look at the flawless being!

k but whatever you do don’t think about iwa just staring at oikawa and being like “i want to fuck up your hair” and oikawa’s like ??? is this a sex thing or??? 

but no, iwa just sits down with a bunch of bobby pins and rubber bands and makes oikawa’s hair look utterly ridiculous and he’s fucking giggling the whole time too and oikawa’s just sitting there like ???? what is going on ???? and at the end iwa just stops and stares at him with the goopiest smile

and he’s like, fake sighing and like “i was hoping if you didn’t have all that nice hair you’d finally look as dumb as your personality, but…” and he squishes oikawa’s face into the weirdest face while shaking his head very seriously “… you’re cute whatever i do”

and then he bursts out laughing and kisses oikawa’s nose gently

oikawa is still so bewildered but he’s like “this is the cutest thing that’s ever happened to me” and lets iwa take a picture of him looking like a dipshit with his hair in shambles

Date in a Box

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Genre: Fluff. So much fluff. 

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Originally posted by jnjk-pkjm

He called and you came running.

Knock Knock.

The door swings open; a boy dressed in a white shirt, blue jeans and timberlands greets you with frightened doe-eyes. “Are you-”

“Yes I am.” You push your way in, not having enough time to slip off your shoes politely. You take one quick scan of his apartment. “How much time do we have?”

“She’s coming in five minutes.” He says in alarm, scrambling to look at the clock.

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CAN WE TAKE A MOMENT TO LOOK AT

AKAASHI FUCKING KEIJI LOOKING FLAWLESS AND JUST CASUALLY BEING A MODEL DAMN U KOUSEI MY HEART HURTS

LEV FUCKING HAIBA, THE CUTEST AND LANKIEST RUSSIAN, HE EVEN HAS THE TYPICAL EXCITED LEV EXPRESSION, NOAH UR GORGEOUS

OUR GIRLS LOOKING BEAUTIFUL, SAEKO LOOKING LIKE THE FACE OF VOGUE, YACHI LOOKING LIKE THE CUTEST BEAN TO EXIST, KIYOKO FUCKING SHIMIZU LOOKING LIKE THE MODEL SHE IS

KUROO TETSUROU CAN FUCKING CHOKE ME WITH HIS THIGHS, NOTHING NEW HERE, HES JUST AS GORGEOUS

IM ALREADY WARMING UP TO THE NEW KAGS AND NOYA, THEY LOOK SPOT ON. YUUTO LOOKS SO ADORABLE AND NOYA LIKE, KAGS LOOKS GORGEOUS AS FUCK LOOK AT EM CALVES YES BOY WORK IT

THE NEW FUKURODANI ADDITIONS, THEY ALL LOOK SO FITTING. A FUCKING MILLION KUDOS TO THE COSTUME AND MAKEUP DESIGNER

HOLY FUCKING SHIT AKITERU MY BOY UR HOT AS SIN HMU

THE REST OF NEKOMA AND KARASUNO LOOKING AMAZING AS ALWAYS??? KENMA OH MY GOD MY HEART CANNOT HANDLE, TSUKKI CHILL,, ENNO SMILE A BIT WONT YA

FUCKINF BOKUTO KOUTAROU WITH THE MOTHERFUCKIFN KNEEPADS AND THE EXCITED BOKUTO EXPRESSION IM DEAD, I HAVE ASCENDED TO HEAVEN, KOUKI IS SO FUCKING PRETTY HONESTLY, IM SO FUCKINF HYPED FOR THIS STAGE PLAY YALL DONT EVEN UNDERSTAND

Random text HCs for the YOI Future!Verse ABO AU - Kids 01

Exactly as stated. Self-indulgent rambling headcanons around themes/questions on the OC kids of the YOI Future!Verse ABO AU. Some of this may be when they are a bit older.

New to the AU? Basics here, rest of the posts HERE.

