look at that precious little shit

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So @hushowl did such a great job on illustrating the “love potion all over BH’s face ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)” scene ( https://hushowl.tumblr.com/post/160988191199/screeches-they-updated-irrisistable ) from one of the cutest freaking shit on the internet ( http://archiveofourown.org/works/10974198/chapters/24435012 ) named “Irresistible”, wirtten by amazing @gayblackhat . I just couldn’t resist and draw the rest of this precious gay moment.
Oh my, oh my. The returning of my fuckboi-looking BH, am I right?

ps. If you’re curious, in the first frame Demencia sorta tries to turn Flug towards her and punch the shit out of him ( probably because they were fighting all over this potion and Demencia is practically a lot stronger than Flug, so he would pass after one good shot ) but freezes after what they both saw.

ps2 It’s 2am here!! KILL ME!!!

ps3 I just saw that little typo I made in the last pannel. Fuck this. Just read the original fic. Maybe I’ll change that later…
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Me : I need to stop fangirling over 40 years old guys this is so stupid, they are like double my age and that is actually very wrong. If i was a parent, i would not be proud of myself. They are totally grown up men and they have kids, and I am still a teenager so..

Also me: Misha my little precious baby look at his smile I am in love with him and I wanna cuddle him and hug him and squeeze the shit out of him babyyyyyyyy. Look at his blue eyes and all and that beautiful smile of his.

alright! *cracks knuckles* let’s talk about klance! i know all these points have been made in other posts but i’m just irritated and want to make my own post lmfao. i don’t understand people who say keith and lance don’t have any chemistry/potential/”romantic” moments…like…are you watching the same show that i’m watching? you don’t have to like the ship, dude, but there is no denying there’s something going on.

lance, your bi is showing.

do i even need to talk about the, “we are a good team” scene? this was ridiculously gay. holy fuck. tender hand holding. EVEN THE WAY KEITH SAYS LANCE’S NAME IS TENDER. they just sit there holding hands the whole time. they could have let go, either one of them could have let go, dude. keith wasn’t helping lance up. he kneeled down next to him and just…fucking held his hand? those soft smiles? lance doing the “fond eyebrow raise”? gay. and i know the purple lighting is from the galra crystal, but like…wow this whole set up was romantic as hell. seriously, sit back and imagine if one of them were a girl. boom, romantic. everyone would see it. so why is it so hard for some of y’all to see it here? not to mention the fact that we never actually saw the supposed “cradling” (i refuse to believe “I cradled you in my arms!” refers to this hand holding. there has to be more. a full on cradle). that was probably so fucking gay. AND THE EPISODE RIGHT AFTER, WHEN LANCE IS IN THE HEALING POD, KEITH BEING AN IMPATIENT LITTLE FUCK, FULL ON POUTING, TAPPING THE POD BECAUSE ALLURA WON’T LET LANCE OUT OF IT YET. EVEN THOUGH SHE SAID “JUST A FEW MORE TICKS.”

like, this boy can’t even fucking wait a few ticks because he just wants to see lance. there is no way to deny that he wants to see lance, talk to him, probably about their bonding moment. i bet he thinks everything is going to be different between him and lance now. 

he’s also the last one to walk away from the pod. *eye emoji* why did they choose to show that? what was the Point? then, when lance comes out of the healing pod, keith gets this precious little smile on his face. he’s happy to see him. looking forward to talking about feelings and shit, most likely.

but! lance instantly flirts with allura and keith just says, “Classic.” he then proceeds to look salty as fuck with his signature broody arm crossing included. this poor boy. you’re killing him lance, you really are.

not to mention the many other times he has appeared jealous when lance is flirting. (”Jealousy, thy name is Keith.”) i’m not posting screencaps of all those moments because i’m so lazy and like i said, all these points have been made in other posts and i got other shit i’m focusing on. 

here it is, the iconic, “We had a bonding moment! I cradled you in my arms!” scene. listen. i honestly can’t even think of a reason why keith would bring this up, unless he has a big fat crush on lance. it just did not fit into the conversation at all. let me type it out for y’all even though you probably don’t need me to. we’ve analyzed this to hell and back already but…

Lance: “Wow. Thanks, everybody. Sounds like the mice did more than you, though.”
Keith: “I punched Sendak!”
Lance: “Yeah, apparently after I emerged from a coma and shot his arm off.”
Keith, looking completely fucking devastated: “We had a bonding moment. I cradled you in my arms!” (his voice CRACKS)

honestly, he looks like he just witnessed his world fall apart around him. #mood

i don’t know about you, but this would not be my reaction unless, like i said, i had a big fat crush on the other person. he looks so betrayed, oh my god. and lance…wow. lance says, “Nooope. Don’t remember, didn’t happen.” now, is it just me or is this totally lance being a little shit about the fact that keith didn’t remember him in the first episode when they’re saving shiro? i bet it is.

alright, now this here, this is my favorite. this screenshot is titled “GAY this is so fucking GAY” in my files because um? their faces? those are very fond and tender expressions. this whole scene was so gay i stg. keith was flirting up a storm with this boy and it was amazing. let’s not forget that the planet lance was on with nyma highkey had the bi flag colors and there was two rainbows in this episode. symbolism, guys. these things mean a lot and are very important in animation. (there’s a lot more symbolism that many people have pointed out, including what i said above but my ass don’t have the time to put them all here)

the flirtation is strong in this one. here’s some more moments (i probably didn’t put them all idk i can’t remember) where keith is either a) flirty or b) looking at lance with that oh so soft expression. he doesn’t really look at any of the other characters like this (definitely not at allura lmfao), at least not that i’ve noticed. correct me if i’m wrong. 

wow keith you’re soooo cool…

a very underappreciated Soft Look.

this whole scene kills me every time, i love everything about it.

