ISAK Someone left this kid here so I’m looking after him until someone comes and claims him
EVEN Awwww he’s so cute look he’s playing with colorful gears
ISAK Have u never been to this museum
EVEN I’ve never had the chance to, no
EVEN Wait someone LEFT him there??? Just like that???
ISAK Yeah parents do that kinda just push their kid in here for a couple of hours while they go shopping around
ISAK Like technically it wouldn’t be our fault if he got lost or whatever because you’re specifically not supposed to leave your children unattended but also he’s so fucking tiny I’m not just gonna let him get lost
ISAK So far all I know is that his name is Erik and he really likes dinosaurs so that’s been our topic of conversation for the past hour and a half
EVEN Okay, first of all, some people need to not have children ever, what the fuck
EVEN And second of all, you are so fucking cute it’s literally blowing my mind right now. Like, I want to kiss your face
ISAK Shut up
EVEN Actually can I show up and kiss your face
EVEN I mean I saw that coming
EVEN Is it because your ultra mega friend Julian is working today
ISAK I mean no it’s not because of that but yes he’s working
EVEN Hey say hi to him from me
EVEN Can’t I just be friendly, Valtersen?
ISAK He’s not anywhere near me rn I’ll do it later
ISAK Wait why has your day sucked major ass
EVEN School stuff. And Elias and Yousef both bailed on me because they didn’t want to see each other so now I’m going to watch this film alone
ISAK What are you watching
EVEN What happened to Monday
ISAK Ooooh wait for me to get off I’ll go with you
ISAK Yes but I ACTUALLY want to watch it Even we are not making out the entire time
EVEN Ooooh nope guess we’re tied
ISAK It’s not a vote???
EVEN Erik should be our tie breaker
ISAK I’m not asking a five year old whether or not we’re going to be making out throughout an entire film
EVEN I bet he’d say yes. He seems like a sensible guy. What’s his favorite kind of dinosaur?
ISAK His mom’s a vegetarian
EVEN See? Sensible guy
EVEN Side note, loving the fact that you know his mom’s a vegetarian