look at those hats

ok but is no one going to talk about phichit’s dream of having his own ice show

I MEAN JUST LOOK OK-

HES MADE EVERYONE LOOK SO CUTE WITH THOSE HAMSTER HATS IM GONNA CRY THEYRE ALL SO HAPPY and LOOK!!!! EVEN LEE SEUNG GIL IS WEARING THE RIDICULOUSLY CUTE HAT!!!

AND PLS GIVE PHICHIT SOME CREDIT FOR IMAGINING OUR OTABEK WEARING A HAMSTER HAT. OTABEK. WEARING. A. HAMSTER. HAT. 

YES. PHICHIT I HOPE U FULFILL UR GRAND DREAM BC BABY U AND THE OTHERS ALL DESERVE TO BE HAPPY AND HEALTHY AND LIVING LIFE TO THE FULLEST. PLS JUST LOOK AT PHICHIT’S FACE

JUST TELL ME THAT DOESNT MELT YOUR HEART. HES SUCH A BEAUTIFUL RAY OF SUNSHINE I WANT HIM TO ALWAYS BE THIS HAPPY!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anthony Kiedis and Flea by Andy Warhol, 1985

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as ur friendly neighbourhood resident tzka news/merch commentator, (alternatively titled, ‘hope focuses on the last character anyone else would care about in this announcement, is painfully out of touch w/ the rest of the fandom’) i must have you know they made ybj keychains and FINALLY, THE BOY!!! LAMP MERCH….truly i live. the nasty 7 year rose bud of pestilence and hidden fortune has bloomed and we have received this offering 

i mean im not the biggest fan of ybj lamp but u know i will support this boy in all his Current Day Endeavors no matter how buff and ugly hat’d. but would you just look at those tender toes….! 

Out of Context - Memorable Lines From Drama Class

Here is a lovely collection of my favorite lines from my four years of Drama and Musical Theater classes in high school.

If you want the tale behind the line , send the line to my ask box and you’ll get the story behind it !


“ I have , by some grand miscalculation, managed to glue my hand to a chair and I’m supposed to be onstage in two minutes. ”


“ Do you think Brayden will be upset with me if I tell him that I’m really distracted by his forest green eyes when he’s wearing the mask ? Because I’m really distracted and I can’t do my lines when he’s looking at me with those eyes. ”


“ ….I have five copies of the same hat in case I lose one. And yet , with my scene in 90 seconds, I….. I have no hats . ”


-mildly concerned voice -“ Jaron why is your script on fire ?”

-completely calm disinterested tone -“ Oh. That would explain why my finger is hot. ”


“ Indi !”

“ Yes? ”
“ Why is my favorite hat taped to a rafter?”


“ Listen , I don’t care how it got in here , but get the live bat out of here now. ”


“ For the last time , we are not changing the ball scene dance to the Macarena. ”

“ STOP DYING RIGHT NOW, I’M TRYING TO CALL MY WIFE ”

“ Heath , I will take away your finger gun privileges right now. Don’t test me , young man.”

“ All right, who put ’ death match opera’ in the suggestion box ?”

“…. Oh no , I’ve developed an allergy to oxygen ! -lies down - ”


“ Look , man, I’ve had a bad day and I will kill you with this muffin. ”

“ WOULD YOU STOP NARRATING EVERYTHING NOW, INDI?!”
“….. Tony yelled angrily , as I continue to narrate, amused by his fury. Aubrey subtly gives me a thumbs up , much to my liking . Scott glares at me , making very offensive hand gestures. ”

“-glides in on wheelies- Phantom is back , ladies. This time with wheels. ”

“ Chef , there’s an eye in my soup. I think it’s mine. ”

“ Oh no , he’s a service dog , sir. He fought Hitler. ”

“ I might be a rogue , but I have morals. For instance , I didn’t kill that mage back there because he had poor fashion sense. He deserves a chance to find himself. Sure , he killed half our group , but we don’t know his story. You do you, mage. ”

“ Of all the people I could have been stuck talking to as I bleed out , it had to be you. ”

“- loud screaming in background- Please tell me Stede is messing with us again. ”

“Please don’t play with the corpse. ”

“ Is there a reason you’ve perfected a Colonial American accent and decided to use it in Fiddler on The Roof?”

“ New rule- mentioning Sharks or jets is banned. ”
- aggressive snapping -
-a ca pella singing -’ WHEN YOU’RE A JET-’

“ Can you dance , Byron? Wait , why are you in a baseball uniform- OH NO ”


“ -gets stabbed- I’ll have you know I’m allergic to blood loss , sir ”

“ Officer it seems this unfortunate idiot managed to strangle himself with his headphones . Cause of death - Jammed out too hard. ”

“ I’ve gone ten minutes without murdering someone,you should reward me. ”

“ NONE OF YOU ARE LEAVING THIS SLEEPOVER ALIVE - screaming - ”

“ The cake was not a lie but it WAS poisoned. ”

“ Stede stop telling audience members that ’ all deaths are actual deaths ’ and that ’ the funerals will be held after the performance’.”

