You’re sitting in the theatre. Everything is perfect. It’s accurate, it’s visually stunning, everyone is on point. It’s a perfect adaption. The title flies on screen.
Deep voice: Fullmetal Alchemist
Everyone in the theatre:(slightly different intonation) Fullmetal Alchemist.
I see you all’s werewolf McCrees, and I raise you a were-shisa Hanzo !! (since i rarely see any beast AUs for him ://)
for the AU for mine, basically Hanzo’s this beast that lurks around the now abandoned ruins of Shimada palace protecting his brothers grave, and the whole were-shisa thing is a punishment for murdering him. as for his dragon ability he can summon it by roaring. a tiny mccree is there to measure how big the blue boy is hueh