look at the flirting i just

Reblog with your pets' favourite toys!

Maya loves plushies but destroys them after a while. She had a giant plush monkey that she took everywhere with her. That monkey is currently shredded all over the backyard. RIP monkey. She’s also great at fetch!

 Pazelle loves cat flirt poles and Lestat’s refillable catnip mouse. He also has a purple loofa plush that he likes to chew on because it’s textured. I recently bought him a plush dragon squeaker for his crate- not sure how he feels about it just yet. 

 Lestat’s favourite toy is that same catnip mouse (which he will also play fetch with), but Pazelle steals it when he isn’t looking. He will also play with any plushie or ball that is offered to him and has a particular fascination with feathers. 

 Marley doesn’t play with toys but he likes to steal and hoard panties and socks behind his bed and when he is actually playful, he like to run around with them and throw them up in the air. 

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How to get the girl: Stare at her until she marries you - A Guide by Lena Luthor

The Evolution of Adrien’s Game

I binged a few eps of Miraculous Ladybug while I was sick today and ended up making a long-ass observation post about Gabriel as Hawkmoth (or maybe Mr. Kubdel, wtfk) instead of resting.  Because priorities.

Anyway, here’s something else I noticed that wedged itself into my brain and won’t leave.  Prepare for another long post. 

In “Origins”:

  • Falls in love with a person he just met (proof he’s a Disney princess)
  • Which one?  Ladybug or Marinette?  Who knows.  He gives them both the same “oh shit, I think I’m in love” look.

In “Copycat (L'Imposteur):

  • Nino invites the girls to the movies and Marinette squeals.
  • Adrien’s reaction (half startled, half “that was cute wtf?”)

In “Timebreaker (Chronogirl)”:

  • He freaking winks at Marinette after complimenting her.
  • Oh yeah, you’re smooth -_-
  • Also, you’re a pirate.  ARGH MATEY!

See how this plays out below the cut:

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the beginning of taking flight is such a rollercoaster for keith like:

here is he, extremely worried about lance, watching him closely

he is so eager??? to let him out of the pod??? (you can already see allura going “wtf chill boi”)

tfw u get scolded for wanting your boyfriend out as soon as possible (pidge is judging him too)

P O U T Y K E I T H

“I just want to see my bf allura is that too much”

always by his side

he’s the last of the group to leave the pod, which means he stayed in front of it all alone for a bit

HIS SMILE??? AFTER HE SAW THAT LANCE WAS SAFE AND OKAY???? I CANNOT GET OVER HIS SMILE?????

and last but not least…..the look of betrayal™ after he sees lance flirting with allura

this guy is in love wake up america

okay but i love that lance’s flirting is never seen as harmful or “gross” to the girls he’s flirting with???? like in most cartoons the flirty character is always shot down or given a look of disgust when they try to sweet talk someone but in voltron the girls lance flirts with just kinda giggle and look back at him in a way that’s just kinda like “haha you’re cute lol” and what makes it BETTER is that lance’s flirting is never like cat-calling or something else gross, like the most the boy does is fire some finger guns and try to talk himself up???? anyways i love lance and i love how his flirting is portrayed okay bye

Lance is attractive

Fucking fight me on this Barbara ok hERE WE GO


• WHEN LANCE FLIRTS WITH GIRLS IN SPACE MALL THEY GIGGLE
- being a girl, who talks to girls, I know that girls don’t giggle unless they like it and are more likely to shoot poisonous glares at strangers who flirt with them
- if a girl giggles at a stranger who flirts with them she’s likely interested
- if she’s interested in a stranger it’s probably because he’s good looking

• LANCE TAKES CARE OF HIS SKIN
- the fandom had a fucking carnival with this fact okay there is a scene both in season one and in season two where Lance is wearing a facemask so we all know he’s got flawless skin

• LANCE DRESSES THE BEST
- he just does
- everyone knows this
- even 80’s Lance dresses the best

• BLUE IS ATTRACTIVE
- I don’t remember where I heard this, but apparently some social study drew the conclusion that when men wear blue they are generally received as more good looking

