look at them it's like they're saying come to me

josephssidehoe  asked:

Shout out to idiots in Overwatch who say 'I need healing' then instead of actually coming to me they run to the nearest health pack. I have to try and chase them as they walk AWAY FROM ME instead of actually having any amount of logic and looking for me. So 95% of the time I've just wasted my own time because they get the health pack anyways and they're only missing like 10 health then. And now I've looked away from the tank and if it's a DVA shes probably dead. :/

  • Katedots: What kind of home [do marinette and sabine stay in re: scary sabine au]? Probably a fancy place.
  • Katedots: because gabe still exists in this world, but his influence is maybe not as great with another designer around. Or maybe she even surpassed him?
  • Katedots: Or we can be like "eh he moved to London" or some shit since he doesn't have a son to take care of.
  • Katedots: So he and sabine work in the same field, but aren't in direct competition
  • Katedots: so maybe sabine does own THE mansion
  • Katedots: it would have a different style though. Active gardens. Very oriental on the inside
  • Katedots: So instead of the cold modern, it would have a very classic style, a mix of chinese and Parisian
  • Katedots: It could be the same "layout" but it would be almost unrecognizable without the same style. And the gates would largely be open. She has a security system, but she's more social than Gabe and hosts parties all the time for business and pleasure.
  • Katedots: So in contrast to Adrien's childhood which was largely cold and quiet and ignored, Marinette is constantly seeking out time for herself because if there aren't a bunch of strangers around, there are a bunch of mom's friends, or mom herself, or the hired help, or whatever else.
  • Katedots: Like the house is busy and lived in, but it's not FOR HER. like a lot of the rooms are off limits or the food is always set aside for a function or whatever. So she has to carve out little spaces for herself. Her room, which is of course lots of pink and her mom is always threatening to send the cleaning lady in. Or the cooler in the corner of the kitchen where she keeps her snacks hidden out of the way.
  • Katedots: And she always has to be on her best behavior around the guests. And getting alone time with mom? forget about it.
  • Katedots: yeah. adrien can't hang out with dad because he's always hidden away "doing work". Marinette feels like she can't hang out with mom because there's always something or someone more important.
  • littlered: i have trouble imagining what sabine would be like in this au though, in regards to other people
  • littlered: i think i can figure out the parent-child relationship but not sabine in a public/social situation ?
  • Katedots: Sabine is scary sabine. She's IMPORTANT and she's very social and outwardly pretty friendly but she's TERRIFYING and very intimidating.
  • littlered: i think caprette or someone mentioned somewhere that she was funny, in a way? haha i didnt fully understand that part though
  • Katedots: She's the kind of person who can look you dead in the eye and say something and YOU DON'T KNOW if they're joking or not so you kind of laugh awkwardly and pray
  • littlered: OH okay
  • Katedots: So yeah, the "people ask me how i got into this business and I always tell them the same thing... how dare you fucking talk to me"
  • Katedots: Because is she joking??? probably. Is it still terrifying??? absolutely.
  • littlered: oh god thats actually pretty hilarious to think about
  • Katedots: So interns and stuff are always seeking her approval because it's hard to come by. She's not super warm. But she isn't unfair.
  • littlered: i like this au more now
  • Katedots: But she can be hard to read, so like... you could laugh at something you think is a joke and then she like looks you dead in the eye and is like "do you think this is funny" and suddenly you're like FUCK no no not at all
  • littlered: yes thank you im getting it now \O/
  • Katedots: and the RUMORS like there are all kinds of rumors about crazy stuff she's said to designers and interns and stuff, but you never know if they're true or not! Like "once i heard that she ripped out someone's seam and told them to re-do it" "wait what?!" "no i heard she stared him down until he ripped it out himself!" "god she's so intense i can't even look her in the eye" "omg me toooo"
Steven Universe starters
  • "That's exactly what <pronoun> said..."
  • "This is only the beginning! .... of my ESCAPE!"
  • "Looks like another waste of my time."
  • "This is a stealth mission! You're making too much noise!"
  • "No, fool!"
  • "You're no <relation> of mine!"
  • "Even coins don't want to be around me..."
