look at this dumb idiot omg

Y'all : OMG SHE USED “LATINX” ITS LATINO OMG IM SO TRIGGERED IM [INSERT LATINX HERITAGE HERE] AND I DONT EVEN USE THAT OMFJESUSCHRIST U DUMB FUCK KILL YOURSELF ITS LATINOS YOU MORON OOOOO NO XXX JUST OOO OMG FEMINISM IS POISON GET OFF TUMBLR OMG STUPIT SNOWFLAKE GET OVER YOURSELF HOW DO U EVEN PRONOUNCE LATINX OMG GUYS LOOK AT THIS IDIOT

Me: chill. remember to breathe.

Nia

Requested: yes, this sweetie did

Words: 1294

A/N: I hope it’s okay! If not, request again ;) It turned out longer than I expected, but it happened.

check out the soulmate!Michael story i’m writing

It wasn’t like you hated Hey Violet. You weren’t allowed to hate them – they’re were 5SOS’ experiment. That’s not what the boys said, but that was how you saw them. They wanted to make a band famous and help them out, just like 1D did with them. So you could easily hang out with HV – as long as they were all there. Because hanging out just with Nia or being alone with Rena was weird and scary to you. So going out them Hey Violet and 5SOS shouldn’t be a problem. But even though all you wanted was a nice, calm conversation with all of them, you couldn’t help but notice the way Nia laughed at Calums’ jokes. You all sat around a table at a rather big coffee shop. You sat beside Miranda and Luke, so far away from Calum.

They were all talking in over each other, so nobody really got the idea. Maybe there was too many people, but it was nice anyway. Sometimes you would actually laugh at Michaels dumb jokes or talk really quietly with Luke, so only you and him could hear the conversation. But in the middle of the fun, Nia almost died from laughing – and you more or less wished she would have. She hit Calum’s arm playfully, making Calum’s eyes crinkle and shine.

“I’m gonna get some more water. “ You said getting up from your chair. The table you were sitting at was pretty close to the window, so you could see fans starting to notice the bands.

“I’ll come with you. I need more coffee. “ Nia said, her voice full of happiness and her smile wide. “I didn’t get any sleep yesterday. “ She whispered. Nia was sweet… She really was, so it shouldn’t be a problem being with her alone for a small minute. You walked both walked towards the counter – unfortunately there was a queue, hinting that you’d be alone with her for longer than you thought. There was no awkward moments, but every time she smiled, you couldn’t help but think about her flirting with Calum. They had been together quite a lot lately and you didn’t really see any harm in that. Until now – Calum wouldn’t cheat on you, but maybe he had a thing for Nia? You just were done telling a small story about the time you went to Disneyland and you puked after trying the teacups. Nia chuckled.

“Yeah! It was like this one time where we went to a small concert – me and Calum-“ Your face changed at Nia’s words, but she clearly didn’t notice. “I don’t even remember who was playing. I took a couple of shots before the concert. “ You moved forward in the queue.  “But anyway, I puked at the girls bathroom and Calum laughed at me. “
Somehow the fact that all Calum did was laugh at her calmed you down a bit.

“But then he helped by holding my hair and buying me something to drink. He’s really sweet. “ Nia said, clearly trying to compliment you and your choice of boyfriend, but you couldn’t see it as anything else, but her smearing it in your face.

“Yea, you probably know how sweet he is. “ You mumbled, because it had become a bad habit of yours to whisper your thoughts. But obviously, Nia heard – because what else could happened?

“You don’t want me to be friends with Calum? “ Nia asked. All of a sudden the sweet, funny, innocent person was gone and instead a very angry and irritated Nia was standing in front of you.

“I don’t want you flirting with him. “ You said, crossing your arms and lifting your brow.

“I’m not flirting! “ Nia raised her voice, so the people behind you looked up from their phones to see what was going on. “Are you really that type of girl? “

You didn’t know what to answer, because you knew what she meant. You weren’t the jealous, controlling, clingy girlfriend, but today you were just getting tired of Nia. You didn’t mind Calum being friends with her, but the fact that she was flirting with him made you mad – and when she didn’t want to admit it made it worse.

“Maybe I am. Butat least I’m not going for boys who’re taken! “ You yelled, not caring about the people behind you and the people in front of you. They could mind their own business.

“Bitch, you’re just scared that I might actually fuck your man! “ Nia hissed. And just like it couldn’t get any worse, Calum turned up.

