look at them trying to cook

anonymous asked:

Can I request a scenario of the El Masters trying to cook for their s/o but ends up burning the food and nearly burns the house down?

“Good morning,” Denif greets his s/o lazily when they wake up.  “There’s scrambled eggs on the stove for you.”

“Oh, you left them in the pan to keep them warm?” his s/o asks.  Denif looks up from his book.

“Yes, I didn’t know when you’d be down.  The oven turns off by itself, right?”

“The-  No.  No, it doesn’t.”

Both Denif and his s/o stare at each other for a moment, and then rush into the kitchen just in time to prevent a house fire.


Ebalon’s s/o is woken by the beeping of the smoke alarm.  They come downstairs to find the tall El Master standing on a chair, bacon sizzling in a pan behind him, turning off the alarm.

“Go back to bed,” he tells them without looking down.  “I accidentally set off the alarm.  The food won’t be ready for another-”

A whoosh of flame startles him into almost falling off his chair.  His s/o screeches as a gout of fire suddenly rose from the bacon pan.

The kitchen does burn, this time, but thankfully Rosso is around to control the flames.


“This is… kind of charred,” admits Solace’s s/o, spitting out a piece of charcoal that came with their meat.  Solace grimaces.

“Yeah, it is.  Sorry.  I’m not good at cooking.”

“Hey, at least you didn’t burn the house down,” his s/o says lightly.  They pat him on the arm, then sniff.  “By the way, what’s that smell?”

“Hmm?”  Solace takes a deep breath.  “I have no idea.  I left the pots and wooden spoons on the stove to cool-”

“Solace,” says his s/o.  “Did you turn off the stove?”

“Shit,” says Solace quietly.

Burn, kitchen, burn.

Edible bugs: yes or no?

Have you ever tried any edible bugs, like grasshoppers, mealworms, or crickets? If not, would you? What intrigues me is that insects are becoming more popular as a sustainable food source that is high in vitamins and minerals. I have been trying to change my mindset of bugs being creepy and disgusting to them being like any other animal-based food: clean and cook it well, and you’re good to go!

I personally love experimenting with some wild stuff, but have only ever eaten deep fried (very nutty) and candied (think trail mix) crickets. Just like the average person, I get creeped out when I see it looking very obviously like an insect, and it is really more about psychological preparation to eat them! I have also thought long and hard about ways to disguise the appearance of the insects to make it more palatable.

What do you think, Argonian friends, is the rest of Tamriel ready for some insect goodness on their plates?

signs as people I know (check moon and sun signs)-

aries: passionate about finding new ways to show love and create love with others, willing to put themselves down so others feel better, warm hugs, prefers music without words because they understand the message better without words telling them, will drive you to IHOP at midnight because you forgot to eat dinner, they care about literally fucking everyone, easily accept that change is unavoidable, their exuberant energy can seem very intimidating, outgoing, try to do the right thing, excessive will literally everything (its okay ily), ardent, hate waiting for shit to happen, want the quickest and easiest way out of everything, their passion can be destructive and actually detrimental.

taurus: art is abundant in their ‘safe’ place, trying their best tbh, will put aside time that they need in order to help someone else, dislikes close minded people, sleeping prolly, has music too loud but they will tell you it’s not loud enough, thinks a shit ton about wether or not people like them but will never tell you that, actually very confident people, don’t really care about what people think of them but also cares a shit ton about what people think of them, so fucking loyal and expect nothing in return, can complain a lot actually, loyaloyaloyal, hate it when others see them cry, tries to ignore their problems because ‘they don’t have enough time to deal with them’ (get it together, hoes), need more time for self-reflection. 

gemini: can make anyone easily laugh, knows what’s in and what’s out, veryyyy generous people, pretty smiles, has good music taste because they listen to all types of music, relatable, seems very unattached to reality at times, doesn’t give up something/someone if they really love them, will cook for you willingly, they are ‘too cool’ for drama but typically start drama, will spend their whole night talking to you about future goals they have and the most random shit, life of the party, if you want to instantly laugh hang around a gemini, don’t consider other people in their decisions sometimes, will remove themselves of negative situations because there is nothing they hate more than negative people. 

cancer: hold a very warm and gentle soul, can push people away because they tend to be very possessive but that is how they show love, they need a two year break, tries really hard to be relatable, let’s people walk over them without realizing, they love to pamper themselves to show love to themselves, you feel safe in their home, trusts people really easily, can get very broken and in a bad place if you betray them so please don’t honestly, when they’re angry it can show physically (red face, angry tears, etc), can be very dramatic, try to help others with confidence and self-esteem, will be there for you even if you aren’t there for them, oblivious to shitty people sometimes which results in trust issues. 

leo: can be independent when they are comfortable in the situation, typically want the best for everyone, will defend you when you’re not there, will block you if you annoy them, just want someone to chill with, secretly want a partner but won’t say that out loud, ‘fake fan’, they have beautiful souls, these are the type of people you should go to last minute plans with (concerts, road trips, etc), just wanna have fun and look amazing while doing it, need/deserve love and attention from loved ones, gives you food if you forgot your lunch at home, you can see their emotions in their eyes if you look hard enough.

virgo: will try to avoid being honest with you because they don’t want to hurt you, is taken advantage of too often, will bring you a cookie if you’re having a bad day, courteous, organized, the person that always smiles at strangers just because, not really sure what they want out of life, can be very whiny, always want to be doing something to pretend like they have it together, if they are your friend please take advantage of how supportive they are to you, will very randomly give you compliments that can literally save your life because they’re always very thoughtful, amazing listeners, capable of fulfilling their dreams if they believe in themselves too, having boundaries is okay and you deserve to respect them if you want to. 

