look at that swerve

so @tayegi and i were just talking about how jimin has changed and we came up with some interesting points.

Originally posted by minblush

firstly, he’s matured. he used to clown around a lot during their debut days. but now hes more quiet. he’s still soft and laughs at everything but he is more control with his emotions. like before he would get angry really easily and it would show on his face. 

Originally posted by jiyoongis

secondly, he’s always been really seductive but his method of seduction seems to have changed, he used to exaggerate sexual gestures e.g. the excessive running his fingers through his hair, the excessive tongue, the abs. the muscle shirts, now, he uses just the right amount to make everyone swerve. he just has to look someone in the eyes and smile and they’re gone. his sexiness has become more subtle now with side glances instead of the abs in your face. also his voice.. according to lu, “the man learned how to growl!”

Originally posted by sweaterpawsjimin

thirdly, his physical appearance has changed a lot. his baby features have matured, his make-up has become more modest (he used to go crazy for eyeliner lol remember guys good times), his foundation matches his skin tone, they dont use concealer on his lips anymore. remember when he considered himself the ugliest of bts, i feel like now he’s comfortable in his skin. he knows that he’s attractive, not to everyone but to a lot of people, and tbh, confidence is very sexy.

Originally posted by 9taefox

this being said, as a jimin stan, i love both sides of jimin. the man that he was and the man that he is becoming.

Fueled By Desire (NSFW 18+)

A/N: So, today has been a crazy day but I started writing this last night and wanted to post it tonight ! So I wrote it in virtually 24 hours, so I hope it didn’t suck to bad. I planned on posting it earlier but I had a bit of writers block. This a Theo smut that you can thank @hardladyheart for. She’s filled my mind with dirty Theo thoughts. (Fun fact’ this gif is actually mine and my blog name used to be twfanfic-af)

Thanks to: @writing-obrien and @hardladyheart for editing and proof reading.

Warning: SMUTTTTT

Word Count: 2803

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Summary: Y/N has problems reaching the handlebar on the train so she finds another suitable way to stay upright.

AN: i’m sorry this isn’t inclusive ahsjasj but this was such a cute idea i couldn’t help it  :( also i’m short as fuck if you didn’t know so this is a dream

Peter Parker x Reader

// Masterlist //


Originally posted by tomshollandss

My foot tapped along to the beat of the music rushing through my ears. People around me were either on their phone or talking to someone as we waited for the train to arrive. I shoved my hands into my pockets to warm them up from the chill of the wind.

Eventually, the train arrived but I soon found that it was more crowded than usual. All the poles that I usually held onto were occupied and the only things left were the handlebars up above. Which I was too short to grab hold of.

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So I woke up to see that @avveh has knocked Jimin out of second spot on her bias list while I slept so peacefully. That’s fine. That’s cool. But if you happen to see a lot of Jimin spam on your dashes today, I apologize. I have to fight for his spot against @btssmutgalore and @jeolla-jagi who are making her swerve for Taehyung and I intend to tag her in every Jimin post I come across while she sleeps.