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Protect You (Hotch X Reader)

Originally posted by prettyboygoobler

Title: Protect You (Hotch X Reader)

Request:  Hey :) Can you write something about being Hotchs pregnant wife, and he gets super overprotective of you or something or other? Maybe because he was just on a case involving pregnant women or something? super cute and fluffy if you can? Love your work btw J

Pairing: Hotch X Reader

Triggers/Warnings: Fluff, Little smut, Mentions of violence

Words: 571

A/N: Thank you babes! Hope you enjoy! I loved writing this one! Keep em’ coming! Xoxo

(HOTCH POV)

He held his face in his hands, cringing at the memories of the case. That woman. That poor, innocent pregnant woman. He was almost tearing up at the thought. What if Jack had never gotten to live his life? What if the woman he loved was taken away from him?

You. You were all he could think about during work, all day, every day since he met you. Hotch constantly wanted to pick up the phone and call you, to make sure you were okay. You would always assure him that you’re pretty tough and can manage while being alone and pregnant. You couldn’t work nowadays because you were 7 months in, so you mostly lounged around the house, with the occasional trip to the store.

Hotch was worried sick about you, only for the reason that he couldn’t bear to think about you in that woman’s position. He leapt to his feet, stumbling to grab his belongings and rushed out the door to his car.

(READER POV)

You groaned, flicking through the channels, trying to find something decent to watch. The last thing you wanted to do is watch the news, after hearing about the case your husband was on. Giving up, you pushed the OFF button and tossed the remote to the opposite side of the couch. Your eyelids fluttered as you felt your exhausted self drift off to sleep.

-

BAM! The slamming of the front door woke you instantly and a wave of fear washed over you as you pushed yourself in the corner of the couch, clutching a pillow.

“Y/N?” Your husband Aaron asked quietly, his voice bouncing off the walls and into your ears.

You sighed of relief, “In here babe.”

He appeared in the entrance to the living room, looking sweaty and just a worried mess. Hotch rushed towards you and sat himself on the couch next to you.

You sat up with a smile and leaned into him as he wrapped his strong arms around your pregnant belly. His hot breath against your neck sent a shiver through your spine.

“I love you Y/N,” he mumbled into your hair. “I’m never going to let you go, you’re mine. I just love you so much.” He began to plant soft kisses onto the crook of your neck and went higher, his lips pressing onto your jawline and then your cheek.

You bit your lip, trying not to moan, “I love you too Aaron.” You smiled as you heard him chuckle, realizing he was turning you on. “Sorry Y/N, maybe another time,” he joked as you groaned in frustration.

He picked up your left hand and brought it to his lips, kissing it lightly. “Only you could look flawless while being pregnant,” he smirked as you rolled your eyes and rested your head on his shoulder, tightly gripping his hand. You smiled to yourself, knowing how much Hotch loved you.

Although the weather in Washington looks headed toward a near-flawless summer night, an obvious and immovable shadow is being cast over Thursday night’s Congressional Baseball Game — a tradition that began more than a century ago.

Rep. Steve Scalise, the third highest-ranking Republican in the House of Representatives, is still in critical condition after undergoing his third surgery Thursday morning as a result of a gunshot wound to his hip. He was one of five people wounded Wednesday in an attack on a Republican team practice in Virginia.

The FBI says the shooter, 66-year-old James Hodgkinson, was killed by police.

Since the shooting, members of Congress have spoken about a need for unity, at a time when polarization seems to be at an all-time high. The 59th annual baseball game, played at Nationals Park in southeast Washington, looks to be a place where members can show it.

‘We Will Not Give In To Fear’: Congress Is Still Ready To Play Ball

Photo: Greg Fiume/Getty Images

cottoncandyfrizz  asked:

aaah requests are open!! can i ask for the rfa + v/unknown and their reactions when it's time to remove the wedding garter in their reception?? thank youu (*/_\)

Yoosung

  • HIS PARENTS ARE THERE
  • MC’S PARENTS ARE THERE
  • “CAN’T WE JUST CELEBRATE HOLY MATRIMONY IN A NON SEXUAL WAY”
  • stop bullshitting yoosung he’s such a prude about this n is like… physically incapable he’s so red he’s sweating his hands are clammy arms spaghetti
  • he’s not ok he looks literally like he’s choking on food 
  • he needs like a giant swig of jack to finally be able to
  • *inhales* BOI he bout to do it and he has dove under the giant fluffy dress 
  • he bumps into mc’s knee and everyone hears a rlly loud “ow” 
  • okay but THAT UNDERWEAR ISN’T APPROPRIATE FOR A WEDDING EVENT
  • please don’t get a boner please don’t get a boner please don’t get a boner
  • he has made contact with the garter
  • he has now bitten the garter and lowkey accidentally bit mc
  • surprisingly he gets it off rllllly fast and he’s sweatin and drunk and he’s all “I GOT IT!!!!” and basically zen and seven lift him into the air 
  • our boy is finally a MAN