“ How is a cheerleader supposed to fight a Dragon? Do I smack it with my pompom? ”

“ Yo , demon , I know you’re trying to be all terrifying and deadly but I’m watching the latest Sherlock can you chill for like an hour and THEN kill me? ”

“ I can’t be murdered today I have a test in bio. ”

“ If you insist on speaking Klingon you have to translate what you said so I know you’re not insulting me. ”

“ I have a complicated relationship with my father . See, he’s my brother and he’s also my mom’s uncle. And he’s cousin twice removed by death. It’s complicated. ”

“ VILLAIN I HAVE DONE YOUR MOTHER- a favor by fixing that pesky broken fence around her garden. We’re tight . ”

“ -gunfire- Would now be a bad time to sing "Shots”?“

” Yeah I’m a zombie but I’m still chill you know. I just want a bite of you and then we can play Mario. If you’re not dead , that is. “

” -Looking their killer dead in the eyes- I hope you can live with yourself knowing you just orphaned a puppy. -gasp-… A….really…..cute…..puppy…..“

” I didn’t set out to be a vigilante today but you just stole my autographed selfie with my favorite celebrity- IT’S ON NOW “

” If you try hard enough , kids , you can die doing just about anything. “

” Stop changing the name of the baby doll . His name is James. “
” THEIR NAME IS CTHULU “


” I HAVE SUCCESSFULLY LOCKED US IN! - panicked shouting - “

” STEDE YOU WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO DO THAT “
” I know ! 😁"


“ I want you to put ” She was the bomb “ on my grave as a huge middle finger to my assassin ”


“ ….Aubrey , stop challenging people to poetry slams , we’re trying to get this murder right ”

“ Somewhere in this very auditorium , I have hidden your self confidence ”

“ I may or may not have hidden numerous small alarms throughout the auditorium set to go off whenever someone passes the motion sensor ….”

“ We now present : Jurassic Park Ten - Jurassic Lawsuit. Why anyone ever allowed this horror show of a family fun zone continue is beyond us. ”


“ Plot twist , Chewbacca is just a guy stuck in a fur suit and he’s got a speech impediment. ”

“ 911 , what is the nature of your emergency ? …. Ma'am. ..I’m sorry but ’ Micheal Bay is making a live action TMNT movie ’ is not an emergency. ”

“ Is the phantom actually a phantom ? How does he get food down in the sewers? And clean water? It’s full of rats and disease. Phantom is dead , yo.”

“ Can you quit singing ’ Don’t Cry For Me Argentina ’ every time someone dies?”

“ IF ONE MORE OF YOU ANSWERS MY QUESTION IN SONG, I WILL-”

“ GO THE DISTANCE, SOMEHOW I’LL BE STRONG! I WOULD GO MOST ANYWHERE TO FIND WHERE I BELONG ”


“ All arguments today must be settled in song form. It’s Musical Monday. ”

“ Whoever keeps adding ’ with great sarcasm ’ after the words ’ he dies’ in the script needs to stop. ”

“ I’m not gonna let you murder me today , I haven’t finished my Minecraft house. ”

“ If you can quote at least one historical figure who wasn’t white, I won’t shoot you. ”

“- in a slow motion voice - No don’t throw knives , you’ll get blood on my throw rugs ”

“ Well , I’m dying but at least I don’t have to go to work tomorrow ”

“ Never thought the way to avoid death was by complimenting my would-be killer”

“ You’re under arrest for being a smartmouth”
“ Oh, am I?”

“ FIGHT FIRE WITH MARSHMALLOWS MY BRAVE KNIGHT ”

“ Yo , Prince , don’t kiss her before you date her first . She’s a sleeping beauty not a paid escort. ”

“ I’m immortal , and I’m here to tell you your ancestors are disappointed. ”

“ I MIGHT BE BLIND BUT I CAN STILL SEE HOW STUPID YOU ARE ”

“ I managed to walk off the roof by accident ”

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HMM x Osomatsu-san

I’M ACTUALLY CRYING LOOK AT THEIR STUPID HATS THEY ALL LOOK AWFUL IN THOSE ESPECIALLY TOTTY LIKE WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU PINK YOUNGEST ALSO JYUSHI YOU REALLY SHOULDN’T BE WEARING A HAT LIKE THAT WITH A SUIT

do not offer me your small white horse. no amount of bribery, no clever camera angles, and no ugly hat decoys can make me look away from those poorly-clothed kneecaps of yours