look at the c o l o u r s

@feynites #uthvir would be absolutely annoyed that the auction got taken down #they’d tell thenvunin that his distractions worked tho #and that they just lost the bid because they were busy with ~him~ #not that they want to encourage his behaviour of course #certainly not

some angel food distractions because the headcanons for this au are amazing :3

BTS in a Classroom

Teacher: Yoongi, wake up! Class started 30 minutes ago!

Teacher: Namjoon, stop showing off your rapping skills! This is a C L A S S R O O M not your studio!!

Teacher: Seokjin, stop eating! Don’t give me that look, I saw you hide that bag of cookies in your desk!

Teacher: Taehyung, stop pulling poor Jimin’s hair! He might turn bald at the end of this class period!

Teacher: Hoseok OHMYGOODNESS sit down in your seat!! And don’t move for the rest of the period!! I’M WATCHING Y O U STAY VERY STILL

Teacher: Jimin, stop crying! Jin accidentally bumped into you, he wasn’t planning on attacking you in the middle of class!!

Teacher: Jungkook, stop flirting with the girls! No! They DO NOT want to see your biceps!! Nor your abs!! YOU’RE TOO YOUNG SIT BACK DOWN

Teacher: *at the end of the day* I’M EXHAUSTED PLEASE LET ME SWITCH CLASSES WITH ANOTHER TEACHER PLEASE my lifespan has shortened by twenty years lord save me

lukefonefabres  asked:

hey there, i don't know if anyone alerted you or not but this artist here copied your style and admitted to it in the tags. h t t p : / / a r l e e d r a w . t u m b l r . c o m / p o s t / 1 6 1 7 9 9 2 7 1 3 1 3

Haha, don’t worry, I’m aware, and I’m cool with it. I actually think it’s pretty neat that someone would like my minis so much that they tried to make one of their own. It’s not like anyone traced or recolored my art, so I have no problems with people trying to see if they can replicate my art style on their own.

Thank you so much for trying to look our for me, though, I appreciate it a lot. And that Arleedraw person has pretty good art. You all should check the blog out, see if it’s up your alley.

Ask Me!

A- Are you a boy or a girl?
B- Birthday date?
C- Can you do things besides write?
D- Do you speak 1+ languages?
E- Ever been to the hospital?
F- Favorite flavor? (Bitter, tangy, etc.)
G- Grades?
H- High School/Middle School/College?
I- If you were an animal, which one?
J- Jealous of anyone?
K- Known as…? (Nicknames, etc.)
L- Longest time gone w/o sleep?
M- Middle Name?
N- Number of siblings?
O- One thing you’d change in the world?
P- Person you look up to?
Q- Question you are frequently asked?
R- Rate my blog?
S- Say a random fact?
T- Tell me a random story!
U- Unique trait/quality?
V- Vision quality? ((Glasses, none, etc.))
W- What is your favorite color?
X- XRay history?
Y- Your favorite musician?
Z- Zodiac/Star Sign?

Send me an ask with any of these letters and I will try to answer them! (List made by me, give credit if used elsewhere.)


O L I C I T Y -  T H R O U G H   T H E   Y E A R S

A r r o w  1 x 13 |  2 x 13  |  3 x 13 |  4 x 13  | 5 x 13

M A S T E R   L I S T

T A E H Y U N G :

M I D N I G H T [Fluff]

Cold air, an empty swing set, Taehyung reminding you of how to smile.

03. Daybreak [Smut] 

Smut, touch, + “Let me show you how much I missed you.”

N A M J O O N :

M O R N I N G   V O I C E S   PT1 [Fluff]

Blankets, raspy voices, Namjoon kicking off Christmas the right way.

M O R N I N G   V O I C E S   PT2 [Fluff, Smut]

Continuation of Morning Voices, smut added.

E X P E N S I V E   G I R L [ CEO!Au, Smut]

Jealous Namjoon smut, a little on the rougher side.

 O F   I C E   &   F I R E (FT. KIM SEOKJIN) [Poly!Namjin, Smut]

“You are ice and fire, the touch of you burns my hands like snow.”  

Y O O N G I :

T R A D I T I O N [Fluff]

A BigHit Christmas party, exchanging glances with a boy across the room, Christmas Traditions and mistletoe.

J U N G K O O K :

  C A F E [Angst]

A little something to go along with Big Bang’s song Cafe.

  C H E R R Y   B L O S S O M S (Ft. Park Jimin) [Fluff/Mild Angst]

“And look at the cherry blossoms, their color and scent fall with them, are gone forever, yet mindlessly in the spring bloom again.” - Ikkyu

WHO  YOU  TRUST [Fluff, Suggestive Smut] NEW ⬅

Trying to beat Jungkook at a game of lasertag, and him beating you at your own game.