Zen

  • it’s his favorite part
  • he’s been waitin for this oh m an he keeps asking seven when it’s time to remove the garter
  • he just loves being a little showy shit he lives and dies for it tbh, after all he is a musical actor
  • he’ll do it provocatively and still look like a god even though his hair gets messed up under MC’s dress
  • every single girl holl e r s when it’s time to remove the garter 
  • jumin is unimpressed by zen’s flashy display of affection and it definitely ain’t appropriate for a wedding
  • he does it tauntingly slow and everyone freaks out but his movements are so smooth and so perfect everyone is just really mad because zen looks perfect doing anything tbqh
  • when he pulls out the garter he raises it with a clenched fist like he’s won some sort of trophy
  • the photos will literally be on every website by the next day who looks so flawless after being under a dress????

Jumin

  • is rlly private and doesn’t want to do it but after mc begs (aka asks very politely because jumin would commit murder for mc) he is willing
  • he’s very graceful doing it too but in a lot more formal way in comparison to zen doing it
  • he treats it like an obligatory thing and he’s very happy to marry mc but is this necessary
  • why do commoners engage in this type of crudeness???????
  • but to mc’s sweet request he purposely drags his teeth along mc’s skin to let them know whats happening later
  • leaves little kisses between their thighs just to be funny, since he’s already doing something wildly ridiculous
  • once he gets ahold of the garter he’s a little frustrated by the lack of space but after the second try he gets it done
  • he’s rlly embarrassed n he looks calm af but afterwards he whispers in mc’s ear and they’re expecting some freaky shit or whateva but he’s just like
  • “did i do ok”

Jaehee

  • she wouldn’t she can’t she doesn’t waNT TO but
  • this is inescapable 
  • she does it hesitantly and is surpisingly very gentle 
  • so gentle that mc doesn’t even remember that there’s someone literally under their dress
  • jaehee is rlly frustrated like “do i have to use my teeth” yes baehee come on
  • she gets it after like a long amount of time of trying poor babe she’s so red and kinda embarrassed but she’s so cu t e and mc gives her a lil kiss just to be sweet and be like hey,,, bub u did good
  • it’s on recording and everyone always spams the rfa chat with it it’s so funny and jaehee gets so MAD
  • like she doesn’t want to remember it even tho she was literally under mc’s dress it was so weird to do it in front of mc’s pARENTS AND
  • ESPECIALLY ALL OF JAEHEE’S RELATIVES
  • probably throws hands at seven afterwards for even mentioning the idea (i like to think seven is involved in all of this because come on. he would. he would honestly have a hand in having all of these scenarios happen.)

Saeyoung

  • HOOOOOOOOOOO shit SON he’s been preparing and practicing grabbing things with his teeth since the wedding was announced
  • ya boi seven was ready to dive in that giant fluffball dress he’s been ready since he was born he’s so lit at weddings and at his own?? biiiitch
  • he’s the one that literally takes the mic and goes “OKAY SO TIME FOR THE GARTER”
  • he’s so excited he didn’t even practice his vows this much
  • seven gets in there so fast it’s actually frightening and he pulls it out within like 3 seconds how does he do that
  • he, too, raises the garter in the air like a true #champion 
  • this is not what mc expected like he got in and got so quick why did this amuse him so much
  • he just finds this part the cutest and afterwards gives mc the cutest kiss on the cheek 
  • probably gets it timed and submits it to guinness or something so he can have the world record for fastest garter removal
  • he always remembers that part of the wedding the most