“Hey, you guys are slow. “ Calum smiled. You loved his smile – it was one of the many reasons you fell in love with him. And you kept falling in love with him every day who saw him.

“Hi Calum. “ Nia said in a tone that clearly showed she was gonna tell him. “Did you know that Y/N is a jealous, idiotic prick? “

“Bitch. You just can’t handle the fact that I have it better than you! “ Nia stuck her tongue out while grinning devilishly.

“You can’t handle the fact that Calum would rather be with me than you. “ She said it slowly, making every word longer. Her tone was quietly teasing and she didn’t even look at you. She looked at Calum behind you.

You stormed out of the coffee shop, pushing Calum aside and sneaking in and out between people. You squinted your eyes, as you closed the coffee shop door. Normally you weren’t like this. You wouldn’t storm out of rooms because someone insulted you, but today was the first day where you did exactly that.

“Y/N! “ Someone yelled. You looked at the source of the sound and found about 5 teenage girls, standing with their phone and taking pictures of the boys from the window. You smiled, knowing that you had to put up a face and walked towards the fans.

“Oh my god. “ A girl with red hair and cute little freckles smeared over her cheeks mumbled. “You’re like really pretty. “

“What are you guys doing? “ Another girl asked. She had platinum blond hair to her shoulder and she was standing with her phone pointed towards you, filming you.

“Getting something to drink and eat. It’s rare they have time for that. “ You smiled and looked at the girls. You actually loved meeting fans, because they were usually always so sweet and curious. And it made you feel special in some sort of way. But just as you were having a very cool and casual conversation with the fans, they started whined.

“OMG! CALUM! “ You looked down on your feet, well-knowing that you couldn’t avoid him. And you knew he was getting closer, because they were being louder with every step he took.

You felt Calums arms being wrapped around you and his scent hit your nose and you instantly felt like it was dumb – the whole thing was dumb and idiotic. You were generally surprised. The brown-haired girl was clearly still filming and she wasn’t even trying to hide it. The other girls were awing at the two of you. Calum would normally not be much for PDA when there were cameras around, but this time he just kissed your temple and hugged you from behind.

“I love you and only you, babe. “ He whispered in your ear, making the girls aweing and one of them snouted “GOALS”. Calum kissed your lips and took your hand, before he started talking with the fans.

Next day on twitter, you saw the video from the brown-haired fan’s perspective. And you had to admit, you pretty damn cute together.

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Reasons I have problems with my family

Me: I think I’m gonna get this tattoo.
Family: OMG don’t even say that. Body mod is such a sin don’t waste your money on things like that.

Me: I’m getting my ears gaged next year
Family: no you’re not, if you do I’ll rip them out of your ears. You don’t want gages anyway

Me: it only matters if I think I’m doing the right thing. Other people’s opinions of me don’t matter!
Family: lol yes they do. They do because we said so. That’s so dumb you would even think that.

Me: I like supernatural and my little pony!
Family: wow you’re a satanist and a faggot? We’re disappointed in you.

Me: I want to buy this merch with my own money that I earned by helping out and being nice to you people!
Family: lol no you’re not. It was my money first and I can take it back. I can also take your computer, phone, and video games when I want to cause I don’t agree with you.

Me: Look at this person, they were born feeling like they’re the wrong gender and just want to feel comfortable in their own body…
Family: ARE YOU STUPID THEY JUST WANT ATTENTION YOU FAG. DONT STAND UP FOR SINNERS LIKE THAT, YOUVE BEEN BRAINWASHED TO THINK ITS OK TO DO THAT.

Me: *quietly* I want to take accounting this year and maybe make a “real” living…
Family: NO YOURE NOT YOU IDIOT WE DONT EVEN KNOW HOW YOU COULD BE SO DUMB OMG

Me: *stays in room all the time* *crying*
Family: ARE YOU BLEEDING? NO! QUIT BEING SUCH A CRY BABY YOU LITTLE SATANIST FAGGOT.

Me: *BLEEDING*
Family: *pretends they see nothing and go on with life normally*

Me: YOU GUYS ARE SUCH ASS HOLES I DIDNT DO ANYTHING TO YOU SO LEAVE ME ALONE FOR FUCK SAKE!
Family: haha what did you say fag? That’s it, now you aren’t aloud to have anything you enjoy for a month. Enjoy.