PROUD OF LANCE FOR COMING UP WITH A SICK ASS PLAN!

this still haunts me. it haunts all of us. why!!! did!!! he!!! say!!! it!!! like!!! that!!! you can hear the winky face in his voice. the way he says this is equivalent to 100 winky faces. if you don’t think this is blatant flirting, you’re a lost cause.

of course you were. of course. you want his attention. it’s okay, we know, lance.

LOOK AT THAT SMIRK KEITH IS SPORTING!!! anyways, that is the face of someone flirting. i make the same damn face keith makes when i flirt. if one of them were a girl, IT WOULDN’T EVEN BE A QUESTION. IT WOULD BE OBVIOUS FLIRTING AND PEOPLE WOULD SHIP THE HELL OUT OF IT. but no, they’re two boys. dudes bein’ dudes. just guys bein’ bros. wow, what a great bromance.

now, just for shits and giggles, let us compare how keith looks when he’s literally cradling allura in his arms vs. when he’s holding hands with lance.

he deadass looks like this -_- with allura. there’s actually a fucking…slight frown on his face now that i really look at it, oh my god. even when allura removes herself and blushes, he still looks like that. now, wouldn’t you think that, hm…if they wanted it to be known that keith wants to smooch allura, they’d at least put a slight blush on his face to match allura’s or maybe have him appear to be a little flustered? 

he’s gay. i can’t imagine him not being gay. (imo, him being galra is a big metaphor for him being gay. coming to terms with who he is and “coming out” to the other paladins. everything hunk says to him in “The Belly of the Weblum” are common things straight people say to gay people. a lot of people in the fandom seem to agree with this, but maybe we’re all just reaching idk) i just feel like…someone who likes girls would have a different reaction than keith’s when faced with a beautiful girl like princess allura in their arms. yeah, i know, this has already been said. but!!! it’s!!! true!!! all of their “romantic” scenes together were awkward, forced and came right out of nowhere and keith just…had no reaction. compare that to all the faces he’s made at lance. yeah. the difference is ridiculously obvious.

there’s honestly so much more i want to add to this, stuff from the comics and more subtle things (including a screencap of lance’s face in “Escape from Beta Traz” when he’s talking about keith and how he does cool shit. boy had the most fond expression known to man. u know the one), but everything has already been said by someone else. i’ll end it by saying this, again, because i’m really fucking salty: if one of these boys were a girl, there would be ZERO question about the purpose of these interactions. it would all be seen as flirting and romantic. it’s such a common trope. red and blue. fire and ice. they balance each other out. peace the heck out.

anonymous asked:

Can you explain why Europeans were much more technologically advanced than the indigenous populations of Africa? I mean, these cultures hadn't even invented sewage systems, which is something the Romans were able to design and implement in 800-735 BC (a long fucking time before "the white man" colonized it)... I mean fuck, without "the white man", they would probably still be in the fucking bronze age.

I don’t really know what kind of history books bigots like you read.

The Great Libraries of Timbuktu? The steel metallurgy of the Haya? Dentistry? Caesarean section? Premature neonatal care? Mathematics, architecture, engineering? The goddamn Pyramids? All of Egypt?

I know it’s hard for a racist like you who imagines “technological advancement” to be some kind of end-all-be-all, or proof of some “inherent intelligence”. I know, I know. It’s hard to imagine, but Europeans have been drawing knowledge from everyone around them since the dawn of time. What did you think ended the Dark Ages?

Your magical (read: white supremacist) idea of a purely ‘white’ Rome never existed.

Nevertheless…

The Minoan culture on the island of Crete between 1500-1700 B.C.E. had a highly developed waste management system. They had very advanced plumbing and designed places to dispose of organic wastes. Knossos, the capital city, had a central courtyard with baths that were filled and emptied using terra-cotta pipes. This piping system is similar to techniques used today. They had large sewers built of stone.”

In case you needed further clarification, neither the Minoans nor other (later) Greeks were ethnically uniform. They also had the first flush toilets, dating back to 18th century B.C.E. They had flushing toilets, with wooden seats and an overhead reservoir. The Minoan royals were the last group to use flushing toilets until the re-development of that technology in 1596.

Oh, and look the Maya had indoor plumbing, acqueducts, and pressurized water too. I mean, you can ignore that the area Maya lived in had little to few rivers, no lakes or standing water, nor other sources of running water, while simultaneously dealing with monsoons and flooding due to one of the heaviest yearly rainfalls in the Americas.

Classic Maya even used household water filters using locally abundant limestone carved into a porous cylinder, made so as to work in a manner strikingly similar to modern ceramic water filters.

Of course, by this time millenia later none of your precious “white people” had developed any methods besides shitting in pots.

Continuing,

the earliest archaeological record of an advanced system of drainage comes from the Indus Valley Civilization from around 3100 B.C.E in what is now Pakistan and North India.

By 2500 B.C.E (almost 5,000 years ago), they had highly developed drainage systems where wastewater from each house flowed into the main drain.

All houses in the major cities of Harappa and Mohenjo−daro had access to water and drainage facilities.

Waste water was directed to covered drains which lined the major streets directed to covered drains, which also lined all major streets. Each home had its own private drinking well and its own private bathroom. The mains that carried wastewater to a cesspit were

tall enough for people to walk through.

Reservoirs, a central drainage system, fresh water pumped into the homes. Pools. Baths.

It was made from bricks smoothened and joined together seamlessly. The expert masonry kept the sewer watertight. Drops at regular intervals acted like an automatic cleaning device.

Filters for solid waste.

Sorry, what were the British doing up until like, 200 years ago? Shitting in the streets? Oh yeah. I mean, I could get into how by the Shang Dynasty (roughly 1600 B.C.E.), China had sophisticated plumbing including

pressure inverted siphons.

Or into the city of Amarna, Ancient Egypt. Or Persepolis, Persia and the Achaemenids in 600 B.C.E. But, I mean, it sounds like the only one still in the Bronze Age is you.