  • "Another one of <pronoun> temper tantrums..."
  • "Why must you destroy the things I love?!"
  • "I tried to help you! You wouldn't listen!"
  • "I'm going to tell them. I'm gonna tell them everything!"
  • "Then you really are better than <pronoun>."
  • "We all only get what we deserve."
  • "That's it! It's confirmed!"
  • "Haha... you care about me."
  • "I'm gonna disappear without ever making a single friend..."
  • "You keep saying that but you don't know what you're doing!"
  • "Um, excuse me, but you're wrong."
  • "Who are you supposed to be?!"
  • "Oh-ho-ho-ho-hooo! Stop! But really, please stop."
  • "I'm just one big, super wrong, good-for-nothing dud with a yoyo!"
  • "They say two wrongs don't make a right, I guess I'm living proof that that's true."
  • "Yikes. They are really bad for each other."
  • "Are you questioning my authority?!"
  • "It has no functional purpose, it just makes me feel bad!"
  • "No~!"
  • "We're not like anybody~!"
  • "You were fated to lose the moment you came out wrong!"
  • "You here for a rematch?"
  • "Ew! That's disgusting!!"
  • "That little <person> is in big trouble."
  • "You're just a phase. You know that, right?"
  • "Alas, poor <name>, I knew <pronoun> well."
  • "You shouldn't be anywhere near the fight! You're too important!"
  • "And then I'll die."
  • "Fool me once, shame on me."
  • "You'll never catch me, you turkeys!"
  • "Don't know, don't care."
  • "This is life for you now! Endless suffering!"
  • "This is so embarrassing!"
  • "No, I just really like that show."
  • "It's not about us!"
  • "Yeah, you tell them, <name>!"
  • "I think you can stop being such a dink to <name>!"
  • "<name>, come on down!"
  • "Look. Tell me you don't see the resemblance."
  • "Of ALL the indignities!"
  • "You can't manipulate me, <name>!"
  • "Watch your head."
  • "Actually, do forget that one."
  • "No, <name> would never do that!"
  • "Aw curses! I can't believe we've been caught, and by none other than <name>!"
  • "Anyone else got something to say?"
  • "Ever see 'sink the dink'?"
  • "But, look at all this cool stuff they're doing!"
  • "What a BEAUTIFUL day!!"
  • "HEY <NAME>, ARE YOU OKAAAAAAAAAAYYY??"
  • "Whose terrible idea was this?"
  • "Hey, little friend."
  • "Why are you laughing? Why are you crying?"
  • "What do you know?! You've never even met her!"
  • "It doesn't have to make sense. It's entertainment."
  • "That would explain a lot."
  • "Yup. They want us bad."
  • "If I'm not back in an hour, call the police!"
  • "<Pronoun>'s dead to me."
  • "I don't wanna hear anything you say, unless it's "sorry"."
BTS on a Picnic
  • Jin: Namjoon help me set up the blanket
  • Rap Mon: how hard is it to roll out a blanket Jin?
  • Jin: really hard when you have Jungkook on a leash, now get your over here and lay out the blanket
  • V: hey guys I brought a magnifying glass to look at the bugs
  • V: hello wittle teeny weeny lady bugs!
  • Jhope: don't get too close to the ants Yoongi
  • Suga: Hoseok I swear to g-
  • Jhope: BECAUSE ANTS ARE ATTRACTED TO SWEET STUFF YOU KNOW WHAT'S SWEET, YOONGI?
  • Suga: HOSEOK SHUT U-
  • Jhope: SUGA AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
  • V: Jiminie come look at the ants! One of them is carrying a really big crumb, like how you look when you lift
  • V: it's strong like you bro
  • Jimin: bro
  • Jungkook: yeah that's fun, but if you tilt the magnifying glass this way you burn the ants to death lol
  • Rap Mon: you know ant societies are so sad
  • Rap Mon: at the moment they're born, they're forced to work government.they're all running around and working, even though they don't get much out of it
  • Rap Mon: we see them as inferior, but they're just like us
  • Jungkook: lmao whatever, look at that spider eating that lady bug
  • V: NOOOO NOT THE LADY BUG
  • Jungkook: YO IT BIT THE HEAD OFF THAT'S SICK
  • Jhope: I guess you could say it's... JJEOREO LOL YOONGI, UP TOP
  • Suga: no
  • Jin: guys come on let's eat
  • Jimin: it's ok Taehyung, don't cry over the lady bug. here, hold my biceps
  • Jungkook: you guys are so weak, here watch me climb this tree
  • Jin: Jungkook, you stay away from that tree
  • Jungkook: sweet, a bee hive
  • Jin: JEON JUNGKOOK, PUT THAT STICK DOWN
  • Jungkook: someone get this on tape
  • Suga: lmao ok
  • Rap Mon: kids listen to your mother
  • Jhope: hey guys you know the honey in the beehive is kinda sweet
  • Jhope: you wanna know what else is sweet
  • Suga: hoe don't do it
  • Jimin: what?
  • Jhope: SUGA AYYYYYYYYY
  • Rap Mon: AYYYYYYYYYYYY
  • Jin: all I wanted was a nice picnic, I did not pack 7 sandwiches and 7 juice boxes for this
  • V: well that can't bring back an eaten lady bug back to life does it
  • Jin:
  • Jin: *stares into nonexistent camera like the office*

