Aries: Is it the fear of simply being up so high or the fear of falling once you’re up there that unsettles you so?
Taurus: Setting fire to the sky is actually doable. Not sure why you want to, but okay.
Gemini: It’s a cold, hard thing. It’ll work out in the end, though.
Cancer: May the gods take pity on you because it seems sure as shit no one else is going to.
Leo: It isn’t that you can’t break the habit, it’s just that you don’t want to.
Libra: Stop looking for ghosts - The search is, in fact, pointless. They’ve been right beside you all along and you’ve never noticed.
Scorpio: Not taking you for an easy mark, a rug to walk on, would be beneficial to people’s health. No one ever learns, though.
Sagittarius: The witching hour has been rescheduled. It’s a last minute notification, sorry.
Capricorn: Smoke billows from the ground where you step. No fire, no ashes, just smoke.
Aquarius: Not everything should be taken as a personal insult.
Pisces: Fragments of seaglass and an unholy amount of vodka are the two things missing from your summoning circle.