• PLAXUM KISSED HIM
- um she knew him for like a day or two
- made some battle plans with him and then suddenly decided smooching him up was the best course of action
- listen man,, people don’t go kissing other strangers just so show their appreciation, she was definitely at least SOMEWHAT attracted to him

• HE HAS SHINY TEETH
- yeah okay this is probably a stylistic thing but um
- I have more than one screenshot of Lance with a small sparkle on his teeth, usually when he smirks
- those things are pearly white and pretty af

• HE HAS THOSE MUSCLES
- did you see him in the cryo pod
- muscles are portrayed as attractive by your friendly neighborhood Media™

• HE IS TALL
- also portrayed as attractive by your friendly neighborhood Media™

• I AM IN LOVE WITH HIM
- guys I only fall in love with attractive people, trust me,,

• THIS HAS BEEN A PSA THANK YOU

• bonus Keith is also in love with him so I mean how many people falling in love with him does it take for someone to realize that he is a good looking motherfucker

langst because I have zero self control

Lance has learned many things after being a part of Voltron. He actually can learn things, especially things about people. especially about his team.

He learns that his jokes just get sighs and exasperated looks. 

 He learns his flirts just get a cold store and eye rolls. 

 He learns that he’s just a placeholder for the real Blue Paladin. 

 He learns that he’s not a sharpshooter, he’s just someone who happened to be picked by Blue and that Voltron had to accept him. 

 He learns that Lance being Lance is one big fucking joke no one can take seriously. He learns that Lance being Lance will never be a useful thing to Voltron.

 That he’s pathetic, stupid, and that he should just listen to Shiro and Allura’s orders. That he, as some boy from Cuba he should just suck it up and listen to Keith when he becomes the Black Paladin. No matter how better he thinks his plan is. No matter how many times he wants to protest at becoming the Red Paladin, how he’s not instinctive and quick and fiery, no, that’s not who I am.

 Lance learns that people don’t want Lance, they want someone better. someone better than this stupid joke of a Paladin. So he changes. Lance no longer cracks a joke anymore or flirts with Allura, he follows orders solemnly without a response and whenever he messes up he stands there as Keith or Allura scold him, biting back tears and screams. He locks away Lance, the Lance that nobody wanted, and becomes the person he thinks is useful.

 He skips the skincare routine that kept him in touch with his family, he barely thinks about his family and just trains and trains, just like Keith did. 

 He’s better now. He’s the sharpshooter everyone wanted, and can make a clean shot without even blinking. He’s an expert marksman that obediently follows the leaders orders. 

 Everyone seems to appreciate him. until shiro comes back. 

All his hard work had been for nothing, as Shiro becomes black paladin and now Lance is the blue paladin, but it’s him and Red all over again. He’s no longer friendly and goes with the flow, he’s a carbon copy of Keith that he thought everyone wanted. He can’t find the key to the original Lance. It’s too late when everyone notices.

 At first they smiled and laughed in relief when Lance didn’t make jokes or flirted with Allura, but now the Castle is silent. The silence tears through them and leaves them in shock, merely staring at Lance as he replies with a numb, “Yes sir,” to Keith or Shiro and mechanically carries out his task. They haven’t seen his smile in weeks, they hadn’t heard him say anything more than a “Yes sir,” in days, they hadn’t seen the twinkle in his eyes for god knows how long. 

They stare numbly as dinner is silent that night, as Lance scoops up his food solemnly and leaves. All he does is train and train, he’s reached levels beyond Keith but still follows his orders. 

Everyone is horrified at what they’ve done, desperately trying to return the Lance from before with dumb jokes and space goo, Allura invites Lance to spend some time with her. 

 Hunk bakes him space goo cookies or makes a pun. 

 Pidge creates toys and knick-knacks that scream songs Lance loved.

Coran tells Lance the funny things that happened back when Altea was around.

 Allura tries to have a beauty day with Lance, tells him to braid her hair or play with it. 