libra: passionate about making others’ lives better, cuddle bugs, energetic, gives their time to anyone who actually listens to them, thinking outside of the box, probably really pretty, kind souls but a tough exterior, wears sweats to the store because who honestly cares, makes jokes with people on line at checkout, they probably have a tradition to cook breakfast on saturdays, knows how to look good and feel good, once they find their self-worth not a fucking bull-dozer can take it down, please try to fight them on facebook because you will lose, gentle people and will try to make you feel at home (problem: they don’t know how), quiet but their minds are spinning, need to learn to say ‘no’, stop worrying about what others think of you (who gives a shit??), hate silence and being alone, queens.

scorpio: very honest but also very petty without shame, fun and funny, blasts old jams in their car while trying their very best to avoid accidents, hates high school and loves college, just want to find a group that they fit in with, will try their best to make your birthday amazing I swear, open minded to literally everything honestly, critical friend, will tease you about something that happened five years ago, a total nerd about things they really like, very smart and efficient if they are motivated by their passion, unique style in all ways, beautiful minds, they can come across as two-faced but they are very indecisive when it comes to opinions, embraces new experiences, secretive. 

sagittarius: flirty and prolly is dating someone right now, wants everyone to be happy but forgets about making themselves happy, cooks pancakes for you at midnight on a Wednesday night, will almost cry but then remembers a funny video they saw and starts to laugh, hates themselves but shows themselves a lot of love, makes jokes out of their pain, lovable, look intimidating but are actually very welcoming, hides emotions like a pro, very optimistic about literally everything, if they get bored or annoyed they will move on from you, need to believe in themselves, don’t express gratitude but they really should, seemingly perfect(?), can sometimes compare themselves to others in order to make themselves feel better (stop.)

capricorn: “doesn’t study” (yes I’m onto you bitch) for tests but still gets amazing grades, can be very fake but honest with people they are close to, traditional without trying, will be there for you, they are very observant and will remember if you did something that meant a lot to them, honestly needs a hug and affection a lot more than they say, takes long hot showers to make up for the lack in physical affection, lovely people, good people to sit with in the back of the movie theater so that you can talk the whole time, will accidentally spill tea and start drama, trying their best, work well with people who have a good drive for things they are passionate about, doesn’t express emotion unless they can’t hold it in any longer

aquarius: so fucking funny, constantly trying to be a better person in order to make up for the shitty world, watches documentaries about the sex industry, sticks to their morals, thinks a lot about life and the meaning of all of this, thinks (knows) the government is hiding something, will kill you if you hurt an animal, super chill and loves music, passionate, indecisive to the extreme, smokes weed to see if food tastes differently, interesting individuals, don’t open up to others easily simply because they don’t want to, if you mean a lot to them they will try to protect you from the world, is hard on you because they want you to succeed, moves from one passion to the other (you guys are super adaptable if need be), an amazing friend if they choose to put effort into the friendship. 

pisces: very confused about life and that makes them very sad, protect them because they are amazing friends, cries about failing a lot, not judge mental, hates it when people accuse them of something they didn’t do, beautiful people with caring hearts that let’s in people who shouldn’t be let in, offer you a hug if they see you upset in any way, wants people to like them, trying to find who they are, tend to let people laugh at their pain, shuts down their feelings when they feel attacked, doesn’t purposely hurt anyone, will change themselves in order to be accepted, I notice that these people lose themselves too easily, once they find out who they are they are very stable and more content. 



-if ya’ll have more suggestions for more astrology related posts, let me know!!! :))))))

good food feelings
  • opening a family sized bag of chips and having the feeling of “i never have to buy chips ever again because there are so many chips in this bag”
  • the feeling of a cold glass bowl full of ice cream making your hands nice and chilly
  • biting into a smore that you thought you cooked too much to find that it still tastes delicious
  • really hot hot chocolate with really cold whipped cream on top
  • the perfect state that cereal reaches from 30-seconds to 90-seconds after pouring the milk where it’s not so hard that it scrapes the top of your mouth but it’s not too mushy that it feels gross
  • the crunch of lettuce and onion you get when taking the first bite of a warm burger
  • opening a soda on a warm summer night sleepover 
  • sorting fruit snacks by shape and then eating the extras so all of the groups are equal and then eating 1 fruit snack from each of the groups until they’re all gone so there’s no imbalance
  • having leftovers that still taste good after reheating them
  • otter-pops halfway through melting so ur not just eating ice but also it’s not just weirdly thick fruit juice
  • eating alone at home, allowing yourself to eat whatever comfort food or weird combination you want without the fear of people judging what you eat or how much you eat. tortilla chips in a ham sandwich? delicious. dipping carrots in ketchup? live it up. pancakes for dinner? hell yeah. speaking of which…
  • pancakes, bacon, sausage, egg, and hasbrowns for dinner
  • having a warm feeling in your stomach after eating some good soup 
  • carrying a good-sized bag of snacks out of a gas station midway into a long road trip
  • movie popcorn. somehow popcorn at a movie theater ALWAYS tastes different than homemade popcorn
  • opening a box of pizza and seeing the full pizza there. no one has eaten any yet, and there is a 0% chance of opening it to be disappointed that there’s none left. it’s all there, and it’s all fresh, and it’s destiny is now in your hands
  • any/every form of potato based food. just, like, in general. tater tots, french fries, hashbrowns, potato medallions, mashed potatoes, etc. all of them are perfect foods and all of them taste perfect w/ ketchup
  • a big ol mouthful of sticky rice
  • eating on the couch while watching TV with your loved ones
  • tha cronch of appl
  • the feeling of satisfaction you get when you try a new recipe and it tastes good on the first try
  • having a friend cook you something that tastes good and seeing the look of joy on their face when they see you like it
  • eating something youve been craving all day and feeling 100% satisfied with it
Modern Greek Mythology

 Hestia comforts the children of broken homes, she appears to them as a school councilor that always has cookies. They cry in her arms, and she lets them stay with her for as long as she can. She stopped calling home, stopped making strongly worded comments to the parents. All there is left are broken homes and suffering children.