Saeran

  • he’s a complaining little baby he’s just like “what’s the POINT of this”
  • he whines and moans about it and hopes everyone forgets at the reception and just is a crybaby until mc pulls the puppy eyes
  • oh boy he melts and is suddenly willing
  • still grudgingly, but now willing 
  • he’s really awkward and bumps everywhere and is confused and lost inside the dress
  • he was up in that bih like a tampon but he’s so confused and grumpy and frustrated but once he finds it he’s like “thank GOd”
  • but then he moves like one inch and this fucking dress is going to kill him he’s so mad at an inanimate object 
  • like why did they pay so much for this giant fluffy dress this fluffy dress needs a map installed under it for him he’s just grumbling the whole time under there and it takes him the longest out of everyone l m a o 
  • once he locates it again he nearly rips it taking it off mc
  • and then when he comes out from under there he’s sweating and red and the suit is very stuffy while everyone congratulates him

V

  • dat boi v is blind so this will take years. why did ya do this to him. 
  • seven refuses to let him use his hands still but he’s at such an advantage how could u do this
  • of course v doesn’t complain he didn’t even talk about when his ex turned into a crazy cult leader so he doesn’t have an opinion about the garter removal
  • on the inside he’s pretty hesitant 
  • really??? gentle??? he kind of uses his face to find his way around and accidentally bumps into mc’s pelvic bone poor boy 
  • he’s so lost under there!!! something help him!!!
  • once seven is like “okay fiiine i mean i GUESS u can use ur hands” he’s got the softest touch tracing mc’s legs and he uses both 
  • sneaky bastard grazes mc’s inner thighs just to be extra even though he’s already located the garter
  • pulls it out with his teeth and comes out victorious
  • he’s so cute with his ruffled teal hair and he’s got the cutest small grin on his face that mc takes note of and just  
  • how does anyone hate v
Batman Villains and their Favorite Memes
  • Edward Nygma: He whole-heartedly and unironically hates minions with a fiery passion. It's the source of many fights with Harley and Jervis. He also collects Rare Pepes.
  • Bane: Just...just DO IT! Break Batman's back! Rule Gotham! DONT LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS
  • Jonathan Crane: he INVENTED the gothic meme, don't even tell me otherwise. It creeps the other inmates out when he reads them out loud, mainly bc he does so in the dead of night.
  • Killer Croc: Arkham is calm (enough), until, out of nowhere, Croc runs into the room roaring "John CENAAAAAA"
  • Ivy: "Why the fuck you lyin?" meme. In particular, whenever the Joker says anything. She has the audio saved on Harley's phone and plays it while he talks. She's also a fan of the "gal pal" meme for obvious reasons.
  • Deadshot: he likes a lot of memes, especially "mmmm watcha say", but it's still hard to-
  • gun
  • Harley: "What are THOOSE?" Literally nowhere is safe. Sometimes she combines it with her old favorite meme, the dress meme, for terrifying "what color are THOOOSE?" results. She's always a slut for good memes
  • Joker: There's nothing like a good old-fashioned Rick Roll! Especially when you use it as a countdown to piss Batsy off while he's detonating that bomb! Also the Mcfreakin lose it meme, he tries to reenact that once.
  • Râs Al Ghul: Talia, stop telling everyone he's dead.
  • Selina Kyle: "Hoe, don't do it!" bc those are often words said in her presence and it's practically about her now. She also sends the Rihanna winking gif in any situation.
  • Harvey Dent: "Breadstick" meme, whenever meeting up for deals he makes sure there's breadsticks, so if things go badly he can flip to see if he grabs the bread and runs or not. He also firmly believes in the Berenstein/Berenstain multiverse theory...or half of him does, at least.
  • Jervis Tetch: "I lo-" meme and "X and chill". "Yes Jerv, we know, you love Alice so much, you want to read Lewis Carroll and chill with her-GOD DONT DO THE LOOK"
  • Talia Al Ghul: "Bitch, where?" meme bc Talia relates to being flawless on a deep and personal level.
  • Victor Fries: You've heard of giving life back to your unconscious wife, now get ready for years of disappointment and bitterness!
  • Oswald: Penguin, there's no need to feel down, I said, Penguin, steal those birds all year round,
  • Clayface: "you're a kid you're a squid" bc he can be both a kid AND a squid