kent shrugged.  “Don’t ask me.  She’s your daughter.”

“She your daughter, Parson.  Her dog Cereal, your cat Kit Purrson.”

“Ouch,” Kent said, and laughed when Alexei dragged him over for a kiss.

You are clean up after puppy with Irina get too bored.  You are take puppy for walks.  I’m not want dog, I tell you this.”

“Yeah yeah well…it’ll grow on you.  Kit did.”

Alexei grumbled, “Will never grow on me,” but he stroked Kent’s cheek with his thumb as he kissed him again and again.

*** 

Kent walked into the living room, on his way to the kitchen for water.  He was still half asleep, his mouth dry and gross, but he froze when he saw the figure on the sofa.  It was Alexei, sprawled out across the sofa, the small, fuzzy dog tucked up under his chin.

Forgetting the water, Kent crossed the room, and when he reached the sofa, he nudged it with his knee until Alexei peered one, red, bleary eye at him.

“Really?”

Alexei sighed, giving the puppy a small scratch.  “He is cry in his little crate.  Was so sad.”

“You are ridiculous, you know that?” Kent said, leaning down and giving Alexei a kiss first, then one on the top of the puppy’s head  “Like so fucking ridiculous.”

Alexei sighed, shrugged, and rolled over to cuddle the puppy more.  “Am, yes, but is okay.  You love me.”

“Apparently,” Kent said.  Instead of heading back to bed, he shoved himself behind Alexei, wrapping one arm round his waist, and pushed his nose into the back of Alexei’s neck.  “You love me too.”

Alexei laughed, slow and sleepy.  “Yes, Kenny.  I love you too.”

How would “some of the members” react to listening to History Maker and watching an episode of YOI

HELLO EVERYONE MOD SAERAN HERE BEING HAPPY BECAUSE I JUST FINISH EATING CAKE *INTERNALLY SCREAMING* anyways here is a random HC for Yuri on Ice 


Saeran: *HIS POV*

  • “ Babe I swear to god shut that shit off.” He sighed. But he knew this song was on repeat every fucking Tuesday thru Thursday. JESUS Christ WHAT IS THE FUCKING HYPE OF THIS FUCKING ANIME!! She doesn’t even want to spend time with me. She just sits on the couch and watches it on her laptop. She has this thing. She does a marathon by herself on Tuesday. She looks for spoilers on a thing called Tumblr on Wednesday, she watches the dub which is EPISODES behind ( the stupid thing in English) in the morning then she watches raw around lunchtime and then she watches the episode with subs around dinner time. And throughout the whole FUCKING TIME SHE IS SCREAMING.
  • It’s not me making her scream. It’s this fucker called victuuri and yurio. Like what the fuck? What kind of names. I finally decided to sit down next to her and slowly asked her “ Babe….. what is Yuri on I-” she fucking ran to the freezer pulled out ice cream and shoved it to me. She went on google and typed the names of the three main characters. Okay. So it’s a tall Zen looking guy, a guy , and another guy who looks like a pist off yoosung. Okay this should be interesting. She showed me the first episode and hmm. Still don’t see the hype.
  • * 6 EPISODES LATER* Hi my name is Saeran and I am a Yuri on Ice addict. My favorite character is Yurio because he is literally me. We reached episode 7 and the only reaction this show had given me is so many emotions within me. I will not let my girlfriend see me enjoying this anime.
  • *Yuri AND Victor kiss* HOLY FUCKING SHIT THEY MADE HISTORY OH MY GOD BABE OH MY GOD *THROWS ICE CREAM* WE MAKE IT HAPPEN WE TURN IT AROUND YES WE WERE BORN TO MAKE HISTORY CAN YOU HEAR MY HEARTBEAT OH MY GOD OH MY GOD BABE * I looked back at her and she was recording *
  • She was recording me the whole time
  • This is the story of how I got 10 million views on YouTube because everyone supposedly love my reaction………..
  • never…… again,….