Does anyone else have problems with their family like this?

anonymous asked:

VOLTRON ACTOR AUSS!!

ya boi

  • Lance is such an idiot, even in real life, but he’s not dumb. At all
  • will fight anyone and everyone that stands in his way
  • most of the time, Keith is sleep deprived, no one knows if he even sleeps before a shoot
  • Hunk saw the transformation sequence and straight up laughed
  • “You guys this looks like a magical girl transformation”
    “YOU’RE RIGHT OMG”- pidge
  • Pidge calls herself pigeon first, everyone else ignores her and give Matt the credit for coming up with that name
  • Matt and Pidge are twins in real life
  • Also they act like Hikaru and Kaoru from Ouran for the fun of it and just to fuck with everybody
  • Allura and Coran are really british and sometimes imitate the americans with their accents
  • Coran and Shiro were soldiers before and they tell so many stories
  • Allura can be so mean if she wants to
  • No one dares to approach her when she seems mad
  • Hunk plays the guitar better than Lance and lance is forever mad
  • Also Hunk is the exact same, exet he gets pissed of easier
  • Also his profession lies in Art
  • Nima profusely apologized to Lance after they shot the scene where she ties him to a tree
  • “nah it’s good”
    “you think so?”
    “mmmaybe”
  • Keith needs a hug
  • No one knew eachother beforehand except for Shiro and Keith
  • Nobody is sure about their relationship status, they say nothing about it
  • Lance is actually the oldest of all the paladins, beating Shiro by three days
  • “When I was your age–”
    “Good god stfu Lance”
  • Keith is way nicer than the role he plays in the show
  • He and Lance are good friends
  • Keith also is the person everyone goes to with their problems
  • Him, being actually very sociable, made friends with everyone
  • Shiro has to take care of everyone, they’re exhausted beings
  • after space mall, the ongoing joke is a simple, unemotional “moo”
  • instead of good morning/good night/hello/bye, they say “moo”
  • Pidge is amazing at imitating Kaltenecker
  • The actor that plays Zarkon is well loved by everyone
  • He and the actress that plays haggar are married
  • everyone mourns Thaces death, even Zarkon and Haggar
  • After every successfull finish of a season, they get together and party

anonymous asked:

Can we get a prompt of two of your couples meeting one another? Or all three?

[thief boys walking stoically down the street not touching just walking side by side looking straight ahead, all business]

“LA-LA-LA! LA! LAAAAAAH!” tbs ciel aggressively swinging sebastians hand (and singing?) as they walk super duper love-love close like the gayest shit youve ever seen

tbs ciel accidentally bumps into tiny thief ciel and DRAMATICALLY gasps, places hand on his chest, his enormous boots squeaking and his trenchcoat flapping in the wind like a spotlight was just cast on him and he’s OVERacting

“oh NO, im so sorry, kid! did i hurt you, you poor little tiny itty-bitty babu angel blu-blu so cute omg cutes are you okay lil’ slugger?!”

thief sebs is about to snap tbs ciel in half but before he can thief ciel takes out his knife and flicks it open all serious

“get the fuck away from m-”

“OH GOODNESS, A DAGGER?!” tbs ciel.

everyone taken aback by the stupidest proclamation in history. tbs sebs looking at his boyfriend like he’s a dumbass “that’s a knife, you idiot-”

“a DAGGER in this day and age?!”

“it's….” thief ciel so confused by the stupidity he looks to tbs sebs and then back to dumb-ciel “it’s a knife. and i’ll stab you with it if you touch me again, get back”

“we sincerely apologize and want no trouble” tbs sebs, totally avoiding the piercing death-glare/shadow/demonic aura/flames of thief sebs “we’ll be on our way now, come on-”

“who gives this kid a dagger of all weapons?!” ciel looks up up up to thief sebs “you, meat-stack, you give this baby little swords to wield all willy-nilly?!”

tbs sebs facepalms

thief ciel gets in front of his sebastian and swipes into the air super close to tbs ciel’s face

“it’s a KNIFE you fucking airhead.”

tbs ciel GAPING so insulted NEVER IN IS LIFE (he’s practically coughing) unable to even retort he’s THAT offended

thief ciel flicking the knife closed and placing it back in his pocket, glancing at his sebastian as they spoke without words, the couple soon moving to the side

thief ciel glaring at tbs sebs as they walk past him, speaking under his breath

“you’re lucky that guy isn’t right in the head or else i would have killed him.”

tbs ciel practically on the ground latching onto his bf’s coat as if insults caused him bodily harm, letting out rough sounds of offense (still)