 Hera sits next to her sister, holds her hand and thinks about the broken marriages that lead to broken homes. She listens to the couples yelling at each other while she walks on the streets. She holds the crying women, she listens to the hopeless men. All of the power that a goddess of marriage possesses cannot help the people who were betrayed by their closest ones.

 After a long day, Demeter sits on the ground in her garden, holds a cup of tea in hands that have dirt all over them. She wishes that more people would remember what is under all of the concrete. She feels the dying of her world, and curses those who do not care for it.

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The moment I started shipping Klance was when

Ha, this is gonna be a little long.

So I was watching Voltron for the first time and on the third episode, I had paused at this exact frame and I was like,

They gonna Lady-and-the-Tramp that shit.

So I kept on playing and they didn’t (spoiler alert), so I kept on watching and after the alarm had started and it was cut back to the guys I NOTICED

LANCE IS EATING SPAGHETTI

HUNK DIDN’T COOK ANY SPAGHETTI

DO YOU SEE ANYTHING THAT LOOKS CLOSE TO SPAGHETTI HERE???

AND DON’T EVEN TRY ME WITH THAT “Well maybe it was underneath the f–” NO

IF HUNK MADE SPAGHETTI, HE WOULD’VE HAD TO MAKE IT FROM SCRATCH CUZ CORAN SURE AS HECK DIDN’T HAVE THAT SHIT BOILING IN A POT SOMEWHERE FOR HUNK TO FIND AND SERVE TO THEM IMMEDIATELY

THE WHOLE REASON HUNK COOKED FOR THEM IS BECAUSE THEY DIDN’T WANT TO EAT CORAN’S “authentic ancient paladin lunch” WHICH WAS ALL HE MADE FOR ALL OF THEM

So if Hunk didn’t cook spaghetti and they just put that in there just to be funny, they could’ve had Lance slurp an alien-looking spaghetti substitute, BUT NO

THEY WENT WITH THE THIN, BEIGE NOODLES

Also, for those who are gonna be like “Well, what if there’s an Arusian food that looks like spaghetti?” To which I would say, “But you do agree that it looks like spaghetti, right?”

“Yeah…?”

“Then the animators wanted us to think that it’s spaghetti and if you pair that spaghetti slurp with that screenshot, then you’re gonna make the connection that its a reference to THIS SCENE

SO IF KLANCE DOESN’T BECOME CANON AT SOME POINT I’M GOING TO BE MAJORLY DISSAPOINTED AND I JUST AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”

  • Hoshi: (recording his voice) Day 1 without Mingyu. Rations are falling low. Only half a piece of lettuce and a jar of expired jam in the fridg- never mind. Woozi just ate them - that's disgusting. The AC broke last night, Coups tried to fix it - punched a hole through the wall instead. Vernon's been missing for 14 hours. Seungkwan went out looking for him - no news of him either. Dino's crying alone in the corner... ahh nope Dk is crying with him. The8 tried to cook and lit the stove on fire, Wonwoo and Jun are helping him put it out. Or making it worse? Joshua said he was going to take the trash out but it's been a few hours so I think he's trying to fly back to America instead. Jeonghan's still asleep - wait, is he breathing? Jeonghan? JEONGHAN? - (audio cuts out)
Anti Latinx Racism Is...

• Assuming all Latinxs are from the same/said country

• Assuming all Latinxs know Spanish

• Assuming all Latinxs should know Spanish

• Thinking issues Latinxs face are secondary to issues other marginalized groups face.

• Telling us to go back “where we came from”

• Thinking a Latinx is only respectable if they have a “high profile career” such as being a doctor, lawyer, etc

• Thinking all Latinxs look the same- we come in many different colors from all around the world

• Telling us we have to assimilate

• Trying to speak Spanish to us, thinking we all know it

• Thinking we all listen to Spanish speaking artists

• Blending in our cultures together. Latinxs come from many different cultures and all of them are unique and respectable

• Asking us to cook for you / assuming all we eat is Chipotle and Taco Bell shit

• Saying we’re “the best in bed” or “the best cooks” - that is FETISHIZATION. We will not appreciate or tolerate it.

• Calling us “spicy”, “caliente”, “fuego”, “mami” or whatever dumbass word you can think of. That is also fetishization.

• Making jokes about Trump’s dumb fucking wall

• Thinking Black Latinxs are less valid than non Black Latinxs. That’s also anti black racism which is also disgusting.

• Telling us we are not “Latinx enough” because of our skin color / ability to speak Spanish

• Thinking we all dance salsa, bachata, merengue… like seriously?

• Thinking all Latinxs know each other. No, I don’t know “Maria” from your job.