And then I realized Prompto was my spirit animal: by someone who hasn’t finished chapter 4

+ riding shotgun is practically a necessity 
+ ♫♪ I. WANT TO RIDE MY CHOCOBO. ALL. DAAAAAY ♫♪ “Can’t get it out of my head!”
+ gun
+ “That’s right, you hate bugs” “Yeah, can’t stand ‘em”
+ why did you bring me along on this crazy ride again?? what is my purpose here alongside your private tutor/maid/mom friend and personal bodyguard???
+ photo hobby
+ super queer
+ “We’re alive! Let’s celebrate by eating something DEAD! (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧”
+ CHocObOs!!!1!!1!
+ HOPELESSLY PINING [I see you looking in the side mirror boy (¬ ⌣ ¬)]
+ *sigh* “Why do you have to be so photogenic?”
+ precious cinnamon roll, to good for this world, too pure™
+ but also potential to be a little shit

Originally posted by ffxvsnow

Prompto  Argentum

Likeness

Originally posted by sooper-dee-dooper-natural

Characters - Dean x Reader
Word Count - 331
Warnings - Language.


“Hold still,” you scold. “I can’t sketch you if you keep moving, Dean.”

Your eyes skip from the paper you’re sketching on, to him, making faces and wiggling in his seat.

“Dean,” you whine. “For the love of all that is holy, will you please be still? I’m just gonna keep jacking up your nose at this rate.”

He looks scandalized and reaches over to pull at your sketchpad.

“Lemme see!”

“No, Dean!” You yank the pad back, clutching it to your chest. “You can’t look at it yet! If you don’t stay still, I won’t let you have your bribe anyway. So sit still and shut up, Winchester. The quicker you do that, the sooner you get your precious pie.”

It isn’t long after the threat of taking away his pie that he settles down long enough for you to get at least one decent sketch of his face. You stare at it, a little sad that it isn’t as close to the likeness of him that you’d hoped for.

“Holy shit,” he breathes low and heavy right into your ear. You jump, a little startled that you hadn’t even noticed him get up at all as you were critiquing your sketch.

“Is that a good or a bad holy shit?”

“That’s a good holy shit, babe. Is- is that really how you see me?”

He’s looking at the paper like it’s this precious thing and reluctantly takes it as you hand it to him.

“Yeah, more or less. It’s uh, not as detailed as I would have liked but-”

“It’s perfect.” He says it so easily, like it’s truth. “It’s- it’s perfect.”

You smile, a little stunned at his adamant response.

“Well, you can have it if you like it so much.”

He grins, taking great care as he tears the paper from it’s spiral binding. He folds it carefully, setting it gingerly in his breastpocket.

“C’mon. You can have a slice of my pie in exchange.”

“Deal, Winchester.”

[Femslash February]: Matching Outfits

does anyone remember those times in like middle/high school where wearing the same outfit as someone else was considered social suicide? :P


Day 4: Matching Outfits (Chlonette)

Words: 2380

Link to Archive of Our Own: [AO3]

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The moment Alya walked into the school building, she felt a hand curl around her arm and yank her into a custodial closet. Not quite the start to her morning that she had expected. 

She was a little disoriented as a mop toppled onto her head, and it wasn’t until Nino clicked on the light hanging above their heads that she saw Adrien advance on her, grab her tightly by the shoulders, and speak in a grave tone. “Where is Marinette?”

She lifted a brow. “…um, home? She’s awake, but she shows up like five minutes before class since she lives right there.”

“Yeah, yeah, I know she’s awake,” Adrien dismissed. “Listen Alya, this is very important. I need you to call Marinette right now and tell her to change outfits immediately.”

Alya’s eyes darted towards Nino, but he was leaning against the wall with his arms crossed, looking like he was witnessing a serious interrogation with literal lives at stake. She stared back at Adrien, who was still fervently awaiting her reply. She huffed. “Okay, what the fuck is going on?”

“Alya, babe, tell Mari to change,” Nino said simply. “Apparently we’re attempting to avoid the end of the world, and it’ll make no sense for the two of us to call her and tell her this.”

“What does Marinette’s outfit have to do with the end of the world. Why are we….what the hell, guys?!”

Adrien lifted his finger in front of her face, pulled out his cellphone, scrolled through Instagram, and flipped the screen towards her. “Please observe Exhibit A.”

It was a picture of Marinette that she posted to Instagram this morning. Black knee high boots. White skirt. Black turtleneck. Pretty basic for a school outfit, nothing out of the ordinary. “Yeah, she takes morning selfies and puts then on Instagram all the time, what’s your point?”

Adrien sighed pitifully, switched screens, and showed her his phone again. Exhibit B.”

Alya squinted at the photo for a moment, and then her eyes widened in horror. “Oh shit…”

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Love in the Morning (Nick Robinson Imagine)

A/N: I never write like this I really enjoyed it, so tell me what you think bbys.

Warnings: reference to sex, and bad naughty language I shouldn’t use but do anyway.


When I woke up, around 9 in the morning, I felt the hot sun dance on my skin, even though you could barely see it through the white curtains, that meant, somehow the sun had escaped in one of the gaps and captured me this morning. My eyes flickered open, to see the other side of the bed I was sleeping on was empty, but I wasn’t in my own bed.  Though it was okay, because I knew whose bed I was in, in fact I was in this bed more often than I was in my own bed, because this bed, indeed belonged to the man, the actor, the human who I call my lover.  Not boyfriend because boyfriend is the kind of word you use when you’re five-years old and you have atleast ten ‘boyfriends’ or it’s the word you tell you everyone that he is your ‘boyfriend’ because they don’t think of him as your 'lover’ since people these days don’t believe in love.  I do. Well I should do, because I am in love with the man downstairs.

