you know those photo series that are like “In The Running For The Next Spiderman/Young Han Solo/Bachelor/Prince Eric/Property Brother”
and it’s just like nine generically handsome brunet white men that might all be Henry Cavill or might all be Matt Bomer or might all be the photogenic runner guy from 2012 for all we know but it’s impossible to tell because they are just so generic?
and you know how nobody really remembers what Moist von Lipwig (slash Albert Spangler where applicable) actually looks like, they just remember the gold hat, or the glasses, or the bountiful ear hair?
what I want is an adaptation where Moist, whenever he’s being an anonymous face or The Man in the Golden Suit or Albert Spangler, is played by a series of generically handsome brunet white men who are swapped out shot-to-shot.
- Garmadon is all kisses with his kitten
-Lloyd has mastered the art of scratching the kitty under the chin
-Koko is very happy to have a kitty but doesn’t want her dress to get torn
-Jay has a fear of holding cats but is a-okay standing next to Garmadon so he can get as close to the cat as humanly possible
-Zane is overloaded with cuteness and could care less about the white hair on his suit