J I M I N :

 V I E W [Smut]

Smut. No plot, no meaning. Just Smut. Warnings: Light bondage, overstimulation and thigh riding, hint of breath play, daddy kink, and switch!Jimin.

 C H E R R Y   B L O S S O M S (Ft. Jeon Jungkook) [Fluff, mild Angst]

“And look at the cherry blossoms, their color and scent fall with them, are gone forever, yet mindlessly in the spring bloom again.” - Ikkyu

  H O T T E R [Smut] 

Trying Wax Play for the first time, and Jimin liking it a little too much.

H O S E O K :

A O R T A [Vamp!Au, Smut]   

Aorta: (a·or·ta) noun.   the main artery of the body, supplying oxygenated blood to the circulatory system.

- I C H O R [Vamp!Au, Smut] 

|| Epilogue to Aorta || Nothing tastes better than the blood of your maker. Except watching him crumble with desire beneath you.

 L I K E   T H I S [Smut] 

Dom!Hoseok, Sub!Reader, Obviously Heavy BDSM, Heavy Use of Toys, Restraints, Degradation, Spanking,  Multiple orgasms, Dry Orgasms, Dirty Talk, Heavy Praise too though don’t worry.


O F   I C E   &   F I R E (FT. KIM NAMJOON) [Poly!Namjin, Smut] 

“You are ice and fire, the touch of you burns my hands like snow.”   

Y O U R   T U R N [Smut]

Sub!Reader, Dom!Seokjin, Fingering, Dirty Talk, Skype / Video Chat Sex, Overstimulation, Mutual Masturbation

W A K I N G   D R E A M S [BTS Series]

Part One | Part Two | Part Three | Part Four | Part Five

  I. [Yoongi, Fluff]

White linoleum, White coats, and a pale boy in a hospital bed.

  II. [Yoongi, Fluff]

A late night at the studio, a mint haired boy playing the piano as you find yourself in trouble.

  III. [Yoongi, Fluff]

Racing heartbeats, a surprise of your own making.

  IV. [Namjoon, Fluff]

Namjoon’s morning favorite: A quiet coffee shop, a cup of black coffee, and you.

  V [Hoseok, Fluff

A typical night with Hoseok blooming into a not-so-typical morning

  01. The Taste, The Touch [ Yoongi x Taehyung, Fluff ]

Fluff , taste , + “Wanna taste?”

 02. Cloud Nine [ Seokjin, Fluff ]

Fluff, touch, + Trying ecstasy for the first time.