My bones stretched until I became a clumsy swan who was trying to fly away from my problems, then slouched into my normal messy positioning, because I didn’t take yoga.  Damn who takes yoga, and genuinely believes it’s relaxing.  I don’t, that shit hurts. I was feeling the need to stand up until most of the white sheets draped off my shoulders and revealed my bare chest, I was naked - yet again. I was turning into a young boy adult who lived alone and always seemed to be walking round the house naked, without thinking I searched the draws for some underwear and threw on Nick’s shirt from last night, a baggy black shirt which would fit him fine, but me - no. My petite figure made the shirt seem so much oversized, you couldn’t even see my waist anymore, and thankfully reached to the top of my thigh so that it covered me. Now I was presentable, par from the fact I hadn’t wiped off my makeup from last night and became a panda but you know pandas are cute I can live with that, and my hair was everywhere and believe me when I say this: my hair was everywhere.  Therefore, I grabbed the bobble I own, and tied my hair up so it made up a cute ponytail. That was very hard to convince myself, that at nine in the morning after long night of sex and loving and makeup smudged on my face: I was cute.  

After going to the bathroom and persuading myself to brush my teeth, I followed the smell of food cooking, finding myself in the kitchen, where (in case you never knew) most the food is cooked.  WELL NO SHIT SHERLOCK. And there he stood tall and not very proud, but beautiful instead.

His hair was mess, just like mine, and desperately needed a cut which his mother told him every time she saw him, but it suited him nonetheless.  His eyes where relaxed and lazy like in that second, he going to fall asleep, his arms crossed across his bare chest.  The tracksuit bottoms clang to his waist, loosely, the way he’d wrap his arm across my shoulder. Nick was barely watching the bacon sizzling in the frying pan, instead watching me as I entered the room, his face softening to a delicate smile.  My favourite feature on him in that moment, was his collar bones, structured and precise, and you could see the dark marks I had left that night that looked just like the ones I had on my chest, and his back scratched just as if tiger had cawed at its prey, except I wasn’t that vicious.  Or was I?

“Good morning sexy,” he smirked, you could tell those were the first words he had spoken this morning, his voice hollow and husky yet gentle, drawing me towards him. Out of all the nouns he could have named me then he chose sexy, even though I was far from it in that moment.  I didn’t tell him that, instead I smiled and proceeded, because that was his opinion, no one should be told their opinion is wrong.

“Good morning beautiful,” I smiled back, my voice just as hollow.  Now I was stating a fact, because Nick is the most beautiful creature I had ever laid eyes on, despite chocolate.  Wait no Nick is way prettier. “Come on now, let me take charge of this bacon you are so called 'cooking’,” I snapped out of thinking Nick is beautiful to realise that our precious bacon was burning.

“No, my house my rules,” he retorted, causing me to frown back.  Little shit, never doing as he is told, but fuck he looked so good right now.

“Oh fuck it,” he grumbled throwing the bacon pan somewhere elsewhere and to grab my face smashing his coffee-tasting lips onto mine.

Then we made love on the kitchen table, it was dreadful sex, since we were so groggy none of us put the effort into it.  That didn’t matter, it never mattered, I was under an utter love spell that Mr Robinson had put me in under and I loved him, I would give my last breath up to tell him I love him. You may think that is sad and desperate but that’s the thing that love does to you, you would do anything and everything for the other person.  And I loved Nick Robinson.

Sharp and Toews: Better Together

The almost-kiss that never was:

It’s pretty obvious that these two have an illicit love affair going - just look at their guilty faces, caught in the act.

Need more evidence? Here:

The “I love you so much you little shit” smiles:

That time Sharpy Cam was three parts close-ups of Tazer and one part bedroom wrestling with Seabs

More of Sharpy’s horribly obvious pigtail pulling:

Tazer showing his affection like the weirdo he is:

The “let me flop onto you I am so in love” moment:

That time he put on a helmet and decided to headbutt Sharpy because, why not?

Tazer’s weird love of messing with Sharpy’s jersey:

When Tazer was precious and clung on to Sharpy:

So… the conclusion?

Toews and Sharp: better together

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Okay, unpopular opinion here. I actually like Jieun. She’s a little bitchy and a little two faced but she seems to genuinely like Sangwoo, or at least the Sangwoo she thinks she knows. Look at that tearful smile. She’s precious.

If Bum came from a good family, was female and a little less obsessive he could have been Jieun. And I kind of laughed at how territorial she was but then I immediately got depressed when I imagined all the shit that Sangwoo would put Bum and Jieun through.

Curse you Sangwoo for tricking so many people with your good looks and your Mr. Nice Guy person suit!

Mc Looking After Deaged RFA members + Saeran

Aight
So we’re ignoring Rika for this one
Just a random thought I had at 2 am and couldn’t get outa my head.
Assuming by some magic shenanigans, everyone in the RFA is suddenly like four to six years old and MC has to mom them until they figure out how to undo this

•Jumin and V would 100% be inseparable. Jumin will NOT talk (decently) to anyone who isn’t V. They’d be joint at the hip and just sort of babble in six year old Korean. If they were to find plastic flowers lying around, they’d attempt to make bff flower crowns probably.

•Jumin’s looks like a pathetic rose boomerang but DAMN V is greAt at this kid’s got art skills

•V’s actually v sweet and thoughtful even as a baby. He’d probably try to get you a glass of water when he notices how worn out you are by this baby sitting thing (except he’s like barely six and can’t reach the water dispenser much less the sink) so he just ends up staring at you with large teal eyes

• Totally loves when you give him attention bc his parents were inattentive af but he won’t bother you for it

• in general precious angel. Total good boy

• Jumin’s another story tho

• Hella hard to please. Won’t eat just anything

• Until the MC makes him pancakes and he’s like

• ??? am I in heaven??

