look at the backing dancers tho

BTS reactions to you doing yoga with your cat

Requested by @-happytbh-

A/N: this is just such a cute idea; i screaaaam -amelia


He wanted to treat you to breakfast in bed but you’re already up and doing yoga instead? He tries to scare you by popping up in your field of vision but your cat gives him away…. darn it! He laughs at the pair of you, your smug lil’ kitty and your amused expression. He decides to join in on the fun ‘accidentally’ bumping into you and making faces at your cat.

Originally posted by unicornrulerofnarnia


Smiles. Instant smiles. Watches you for a second but before you notice he’s been staring he announces himself with a cough. He walks in, steals the cat from beside you and speeds out of the room. You continue on with your regimen but you’re a little sad your cat isn’t there supporting you through the hard times. Later you find them napping on the couch..

Originally posted by yoo-ngie


Oh maaaaan. He’s so frickin’ pumped to see what he’s seeing. Yoga is the one thing you do that he cannot for the life of him replicate. Even tho he’s a dancer all he can do for extended periods of time is the downward dog… So he grabs your cat who’s watching you and places him on your back. You start cursing at him but it’s so funny he just laughs through your screams.

Originally posted by minsecretsoul


He walks in on you trying to get your cat into the meditation pose. You know it can’t possibly happen because of the way cats are built but it’s just such a cute concept you have to try. He shows you the widest smile from the doorway when you look up and see him there. His eyes squished tight together and dimples appearing on his cheeks. He loves you and your stupid cat.

Originally posted by minsnuggles


This is the cutest thing he’s ever seen. Your cat is stretched out underneath you as you effortlessly stretch out your limbs. Jimin doesn’t know how he got so lucky. To be able to walk into a room and have this view, a blessing. He sneaks up behind you pulling you into a hug. He wants to be cute and cuddly but you make him do the yoga with you and he ends up playing with the cat for most of it, he’s in the cute m00d now.

Originally posted by xcrazyfangirlx


Your interactions with your cat are his fav. He makes such a big deal about every little thing involving the cat. Like you pet the cat, Tae screams. You feed the cat, he swoons. Like everything you do has snatched him. He thinks y/n + cat = THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD. He walks in, can’t help but freak out this is just not what he was expecting to see and he really likes it. He’s downplaying it though because he thinks you’ll never do it again. So less freak out but inside he’s maxed out.

Originally posted by xtaexhyungx


Will not bat an eyelash. He’s not surprised by you doing weird things with that cat, that’s your job. What he’s more excited about is the yoga happening in here. He’s getting out his shake weights, preparing to do some good ol’ lunges and shit. YOGA XTREME he  likes to call it, but it’s just scaring you and the cat so you relocate by ‘going to the bathroom’, Kook has no clue.

Originally posted by dabbingjungkookie

Introduction to; BTS!

Disclaimer; This is my first time doing an ‘introduction’ to a group post, so I hope you enjoy it and if you don’t already know who BTS is, I hope it helps a lot!

Meet BTS // Bangtan Boys // 방탄소년단! (Bangtan Sonyeondan - Bulletproof Boy Scouts)

(Back row, left to right; Jungkook, RapMonster, J-HOPE, Jin)

(Front Row, left to right; V, Suga, Jimin)

BTS are a 7 member boy group under BigHit Entertainment. They first debuted on June 13 2013 with their debut single No More Dream (we’ll get into their songs and MV’s later so bare with!) BTS fandom name is A.R.M.Y ( Adorable Representative M.C for Youth)

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Joker Imagine - Project 6277 *part 3*

This is from a book I wrote but deleted btw**

Originally posted by fotokopicibierkek

Your P.O.V.

My heart was all the way up in my throat as I walked into the club. The time had flown quickly and I felt rushed to get dressed in my blue flannel, my vest and jeans. Before I realized it, I was at work. My eyes scanned the big building that was bright for a change. Everyone was cleaning a little bit and walking around in their working clothes. The dancers were practising movements at the poles and then the henchmen stood around the VIP area silently. Some of them were glancing at me suspiciously. Also the dancers ignored me, even tho usually they would come up and talk to me. Weird..