Yoosung: * his pov*

  • YOURSELF YOU ARE UNSTOPPABLE WHERE YOUR DESTINY LIIIEEEESSSSS * gets shampoo bottles and squeezes shampoo out and shampoos hair* DAAANNCCINNGG ON THE BLADEEEESSS!! YOU SET MY HEAAARTT ON FIIIIIRREEEEEE!!!
  • BABE WHERE ARE YOU I NEED MY PARTNER IN CRIMES HELP * you heard bags being put down and your heard fast footsteps. Door is drastically open*
  • Yoosung: DONT STOP US NOW THE MOMENT OF TRUTH
  • You and him: WE WERE BORN TO MAKE HISSSTORRRRYYYYY
  • You: WE’LL MAKE IT HAPPEN WE’LL TURN IT AROUND
  • You and Him: YES WE WERE BORN TO MAAAAAAAAAKKKKEEEEE HIISSSSTORRRYY
  • You: Baby hurry up it’s going up in 10 MINS!!! I already bought lunch for us!!
  • God damn I love Wednesdays. I finished my shower quickly and dried myself and put on boxers and just ran to her.
  • *episode 8* *victor kissed YURIS FUCKING SKATES*
  • Yoosung: HOLY MOTHER OF GOD BABE * both of you guys grabbed each other’s hand and FUCKING fan girled* they. Need. To. Get. Married.
  • *end of the episode*
  • Yoosung: MAAAKKKKKAAAACHIIIIINNNNN MAAAAKKKAAAAACHIIIN WHYY WHYYYYYYYYYYYY

Seven: *His POV*

  • *cosplays Georgi Popovich* MY DEAR ANYA WHERE ARE YOU!!! MY PERFORMANCE WILL START SOON
  • you: *cosplays Christophe Giacometti* *starts dancing around sexually* *takes a leap and lands on the floor with your head tilted back* I I think I’m going to come again
  • Seven: ANYA I WILL SAVE YOU MY LOVE AS I ALWAYS PROMISED YOU
  • When he was running to you he notice you were laughing and he knew it was because of the makeup. He picked you up and kissed your forehead and danced your way to his laptop.
  • You placed your S/O on your lap and and waited for it to start. You got the other laptop ready to download so when the episode is down you can upload all the best gifs on tumblr
  • You loved how you can be yourself around your s/o because both of you literally scream HISTORY maker
  • You guys were screaming at literally everything. The whole show is full of screams because of you two. When you saw Yurio missed his first triple axel you fucking cried. Your Christophe had to comfort you.
  • When MAKKACHIN might die you had to comfrot your Christophe
  • Y'all were serious goals TBH
  • Because it was a different cosplay every Wednesday and it was a fucking tradition in the house

Jumin: *your POV*

  • “Jumin….. please watch it with me :/”
  • “ I rather spend my time counting Elizabeth 3rds shedding hair again and compare the angle of it rather than seeing a man name YURI just standing there on ice. How can commoners like watching a man just be there on ice.”
  • “JUMIN ITS MORE THAN THAT. ITS ABOUT A MAN NAME YURI TRYING TO GET BACK TO HIS FAV SPORT BUT THE POOR MAN HAS A HARD TIME DEALING WITH PRESSURE AND HIS IDOL VICTOR COACHES HIM AND MAGIC. FUCKING. HAPPENS.” You went to GOT get your phone and turned on HISTORY MAKER.
  • “The song is catchy I must say but I just don’t want to watch it. Sorry my love”
  • “ Fine whatever, you won’t get sex till the season is over.” You walked away pist because he always didn’t want to watch your fav anime with you. You grabbed your MacBook from the shared master bedroom and went to the guest bedroom and got the speakers out connected it to the computer so you can be surrounded with YOI. stupid Jumin.
  • Jumin felt bad because you always did what he wanted to do so he went to the master bedroom to apologize and cuddle with you but you weren’t fucking there.
  • “CAN YOU HEAR MY HEARTBEAT” he heard the music coming from the guest bedroom and he saw Elizabeth 3rd going to the guest bedroom. He slowly walked there and he saw you dancing it. He never seen you so lost into the music. He felt horrible for refusing to see the thing that made you happy. He went to you and gave you a big hug and he sat down and you showed him each and every single episode
  • “ I’m sorry but YURI P. Is my favorite. Did you see his previous feline. He is my favorite.” You laughed because he was getting more and more into it.
  • *episode 7* you were freaking out because of the kiss and he was confused ? Like okay he thought Victor and Yuri made an excellent couple but how come they didn’t show the kiss? He was rather confused till you explained to him about the stupid censorship. He notice you were quite upset.
  • *next wednesday* THEY WERE HAVING A FUCKING HOUR SPECIAL. It was a rerun with them showing Victor and YURI kissed and in episode 8 while YURI grabbed victor tie after the whole LOVE speech he gave victor a kiss near his lips and you were dying and you saw the credits were changed with C&R INTERNATIONAL. and you looked at him next to you and you fucking gave him sex listening to born to make history. Because this man gave the fandom what they want