• Is actually really really really clingy when MC starts growing on him

• Always wants you to pay attention to him and WILL badger you for it at all possible times

• But not with words cause the kiddo can’t express his needs well, even as a six year old. He’d just poke you. And stare. Possibly hold his arms out for you like “carry me you peasant ”

• jaehee is just adorable

• Even as a baby she’s incredibly smart

• she follows you around and gazes a lot. Very curious. Usually she’s that ones kid who asks all the what, how and why questions.

• She’d be extremely timid and reluctant to open up to you, but once she does; BOI IS SHE A CHATTERBOX

• She adores when you give her attention but tries not to show it. Cuddle her and kiss her cheek and she’ll be so happy she’ll internally melt.

• Saeran and Saeyoung, let’s say they’re around five- would be pretty much like Jumin and V. Pretty inseparable

• Except Saeyoung loves to wander around and pull the other kids’ hair and just mess with them in general

• More than once one of them will come crying because of something Saeyoung does

• But then Saeyoung gets really confused if you get mad at him because?? He was just being affectionate?? For real? How was he supposed to know squeezing them in THAT tight of a hug would hurt?

• Much like Jumin, he’s a little shit and honestly just wants you to give him attention. But he’s blab about it in an obnoxiously loud way, all like “NOTICE ME!”

• Constantly poking you

• Saeran is very very restless

• Kid walks fucking everywhere

• That’s OK tho because Saeyoung always follows him to make sure he doesn’t get locked up in the fridge accidentally (-again-)

• Saeyoung hugs him hardest of all

• Saeran probs has high pain tolerance because of that lmao (-I’m sorry don’t kill me-)

• Kind of intimdated by you tbh? Like he does want the cuddles and the kisses and he secretly needs the attention but Saeran’s also kind of anxious about it?

• Zen tho

• Zen thinks he’s the best kid of all

• Constantly tries to prove it

• Tries to break the child/mum relationship and be a caretaker along your side

• He’s six, for God’s sake. He can take care of himself and others!

• Total big bro figure

• Or tries to be. He always tries to seem like the comforting big guy who the other’s can look up to and come to for help in case you’re not here

• But then he’ll trip on something and scrape his knee and start crying until you pick him up and embrace him

• At which point he’d cling to you as if his life depends on it

• Oh boi let’s talk about yoosung why shan’t we

• Youngest baby. He’s like, four. And he’s the cutest little shit you’ve ever seen

• Wide violet eyes and cute chocolate coloured bangs and those pretty lil lashes

• He’s secretly a little shit tho, even more than Saeyoung


• Except he’s better at hiding it bc he will legit cry

• His tears make him look so vulnerable and innocent?? You can’t help but think he is

• Has totally eaten the last cookie but makes you think it’s Saeyoung who did it

• He LOVES your attention. Infact he gets kind of jealous when he sees you giving too much attention to anyone else.


• Keeps trying to trip V

• Doesn’t know why he just,, rlly doesn’t like V

• But when you look at him he looks like a total angel, so precious and pure and?? How could you be mad at him, like ever? And if you do, do you even have a heart??? It’s impossible.

Top 5 favorite: YA Fantasy series

Halloween has never been my thing, perhaps because where I come from (especially when I was a kid), it isn’t celebrated. I do find it the perfect excuse to talk about my favorite fantasy books. These books might not be spooky in general, but they have their moments!

1. Mara Dyer 

I took the first Mara Dyer-book home with me from the library without having any expectations. Once I started reading these books, it was impossible to put them down. The story’s about Mara, a high school student who’s been noticing strange accidents around her. Accidents she’s afraid she caused. Noah Shaw is Mara’s love interest and he’s so hot and brooding but also sweet and caring. They really are M.A.D.N.E.S.S. (sorry, inside joke). Mara also has a great best friend and a cool relationship with her brothers. 

2. The Grishaverse

If there’s one author everyone should give a shot it’s Leigh Bardugo. She can create a mystery and let her kick-ass characters solve it with a lot of action and a little bit of humor. I deliberately wrote Grishaverse, instead of trilogy because Leigh’s Six Of Crows-duology is set in the same universe. The setting of Six Of Crows is very different from the Grisha-books but just as good. Maybe even better…

3. Vampire Academy (and the Bloodlines spin-off)

About three years ago I read Richelle Mead’s VA-series, which is narrated by the witty Rose Hathaway. She’s a dhampir, a half human-half vampire, who’s in training to become her best friend Lissa’s, a royal vampire, guardian. When I first heard of this series I wasn’t entirely convinced, but once I started reading the first book, I couldn’t put it down! I read the entire VA-series in one week. Luckily after I was finished there was the spin-off, which is about Sydney Sage. She gets introduced in the fourth VA-book. Bloodlines isn’t better or worse, it is only different.

4. Shatter Me

Writing, or even thinking, about Tahereh Mafi’s Shatter Me-series always hurts a little bit. I’ve read this series twice. When I finished Ignite Me, I started all over again the next day. Tahereh’s writing is beautiful. She writes about the journey of Juliette, a girl with fatal powers, who’s captured and eventually used as a weapon. In Unravel Me there’s this really intense scene and every time I read it, something scares the shit out of me, like the doorbell. My heart hurt so badly from being startled that it still hurts when I think about it.

5. Precious Stone

If you’re looking for an adventure with mystery and great humor, Kerstin Gier’s books are for you. In this trilogy, she writes about time traveling and her character’s are hilarious! Once you’ve finished this book you’ll want to read more of her. Luckily her Silver-trilogy is also published in multiple languages.

Fic: Over My Dead Body

I have no idea what this is or why this happened… but here. Have a High School!Olicity with a little bit of Tommy Merlyn thrown in. 

Prompt: You look like shit. 


“You look like shit.”

“Shut up, Tommy,” Felicity says, holding onto her stomach as she tries not to throw up.

She’d told Mr. Walsh that she didn’t feel good today and he’d still made her run the mile. She should sue the school for negligence.

Better yet, she should vomit all over his precious Reeboks.

How is it that tuition here is thousands of dollars a year and they can’t afford competent teachers? Felicity would have been better off turning down her scholarship and attending public school.