my recap of 170323 The Wings Tour
  • Got sprayed by the holy water, blessedt by Yoongi and Hoseok themselves
  • In sugAR DADDY ROBES MIGHT I ADD
  • Some girls lightstick bomb top went flying from behind me; thrusting her light stick too hard
  • A girl fainted in the pit RIGHT when they were going on stage
  • Taehyung likes blowing kisses and having us go insane
  • Got noticed by Jimin, Seokjin, Namjoon, and Jungkook plenty, I got a nod and smile from Yoongi.
  • Then I got Hoseok who was just being a fluffy hyper baby the whole time who had 17 cups of coffee
  • I don’t think he noticed me
  • Taehyung was pretty chill, he was exploring everywhere. I think he gave me a wave at some point.
  • B LE S S THEIR ASSES FOR COMING TO MY SIDE
  • The girl next to me was a Jimin stan and went nuts when she saw him do Lie, I’m not kidding, she was full on convulsing and wanting to jump the rail in front of us
  • I collapsed on my friend and the seat every time they played those bOPS
  • EVERYTIME I SAT DOWN BECAUSE MY FEET HURT I’D SAY “OH MAN MY FEET HURT I MIGHT JUST SIT DOWN AND RELAX–”
  • “EVERYBODY J U M P”
  • NEVER M I ND THEY TO L D ME TO J U MP
  • CYPHER 4 WAS SO LOUD AND YOONGI LOOKED LIKE A DAMN VAMPIRE AGAIN
  • A girl was screaming JHOOOOOOOOPE every 2 seconds without rest. I aim to be that fucking girl. Bless you.
  • When everybody was not putting up banners at the according songs and it was confusing af since we had like 2 to 3 projects going on lmao so I didn’t get to use them that much
  • YET TAEHYUNG MANAGED TO GET ONE AND SHOW IT OFF AND I WAS EXTREMELY HAPPY HE GOT IT ON THE STAGE
  • Seokjin got hit with a cap and just stared at it on the floor like “excuse you hoe I’m tryna talk tf?”
  • Someone was legit chucking plushies up there and Hoseok grabbed them all to hug them at once
  • wHAT A CUTIE I'MMA DIE–
  • there was so much shoving and pushing to get through processing oml it was scary seeing everyone rush
  • everyone was loud. just loud. it was perfect
  • I HAVE TO SAY THIS–
  • WE DIDN’T PUT THE BAGS ON OUR LIGHTSTICKS FOR THE RIGHT SONG. IT WAS GONNA BE FOR 2!3! BUT OUTRO: WINGS STARTED AND I WAS SHOOK LIKE WAIT WE WERE EARLY OH W E L L
  • SO WE KEPT THEM ON LOL
  • someone gave Jungkook the American flag after he gestured to it for it to be given to him, and wore it as a cape after displaying it. this is going to be his thing. idc.
  • Jungkook = New Captain America
  • everyone kept throwing plushies at Hoseok and Taehyungs feet like guys they gotta wALK DON’T BUST THEY ANKLES
  • Namjoon smiling really big whenever we’d take over his lines
  • Yoongi doing the “let’s take out my inner ear piece and see all my bitches scream for me” for his introduction
  • fuccboi hoesucc come thru with baepsae and mama
  • jimin’s no hands when he was hip thrusting into the air like he tryna bust a nut on stage… boi
  • s l u t d r o p s
  • high notes into over drive by maknae/vocal line
  • everyone sang awake
  • THEIR EN G L I SH TH O
  • Seokjin and Yoongi made me cry, and the chorus to Spring Day
  • had them back up violinists and shit for some songs, being fancy
  • I WAS QUANTUM NUTTING FOR LOST, HAD TO HOLD THE RAIL BECAUSE THEY CAME OUT CENTER STAGE AND I DIDN’T KNOW HOW CLOSE THEY’D BE LMAO
  • I did a body heart to Namjoon and he had thAT DIMPLE FACE I FELT COMPLETE
  • Jimin teasing tf out of the girls in pit… way too close to the edge… back up bruh, they want to eat you alive, don’t do it
  • me: *watches Taehyung do Stigma*
  • me: “WAIT FOR IT”
  • also me: “hoe don’t do it”
  • me in the end: “omg”
  • he hit the note
  • I have announced my funeral
  • y'all are invited
  • when they were saying goodbye, Hoseok and two other members had us all waving our arms to the ending of Spring Day left to right for a straight minute, we mirrored them exactly the same way
  • I think my friend said Taehyung or Jimin cried
  • I’ll have to see about that later
  • many many hobi stans
  • the look on their faces when we did the rainbow ocean for them
  • seokjin’s sHOULDERS FUCK MY LIFE
  • wanna climb his ass like a tree
  • the way yoongi stomps and raps at the same time had me rolling, he’s an angry smol man tryna prove a point
  • …When someone tells you jimin is 10x more handsome in person, believe them. just do it.
  • I made a mistake of even looking at him
  • I’m swerving
  • they are very real. all seven of them. wow.
  • I was too close for my own good to them
  • I’m not okay
  • but seriously what the fuck
  • why can’t I go back in time to watch Yoongi say “fuck you and you” in a strangled growl on loop, live and in my face? :’)

I wish I could go to Newark Day 2. Please give them so much love. Stay safe. Don’t push. Don’t shove. Don’t throw too many things at them. Just be respectful. They want to have a good time and so do you!

BTS deserves plenty of love from you guys. Have fun!