• Thinking only white people can be prejudiced against us

• Eating our food, listening to our music, using our fashion but blatantly disrespecting Latinxs. This one is pretty obvious and very common.

• Prioritizing documented Latinxs over undocumented Latinxs

• Thinking we all are teen parents. That’s ignorant and guess what? We’re not. Even if a Latinx is/was a teen parent, they’re still deserving of the utmost respect.

• Thinking every Latinx is “illegal”

• Thinking Latinxs owe you shit

• Calling us stereotypical names such as “Maria”, “Juan”, “Rosa”, “Diego”, “Jorge”, “Juanita”, “Alejandro”.. etc.. we have any name and our names, whether Spanish or not, are not for you to joke about. Shut the fuck up and go along with Richard Spencer and be a trash bag far away from us.

• Thinking we need to have a last name that is Spanish

• Derailing us when we try to talk about the issues we face. BIG ONE. Shut the hell up and listen to us for fucking once.

• Thinking we’re all criminals.. honest to god…

• Disrespecting Cinco De Mayo, Dia De Los Muertos, or any other Latinx holiday. If it’s not from your culture, either respect it or shut the fuck up.

• Disrespecting our culture.. duh!

• Calling us “Spanish”.. guess what, you dumb fuck? Spanish people are FROM SPAIN. Spanish people are also not Latinx. It’s not that hard. That’s like saying all white people are German or all Asian people are Chinese. That’s so fucking stupid. You are an idiot if you do this.

• “You don’t look Spanish / Latinx”

• Again, telling us the issues we face are secondary / invalid

• Using Latinx slurs.. if this wasn’t obvious..

• Calling us all “chola” or whatever.. you’re also very ignorant if you do this

• Telling us to calm down if we get angry.. we have a right to be angry just like everyone else on this damn planet

• Assuming we listen to a Spanish speaking music artist… like… ???

• Refusing to recognize the racism Latinxs face

• Thinking we should be glad to be fetishized. No fucking way, I will not be glad someone sees me as less than human and equates me basically to a sex toy.

• Thinking we haven’t face any problems.. we do. We do. Oh hell we do. Just because they’re not addressed in the media does not mean we don’t.

• Making jokes about calling immigration on us. It’s funny how I’ve seen Non Latinx POC do this more than white people.

• Thinking all Latinxs come from Spanish speaking countries… no…

• Thinking we’re all maids, janitors, fast food workers, nannies, etc… first of all, those are honorable jobs. Secondly, so fucking what if we were? You’re not better than people with those occupations. Thirdly, we have so many occupations- each and every one of them deserving of respect.

• Thinking we have to chose between our culture and westernized culture. We don’t.

• Saying stupid shit like “hot like Mexico”.. really? Are you serious?

• Only respecting Latinxs that look a certain way

• Making Anti Latinx jokes.. this is obvious

• Thinking you can appropriate our language and culture. There’s Spanish from Spain and then there’s Latinx slang. You cannot use our slang and then disrespect us which you all do tbh.

Other Latinxs feel free to add in because I obviously missed so much.

okay but consider:

Link and Zelda going to live at Link’s house in Hateno Village and being all cute and domestic together. 

Like, them fighting over who gets the bed on the first night…. like Link’s like You take it, you’re the princess! And Zelda’s like But it’s your bed! I can’t make you sleep on the floor in your own home!! And then they just both end up falling asleep on the floor because they literally spent all night unsuccessfully trying to convince the other to take the bed.

Zelda trying to cook something nice for Link and being a terrible cook, but he eats that charred omelette or that lumpy onigiri anyways because she tried and that’s all that matters.

Link going to the river to do laundry and Zelda desperately chasing him to retrieve her undergarments because oh my god he can’t see that it’s embarrassing.  

Them climbing on eachother’s shoulders to clean high places come spring cleaning. 

Them going to the shop together for weekly groceries, oblivious to the fact that everyone around them thinks they look like a married couple.

Them sharing food across the table. 

Domestic OTP Prompts

- Person A falling asleep watching a movie with Person B so B carries A to their bed. Bonus: Person A wakes up in B’s arms but pretends to still be asleep so they can be carried to bed.

- Person A and B going grocery shopping together and Person A ends up holding B up to grab something off the top shelf. 

- Person A and B going to a shelter/pet store and looking carefully at each of the animals trying to decide which one to get. Bonus: They keep pointing out which dog/cat looks like the other person most.

- Person A trying to pay bills while Person B watches them. Person B gets fed up with A looking miserable and frustrated so they drag them away and watch TV together. 

- Person A sleeps in late and wakes up to Person B cooking breakfast in the morning. A walks into the kitchen and just wraps their arms around B while they continue to cook.

- Person B has to get dressed up for a nice event. B is struggling with their tie/dress/suit and can’t get it right. Person A is surprisingly good at fixing it and Person B asks them how they did it.

- Person A leaving Person B little notes all over their house/apartment that say stuff like “Reminder: I love you.” and “Hey, you’re the best!” Person B then responds by leaving sticky notes for Person A around. Bonus: The notes that B leaves say stuff like “Of course I’m the best.” and “I love me too.”

- Person A and B buy their first house together. When they finally start to move in Person B is in shock and just wanders around the house marveling at what they’ve just done.

- Person A makes lunch for both them and Person B. B doesn’t like crusts on their sandwiches so A (even though they don’t really like the crust) eats it for them. 