“WHAT HE SAY?! ABOUT ME! HE SAID A THING OR TWO DIDN’T HE?! Ohhh because im not into WEAPONRIES apparently this KID today fucking makes me look stupid in front of the entire TOWN?! And with a dagger no less! Pointing daggers to ME? I was dagged! In a dark alley by some CHILD and his DAD! GOD!” (it’s broad daylight on a busy street)

tbs sebs looking straight into nothingness as if he’s practiced zoning out so ciel could throw his tantrums, the guy winning boyfriend of the century for putting up with ciel’s shit

[limo drives by, relapse ciel clutching his expensive collar as he watches tbs ciel fall to the sidewalk and start pounding his fists on it, turning to his doctor husband]

“…the middle class are frightening…”

..

-robovacation

So a few people told me to watch the Miraculous Ladybug (and if you haven’t, it’s worth looking at for a moment or two. Nice animation and it sounds pretty in French. Simple plot about a girl who saves France from an evil villain using her powers given to her by a sentient Jellybean or something like that). As someone who wants to write children’s films and television shows I was pretty much down to do it. 

It’s definitely cute. And really sweet. But I will say, there was one little factor that bugged me.

This was my reaction the entire time.


Adrien: [pining away] Who is ladybug.

Me: It’s Marinette.

Adrien: Who could she be!? That temptress of black and red.

Me: It’s literally just Marinette!

Adrien: HOW WILL I EVER KNOW THE NAME OF MY TRUE LOVE!?

Me: OH MY GOD SHE HAS THE SAME HAIR, EYES, VOICE AND MANNERISMS OF THE CHICK WHO SITS BEHIND YOU IN CLASS!

Adrien: LIFE IS MEANINGLESS WITHOUT HER! Oh my love! How shall I ever know who you are!?

Me: YOU SEE ON A DAILY FUCKING BASIS LIKE ACTUALLY SHE’S ALWAYS THERE HOW DO YOU NOT SEE THIS SHE FOLLOWS YOU AROUND LIKE A BUG TO A LIGHT CAN YOU PLEASE JUST TAKE A MOMENT TO NOTICE THAT THAT TINY ASS MASK ONLY COVERS UP EXACTLY NONE OF HER FACE THIS IS THE INCREDIBLES ALL OVER AGAIN IT’S LITERALLY THAT CHICK IN YOUR SCHOOL OMG CHAT NOIR FOR THE LOVE OF GOD JUST STOP AND LOOK!

Marinette: I don’t like Chat Noir. He’s really annoying and dumb. 

Me: Finally! Someone else notices that he’s not the shiniest knob in the-

Marinette: Not like my true love, Adrien.

Me: Oh screw you. 

Feminists: Women should be able to choose what they do and don’t want to be a part of!

Feminists when they see women against feminism: OMG YOU’RE FUCKING IDIOTS LOOK UP THE DEFINITION OF FEMINISM I HOPE YOU’RE FINE WITH HAVING ALL YOUR RIGHTS TAKEN AWAY THAT FEMINISM GAVE YOU YOU DUMB WHORES FEMINISM IS FOR EQUALITY STOP BEING SO FUCKING SELFISH

zoilite  asked:

(ok this is based off personal experience) so one day Nursey is just chilling w/ Dex in dex's apartment n he's looking around and finds barbie's the nutcracker on vhs (which is a headache in itself to set up) "tf?Dex we should watch it!!" "Nursey, really?... fine" they make it a tradition of watching barbie movies. They laugh at all the bad animation and the convoluted plots so convos arrive like "she left him!!" "Nurse he and the new guy are the same person" "NO DEX SHE LEFT HIM" "omg u idiot"

this is…..so cute???? 

also Nursey and Dex sitting down to watch Barbie’s Nutcracker every Christmas eve and its just so dumb but they love it. eventually they can quote it at each other and they are just…so dumb and in love. 

their love for barbie movies make them the perfect babysitters even if they have to be a little less critical of the movies when watching them with younger children. 

Why and How I Became Obsessed With 2NEXO

As per Forest-of-Memories (my bff for like ever)’s request, I’m going to write all about how I got into 2nexo and my love for it.

So one day I was sittin down chillin on a sofa drinking tea, when I decided to search up 2NE1 and EXO on YouTube, thinking “hmm this sounds interesting” and then I stumbled across a video.