  • Nakamoto Yuta
  • “Healing Smile”
  • like when you see him smile, any pain or discomfort that you feel right now instantly vanishes
  • one time, you just had a leg operation so he visited you at the hospital
  • your leg hurts as hell like boi wtf is this
  • Yuta being Yuta, brought you fruits instead of flowers
  • “You don’t need flowers”
  • “You can’t eat them so I just thought of bringing you fruits”
  • you start eating the fruits he brought and while you’re eating, he’s just watching you
  • and you’re like “WHAT?”
  • He just giggles and smiles at you
  • then BOOM
  • the pain from your leg operation just disappeared
  • when you first met him, you thought that he’s the type of guy who doesn’t take things seriously
  • because he’s so cheerful and talkative af during breaktimes at your school
  • he’s the captain of your school’s soccer team yet you see him play soccer with the younger kids during breaktime lol Yuta
  • until you saw him one time while he was practicing soccer
  • that’s when you noticed that he REALLY takes things seriously especially his love for soccer
  • that’s why he’s so good at playing it and became the team captain because he practices really hard
  • whenever you’re sad, he’s always there to do aegyos in front of you
  • which by the way makes you cringe so hard
  • but still manages to get you laugh and lessen all your worries
  • you also know about his dreams of becoming an idol
  • and you support him with it
  • so you let him leave, allowing him to pursue his dream
  • you are aware that it wouldn’t be easy
  • but never thought that it would be this DIFFICULT
  • if before you guys would talk for hours on the phone, now that they’ve debuted, you guys only get 10 minutes to talk with each other
  • sometimes, there’s an additional 20 minutes to it if you guys were lucky
  • until those calls suddenly stopped
  • “Nakamoto Yuta is currently unavailable right now. Please just leave a message right after the tone.” -BeeeEEEEeeep-
  • From “One Call Away” to “We Don’t Talk Anymore” real quick #CharliePuthZoned ok i’m such a horrible person i’m sorry hahahaha no i’m not hahahahahahaha
  • Your situation would be somehow similar to Jaehyun
  • except that the fans both love you guys
  • Only Yuta knows about the company not being in favour of your relationship
  • so the company asks him to break up with you
  • “They really said that?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!” - Hansol
  • “That’s such a foul move.” - Johnny
  • “It definitely is a foul move.” - Taeyong
  • “You guys can still date secretly. Chill out.” - Haechan
  • “Haechan, I think you’re forgetting the fact that we’re not trainees anymore.” - Yuta
  • “But (y/n) noona is really fun to be with. I wish there’s a way out of this.” - Mark
  • “Tell the company that you got her pregnant.” - Jaehyun
  • *insert the members facepalming themselves*
  • lol Jaehyun no… just no
  • yes they did give him a death glare
  • “That’s supposed to be my line Jaehyun. Jfc.” - Ten
  • The members tried to give him suggestions on how to make this easy
  • but they only ended up giving him useless and dumb suggestions
  • and that’s when they realized that it will never be easy no matter what
  • Yuta texted you that he has one week off from his work
  • you felt very excited because this means that you guys would be spending so much time together
  • but Yuta didn’t feel the same way
  • for him, it’s like a countdown towards doomsday
  • though he never let it show what’s really bothering him because oh look how beautiful and relieving his smile is
  • problems? where?
  • what is even a PROBLEM?
  • DAY 1: Yuta took you to the Korean stationery shops
  • He helped you choosing which calligraphy pens you need for your project even though they’re just the same colour but different brand.
  • He even told you “I hope you’ll use those pens when you write your love letter for me at our anniversary” yuta’s_healing_smile.jpg
  • DAY 2: He took you to your favourite Korean restaurant
  • He lets you order any food that you want but when he noticed that you only mostly ordered meat he frowns
  • “Hey, it’s not fair that you’re the only one who’s gonna eat meat”
  • “Eat some vegetables too”
  • And when you protest, he shoves a spoonful of vegetables into your mouth
  • “I just want you to be healthy that’s why I’m making you eat veggies too. I don’t want you getting sick. Who will be my food buddy once you got sick?” then he wipes away the leftover sauce on your lips
  • DAY 3: He took you out to get some bubbletea
  • Even though it’s freezing cold, you guys still got those cold bubbletea drinks you guys are weird
  • “Hey Yuta, you want to try my purple taro?”
  • “Sure”
  • But instead of tasting it through the plastic straw, he tastes it through your lips
  • and guuuuuurl, he’s a great kisser
  • DAY 4: He took you to the movies
  • He cried when the dog died
  • but he bawled his eyes out the most when the guy and the girl from the same movie broke up wow affected much
  • he cried so loud that the people inside the theatre told him to shut up and fuck off
  • so you guys didn’t end up finishing the movie and just left
  • “Omg Yuta, I’ve never seen you cry over something fictional”
  • He suddenly hugs you tight
  • “Jagiya, always remember that I love you so much, okay?”
  • “What is wrong with you Yuta? Why are you being like this all of a sudden?”
  • “Jagiya, just promise me that you’ll always remember how much I love you, okay? Don’t ever forget that, no matter what happens.”
  • DAY 5: He took you to Lotte World Ice Rink
  • You don’t even know how to skate but it didn’t matter because Yuta was there to help you
  • He would occasionally laugh at you slipping on the ice but mostly, his hands would either be holding your hands or your waist
  • which results for him to hug you a lot
  • “Yuta, how can I even skate if you’re hugging me like this?”
  • “It’s cold jagiya. Let me warm up at least.”
  • “Of course it’s gonna be cold. We’re inside an ice skating rink!”