“Are you going to barf? Because I have to tell you, Smoak. I’m a sympathy puker. If you throw up, I will, too,” Tommy says, earning him a glare.

A wave of pain hits her and she doubles over, crying out.

“Mr. Walsh, I don’t think Felicity is doing too good,” Tommy calls out, putting a comforting hand on her back.

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anonymous asked:

Tsuna and Hibari when their daughters learn how to walk and follow them around!!!

Tsuna:

“Papa!” his angel nearly tripped over her toes as she walked towards him. 

He froze when he saw her in the office. How did his daughter manage to follow him all the way to his office in the main wing without him noticing?

“Little angel,” Tsuna bent down to scoop her up but she took a step back and fell. Tsuna watched worriedly as she tried to fight back her tears. 

He finally picked her up and took her back to her room. She was struggling a little.. maybe she needed a diaper change? The maids would probably know what to do.

His daughter was his solace and times like this he wished he was an ordinary man who would have the time to tuck her into bed,change her diapers, tell her bedtime stories and feed her. 

The fucking Mafia took away his time with his angel and he knew he could never forgive Nono or Reborn for that.

He had returned her to the room but she kept sneaking out and following him around. He had no idea how a fifteen month old child could trick grown women.

It made his heart soar to have her follow him around, though, and he couldn’t bring himself to send her back. 

He had to make one of the Guardians take her away if he was having a meeting but else he loved every second of his little lioness following him around, especially when she walked around in his office while he did paperwork.

“You’re the favorite parent, huh?” you walked in to his office, watching your daughter follow your husband around as he arranged documents. You made a fake disappointed face,

“Of course I am,” your husband said smugly. You rolled your eyes and picked up your daughter.

“Come on, sweetie,” you said, gently, “Papa needs to work.”

Tsuna stiffened a little.

“Papa!” your daughter started wailing. “Papa!”

Tsuna’s expression turned into a frown as he watched the both of you leave. He was experienced in million ways of torture but he highly doubted that  any pain could be compared to the one watching your daughter being taken way because you didn’t have time for her.

Tsuna picked up his phone. “Gokudera? Cancel all my meetings for this week. I need to spend time with my angel.”

Hibari:

People in The Foundation were scared and confused.

Hibari Kyoya had been smiling the entire day and the only time he smiled was when he was about to beat the real shit out of someone.

Whenever they saw their smiling boss, they thought ‘so this how it ends’ until they saw the little toddler a few steps behind him.

They had heard rumors about his precious little carnivore- scratch that- his entire freaking office was filled with her pictures and doodles. It would be adorable if it weren’t for the fact that the man could break their spine with just a flick of his fingers.

Hibari kept looking behind him to ensure that his little carnivore was following him and didn’t fall or get hurt. He resisted the urge to pull out his camera and take pictures. He didn’t want to look in front of his employees.

He always had a soft spot for cute, small things and there was nothing in freaking universe that was more adorable than his daughter. He just knew that she was going to be his Achilles’ heel and his salvation.

Hibari had been working circles around his office because he didn’t want his daughter to stop following him but he heard that yawn and he immediately turned around and picked her up, taking her to his office.

“Kyo-san-” Kusakabe stopped when he saw a toddler napping on his intimidating boss’ lap.

“Stop talking. You’ll wake her up,” Hibari glanced down at his daughter, checking if she was disturbed and glared at his right hand man, “Go.”

“I’ll bring in some food and spare diapers,” Kusakabe said quickly.

“No need,” Kyoya said and snorted. “Do you think I’d leave home with my daughter without coming prepared?”

His eyes fell on the baby bag next to him and Kusakabe smiled to himself. It was true that a daughter could change a man.

Attitude

Originally posted by anarchynegan

You stood at the highest viewpoint on the stairs, slyly ease dropping the intense conversation between your father and the ruthless Negan. The man made you shake in your boots from both fright and excitement. One of your first encounters with him was when he was humiliating your father in front of the rest of The Saviors which caused your immediate instinct to be furious. His response was, “Damn, what a fucking little vixen you are. How about we go upstairs while my people scare the literal shit out of your people. I even bet you’re a real freak if you know what I mean.”

You peeked over the railing of the stairs until Negan’s eyes met yours making you instantly retreat behind a wall in embarrassment.

“Rick, it looks like you motherfucking lied out your tongue to me. Your precious baby girl is up there ease dropping on our conversation, she’s not out hunting like you stated,” His chocolate brown eyes flickered over yours with lust as you stood at the top of the stairs in your silk pajamas with widened eyes knowing you were caught in the act. 

“Why the hell would you lie to me, Ricky boy?” He shot a deadly glare at your father who’s eyes transferred towards you with a look imbedded with worry.

“I..I just..” Rick answered hesitantly, swallowing deeply.

Negan’s dark chuckle rang throughout your ears, a smug expression plastered across is bearded face. “What’s wrong, doll? Pussycat got your tongue?”

“Preying on other groups daughter’s isn’t exactly the most negotiable thing to be doing as a leader. Oh, right, you’re a tyrant. “ The words flicked off your tongue proudly as you smirked with a hand placed on your curved hip.

You noticed his tongue lick the inside of his cheek before chuckling at your reply in amusement. “Sweetheart, for your information, it isn’t exactly preying on someone if they’re upstairs watching you all hot and bothered.”

Rick clenched his jaw angrily at the disrespect Negan brought upon you. The way his eyes traveled along your figure hungrily and the way he spoke to you with such filth made your father want to strangle him to death at that very moment. You felt ashamed you didn’t feel offended. You couldn’t wait for the moment your father left you two alone.

 “What the hell do you want again? You have all of our shit and probably other group’s shit too, and my daughter sure as hell isn’t on that list.” He hissed with clenched fists.