A video where darling CL was performing TBF on Inkigayo and EXO were all hyped up and dancing along and SUHO’S STUPID LIL DORK SMILE just had me hooked.

I fangirled so friggin hard and I couldn’t control the feels and then I saw Chanyeol’s lil DERP grin and her pointing at Tao and I was just like…

Yknow what? I SHIP THIS.

And I googled stuff and found out about Chanie’s love for Dara and thus ChanDara bloomed in my heart and then I was like well wouldn’t the mature dancers be great together and YEAH so KaiMinzy also bloomed,

BUT THEN. (I was shipping ChAo, ChaeHo, KaiMinzy, and ChanDara by this point) I watched an interesting vid where Luhan was checking out CL with a lil smirk and I shipped that too.

That’s how it was until MAMA 2013 came along and Lay and Minzy bowed to each other all cutely and LAYZY IS SHO CUTEEEE. So I shipped that too.

And I saw Luhan checkin out CL a couple more times so that ship got stronger and then, well, KRIS WAS BEING AN OBVIOUS LIL EFFER AND LOOKED LIKE HE WANTED TO RIP ALL THAT LEATHER OFF CL so you can be assured that ChaeKris took over my life and I just couldn’t breathe and then I got into BomSoo and

Idk why I ship 2nexo so hard but I do and it’s so painful cuz they’re so perf and /sobs violently/ 2NEXO HAS TAKEN OVER MY LIFEEEE.

Yeah. And just yup.

And can we talk about how beautiful KaiMinzy would be cuz HELLOOOOO dancing maknaes FTW!!! Like Kai would be ordering all the hyungs and noonas around and Minzy would just like shyly apologise on his behalf and they’d hug and YUP.

Then there’s ChanDara who’d be SO ADORBSSSS cuz Chanyeol would always look at Dara with this cute lil love struck “be mine 4eva” smile and she’d just ruffle his hair and aweee it’s be so cute!

And BomSoo. Omfg they’d be hilarious. Just bullying everybody and being all adorable and cute and all lovey and close and yessss please

Then ChaeKris. Omg. Just c’mon. They’d spend their days at Toys-R-Us racing on the bikes and snuggling the teddy bears and giving each other seductive looks as they color in their coloring books. And they’d be such dorks and they’d always be teasing each other and holding hands and-

Look what these stupid idiots and this dumb ship have done to me. LOOK. Ughhhhhh. Whyyyyy? I’ve lost my social life over this.

BUT 2NEXO IS SO PERF SO IDC.

EXO coming home late to see you cuddling stuffed animals

REQUEST:

Forgive me I went out! Sorry this took so long, I hope you enjoy it :D !


XIUMIN: “Eotteoke? She’s so cute!” 

LUHAN: “Let me love you” *pedo smile*

KRIS: “Omg please dont tell me she saw me fall off the stage!”

SUHO: “My kokoro can’t take this….too much….KAWAII-DESU”

LAY: *Didn't even see you* “Y/N? Where are you?”

Baekhyun: *Wakes you up with his obnoxious fanboying* “C’mere you cute little nugget! Oppa wants to cuddle!” 

CHEN: “Ohmigosh! Look at her!” *Takes a ton of pictures*

CHANYEOL: “I’m back-AHH MY FOOT!”  *The dumb giant hits himself on the way in and wakes you up* 

DO: “Interesting! My jagi fell asleep watching my idiotic bandmates! That’s new!” 

TAO: *Turns the TV off, puts a blanket on you, and spends the rest of the night explaining how much he loves and appreciates you*

KAI: *Watches you sleep* “Goodnight my princess ~ !”

SEHUN: “HAHA she’s drooling!”

anonymous asked:

a goofy minseok spam?

the oldest in exo….

someone help him nice booty

he’s just a kid protect him

how old is he?

???

………

idiot

what are you doing?????

im sehun

tinker bell or xiumin?

was this a lucky one spoiler?

he’s so cute pls…

same lmao

such a drama queen

actual footage of me dancing to lotto

why does he keep doing this?

he looks so dumb happy aw

such an amazing dancer wow

moves for days

??????

u ok?

pls someone save him from himself

#the most relatable hyung

congrats on your face minseok lol

look at my bias… wow…

……k

im dying this is so funny lmaooooo

drama queen pt.2

why do i stan him?

what is going on here? wut???

possessed by satansoo

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Compilation of dumb Ye (gifs aren’t mine)

#HappyYesungDay