Suddenly Rick’s voice made me look at my left. “Girl you’ve got some explaining to do” He whisper-yelled at me. Then he grabbed my arm and pulled be back outside. It was raining, but we were standing so close to the door that the cold rain couldn’t reach us from the streets. “What on earth were you doing yesterday?” Rick asked me worriedly and I knew exactly what he meant. I looked into his eyes that were squinted and full of worry. Probably for me. “I have absolutely no idea. I’m kinda nervous to work tonight” I admitted and then pulled my sleeve. Rick ran his hand through his hair. He was a good friend of mine and he was really scared for my sake. Joker wasn’t anyone to mess around with. Neither a person to talk to once and never again.

“Y/N” I heard a familiar voice. The same henchman was standing by the door and he had the same sunglasses on. Rick stared at him and then at me. WIthout changing words he understood. “Boss isn’t here yet, but he told us to get you” He told me blankly. “Okay” I whispered, being way too scared to speak clearly. Rick’s lips parted, but nothing came out. We changed looks and then we got inside. Rick stayed by the big bar as I followed the armed man to a place I have never been to.

We walked through the VIP area and past the door to the small private club. It got darker and I noticed more henchmen.Then we stopped in front of an elevator that was close to the backdoor. It was a little strange, but I got inside. The man pressed the biggest number and then we moved up. I looked out of the elevator that had a small window. I saw Gotham getting bigger as we got higher. It was raining even more. Then in the distance I saw a red car speeding towards the club. The elevator stopped and we continued walking. The floor was black and the walls were deep purple. Then I saw big doors that were opened by two armed men with similar clothes. My heart was beating my chest painfully, but I forced myself to move. “Sit down”, the man demanded a little harshly. We were on the highest level of the club that was very mysterious. No one was allowed up here without a good reason. It made me even more nervous.

So I sat on a grey chair and stared at a black door that probably led to Joker’s office. The henchman stood next to me silently and I didn’t really want to start talking. I felt like he had orders to shut up unless there was something important to say.  Meanwhile as I waited here like a prey stuck waiting to get free.  There were paintings on the walls and one was of people playing a card game. It reminded me of Vegas. I sighed and saw a plant. At least some colour.

The silence was replaced by footsteps. My muscles stiffened and I stared at the big doors that opened. First I saw Joker himself leading a small group of his henchmen. My breath got stuck in my throat. This time Mr. J looked angry. He was frowning angrily and his eyes seemed darker. But as he saw me, he stopped and so did his henchmen. “Oh look at you” he smiled widely so I could see his grillz. Then he looked at his henchmen and pointed back. They all walked away without saying a word. “Good girl. I thought you wouldn’t come” He admitted and shut the big doors. “Well it wouldn’t be smart not to” I tried to answer somewhat calmly, but it was obvious that I was nervous again.

Suddenly he opened the door and I saw a dark room. “Ladies first” He spoke softly and then I stood up. I was hesitating at first, but forced myself to walk into the room. That’s when I noticed natural lights. Joker walked in and shut the door. All I could see was desk in front of a huge window that showed us a big part of the city. It was gorgeous to see. All those buildings spreading far across land. Joker turned on the lights and that’s when I got a little confused. There was a mannequin  on the right side of the desk with clothes on. The mannequin had a light blue top and above it a black corset that highlighted the chest very well. It also had a rainbow tutu and a white skirt above it. I noticed black pantyhoses and red shoes.

But I didn’t stare too long. I moved my eyes to Mr. J who was in front of the big window, facing me with his back. His hands were also behind his back and that’s when I noticed that he had a wine red jacket on paired with black pants. “Do you know why you’re up here dollface?” He questioned me with a raspy voice. “I don’t” I replied shortly, but surely. He turned around with a smile. His green hair was put neatly, but I saw splatters on blood on his shirt and his chest. It made my gut twist because I knew he had probably shot someone before this. He didn’t speak. Instead he made a hand gesture for me to come there. I walked up to him from the right side of the desk until I was standing right in front of him.

“You’re very beautiful” He whispered softly and touched my hair. It was a little weird, but I didn’t mind. I watched as he looked at my hair with his icy blue eyes that the light made look even brighter. Joker held my hair up and then walked behind me. My body felt weird and I was a little anxious. But he did something. It felt like he put my hair up in a ponytail. Then he let go and my guess was right. He walked back in front of me with a proud look upon his face. “Perfect” He let me know which made me blush so I looked at my hands. Suddenly my hands were interesting. I was a little shy so I didn’t dare to look up at him.