Negan raised his eyebrows with a chuckle. “Rick, I suggest you watch your fucking tone while I’m in the same room as your daughter. I mean, that calls for a punishment. You wouldn’t like if I did this..”

You immediately felt goosebumps form along your exposed skin as he wrapped his arm around your small shoulder, his large rough like hand rubbing your bare arm slowly causing you to bite your bottom lip at the innocent friction that felt so pleasant to you.

“I’ll do whatever you want, just fucking stop.” Rick barked as his chest rose up and down furiously, his eyes beginning to turn darker in anger. Even though it was an innocent touch, to your father it was just like Negan removing your clothes and having sex with you.

Negan grinned happily knowing he could make your father do anything for him if he used he played his children against him, and just like that he’d turn right to putty in his hands like always.

“I was hoping you’d say that. I just want one simple request,” He responded nonchalantly, happily twirling Lucille in his hand.

“Prepare us a nice home cooked meal. I know you got all that good shit around here. I’d like some lemonade too. Not too sweet, not too sour.”

He watched your father swallow his pride and waltz towards the dining room until Negan’s voice stopped him. “And Rick, hurry the fuck up. I’m starving.”

You pursed your lips, “Don’t you have bitches back at your slave house that’s willing to sleep with you and cook for you?”

Surprisingly, Negan didn’t bat an eye as he led you out of the door without your father knowing. He was actually calm which frightened you.

Your breathing became uneven as he quickly pushed you against the side of the building with his hands resting above your head; trapping you.

“Kitten, what’s your fucking problem speaking to me that way?”

Tyrant.” You smirked as you leaned in, feeling his warm breath radiate against your skin.

He growled angrily as he squeezed your hands which were pinned above you, pressing his lips against yours.

You ran your fingers through his dark locks, returning the favor as you kissed back, trading places as you pushed him forcefully against the brick building.

“Is this why you gave me so much attitude, darling? You wanted this?” You felt his hands grip your hips.

“Just don’t tell my father, Negan.” You pleaded as you chewed on the inside of your cheek anxiously.

“Course not. Wait here a moment.” You watched as his combat boots made a trail towards the house which made your stomach churn.

“Rick, looks like I’m not starving anymore. By the way, your daughter is a damn good kisser.” He smirked in satisfaction as he winked at you.

Originally posted by smuttwd

extremedreammachine  asked:

So, What do you think Lance would start teasing about Keith? Like about the lil' ears and fangs? I mean we need some quality Lance-Keith teasing

Like my heart, MY HEART

Before I answer this may I also reference you to this other post I made that has some quality Lance teasing if Keith has a floppy ear? It’s still precious to my heart. 

-Keith has this tiny little fangs that show up in his teeth, there are only four of them, and they’re barely bigger than his others but Lance won’t let it go 

-”He’s like a little baby Dracula!” “Shut up Lance,”

-When Keith gets even a little annoyed he will bare his teeth in annoyance, which used to initially work when Lance wasn’t prepared for it but now he’s grown used to it and will just give him a shit eating grin

-”Awww look at his little baby fangs, Shiro look!”

-Literally a highlight in Lance’s teasing career was the day Keith washed his ears and they got all fluffy like most fur after baths. 

-”I couldn’t make stuffed animals cuter than that”

-”Yeah well at least Allura didn’t make fun of them within the first five seconds of seeing them.”

-Lance comes alive when they twitch and reveal Keith’s real emotions in a situation. I can tell you’re embarrassed Keith You’re ears give it all away

-There was one bloody morning when Shiro, who had been minding his own business mind you, saw a Lance running for his life with a hell bent Keith on his trail. If there was a super glued tail and sharpie drawn whiskers, Shiro decided it might be best not to say

-Lance once bought Keith a nail file…for his teeth

-”Have you seen a hot headed teenager about yay high wearing red armor sporting an adorable set of fangs and some fluffy overly emotional set of purple ears?”

-Lance once made a pair of ear headbands out of paper mache when Keith was asleep and attached them to his Paladin helmet. 

-Lance once paid Hunk and Pidge to call Keith fluffy for a whole 24 hours, and it only came to an end when Keith went to Coran for help which shows how desperate he really was to make them stop

-He attempted to stick candy fangs in his mouth once, and let’s just say that didn’t end well. (Don’t worry Keith got him back by painting red bite marks on his neck and Lance thought he was going to transform into a galra hybrid for hours )

-But in all don’t get Lance wrong, he’s the only one outside of the other paladins allowed to make fun of Keith like this.

-Literally kicked a Galra’s ass for making a comment on Keith’s “pathetic little fangs” and Keith may or may not have been impressed. He refuses to comment. 

~

I hope this satisfy’s your needs luv, because this was so cute to write oml. <3 @extremedreammachine

To The Hommie Who Wanted To Know Who In BTS Is A Virgin...

OKIE SO THIS WAS REQUESTED BY TWO PEOPLE.(THANK YOU FOR REQUESTING BC I WANT TO KNOW TOO) THIS IS NO PARTICULAR ORDER…

JHOPE… DEFINANTLY NOT A VIRGEN….FROM WHAT I HAVE GATHERED HOBI WAS IN A SERIOUS THREE YEAR REALTIONSHIP BEFORE HE BECAME AN IDOL…IDK THAT MUCH ABOUT KOREA’S DATING CUSTOMS BUT I DO KNOW COUPLES LIKE TO WEAR MACHING UNDERWEAR (DON’T ASK) SO THREE YEARS IS A LONG TIME AND I’M LIKE 10000% OUR LITTLE ANGLE LOST HIS V CARD…. AND COME ONE LOOK AT THOSE DAMN BODY ROLLS *DROOLS* FLKJD SOMEONE HAS HAD TO HAVE CLIMBED THAT BOI LIKE A MONKEY…. 