❝ You are really perfect ❞

Plot:  You and Jimin fights, he calls you clingy and annoying and says he hates when you steal his clothes. So you begin to act “cold”, because you don’t want to be clingy and annoying, first he didn’t realise you stopped doing that but then he does and feels guilty and sad and you can keep going from that, so he makes it up to you.

Pairing: JiminxReader

Words count: 2,3k+

Genre: Slighty angst/Fluff in the end 

For anon, I hope you like it! - M. 

Gif isn’t mine, credits to the owner!

Everyone at the Big Hit building knew you, so when you came with snacks for everyone they could not do anything but love you even more.  

Immediately one of BTS’ manager told you that they were in the rehearsal room, so smiling you did a deep bow as a thanksgiving and you headed to the rehearsal room.  

It was the first time you visited the new building, but fortunately, a gentle lady pointed you in the direction you had to follow. They were all so polite and kind that you almost felt a rude person in comparison, even though your boyfriend kept saying you were the best person he had ever known.  

Trying not to drop anything, you didn’t want to waste the morning you spent cooking leaving the food on the ground, you’d better squeeze the heat bag in your hand and knocked gently on the blown glass door that divided the rest of the world from the Bangtan.  

A “c'mon” practically screamed at lungs gave you permission to enter and making, even more, attention you opened the door and entered, recognizing immediately Jungkook’s and Taehyung screams that greeted you enthusiastically.  

“Noooooona!” Jungkook ran to help you, perhaps more interested in the food than your presence but you could understand it. Surely they were practicing for hours and they had to be all hungry.  

“Hi Kookie, yes you can bring away the food….” You giggled as you approached the rest of the group, already trying to check what was in the bag. Check and scream of joy, because it was all homemade food and already just opening the zipper the scent was flared out.  

You’d fix better Jimin’s T-shirt you wore, you slipped it into skinny jeans because you were smaller and even lower than him, noticing only at that moment the slightly detached look of your boyfriend. Jimin wasn’t looking at you and it was almost a surprise because his smile was always the first thing to welcome you when you went to spend some time with them.  

“Aigoooo, Y/N, you cook better than Jin Hyung!” The voice of the leader rang in the room, making you laugh as you sat next to the pink-haired boy. You caressed his forearm, but the smile he made was visibly pulled so that you could be worried that something had happened before you arrived.  

He hadn’t touched food yet and didn’t seem intent on doing it, which pushed you to ask him what was going on.  

“Hey.. Something wrong, Chiminnie? ”  

“No.”  

You flinched slightly feeling his blunt response, while with the corner of the eye you would notice Namjoon’s gaze on you. He seemed worried and this did nothing but confirm your concerns.  

“Are you sure..?”  

“Y/N; Stop. I said there’s nothing wrong, can you just worry about your business for once?  

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anonymous asked:

boyfriend jungkook??? i hope i'm not rude :)

oh good lord he’s too cute 

Originally posted by apgujeon

  • the boy isn’t super experienced so he probably asks you a lot about how relationships work 
  • he really likes you and doesn’t wanna mess up over something stupid so he’ll be like “do couples do this? what about this?”
  • gah so cute.
  • “i’m the golden maknae and you’re my golden gf/bf” 
  • looks up lame pick-up lines and memorizes a bunch so he can tell them to you randomly 
  • like one day y’all are on the couch making out and he suddenly pulls away and is like “if you were a vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber” 
  • is smiling super big and you’re just like :| boy if you don’t 
  • imAGINE HUGG IN G THISL IL DUDE
  • he would give the bestest cuddliest warm hugs 
  • him constantly singing songs whether it be bts songs or just ones stuck in his head the boy is always singing 
  • never sounds bad of course 
  • his voice might break but he just keeps goin 
  • he likes going on adventures with you because he started training at such a young age and then debuted as well 
  • so if hes got free time yall are exploring something
  • wearing matching masks when you two go out so fans don’t recognize you 
  • not supe r clingy but loves attention 
  • taking couple selfies with semi-matching outfits
  • taking dumb pictures of him to post on twitter 
  • going to anime shops 
  • just to malls in general because he likes shopping with you 
  • the type to be like “i’m the golden maknae i can do anything” to “am i really good enough” in half a second :-(
  • but you reassure him that he’s amazing and that so many people across the world love him, including you 
  • and he’s good to go 
  • will always worry because bts are popular and he doesn’t always have time for you 
  • like what if you arent feeling well or get upset while he’s gone 
  • “can you rub my back pretty please~~~~~~~~~”
  • takes u to the studio and teaches you couple dances omg imagine dancing to now with him 
  • is super ridiculous but y’all still learn the dance somehow 
  • youd be the one cooking all the time and jungkook would LOVE it 
  • would tease you like “are u sure u can get that???” 
  • grabs what you need but still holds it out of your reach 
  • can’t cook on his own but he likes helping you do smaller things
  • probably tries to fuck you in the kitchen but youre like “boy im trying to cook us FOOD go use ur hand” 
  • “but my hand isn’t you” 
  • LOL BYE 
  • sharing memes with other while hes on tour 
  • if u send him an old meme he won’t let u forget 
  • shows the boys “LOOK LOL (y/n) sent me a dead meme”
  • likes taking videos of y’all (sexual or not idrk) 
  • watches them on tour when he misses you
  • which results in pouty kook cuz “they’re so faaaaaar” 
  • “so faaaaaar away” 
  • “yoongi stfu” 
  • you wear his pikachu onsie while he’s gone and take a selfie to send him
  • boy literally dies. responds with; headlines: bts’ very own golden maknae passes away due to cuteness 
  • wearing whatever clothing of his at your place while he’s on tour becomes tradition and he’s always like “baaaaaaabe where’s my selfie” 
  • jk the type to freak the fuck out when you post a selfie
  • spams you oh lord 
  • you’ve probably blocked him a couple times or 20
  • ur #1 fan in whatever you do 
Brutally honest venus in signs

Venus in Aries:
Fall in love with u like this and go after it, but if you disappoint them somehow the love dies instantly. Can actually be offended without reason and break up or ghost you and find a new love before you start feeling there is something wrong. They’re great at starting it but after the yes they don’t know what to do and can be too impulsive to make things work.