“What do you think of Batman?” He asked me out of the blue. Batman? My lips parted and I stared at Joker in confusion. “I don’t know..he never smiles” I just blurted something out. I felt like I was supposed so say something negative since they’re enemies and all, but I was too confused to think straight. “He’s such a sad piece of shit so he never smiles” Joker giggled quietly. Then he leaned closer to me and looked at my face closely. It made me feel bare that he came so close. Once again he ran his finger across my face in a smile motion. “What would you..do for me?” Joker got strange. His irises turned bigger and he started breathing heavier. My heart felt so heavy after pumping so much blood, but now I was scared. My heart would probably stop beating because it was going so hard.

“W-what do you mean?” I stuttered nervously and tried to keep my cool. Joker put his hand on my face and gently made me look up at him by squeezing my jaw. My own breath got quicker and it was obvious that he made me this nervous and scared. “Oh dollface I have a nice plan for you” His lips curved into a psychotic smile.I nearly gulped, but I forced myself not to. Then his other hand touched my lower back. He pushed me closer to him so our chests were touching. It’s like we were hugging, but instead of me wrapping my arms around him, they were between our bodies. Joker’s head lowered and I felt his mouth right next to my ear.

“I think we to should go on a ride, huh?” He whispered darkly. He started to really scare me now. My eyes stung from pure fear and my bottom lip was trembling. “Aren’t you g-going to let me work?” I questioned him nervously. His scent filled my nose since we were so close. He smelled like cars and a very expensive yet sweet cologne. “Oh love..consider this your job” He just chuckled and then walked away, leaving me astonished in front of the big window. The door opened and I shook my head.

“Are you coming?” Joker asked me bluntly, as he was testing me. I just half smiled and then nervously walked up to him so we could go on that ride he was so excited for. “I-I’m scared” I admitted as we exited his office. I really wanted to go down and work with Rick. Joker was making me nervous and he wasn’t giving my heart a rest. I was terrified to be honest. If he would get angry at me, or raise his hand, I’d flinch. Daniel had ruined my life so much. He made me the shell of the person I used to be. Now I was so scared and fragile.

“You weren’t scared last night” Joker noted, but his smile was long gone. Our eyes met again. Before we could talk, the door opened and two strong henchmen walked in. Joker looked at me coldly. Suddenly the two men were standing on both of my sides and Joker gave them a small nod. Before I realized what was going on, they put their arms around me and it made me scream. “Don’t! Please..I-I-I can walk” I begged them for mercy. One of them grabbed both my arms and put them behind my back. Then the other one tied my arms with rope. Joker stood in front of me and watched me struggle.

My world was spinning and I felt my heartbeat in my throat. “D-Don’t do t-this..Please” I sobbed and that’s when my tears started spilling. I shouldn’t have stopped. Maybe I could walk by myself if I just followed Joker? “Oh love if you knew what I have in my mind, you’d run away” Joker laughed evilly. My eyes widened from raw fear. I tried to wiggle away from the men’s touch, but they were stronger. They didn’t hurt me tho. “Let me go” I sobbed and then kicked the man in front of me. He was the one with ropes. I hit his jaw and he groaned. Suddenly I froze in fear. Maybe I shouldn’t have done that.

“S-Sorry..I didn’t..I” I tried to apologize even tho I shouldn’t. Everything just brought back flashbacks of Daniel. I held my breath and watched as the man stepped right in front of me. He seemed angry and his jaw was tense. I watched in horror as his hand raised and then everything happened in slow motion. I shut my eyes and faced down. I was too scared to hurt him again because he’d hurt me worse. Then I waited for the stinging pain on my face. I was being held on place by the other man and I wasn’t even wiggling anymore.