1-800-not-a-real-blog  asked:

Okay but MTMTE First Aid, Perceptor, Skids, Ultra Magnus, Rodimus and bubblegum.

Well folks, here’s my first completed request, and hopefully there will be many more to come! By the way, thanks for sending this one in, it was pretty fun to do! X3

A little off topic, please be patient with the both of us as we’re working to get these done. With the coming hurricane and the fact that we’re both down south, I have no idea what the internet situation is going to be like if it gets too bad for either of us, but we will do what we can.

In the meantime, enjoy these crazy shenanigans and expect to see more in the future! 

(Hey Lily here.  I helped Silver with this since first request but only with ideas and she put forth most of these herself. Literally the only thing that is mine is the first bullet point under Roddy cuz i wrote it then got sick. I also edited this to make it look nice because i’m fucking anal. But all credit goes to silver for being an amazing, creative writer!)

Rodimus:

  • Rodimus would find the whole idea of bubblegum to be hilarious, to be honest. Just another weird thing humans have. Still, that doesn’t mean he won’t try it! C’mon s/o, he’s the Captain of the Lost Light! He’s been on wild space adventures, trying new things is what he does! At least that’s what he says even as he’s side-glancing at his s/o every time they blow a bubble.



  • It doesn’t take much to convince him to try a piece. In fact, he wouldn’t stop asking until you gave him a piece simply because you didn’t think he’d even be able to taste the gum in the first place. Once he’s in his holoform you offer him a piece of your favorite gum–Rodimus, no! You’re not supposed to swallow the gum!!



  • After that first incident he listens to you on the second piece. When it comes time to blow the bubble now, he gets so excited that he blows hard–and accidentally spits it in your face. Oh no, sorry s/o! Here, let him get it off–slag, it’s stuck in your hair!! How do you get it out??



  • After that incident you finally manage to coach him into doing a proper bubble on the third stick of gum before Ultra Magnus found out (barely) and managed to get Brainstorm to help remove the sticky gum still stuck in your hair.



  • He discovered cinnamon-flavored gum and loves the spicy kick to it! Just yesterday you heard him talking about getting Brainstorm to create a Cybertronian version of gum.


Ultra Magnus:

  • S/o, why are you moving your jaw like that? This is a very important meeting and you need to pay attention, Rodimus doesn’t need anymore ideas on how to ignore or mock him while he’s not looking.

  • Once he figures out that you actually do have something in your mouth he’s a little more understanding, though he still thinks that you shouldn’t be chewing it during meetings. It’s distracting to the rest of the crew–especially Rodimus. Outside of meetings though he’s still somewhat curious about bubblegum…even if he doesn’t show it that well.

  • When you offer to let him try a piece he’s reluctant. He’s got a lot of work to do, s/o! He’s gotta make sure everything’s in working order and no one is breaking any rules. It takes a long time to actually coax him into trying it, but a few well-placed puppy-dog eyes and pouty lips does the trick.



  • At first his expression is…awkward. He looks so uncomfortable about this, like he’s not sure if he’s chewing ice or some other weird substance. He comments on how “silly” and “strange” it feels, and you almost think he’s about to say it’s even dumb, but he holds back on that. When he spits it out later he thanks you for letting him try it but says nothing about wanting to do so again.



  • It’s not until days later that you come into his office late one night and find him sitting at his desk…chewing something? You thought you imagined the subtle movement of his jaws, but sure enough it was there. He’ll straight up deny it if you confront him about it, but secretly he actually likes the taste of the peppermint and its calming effect on him (he hasn’t yelled at Rodimus to stop doing back flips off the captain’s chair again!), and he seems more focused than normal in his work.


First Aid:

  • The first time he sees you chewing gum when you walk into the med bay he immediately becomes concerned. S/o, what are you chewing on? You just finished your food cycle half a megacycle ago, why are you still chewing? Why haven’t you swallowed it by now?



  • The first time you blew a bubble in front of him he panicked, believing that your tongue and taken on a weird shade of color and that it had spontaneously combusted. It took at least twenty minutes to not only stop him from getting Ratchet, but reassure him that no, Brainstorm hadn’t tested out some crazy new invention on you, nor did you eat poisoned fruit or some other hazardous chemical.