Venus in Taurus:
They like fancy shit and you better be fucking fancy too, dress well or at least have some style. They love to feel like they’re home though and besides the fancy restaurants and places you will need to take them, when the two of you are comfortable enough they will want to eat, fuck and nap the whole day.

Venus in Gemini:
They love talking and sharing stories, so you better be ready to have a romance that is worthy to talk about or they will find a group of people to have new stories. They can be a very dramatic, and are the type that suffers from that true love while kissing other people. They love be around others and you will to have to share your love with friends and family and colleagues of work and etc.

Venus in Cancer
They will mother you, cook to you, clean your shit and complain and complain and complain and remember the last time you’ve disappointed them because they never forget and their trust is like a mirror, once you break it they will cut the shit out of you from time to time. They’re lovely though, and usually cook very well.

Venus in Leo
They’re born to do incredible things and you better be incredible too or they won’t waste their time. Also, they’re incredible for themselves, not for you, so if you don’t think they’re amazing too and if they notice you don’t care they will show you how everyone does while kicks your stupid butt.

Venus in Virgo
You better be perfect. They won’t look at you if you don’t have a job and is not presentable to the family, and you better keep the standards you showed when trying to impress them or they will criticize the soul out of you. Tbh even if you’re perfect they will find problems on you cause they just like to argue and see how you react to that. It’s almost a kink.

Venus in Libra
They’re diplomatic af and will never hurt your feelings, and you better respect them and show them love cause they can be very seductive and find another love whenever they want to. They’re smart and elegant, the type every conservative will want to, but on the inside they’re a wreck and needy, and you better be ready to do all the decisions for them.

Venus in Scorpio
They’re intense and play direct: if they want you they will seduce you very straight forward, but without being obvious for other people than you. They want it to be unforgettable, something to change your lives completely. If you stay, they can love you no matter what. If you somehow disappoint them they will traumatize you just for the fun. Once you meet them, you will love or hate them for the rest of your life. Sometimes both.

Venus in Sagittarius
They love new cultures, new meetings, new things and you better be ready to meet all the new places and travel a lot otherwise they will move on asap. They can love blindly and think you’re the only one and worship you like a kind of god or sarcastically point all your problems and pretend they’re just joking while analyzing if you’re worthy their time because they’re 8 or 80, no middle term.

Venus in Capricorn
They’re tough and cold on the outside, but if you prove you’re worthy of their noble feelings of love they will work the shit out to buy the heaven for you. Sometimes literally work because they love money and work and their professional career as much as they love you. They’re needy but even when feeling insecure they know they’re better than everyone and keep their shit together (until you actually say there is something wrong, then they will become emo af).

Venus in Aquarius
You better have the same political position they do or they will probably murder you. They value mental connection above everything, so be ready to discuss your feelings more than actually feel it. They will surprise you in lots of ways because they like to be unpredictable. Including if they get bored or irritated: they will just say goodbye and disappear from your life like they’ve never been there.

Venus in Pisces:
They won’t share their feelings and will dream more than do anything. Don’t expect them to take the initiative cause they will be freaking out since they’re afraid of ruining their ideals with reality. They’re very sensitive and internally know how you feel - and can be manipulative and petty af in order to get things in their way because they never directly say anything. They’re people to marry and fight over stupid little shit.

Voltron Youtubers AU Part 2

I am really upset because I had everyone done but then I lost the document so let’s try this again. This’ll only be Hunk and Pidge’s channels then I’ll do Shiro and Allura and finally ending with Keith and Lance. Part 1 here. Part 3 and Part 4.

On Pidge’s channel:

  • Hunk comes over A LOT and they do tech reviews and science talks
    • The tech is more robotics related because of Hunk’s engineering degree
    • Pidge usually ends up so absorbed in their work on a new robot that Hunk does all the talking
      •  Lance says they’ve got it down to a science *fingerguns*
  • Keith is so happy to be on Pidge’s channel where the games actually WORK
    • They talk conspiracies the entire time
    • One time Pidge asked: “Who would you rather marry: Lance or Mothman?”
      • Keith stares at Pidge then the facecam and in a deadpan, “I would take a bullet for Mothman”
      • Not the answer they were hoping for but the shippers hold out hope due to Keith’s blush for the rest of that video
  • Lance and Pidge do Q&As because why not
    • They meme so much together it’s a wonder they get their videos done
    • Pidge always slides innuendos about Keith into their conversations
      • Lance stutters and blushes every time
  • Shiro has done one video with Pidge. About his arm.
    • The entire video is Pidge begging Shiro to let them “upgrade” it
      • “But SHIIIIRO wouldn’t a flamethrower arm be so COOL??”
      • “Pidge NO”
  • When he comes to visit, Matt and Pidge talk tech
    • They usually disagrees so there are TECH BATTLES
      • He’s a smooth operator that throws out logic to stump even Pidge so he usually wins
    • Subscribers love Matt because he is the Best Big Brother
  • Allura and Pidge do HAIR SCIENCE. It’s a thing
    • Allura knows the best straightener, curling iron, and hairdryer for every type of hair and Pidge will tell you why
    • They also love to tell stories about Shiro and Matt’s younger days while Allura takes notes