 Keith pushes him around, telling him that he needs to stop acting like this and just be Lance. 

 Shiro gently nudges him, tells him jokes and praises him. 

 But the damage they have done is permanent.

(Lance doesn’t know who to be anymore.)

You know what’s so annoying? Lance keeps going around flirting with all these girls who literally use him or are just flat out uninterested (no offense to Allura tho LOL)

When he literally has Keith who clearly cares about him

Wants to be by his side

Flirts with him (almost to the equivalent of how much he flirts with those girls)

Literally always puts up with him no matter what, even if he does get annoyed sometimes

Never truly gets angry at him, even though I’m sure he’s wanted to on multiple occasions

Gets so hurt when he forgets an important moment between them, which shows how much he cares about him

Gets so easily jealous over him

And just the way he looks at him too 

It’s so annoying because he has a perfectly decent guy right there who I’m almost 99.9% sure likes him, but he could literally care less or notice. Like dude, open your eyes and look at what’s right in front of you already…

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- May, what the hell are you doing here? I didn’t request a specialist.
- I go where I’m assigned.

The Adventures of Coulson & May: Some Time Ago 

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But that’s just it, isn’t it? The build-up. He’s waited for this for years. He watched her have her first crush in elementary school (and, no surprise, it was not on him.) He watched her flirting with boys at middle school dances. He watched her making out with Jackson in the hallways in high school. He watched her grow up, grow into herself, grow through all the pain of being alive. And all that time, all he had wanted was exactly what he has now. And he feels frozen. He feels stuck in his own incompetence. 

Based on Be My Last by @rongasm.

pop-punk-nerd  asked:

shallura idea That one scene where he yells allura instead if princess and Keith or Lance or both catch on and try to wingman (also that scene I'd awesome

AWWW yes. bonus points if they make it a competition between them, i.e. “who can get allura to fall for shiro quicker?” and just embarrass shiro further

  • the classic “your pants would look better on shiro’s floor” line from lance, the bastard
  • keith not knowing how to flirt so he just tries to convince shiro to tell her outright
  • lance talking up shiro too allura and she’s like “i’m glad?? you have so much respect for your leader?”
  • keith one day blurting out “do you like shiro or not?” allura blinks. “of course i like shiro. he is a good leader and a good person.” “princess, that’s not what i-” “oh, you mean the way you and lance like each other?” “yes - i mean no, NO-”
  • keith flees the scene and is a changed man
  • plot twist: allura fell for shiro a long time ago and tells him herself during one of their usual nightly meet ups when they can’t sleep, soft words and an even softer kiss that’s more than wroth the wait for both of them
The return of Performing Dean

So, the family is out having breakfast. Remind me again, how long has it been since we’ve seen Dean flirt with a waitress? Yes I know, 12x11, but @mittensmorgul has written a fantastic meta HERE addressing that. 

What’s different this time? 

Wally. 

Wally - Red blooded American hunter. Wally, who sneers at namby pamby nancy boys with soft white hands. Wally, with his beard and his jacket who reminds me a lot of John. And Dean’s performing for him, being daddy’s little hunter boy. 

So Dean tries to flirt with Mandy, using the hammiest possible approach and it fails. And he’s okay with it. Until she shows interest in Cas. Look at the reactions, Sam immediately look at Cas with an uh-oh face. And Dean is just pissed, complete with eye rolling and lips pursing.

Dean’s jealous, and Sam knows it. I say this because some people are already trying to paint Dean getting pissed as him being angry about getting rejected. That is highly OOC for Dean (Jo shot him down and he simply breezed past it) He’s gotten rejected plenty of times with no issue. Dean’s also got rejected by girls who then hit on Sam. He’s always been okay with that. 

But Cas, Cas is different, isn’t he?

Wally is still there though. So Dean can’t pull the possessive jealous husband routine he pulled in 12x10. So what does Dean do? What every insecure person does. 

Lalala I don’t care at all that someone’s flirting with you. I’m going to be magnanimous about it and show how much I don’t care at all hahaha because I don’t care. Not at all. 