  • He’s curious about the gum afterward and wants to try it. It’s amusing to watch him blow his first few bubbles. Hey look, s/o! Watch him make a really big one! He starts blowing, and you watch as it gets bigger…and bigger…and bigger…and bigg–



  • Hey, hey, easy! It’s okay, First Aid, it’s not attacking your face! Calm down!



  • Despite his first attempt ending with panicked flailing and a quick scrub, First Aid actually found that he liked the flavor of spearmint gum and it was actually kinda nice. However, the first time he tried chewing it in the med bay, however, he soon discovered that a certain medic absolutely HATED the sound of the bubble popping. In fact, he threatened to weld his jaws shut next time!


Perceptor:

  • It had been a quiet day when you decided to hang out with him in his lab, and for the most part he seemed preoccupied with some tests so he wasn’t really in that talkative a mood. Without even thinking about it, you start blowing bubbles with your favorite gum. At the sound of the first ‘snap’ he looks up, his optics turning to regard you in confusion and curiosity.



  • Despite him having been focused on his work, he has actually been paying attention and noticed your near constant chewing from earlier and inquires about it and the strange bubble. He loves you, s/o, but you confuse him sometimes.



  • When you demonstrate by blowing another bubble, he watches in mild curiosity and asks simple questions. Your answers satisfy some of his curiosity, but it doesn’t explain the appeal of using ingredients that can’t be absorbed by the human body for the sake of having something in your mouth.



  • It takes quite a bit to convince him to try it for himself. You have to use the argument that it’s for “research,” to which he eventually agrees. All things considering it was interesting, though after the first attempt it lost its charm when attempting to blow a bubble got the gum into his holoform’s hair.



  • The next day you saw him working on a formula for a safer, less sticky form of gum, though he claims it’s for other reasons. You would have believed him…if not for the subtle chewing you caught out of the corner of your eye.


Skids:

  • You and Skids are just hanging out together waiting for Swerve to open his bar and just chatting with each other. He doesn’t say anything at first when you pull out a stick of gum and start chewing on it, simply observing you while carrying on with the conversation and wondering why you hadn’t swallowed your snack.



  • When you blow a bubble and pop it mid-sentence he’s quite surprised and utterly confused. What was that, s/o?? And why was it pink?? You offer to let him try a piece, to which he happily jumps at the opportunity to try something new with you. How exciting!



  • …to which you quickly discover that a bot chewing a fruit-juice gum was the most hilarious sight to see. He twisted his mouth at weird angles and was making an odd smacking sound as he chewed, reminding you of videos with dogs trying to eat peanut butter. Your hand MAY have slipped on the record button on your phone…



  • Eventually he gets the hang of it and finds he enjoys the burst of flavors. Hey look at this s/o! He somehow managed to figure out how to make the gum pop like bubble wrap with his tongue. He even manages to get Swerve to join in on the fun!



  • A few days later you heard some mechs talking about the latest meeting. Apparently Rodimus learned a new way to annoy Ultra Magnus and Megatron at once, and you can’t help but feel he picked up the “gum smacking” trick from a certain bot you know…


-Silver

anonymous asked:

This isn't really a request, but how tall do you think mini bots are, particularly mtmte Swerve? Like people will write fics and what not with him, but I still have a hard time picturing his size next to a human! Plz help!! ;-;

I actually thought about this for a long time, and because i have way too much time on my hands, I did a bit of digging.  According the the official TF Wiki, Megatron is 38 feet tall, which gives us a good starting point.  Now, it’s impossible to say for certain because every artist draws the characters differently, but I think this picture is probably an accurate depiction of Megatron and Tailgate’s height difference.

It looks like Megs might be leaning down just a tad, but we’ll say that his midway height is about at his hips, which would be 19ft high.  Since Tailgate looks to be around half that, I’m going to ball park his height at about 9.5 feet.  

Here we see that Swerve, Rewind and Tailgate are roughly the same height, so I’m going to assume that they’re also around 9.5-10 feet tall.

Rung and Pipes, on the other hand seem to have a good bit of height on the other three, coming up to about chest height on some of the other bots.  If we say Tailgate is about 9.5 feet tall, then Rung and Pipes appear to be around 15-17 feet.

So taking all that into account, I imagine that a human is going to hit somewhere between Swerve’s thighs and his hips depending on how tall they are.