On Hunk’s channel:

  • Doing collabs with Lance is inevitable when they’re roommates
    • They do best friend and roommate videos
    • One of Hunk’s most popular videos is his Best Friend Tag with Lance
      • “Hey Hunk, best inside joke?”
      • “Trees.” *queue Lance dying of laughter*
      • Subscribers scream for an explanation but the two of them are tight-lipped
  • Videos with Pidge are always interesting
    • The two of them talk tech and upgrade stuff
    • Hunk’s tagline for every video with Pidge is “Don’t try this at home unless you have at least one technology degree.”
    • They turned Hunk’s kitchen into something out of a pro cooking show
  • Shiro is actually the best cook out of them all after Hunk
    • Who do you think kept Keith fed growing up?
    • They cook meals and give life advice for their videos
      • Allura is always waiting in the background to taste-test and/or give commentary
    • Shiro is lowkey jealous of Hunk’s pro kitchen
  • Coran appears in a few of Hunk’s cooking videos
    • Usually it ends up with Hunk trying to salvage Coran’s attempt
    • But it always ends up looking like green goo
      • “I don’t understand how it’s green. We literally used no green ingredients.”


I’ve got more but that’s all for now. Like I said Shallura and Klance incoming. If you have any questions about the AU, just send me an ask.

And if anyone wants to write fanfic or draw or do anything with this AU, GO FOR IT! Please tag me though so I can see it and love it!

But imagine

klance owning a food truck and just traveling along the coast (Keith barely argued against it because he loves seeing how happy the ocean makes Lance). They’ll play music together, Lance playing guitar and Keith singing along, and it brings customers in. Lance loves watching Keith cook the food with his hair tied up in a ponytail, tbh Keith probably hums while he cooks. Lance is positive it’s his charming good looks that bring in business and Keith always humors him (“yes babe you’re so gorgeous”, “thank you for making us so successful”) Them taking days off to explore the town and having cute touristy dates, and finding new food ideas to try out. Lance probably made the truck have a skylight, and they’ll lay together looking up at the stars for hours in a thousand different cities.

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Malec + "are you wearing my clothes?"

Magnus spent the whole day outside of his loft, visiting different clients, prearing potions, making spells… He even got to summon one demon. He was absolutely exhausted.

It was around 11 in the evening when he finally portalled to his loft.

He immediately noticed Alec’s boots and his bow and quiver on the floor and he couldn’t help but smile.

Alec now spent most of his night with Magnus, unless he had a night patrol. It all felt so incredibly domestic and all kinds of perfect. Magnus almost forgot how good it could feel to have someone to come back home to. He almost forgot he could have that.

He hang his coat on the rack and took his own boots off. After the whole day of walking, his feet were begging for a long bath and a massage.

He heard the noise in the kitchen so he went there.

Magnus was trying to stay silent so he could oberve Alec for as long as possible. Not in a creepy way, he just enjoyed watching Alec being so focused on his task. Alec loved cooking and he always looked so incredible when he was trying to make something delicious for both of them. He didn’t cook very often, most of the time he was too tired to do much. But during those rare days when it was a rather peaceful patrol, he would come back and make something special.

It wasn’t very easy to observe Alec, though. His heightened senses usually allowed him to notice Magnus very quickly.

Magnus wanted to lean down against the doorframe in order to watch Alec but before he could do that-

“Are you wearing my clothes?” he asked surprised, his jaw dropping just a little bit.

Alec turned around immediately, like a spooked animal.

He was wearing Magnus’ black boxers with golden details on the side and one of the very few T-shirts that Magnus somehow had in his wardrobe. He only wore T-shirts on those lazy days when he would just stay in bed and eat junk food.

“I- I’m sorry,” Alec said, he was already blushing a little bit and Magnus found it adorable. “I came back from the mission and I- well, I was covered in slime and I didn’t have any extra clothes with me so… yeah,” Alec explained, his head slightly lowered so he wouldn’t have to look at Magnus.

Magnus was in front of Alec immediately and he put of one his hands on Alec’s hip and the other one under his chin so he could raise his head.

“I’m not complaining,” he said with a smirk. “Quite the opposite actually,” he added and kissed Alec.

They were kissing for a while and Alec’s hands were on Magnus’ neck, sending shivers down his whole body.
Seeing Alec in his clothes was making him feel things, he couldn’t even explain it. Alec looked incredibly hot.

“Although, I gotta say. That T-shirt is way too big in the shoulders for you,” Magnus said when they stopped kissing to catch a breath.

“Well, of course. It’s yours, after all. I mean, have you seen yours arms?” Alec asked while looking at them.

Magnus chuckled. He knew Alec had a thing for his arms. “Yes, darling. I do own a mirror.”

“God, I love those arms,” Alec breathed out. “I mean-”

“I know what you mean,” Magnus stopped his blabbering by kissing him again.

Before he lost himself in the kiss completely, with a snap of his fingers, he turned the oven off. He didn’t want to burn his loft just because his boyfriend wanted to destroy him.