Wally nods in approval when Dean mentions Mandy is ‘into’ Cas. Mary shoots the topic down, and Dean tries to play both sides - the macho posturing side that Wally approves of, but Mary clearly doesn’t like it. So he backtracks there (”I’m not objectifying her Mom, this is a teachable moment)

And he’s trying to wink and act like everything’s cool… But it’s not. Dean doesn’t look happy, he looks positively pained. Contrast this to when he took Cas to the brothel. Another teachable moment. Look at how different he looked. 

Sam distracts, and Dean has the perfect chance to forget about it. But he doesn’t. Because even though Cas has been clueless to everything till now, Dean’s still not feeling secure enough to let it go. He can’t act too irritated in front of Wally, so he takes it out on Sam a little, then immediately goes back to bro-bro manly back slapping. And Wally is watching on, nodding and approving everything Dean’s saying - she’ll smell like food. Really, Dean? Are you talking about a girl who’ll appeal to Cas, or you? Why are you fishing so much?

Cas still doesn’t respond. Mary shuts it down again. And that’s the end of that.   

You know, it is surprising that 12x10 and 12x12 both had promos with Jealous!Insecure husband!Dean. It’s alost like their trying to point to something…  

(gif credits to @timetraveldean, @godshipsit, @storywingstiel)

OK don’t get me wrong, I completely respect what the Voltron creators are doing and how they’re staying faithful to the original series, but in my opinion, I just really don’t think that they’re going in the right direction with putting Keith and Allura together. 

Now, I’m not saying I’m against the ship or that I hate it, it’s actually kind of cute, but there’s no chemistry there, all I see is a forced romantic relationship between two characters that I feel literally only have a platonic relationship/friendship. 

I just don’t feel what they’re trying to sell us you know?

But then when Keith is with Lance like dude, I feel like there’s so much more there.

They have this moment where they connect with each other and just the mood and the lighting is perfect

Then there’s the undeniable flirting

And him getting all impatient over Lance not coming out of the pod, because he wants to get closer with him

Those pining looks

THE FRICKIN JEALOUSY (How can you pair Keith with someone he gets jealous of Lance over???)

THIS

There’s just so much more dynamic and chemistry here, more than I personally feel is between Keith and Allura. I just feel like as two really good characters, they deserve to be with someone that suits their other half (like in my opinion, Allura with Shiro, they definitely have chemistry)

But you know what, whatever the creators choose to do I’ll completely respect their decision in the end. I’ll love the show either way depending on who they put together.

In the AU when Galra!Keith learn that Altean!Lance is the prince

(Just a tiny scene i had in my head.XD might end up drawing it.:))


Galra!Keith- HOLY SHIT YOU ARE THE PRINCE OF ALTEA!!! WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME?!

Altean! Lance- I TOLD YOU THE FIRST TIME WE MET!!!

Galra!Keith - I TOUGHT YOU WHERE JUST FLIRTING!!

Altean!Lance - OMG! do you know a lot of white hair altean THAT LOOK JUST LIKE THE PRINCE?! OF COURSE I WAS SAYING THE TRUTH! YOU SHOULD KNOW! YOU ARE PART OF THE EMBASSADOR CREW!

Galra! Keith- I… I WAS BUSY! I don’t follow the news that much, its normally just a bunch of gossip!! AND I DIDN’T TOUGHT THE PRINCE WOULD BE THE KIND TO GO FLIRTING AROUND LIKE THAT!

Altean! Lance - FIRSTLY, I DON’T “FLIRT AROUND” AND SECONDLY , YOU….er….you looked cute thats all. *pout*

Galra! Keith- WELL….erm…i tought it was kinda cute that you said you where the prince when you…hrm…flirted…with me….

Altean! Lance- ….

Galra! Keith-….