But the pain never came. I dared to open my eyes and I saw that Joker grabbed the man’s wrist hard. “Don’t lay your hand on her unless I tell you to” He whispered deadly and it made the man pale. It surprised me how quickly Joker had noticed what was going on. “I’m sorry boss” The man tried to apologize. Joker let go and then the man lowered himself. I watched as he tied my ankles together and I simply gave up fighting against them. Knowing Joker and his henchmen, it would be utterly useless. Tears were rolling down my face and I felt like I would die soon. My head hurt and my entire body was trembling from fear. Then a couple more henchmen walked in and I noticed that one of them was holding the mannequin. “Get her in the car” Joker demanded and then I was picked up on a man’s shoulders.  There was a rope around my waist that connected my arms and ankles, so I couldn’t run off if I fell. Then we got in the elevator with Joker, three henchmen and me sobbing and crying for my life.

What on earth was happening to me?


anonymous asked:

Lmao, how to not look like a homosexual. Surround yourself with topless opposite gender dancers and say how cute they are and how marvelous the experience was dancing with them. Lmao. Oh Mila. Regardless of what's true. Straight better girl. Straight better. Lol

I think it was just a harmless picture tho. Like she wasn’t frontin… but then come to think of it, she should have also posed with her female back up dancers 😂

anonymous asked:

Hey I was wondering how it took you to learn all of Seventeen names. Because personally I'm trying to get into them and finding it very difficult except for Vernon, Woozi and Jeonghan

*I am so sorry it took me this long to answer OTL* 

Helllllo and welcome to the carat life! Luckily (or rather unluckily) I got it into Seventeen when I went on winter break so I had a whole month to get to know them with zero distractions. (Also my friend kinda got me into them but that’s a completely different story). So for me, the best way to get to know people is usually through watching shows and luckily, seventeen has seventeen project! if you haven’t watched it yet, go here for all the episodes with subs! I would also recommend watching weekly idol if you don’t have the time to watch the entirety of seventeen project.

Ok so I’m just gonna give a small run down of each of the members and how i recognized them.

S Coups aka Seungcheol is pretty easily recognizable because of his droopy puppy dog eyes  ©

But don’t be mistaken because he is also the thickest out of all them and holy fuck he is hot af, especially when he is sweaty :))))))   ©

(don’t worry that’s not all sweat :)))))) its mostly water)

Moving on to seventeen’s self proclaimed angel Jeonghan. If you don’t know, Jeonghan was born on 10.04.95 and in Korean, 1004 (cheonsa) means angel. Since you can already recognize him I’ll just leave this here and move on :D 

Next up we have Joshua aka Hong Jisoo aka dangerous church oppa. This kid is very easily recognizable because of dat aegyosal (the gigantic bags under his eyes) and kitten lips. He also has a very soft looking nose :3  ©

Isn’t he just the cutest???? and his side profile is fucking amazing like holy shit look at this perfection  ©

Also reasons why he is dangerous (at least one of my number reasons) is when he wears earrings. OMFG he used to wear earrings all the time predebut and those just get me but he has worn earrings (I’m not counting his cartilage which he wears all the time btw) twice so far since predebut and that was during DK’s graduation and their Andromeda/V app broadcast. I will now proceed to spam you with Joshua wearing earrings and killing us all because of it.

Lol so if you are still alive after seeing all that, next up is Jun, who is one of the two Chinese members. A lot of times, people say that Jun looks similar to Super Junior’s Heechul which I can kinda see but you can judge for yourself.

But besides that, I’d say Jun has sharper features. (tbh he kinda reminds me of a mouse…idk why) He is very handsome © :))))))) 

So when I first watched weekly idol the first (and only person) that really stuck to me was Hoshi because of his “what time is it?” “10:10!” introduction LOL

look at how cute he is!!! this was the moment that dragged me into seventeen OTL. but yeah Hoshi is really easy because of his eyes. if you see someone with 10:10 eyes, that’s Hoshi (btw if you didn’t know, 10:10 because his eyes are like the angle of 10:10 on an analog clock) but do not be fooled, when this kid performs, holy shit he is hot as hell

Next up we have Wonwoo who is a gorgeous being and was the second person who caught my eye within Seventeen. He kinda looks like a fox and his eyes are kinda small but at the same time not and he is just walking perfection.  ©

The worst part is, you think he looks cute here, but the minute he puts on eyeliner, say good bye to everything you hold dear because holy jesus christ he looks hella fine with smokey eyeliner.  ©

This was the day where Jeon Wonwoo made everyone and their grandmas swerve lanes

Hopefully you haven’t died yet because trust me..it doesn’t get better :))))

After that hot mess comes Woozi, Seventeen’s self proclaimed producer. Isn’t he so smol and cute??