  • On that same day, he also took you to Sky Rose Garden
  • “Woooooooow! Look at how beautiful these roses are, Yuta!”
  • “But they’re not as beautiful as you.” - Yuta
  • yaaaaaaaas boi that’s how you do it
  • you blush with what he said then he cups your face and kisses you on the lips
  • DAY 6: He took you to N Seoul Tower
  • “Why’d you bring a lock?”
  • He doesn’t answer you and just writes both of your names on the lock
  • underneath your names, he wrote: “If life won’t let us be together for now, then love will find a way to make us stay together for a lifetime in the future.”
  • this is heartbreaking Yuta why
  • stop it
  • anywayyyy…
  • you blushed a hell lot when you read what he wrote
  • your heart skipped a beat when both of you placed the lock on
  • Yuta kept the key but he said that he’s gonna leave it at the Postbox of Love so that no one finds the key for your lock.
  • DAY 7: You guys went to Yeojwacheon Stream
  • You guys just took a stroll there and kept taking pictures of each other
  • You were a little bit sad because it’s your last day of being together and after this, he’s going back to work again
  • Yuta, on the other hand, is feeling way worse
  • He’s having conflicted emotions
  • He wants to stay with you forever but he couldn’t because he has a career that he wanted to protect too
  • So he decided to do it tomorrow
  • and let you guys have your last moment as a couple
  • That evening, he cried when you guys stopped by the bridge
  • “What’s wrong?”
  • “I’m just gonna miss you so much.”
  • Then without any further ado, he kisses you again on the lips
  • but you noticed something different with his kisses
  • they were full of desperation though you didn’t mind it that much anyway
  • He whispers to you: “I love you (y/n)… gosh, I love you so much.”
  • “I love you too.”
  • dO YOU heAR ThAT?!?!?!
  • tHAT’S thE SounD OF MY HEArt BREAKing…
  • The next day, after they had a tv guesting, he asked if you guys could meet up again
  • He says that he has something to tell you
  • He went to your house looking all sullen
  • You noticed it immediately but you just waited for him to tell you what’s wrong
  • “Let’s break up”
  • You blinked twice, trying to process what he just told you
  • “I-It’s cold out here. Do you want to come inside first for a warm tea?”
  • You hoped that he would reject it but a part of you wishes that he would accept your offer
  • “I’m sorry”
  • “So I guess this is it, huh?” You tried not to cry but you start tearing up anyway
  • He nods and looks at you directly which broke you guys even more
  • “Before I let you go, may I know the reason why you’re breaking up with me?”
  • He sighs, “It’s not just gonna work out. I’m too busy. I… I can’t fulfill my duties and responsibilities towards you.”
  • “I don’t want to be unfair to you”
  • “You deserve better”
  • “Please try to be happy without me” then he left
  • Y O U   D I D   N O T   S T O P   C R Y I N G    A B O U T   I T    U N T I L  7   D  A   Y   S    L A T E R
  • You didn’t know this but three days after your break up with him, he went back to all of the places that you guys had gone together
  • He even went to N Seoul Tower and tried to take off your lock
  • yes he kept the key he didn’t leave it at the Postbox of Love
  • he failed at taking off the lock and just burst out crying
  • the members got worried because he didn’t rehearse with them for a couple of days due to him catching a flu
  • Hansol texted you and said that Yuta is sick so you went to their dorm
  • When you got there, he was sleeping
  • so you asked help from Taeyong and Jaehyun to prepare a meal for him and the other members
  • just as you guys finished cooking, Yuta woke up
  • you brought the soup that you made under Taeyong’s supervision of course to Yuta
  • he was actually surprised and confused that you’re still here
  • you guys talked casually and laughed like nothing bad happened
  • the same kind of chemistry is still there
  • “I still don’t get why we broke up”
  • “I mean, you are the best boyfriend I could ever have.”
  • You were about to cry again and looked at him in the eye, “Am I ugly Yuta?”
  • “Am I exchangeable?”
  • “No, that’s not it (y/n)”
  • “THEN WHY?!”
  • He couldn’t take it anymore and just told you everything from the fact that the company disapproves of your relationship to the day when they asked him to break up with you.
  • you felt relieved that somehow he told you the truth but you wished he could’ve told you sooner so you guys could take some proper measures for it together
  • when he was a lot better, you guys talked to the company and tried to convince them
  • and luckily, they approved it already
  • as long as it doesn’t interfere with Yuta’s obligations to his group
  • Both of you told the other members about this
  • “So can I hold your hand again?”
  • You just smiled and intertwine your hand with his
  • “My cheeks are burning”
  • He looks around to see if anyone was looking at the two of you and when he notices that no one’s watching he plants a quick but passionate kiss on your lips
  • everyday you watch him on his rehearsals
  • even on their live shows
  • you even went to one of their fansigns
  • Yuta smiled like there was no tomorrow
  • it’s because he always knew that you were one of his reasons why he loves his work so much
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“I’m not as weak as I make it seem Dan.”

“Do you want to know why?”

B E C A U S E Y O U N E V E R W E R E T H E O N E I N C O N T R O L .

“… I’m not letting it happen. Not again….”


Virus!Phan AU belongs to the lovely maddox-rider check her out!

Im so proud of this, it looks hella cool in my opinion and it’s one of the first things I’ve coloured with actual quality markers - even tho it’s mostly black lmao

I also have a Drawing Amino btw, I feel more comfortable posting things there, my username is the same as here The Awkward Codex so feel free to check out what I posted there it’s a fun app ^__^

Now Imma finally go start watching Yuri on Ice ciao you lovely trash bags~