JIN…DAMN STRAIGHT HE’S NOT A VIRGIN… THE MAN IS 24 GOD DAMN YEARS OLD UNLESS HE’S WAITING ON THE RETURN OF CHRIST THIS BOI HAS BEEN DOING THE NO NO CHA CHA FOR A LITTLE WHILE NOW..HE ISN’T THE BIGGEST PERVERT IN BTS FOR NOTHING… THIS BOYS LOOKS LIKE N ANGLE BUT SO DID SATAN ANOTHER REASON I BELIEVE IN MY HEART THAT HE IS DADDY AF… LIKE HAVE YOU SEEN THIS BOY FHLHAKFV DADDY…. I’M SORRY BUT HE IS ONE OF THE BIGGEST PERVERTS IN BANGTAN AND THE OLDEST MEMBER MEANING HE WASN’T A FETUS WHEN THEY DEBUT…HE HAD A LITTLE TIME.. TO GET LAID… 

RAP MONSTER…. THIS LITTLE SHIT IS DEFIANTLY NOT A VIRGIN LIKE THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL… FIRST OF ALLHE IS THE KINKIEST BOI LIKE I WILL BET YOU MONEY HE IS LOW KEY HIGH KEY HORNY AF 24/7..JUST ASK JACKSON HE KNOWS ….. (GOD FORGIVE ME) HE IS THE BIGGEST PERVERT IN BANGTAN (BESIDES JIN.. HE’S THE REASON THEIR WORKROOM COMPUTER HAS SO MANY VIRUSES…. LIKE I WHEN THEY WERE DOING A RADIO SHOW YOONGI SAID NAMJOON WAS IN AMERICA “PLAYING” HIDE THE HOT DOG (WHERE THE HELL WAS I?)… JUST LOOK AT THE SIN IN HIS EYES… 10/10 WOULD BANG NO MATTER HOW KINKY HE IS… TIE ME UP AND CALL ME BABY GIRL PLS…. 

V… I’M LIKE 1000% SURE THAT THIS PRECIOUS LITTLE PINEAPPLE IS STILL A VIRGIN…. AND I WILL FIGHT YOU… LIKE ‘M SORRY BUT THERE IS SOMETHING ABOUT TAE THAT JUST SPEAKS TO ME AND SAYS AYYEE GURLLL I STILL GOT DIS V CARD… AND IS NO ONE GONNA ADDRESS THE FACT THAT HIS STAGE NAME IS V LIKE COME ON… I FEEL LIKE HE’S PROBABLY DONE STUFF BUT NOT THE ACTUAL DIRTY SO HE IS STILL A VIRGIN BC JILL(HAND) DOESN’T COUNT… LIKE I CAN SEE IT IN HIS EYES HE IS JUST TO PRECIOUS FOR THIS WORLD… BUT THAT DOESN’T MEAN HE ISN’T A DIRTY LITTLE SHIT LIKE THE REST OF BTS… I SEE YOU BOO…

SUGA… THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL YOONGI IS A VIRGIN.. NOT WITH THOSE HANDS…. SUGA IS SECOND OLDEST…I CAN SEE THE TRUTH IN HIS EYESTHIS BOY HAS BEEN DOING SOME DIRTY THINGS… I FEL IT IN MY SOUL GUYS LIKE HHJAD….. I SEE IT…JUST LOOK AT THOSE HANDS AND THAT JAW LINE SOMEONE HAS HAD TO HAVE RODE THAT UNICORN….I AM 10000000% SURE THAT His TOOTSIE ROLL HAS TICKLED SOME LAFFY TAFFYS BEFORE AND NO ONE WILL CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE 

JIMIN…IS A VIRGIN…THERE IS HOPE FOR ALL OF US…  OKIE SO NO CAN DENY THAT THIS BOY IS LITERAL SEX ON LEGS LIKE… HOW IN FUCK CAN SOMEONE HAVE A BODY LIKE THAT AND THE FACE OF AN ANGLE IT’S JUST TOO MUCH FOR ME TBH… WHICH IS WHY I THINK HE’S STILL A VIRGIN.. NOT SAYING HE HASN’T DONE ANY OTHER SEXUAL THINGS BC THAT BOY IS GOD DAMN FILTHY AND HE KNOWS IT…LIKE I CAN SEE HIM BEING REALLY BUSY WORKING ON HIS DANCING AND BANGTAN AND OBSESSING OVER KOOKIE … LIKE HE IS FAR TO BUSY TO BE DOING THE BEAST WITH TWO BACKS… LIKE WHOEVER GETS TO BRAKE IN THAT BEAUTIFUL PIECE OF ASS HAS HAD TO HAVE SAVED 6 COUNTRIES IN THEIR PAST LIFE…. 

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST THE GOLDEN MAKNE…

JEON JUNGKOOK… IS NOT A VIRGIN… FIGHT ME… YES HE IS INNOCENT AF “AS FAR AS EVERYONE KNOWS” BUT THERE’S JUST SOMETHING ABOUT HIM… LIKE I CAN FEELIT IN MY GUT… I CAN’T TRUST SOMEONE THAT CAN GO FROM 15 TO 25 IN LIKE .2 SECONDS… I’M LIKE 899938383% SURE KOOKIE IS DADDY AF LIKE HE LOOKS ALL INNOCENT AND SWEET BUT BOI IS A FREAK LIKE YOU THOUGH NAMJOON WAS KINKY… WAIT TILL YOU MEET DADDY KOOKIE….. I FEEL LIKE THIS IS A RECENT CHANGE LIKE HE WAITED UNTIL HE WAS OF AGE..THAT WOULD EXPLAIN ALL HIS RECENT ATTITUDE AND JAWLINE LATELY… WHICH I’M NOT COMPLAINING BC DAMN… 

AGAIN THIS IS JUST MY OPINION… TO THE PEOPLE WHO REQUESTED THAT HERE YOU GO… SORRY OT TOOK ME SO LONG….LET ME KNOW IF YOU AGREE WHY? OR WHY NOT?