But do not let his looks deceive you because he can and will fuck you up if needed. He is really the devil’s incarnate tbh.  ©

Lol just kidding he’s still cute when he is angry ahahaha…or am I??? I guess you will find out once you get deeper into the fandom :DDDD

Next up we have DK or Dokyum who is a literal ball of sunshine. He lights up my world like nobody else!~ LOL but actually though have you seen this kid smile? There is no other smile that is this bright so it’ll be super easy for you to remember him.  ©

Do you see how bright he is? Let’s watch it in gif format now!!

But be warned, this kid can go from sunshine to sexyshine in .01 seconds. Just look at him here, you would never believe he is the bright sunshine shown above.  ©

omfg Seokmin plzzzzzz. but yeah i hope you can recognize him at least by smile if not anything :)))))

Next up we have Kim fucking Mingyu who’s looks and personalities do not match at fucking all. While he seems to look like a tall hot model…

He’s actually just a gigantic wolf puppy (please observe his teeth, they are kinda pointy like a wolf hehehe)

Tbqh, I actually had the hardest time trying to remember his face out of everyone. In fact I only started remembering him after I learned everyone else and his face was the only one I couldn’t identify..so if you have issues trying to remember, it’s okay! You aren’t the only one haha~ Here, have some slightly sweaty Mingyu, maybe it’ll help you remember more :))))))  ©

Okay moving on to china line part 2~ The8 or Minghao looks like an actual puppy because his eyes are so big and for the most part he is a quiet kid. But be warned, he knows martial arts and is savage af. I’m not sure what the best way to describe him is though…I guess he has large almond eyes and cute round nose.  ©

he is so precious omfg  ©

Okay final three! First of the maknae line is Seventeen’s resident diva from Jeju, Boo Seungkwan! He is very easy to remember because he has a rounder kind of face (but he’s not fat, it’s just the shape of his face) Just look at this cutie ©

he is so beautiful, just look at him! (those moles omfg)  ©

diva boo judging you~  ©

Since you already know what Vernon looks like, I’ll just let you know a few things you should know about him.. As you might already know, Vernon is a halfie. His mom is white and his dad is Korean. He was born in NYC, but he moved to Korea when he was 5 so he’s actually very Korean if that makes sense. Most people expect him to be more American because he does appear more Caucasian and are very surprised when they see how cultured in Korean he is. Well that’s cause he pretty much grew up in Korea so despite his appearance, he’s about as Korean as the rest of the Korean members who were born and raised there. So yeahhhh, I’ll just leave some very nice pictures of him for you to appreciate :D  ©  ©

Okay last but not least is our precious maknae Dino~~~ (Be warned I have lots of feels for him that I shouldn’t be having considering our age gap but I can’t help it because he is so fucking talented and not enough people appreciate him and I should probably stop ranting now)

Dino has a very strong facial structure and if you see him during mansae era, he’s the one with the terrible fringe hair cut OTL But now that his hair has grown back, he looks much better (cuter and hotter gg me)  ©

just look at how strong his jawline is (i’d say its kinda squarish)

even tho Hoshi is the performance unit leader, I would have to say that Dino is the best dancer because boi he can dance so well and his facials are amazing like holy shit. this video is what made me realize how talented he is and made him my bias wrecker OTL

omfg he just wrecks my list so hard i’m crying. here have some more dancing dino

just to make you feel better, have some cutie chan~

Okay well I really I hope this helps anon! (Again I’m sorry this took so long, finding the right pictures was a longer process than I had expected OTL) If you are looking to find videos to watch, I am going to subtly link my playlist which I have added a bunch of my favorite videos of them :D

Also, Seventeen does have an ongoing reality show, so go here to watch it subbed! (Only four episodes are out right now and only three are subbed)

Please let me know if you have any more questions and thanks again for asking!!

So here’s the play by play
- Mark was supper happy like he was smiling from the time he came out. He’s also VERY pale. He has a very long neck and a LOT of teeth but in a good way lol he looks unreal to be honest. Like a little prince. He’s VERY small too. Seeing him in person and how genuinely happy he was to be there and perform made me like him even more if that’s possible. Shout out to that pink suit lol was cute

-Yug is pretty tall VERY CUTE nice thighs. He was very playish and happy the entire time. He has a really nice body. Very proportionate :) Man he came out in some leather pants and I swear my life got a little better. I think he could make a good model once he gets his man stature lol so cute and fluffy!

