I wussed out on Ethan’s signing this weekend at PAXWest, and didn’t have the gonads to hand him this piece in the first place, BUT OTHERWISE PAX was amazing and I did get to meet his friends on the escalator!
Parker gave us a high five and called Ethan “the worst,” and was all “ugh yeah, hate that guy,” and Shelby very sweetly added “he never pays for his food,” while Andrew hopped right in with a bitter “he spat in my eye once, the shit,” all topped off with Parker looking me right in the eye to inform me, “you know he microwaves puppies for fun?” HAHHAHA. I could’ve talked to them for hours about Ethan and YouTube and misadventures in IKEA–they were hilarious.
Anyway, congrats on 5 years AND your first PAX solo panel, Ethan! That’s a pretty big deal! Can’t wait to grow some balls and congratulate you in person next year!
Headcanons for Chocobros with S/O who's frequently loses voice due to being nervous and shy?