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Entanglement: Part 2

Entanglement: Part 2 

Paring: Namjoon x Jin x you

Word Count: 8.6k

genre/warning: smut, dirty talk, double penetration, dom!Jin, dom!Namjoon

Parts: one 

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Tricks, Trust, and Treaties

Loki x Reader

Summary: Loki is allowed to freely roam the compound but he can’t be unsupervised, so you’re assigned to stay behind and babysit him while everyone else goes on a mission. He decides to do something nice for you as a peace treaty, but it blows up in his face - literally.

Warnings: language, fluff, food fights

Word Count: 4973

A/N: I’ve been wanting to write Loki for a long time, but he’s such a deeply complex character that I didn’t know what ‘part’ of him I wanted to go with first, or if I could ever do him the justice he deserves. I’m a sucker for secretly soft, gentle, loving, innocent, caring, wants-to-make-you-proud Loki, so I ended up going with that, but I may try to write other sides of him in the future. I really hope you all enjoy it! <3

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I had way too much spare time this morning so had a bit too much fun decorating my oatmeal😂  I cooked 1 cup of oats in almond milk and topped them off with apple, kiwi, strawberries, peanut butter, banana and coconut😋 Vegan food though😏👌 Yesterday I woke up to 3000 followers on this blog! Thank you sooo much to each of you, it’s really easy to compare the following I’ve got to some of the larger accounts I look up to, but I can’t even imagine a crowd of 500 people, let alone 3000😱  I’ll try to keep posting throughout the year (hopefully university won’t be too overwhelming)

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BTS Reaction to You Being Obsessed With Other Kpop Artists

Incognito; I’m currently jamming out to Monster by EXO so I was wondering if you could do BTS getting jealous to you listening to another K-pop band and you won’t stop talking about it. 😂 ; revamped

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Jin ➳ You wouldn’t stop talking about Dean after Seokjin showed you ‘Bonnie & Clyde,’ and now he regretted it. “He’s so beautiful and damn, that voice though!” You yelled, your cheeks flushing whenever you would watch his videos on Youtube. “It’s the best-”

Seokjin immediately threw his arm around your neck, jealousy seeping into his veins as he began to tickle you and wriggle you around his arms. “Promise you’ll never speak about him again!”

“Hahaha, I-I promise!”

Originally posted by yeollovemebaek


Suga ➳ The Seventh Sense by NCT U was a song you had on repeat all the time, always occasionally fawning over Taeyong. You loved the song so much, you would body roll to it when ever and wherever it came on the radio, and one day when you spoke about how amazingly sexy these men moved, Yoongi’s eyebrow twitched as he took your phone and shut off the song.

“Could you stop?” He snapped and you frowned. He meant he wanted you to stop talking about them like they were sex gods, but you thought he was saying the music was trash.

You snatched your phone from his hands and growled. “This is art.”

Originally posted by suga-com


J-Hope ➳ He knew you were low-key in love with Got7 when he saw the way you would blush whenever you watched ‘Just Right’ on Youtube, he believed it was just a phase, but oh boy was he wrong. After a couple months passed and he thought you were finally over them, the song came on the radio as you were slowly falling asleep. The moment you began to scream and fangirl, singing along and doing dance moves; he was becoming jealous. Hoseok had enough once you screamed, “JACKSON OPPA!!” He quickly shut off the radio and you immediately gave him a look as if he tried to kill you.

“Are you done?”

Originally posted by kths


RapMonster ➳ You were in love with Big Bang, and he knew how far and wide your love for them went. You would blast F**k It in the car, while you were cooking or just trying to study, occasionally going on Youtube to watch the video instead and adore the five men with your eyes. He was slowly getting annoyed with the song, and when months passed and you haven’t heard it since, the song started to play in the mall and you began to beam, lighting the man’s world up. He loved seeing you happy, but that thought quickly vanished with laughter once you bumped into a tower of boxes while dancing, all of them falling down as you yelped in terror.

Originally posted by myloveseokjin


Jimin ➳ Jimin was jealous, that’s for sure. The way you talked about EXO and how hot they were, he was boiling in anger but he couldn’t do anything about it, because he knew you were only obsessed with the song and how they looked so good in that dance practice video, 'Monster,’ specifically. Whenever the song came on while you two were alone, you both would start dancing to it and he couldn’t deny the fact that it was so good, too good. He would sing it with you, although you would overreact to Baekhyun’s and Jongdae’s parts. You scared Jimin at times and he would mutter a “Calm down,” but as long is it made you happy, he was happy.

Originally posted by go2bedjungkook


V  Taehyung wouldn’t care if you were obsessed with a group, especially Shinee. You loved Shinee and he did too. Whenever a song would come on from them when you were in public, the both of you would tap your fingers or nod your head to the beat—humming from time to time; but when View came on by them in the mall, the both of you would go nuts. You would immediately take out your phone, press record and start dancing with Taehyung while others around you would just stare at the both of you acting crazy and cute. Goals.

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Jungkook ➳ You were obsessed with BlackPink, always trying to do your hairstyle like theirs, dress like them, and even having every one of their songs on repeat that Jungkook thought he was going to go crazy! But on the day you were both supposed to attend a birthday party at a club, you had suddenly stopped listening to their music, that was, until they played the song on the dance floor. Taehyung immediately ran to you, grabbing your wrist and nearly pulling you to the dance floor until Jungkook gripped you shoulder. “I want to leave.”

It was soft but you heard it clearly, only giving him a smile as the older boy pulled you away. “After this song!” You yelled, and when you and Taehyung started to move on the dance floor in ways he thought was impossible, he wasn’t pleased at all.

Originally posted by liveforeverneversaynever


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