Zen: *his POV*

  • YALL are always arguing for spelling. Y'all SHIP the same ship but you say Viktuuri and he says VICTUURI. He says it’s Victor not VIKTOR. You say is Yuri K and then Yuuri P he says the opposite. That’s the main fights from Monday Thru Wednesday.  
  • He actually does the programs really similar and he literally looks like he is about to skate in real life but boy is just dancing to the song. You love him because he literally performs HISTORY MAKER for you every single Wednesday. He dances and sings to it and you decided to record him one day and he posted it up on his blog and he became even more famous LOL
  • his favorite is Victor because he says that Victor has every right to be confident and to show it in every performance xD
  • When the kiss happened. You thought the reaction videos were hilarious but this MAN STARTED TO BURST OUR CRYING AND HE PERFORMED HISTORY MAKER AND YOU RECORDED EVERYTHING AND HE GOT 1827482920101373737281 VIEWS
  • HE WAS MAKING YOUTUBE HISTORY

V:

  • he actually introduce you to the anime because you always seen him on the computer just losing it every Wednesday.
  • You asked him what he was watching and before he told you… he made you listen a song. It was a song called history maker. You actually fucking loved it. And he said you pass the test and INTRODUCED YOU TO EVERYBODY!!!
  • He made you watch the episode Dub ( to where it reached) and sub and you were falling in love. You were entering the gates of Yuri on Ice HELL.
  • By the second episode you notice
  • V IS FUCKING VIKTOR. YOU PUT A GRAY WIG ON HIM AND MADE HIM WEAR SUNGLASSES AND YOU TOOK A PICTURE AND SHIT WENT VIRAL.
  • REAL
  • LIFE
  • VIKTOR
  • he didn’t see it at ALL
  • till episode 8 where VIKTOR WORE THE SUNGLASESS
  • HE WAS SHOOK
  • he felt honored that he resemble an amazing character !?!!!!!?
  • He was so happy that he PROMISE he will wear the VIKTOR outfit for you every Wednesday :’D
Holster Has Made Out With Everyone 4) Sophomore Year: Camilla

Ransom lost the toss to pick up groceries from Murder Stop and Shop, so Holster is on his own, kicking back on the stinky green couch when Camilla Collins, tennis champion and all around golden babe of glory, jogs into the Haus looking hella stressed. “Is Jack back from winter break yet?”

“Nah,” says Holster. He and Ransom deliberately returned two days before everyone else, because Jack disapproves of staircase sledding and other swawesome winter activities, plus Holster is plotting to build a line of angry snow pucks with faces along the Reading Room roof, to greet the returning Hausmates. “Not til late tomorrow.”

“Damn,” says Camilla. “Can I borrow you?”

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Shownu

“But… What did the spider do to you?”


Wonho

“Spi…der? I thought you’re hurt! I nearly had a heart attack! Don’t scare me like this, babe!”