Jealousy Starters

FOR THE JEALOUS

“ Do I have something to worry about? ”

“ Should I be concerned how close you and  ___ are? ”

“ Why do you spend so much time with them? ”

“ It looks like you have more fun with them than with me. ”

“ I’m NOT jealous. ”

“ Would you rather be with them? ”

“ I’ll just leave you two alone, I guess. ”

“ I’m not blind, you’ve been staring at them all night. ”

“ Why are they calling you at this time of night? ”

“ Could you stop flirting with them for one minute? ”

“ I don’t like the way they look at you. ”

“ I don’t like the way you look at them. ”

“ Do they know that you’re with me? ”

“ Is there someone else? ”

FOR THE OBJECT OF JEALOUSY

“ Oh my god, are you jealous? ”

“ You cannot possibly be this insecure! ”

“ They’re just a friend, I swear. ”

“ Don’t be ridiculous, I love you. ” 

“ What is going on with you lately? ”

“ ___ is just a friend. ”

“ I have NOT been flirting. ”

“ How long have you been stressing yourself out about this? ”

“ I’m allowed to have friends, you know. ”

“ What’s your problem? ”

“ There is NOTHING for you to worry about. ”

“ You know I love you. ”

“ What are you talking about! ”

Ladynoir Fic Idea

So Ladybug and Chat noir are on patrol, and take a break on the rooftop.

Chat noir brings up an interesting topic.

“I know we agreed to keep our Identities a secret, but I have a question for you?”

Ladybug looks at the cat and shrugs.

“Alright, what is the question?”

“Is their anyone who you would like me to be, you know, under the mask? Is their someone you know that you would want my secret identity to be?”

Ladybug looked perplexed by the question, unsure of what to say. She had never really thought about his identity that way. She always thought she would just know chat noir when she would see him. Was their someone she would want to be under the mask?

If she had to pick someone, probably Adrien. It would be amazing to find out that her crush was the one flirting with her, but then again, she would likely die from shock.

“I don’t think I could imagine anyone I know as you.” Ladybug chuckled.

Chat noir smirked.

“I am one of a kind.”

“What about you kitty? Is their someone you know that you would like to be under this mask?” Ladybug asked with an intrigue.

“Well My lady, I am sure I would still long for you regardless of who you are under the mask. But If I had to pick someone to be under it… Do you remember the time we fought the Evilustrator?”

“I remember…” Ladybug answered, wondering where the cat hero was going with that question.

Chat noir took  a moment to word what he was about to say correctly, he didnt want to give ladybug the wrong idea, what if she didn’t like Marinette. But that was impossible, only person that didnt like Marinette was chloe, and chat was 100% sure and (relieved) that ladybug wasn’t chloe.

“Well… Not to say that you are not my number one, but that girl you had me watch over, the Dupain baker’s daughter…”

“Marinette?”

“Yeah.”

Ladybug looked away. Chat noir thought he had offended her. Maybe he was stupid to bring up the topic. Unaware of the fact that ladybug’s cheeks were redder then her costume

This episode’s old and has been mentioned before, but after Lance comes out of the healing pod he starts flirting with Allura 

And then you see Keith after, while everyone just looks done/tired with Lance, he literally just looks jealous and pissed off saying: “Classic.”

But if you think about it, Keith is probably annoyed that Lance doesn’t realize that they just had a “bonding moment” and then to make it even worse Lance completely forgets about the bonding moment…LOL I just feel so bad for Keith here.

He’s probably so stressed out because everyone else is getting all the love and Lance doesn’t even remember that he defended him against Zendak and “bonded” with him too. 

(And to make it even worse he was so impatient waiting for Lance to heal because he probably thought: “Hey, we had a moment, maybe we’re friends, I actually kinda care about him and his well-being now.” But then Lance just comes out and doesn’t even acknowledge Keith and it’s actually really sad?)

(Look how excited he was when Lance comes out, Keith barely ever smiles!)

This just makes me feel really bad for Keith because he’s probably not used to having connections/moments with people like he did with Lance, so he probably felt really horrible when Lance forgot. 

He really valued that bonding moment…He’s not even real and I just wanna give him a hug tbh.