My lovely Grandmother hosted an amazing tea party for my friends and I. She broke out her fancy silver, 1800’s china dishes, and other lovely tea cups. She made all the food (with my help) and everyone had a splendid time (even those who weren’t big tea drinkers. We had white pear mango tea from the London Tea Room and Charleston Peach.
I was at a mall, and so close to bingeing on M&M, my favorit binge food. I even entered the food store and looked at the big bag of M&M’s. But I left.
I left the store guys!
I left the store!
I left it!
You look up from the science project you had been helping your little brother with, grinning at your boyfriend from the floor.
“We’re making a volcano!”
“Why is there a barbie taped to a rocket ship if you’re building a volcano?” Johnny asks. He sets the food down on the couch and heads over to you and Chenle. Chenle grins up at Johnny as well, grabbing the rocket barbie.
“She’s going to shoot out of the volcano and go to space- It’s gonna be so awesome!”
“Yeah! Super awesome!” You and Chenle wear matching grins as you stare at Johnny, and he just shakes his head at you.
Dude all of the geography teachers that worked at my former high school got fired because they were just passing people. There's a whole bunch of people in my university that have never touched the metric system until now. America is a wreck.
oh oh i know because i have one friend, she’s my dumb friend, (let’s call her Laura) and i’ve kept a running list of basic shit she didn’t know:
the distinction between Paraguay and Uruguay (she thought they were like the same country or some shit)
that Puerto Rico is a commonwealth of the US
who Mussolini was. she just,,, didn’t know who he was. amazing.
that most of Russia was in Asia. like look at a MAP FOR FUCKS SAKE
that not all hispanic food is exactly the same (i mean latin america spans a whole continent and a half why would everyone be eating tacos like jfc)
also not related to that^ but she also thought Attack on Titan and Teen Titans were the same thing, that’s just funny to me lol
This is @acidrockstar‘s fault o3o Bubs x Mayia. Bubs is my birb character specifically made to be a cute jerk. Who then became her birb husband. It’s a long story.
Beth is a duck. How that happened, no one knows. Beth can understand English, but she liked to pretend that she can’t and steals your food when you’re not looking. Confront her about it and she quacks in your face. Or bites you. Usually the biting.
My best friend of ten years has been circulating this cheat sheet to our group of friends on how to handle me because I have a cheat sheet on how to handle all of them (I didn’t write it down or circulate it, so this is really over the top you ass!) Anyway, one of the poor, innocent, newbies in our group accidently forwarded it to me and I’m laughing because this is both ridiculous and true and now I have to kill my best friend.
1. Read up on Cancerians
2. Read up on Steve Rogers
3. Don’t tell her you’ve read either.
4. Always love Tony Stark
5. Don’t ever tell her she’s Steve Rogers
6. Know that she’s Steve Rogers and keep an eye out.
7. Don’t ask her if she’s happy. She’ll overthink it.
8. When she looks sad, offer food. Don’t offer dates, she will run.
9. The urge to hit will pass. Stay away when she has it though.
10. Telling her that Tony Stark is good will get you into the good books.
wouldja look at that purple cauliflower! i get legitimately excited when they put those on sale.
really curious to see if this new low weight holds tomorrow.. i think weighing daily is fascinating rather than triggering - all i can think about is the science of it!
we shall see 👀.