Minhyuk

“WHAT? WHAT HAPPENED?”
Y/N: “KILL THIS SPIDER, PLEASE!”
“Y/N… How did you climb up the door frame? That’s hilarious!”
Y/N: “IT’S NO TIME FOR JOKES! KILL IT!!!”
*Looks around*
“What spider? ……… Oops.”


Kihyun

*Is disgusted but he would never show that*
“I’ll save you, honey!”


Hyungwon

“… Just ignore it, they don’t bite”


Jooheon

“Oh no I am not coming near that, I think it’s time to move out”


I.M

*Kills it right away*
“You’re welcome”


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- Okay do y'all remember when Rick’s lame excuse for him going to Atlanta to get Beth instead of Michonne was “ I owe it to Carol” then she says “We all owe Carol” then he defeats her with “ I owe her more” then gives her that gorgeous ass smile. He can’t even look her in the eye because he knows he’s lying. How can anyone open their lips to say they have no chemistry?? What he really wanted to say was “ thanks for the offer babe but no thanks. You stay here and watch the kids while I go risk my life because there is no way I’m letting you risk yours” it’s all in the smile

anonymous asked:

Yep, Sam totally checked out Cait's ass - and she caught him because he whistled at it. Look closely. She turns around, he purses his lips for the whistle, she hears and turns back around (why else would she turn around), grins at him like "like what you see, babe?" and HE FUCKING BITES HIS LIP like "uh huh, and you know what I'm gonna do with it when we get back to the hotel later, hon". I AM ON FIRE 🔥

OMFG IM GLAD YOU NOTICED THAT TOO I MEANT TO SAY SOMETHING. HE’S TOTALLY BITING HIS LIP IN THIS

not the first time he’s whistled at her in public AND SHE LIKES IT

EXO Reaction when their girlfriend is complaining about her chest

Like.. almost all girls do this xD Xo, Admin A~

/I don’t own any of the gifs used, unless stated otherwise/


Chanyeol:

*Trying to hide he’s turned on* “Oh they are good good jagi… on the point!”

Kris:

“Hmm… come closer… let me have a better look…” *Naughty naughty*

Sehun:

“Yeah jagi.. you should try another bra… yes…”

Tao:

“Aish… this girl.. she seriously thinks they aren’t perfect… how?” *stares at the pic you sent him, every five minutes*

Kai:

“You know… they say they grow if you eat chicken…” *His solution to everything*

Xiumin:

“I don’t know jagi… for me they…you are perfect” *So lovely*

Baekhyun:

*Can’t stop staring at you* “Babe… what’s your worry. For me you are beautiful, flawless… now let’s get going. We have a date remember?”

Luhan:

*You start doing weird things on the mirror while he watches* “Baobei… I don’t know about you… but I like those two!” *Such a perv*

Chen:

*A little bit nervous* “Are we… really talking about boobs?I just… I like them jagi… I don’t see a problem… yeah”

Kyungsoo:

*Really embarrassed* “Oh no jagi… don’t grab them like that.. I just…please” *Maybe he’s imagining things too…*

Lay:

“I don’t want to hear you say those things! Not until you accept you are perfect!”

Suho:

“Maybe… I can make you change your mind…” *Oh so daddy-like…*

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also, chloe has a new look in the promo(she has eyeliner)

IM SO EXCITED TO SEE MY BABES DANCING AWAY he only looks at her when they’re together like this, it’s not possible to be so in love and not notice that like wtf what else is that??? and chloe, she is soooooo jealous like GIVE THE GIRL A KISS AND A HUG MAN and even though she denies it, her eyes are like “WHY THE F ELLA AND LUCIFER BREATHE IN THE SAME ROOM DID I ALLOW IT??”

here’re some screenshots for you, let’s get excited together

(omg she look so tiny next to him and he has to bend over to like let her put her head on his shoulder i know i have height problems and this gives me everything i need can i also say her shoulders are so small compared to his strong big ass shoulders can i please just die and resurrect when the episode airs?)