-BamBam…oh BamBam…HE DONT CARE ABOUT THE HATERS! He was very fun to watch. He acts very much like a typical teenage boy. He did this dance on the floor and slid his hand between his legs and told everyone over 20 to dream about it tonight. Jackson mocked him after. They nasteh. Also I ain’t never in my life seen legs that small on a boy his age but he’s still very young. He will get his man body eventually even though he wants to be full grown now.

-Jr surprised me. Idk if it’s because I never payed close attention enough to him but he a low key freak trying to poke people’s eyes out with his hip thrust lol. He also gives off a vibe that they know not to push his buttons LOL my hand bigger than his too. Just wanna throw that in there

-JB man JB real sexy TBH like he was looking so good tonight with his killer thighs. I guess I use to think he had a very hard attitude but I can see he just gets shy really fast. He has a BEAUTIFUL smile up close omg! Like it’s one of those smiles that makes you melt.

-Yungjae was definitely still sick and I worried for him the entire night and I think everyone else did too. He is a precious person and He looks even more handsome in person. I was shocked he is SO cute omg. But I wanted to give him medicine and a blanket so he could sleep. It seems as though he was taking it very slow tho. His throat seemed very irritated. His members and the back up dancers would constantly see if he was ok or just rubbed his back and such the entire night

-CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE HEART THROB JACKSON WANG! MAN THIS DUDE IS AS AMAZING AS YOU THOUGHT! He is so passionate and funny. I don’t think he should be first tho in Hi-Touch. I literally saw him and everything else was a blur. Man if I ever met my perfect man it would be him. I always thought he was prettying thick but he’s actually very small VERY small.

-The Walk Through…One thing I would have to say is that the fans were way over the top when the members walked through. like I started having anxiety just watching. I was constantly counting them to make sure nobody got pulled out of the group. People were running from their seats and at one point Jackson was two arm lengths away from me and I couldn’t even see him because of the girls. Security could have been better but at the same time these fans are way to old to not have self control. Other than that it was fine. BamBam told everyone to go back to their seats for safety. Jr looked a little eh when he got back on the stage but I think that’s just how he is lol Yug looked happy the entire time tho LMAOO!

Over all they kill everyone when it comes to fan service and I think that comes from the diversity in the group and where they come from. Yes they are all short lol well yugs tall but I’m 5'9 and They were all around that height or shorter. They truly made the money I spent worth it. I would definitely go see them again it was amazing. Their talking portions was like watching the live taping of their YouTube channel show lol just crazy. I had an awesome time. SubK did a great job as always. I would never be able to deal with some of the fans there but they kept their cool.

Okay but finding out that Topp Dogg started out as five members literally changed my life.  How did that conversation at the company go that got them to 13 friggen members like:

Company Rep:  Okay!  So Jenissi, Kidoh, Hansol, Xero, and Yano have been training together for a while now and I think they’re just about ready to debut!
CEO:  Excellent!  But who do we have among the trainees who can support them vocally?
CR:  Well we do have P Goon and Nakta. I think they’d be a nice fit seeing as they’re already close to the boys. 
CEO:  Hm, seven members … it’s getting a little much but maybe we can get just one more vocalist to add a bit of power and distinctiveness to the group.
Recruitment Staff:  I will get RIGHT on that boss.

Two weeks later…
Recruitment staff returns with an armload of pups

RS:  The new Topp Dogg members, sir! 
CEO:  I asked for ONE new vocalist.  This is SIX vocalists!!
RS: Well actually, sir, it’s three vocalists, two dancer/vocalists, and a rapper. 
RS:  But boss he’s so cuuuuuttteeeee, :holds up A Tom puppy:  Can’t we keeeeep them?
/CEO looks at sad puppy eyes/


Meanwhile Andy:  Um… guys?  Guys wasn’t I supposed to be in the group?  Hello? 

-Two more pups stick their heads out of the recruitment officer’s pockets- 
“Shhhhhh, they don’t have to know about you two just yet."  -stuffs Jiwon&Hyuntae back into his pocket-