anonymous asked:

So I work in Kohls and just let me say that even though it's not a supermarket, we do sometimes end up having the same issue they have with produce but with clothes/ other products. Sometimes a customer will come up with something that has no UPC on it and when I'm looking all around the product or calling for a price check, the customer is like "Oh that's 9.99" That's great, but I can't input it in the computer without a UPC code. I tell them that and they're like "But it's 9.99" -_-

nothin like people who don’t know what they’re talking about telling you how to do your job

  • my brother: I'm just thinking about all the whovians who were adamant about how the Daleks are DEFINITELY NOT ROBOTS because it's all about that little fried egg they have piloting them. But no, it's actually all about the robot suit.
  • me: they could literally be saying how much they love roses and sound like murderous psychopaths. poor daleks.
  • my brother: all those invasions, they were just trying to make friends.
  • me: hahaha imagine, the dalek invasion....they're just trying to ask directions for starbucks and accidentally get murdery. daleks want pumpkin spice lattes too.
  • my brother: comes out guns blazing, actually just trying to spread love
  • me: I need a comic about the misunderstood dalek.
  • me: "aw crap not again" *looks into the camera like it's on the office*
This happened while watching Supernatural (epidose "Goodbye Stranger) with my dad who never saw an episode of the show before
  • Dad: ...
  • Me: aaargh...
  • Dad: ...
  • Me: the feels...
  • Dad: oh, come on!
  • Me: what?
  • Dad: why aren't they kissing?!
  • Me: What?!
  • Dad: trench coat man and beautiful car dude, why aren't they kissing! I mean, look at them! There is a fucking big amount of eye sex here, so why aren't they kissing! Oh, wonderul, now he is killing cool car dude! Wait, is the redhaired bitch controlling blue eyed man?! This freaking whore, why is she doing this!
  • Me: dad...
  • Dad: He just told Blue eyes that he needs him! It's like saying I love you! Come on kiss! JUST FUCKING KISS! WHY AREN'T THEY KISSING?! OH, AND NOW THE EPISODE IS OVER, GREAT! FUCK THIS, PLEASE TELL ME THEY'RE GOING TO KISS.
  • Me: no, they are not going to kiss but...
  • Dad: I HATE THIS GODDAMN SHOW!
Watch on exo--vines.tumblr.com

Xiumin’s always ready to fight Baekhyun

anonymous asked:

I'm going to regret saying this but I was looking at pictures of Calvin/R*ta and Calvin/A and now I really hope tayvin continues being as low key as they are. Idk I like that what we get from them about their relationship either comes from little things Calvin says during interviews or posts about them that Taylor likes on here! it just makes me love them together even more cause it's like they're really trying to protect what they have.

This is exactly what I love. We all act thirsty and what not when we don’t get anything from them but I high key appreciate it though because stretching a relationship to every end of the world is already hard enough. Why willingly make it available for scrutiny all the time to add on to that pressure, you know? Calvin talked about how sometimes they’ll go out and not get caught and it’s okay. But he also talked about when they do get caught and it’s basically still alright because it doesn’t happen as often as it should and I’m really happy about this. The fact that they can laugh at the weird things written about them in the press is great rather than how you would expect it to strain them (as it evidently did with her other relationships) I’m just glad she found someone who’s down for being low key but also down for being high key sometimes too you know? He is proud of her, he supports her, he defends her….what more could we ask for? She’s obviously taken with him and loves him so I think being low-key is the right thing to be especially with how big their names are.