The Best Spirk Fic
It was a smexy night. Pointy-ear man looked to Not-Chris-Pratt. “Wow, I love you.” The elven dude said. “Even though I don’t have emotions or whatever, I’m sure of one thing. I love you, James T. Cock.”
“That’s not my name.” William Shatner said. “I prefer ‘dick.’”
“I know you are but what am I.” Spook said, removing his ding dong from his pants.
“Oh shit dude, Hostess.” Man-in-the-yellow-shirt said, also removing his dong.
“I prefer zingers.” Angry-eyebrow-man said. “It’s easier to say you’re ace, pal.”
~*~*~* THE END *~*~*~
P.S. I’ve seen one movie like 4 years ago and had to rely on Google for the original.
P.P.S. The original was longer and way more thought out, but my laptop fucked up and deleted it.
P.P.P.S. Now you get this ???? actual crap with no effort put into it when I had like /1k/ of memery for you. (I got too Frustrated to recreate but I can try in the future when I’m not Angry at my laptop.)
P.P.P.P.S. I’ll make it up to you I swear. :’(
P.P.P.P.P.S. Hap Birth 💕ily and I’m sorry
///I’m not even stressed abt it I’m sorry your computer fucked up on you but i laughed for a solid 10 minutes just now so thANK YOU LMAO