look at that koala

If you ever thought that a koala was this cute, nice looking animal, I’m here to tell you that you couldn’t be more wrong. Here I am in Australia, enjoying my time and wanting to see all the different animals they have. I come across a koala that looks so dang adorable so what do I do? I move closer to it and start petting it, take into my arms only for it start clawing at my face and biting my arm. Yep, that happened. Maybe I should’ve listened to my girlfriend who said they actually aren’t friendly but instead I gave it a shot and came out of it with a scratched up and bloody face. Beware of the koalas.

happy birthday to a special bean!

jeff atkins as your boyfriend

  • i haven’t even begun and i’m sobbing
  • jeff is one of the very few decent jocks at the school and one of the most sweetest boys ever
  • despite him telling Clay so much about how to get Hannah and how to be a smooth talker he literally face planted when he tried to ask you out the first time
  • he got so flustered & embarrassed he just pretended he asked you to meet him outside to help him with maths homework (that’s when he properly asks you out in the library w/ flowers awww)
  • you two went to the cinema for your first date where Clay and Hannah gave you free popcorn & drinks, while laughing at Jeff cause he finally grew the balls to ask you out
  • “At least I can ask the girl i want out, can’t say the same for Clay.”
  • cue awkward silence between clay n hannah while the two of you quickly skadaddle away to watch the movie
  • it went rlly well Jeff even pulled the cliche yawning and wrapping his arm around you thing
  • he drove you home and you gave him a lil peck on the cheek before you went inside, he was still blushing when he went to sleep that night aww
  • he tells you such cute things in Spanish but won’t tell you what they mean unless u speak Spanish then he’s stumped
  • you don’t take his letterman jacket he gives it to you when you went to one of his baseball matches since you were cold and bc you are obviously his no.1 fan??
  • he loves wrapping you up in his jumper and how it smells like you once you give it back if you give it back lol 
  • he got so giddy when you kissed him for the first time when he brought you out to get ice cream for your 3rd date & he finally asked you to be his girlfriend
  • when he went home that night he told his mom & dad everything and doesn’t shut up about you for the next 3904820 years
  • he always leave cute lil notes in your locker like “head up hermosa!” or “you look stunning my cariñoa”
  • Jeff is basically a koala bear, you’re trying to study in the library? you’re in his lap and he’s nuzzling you. You’re talking to a friend? He’s wrapped you up from behind. You’re both at home chilling? He’s nappin’ on ya booty
  • he’s usually covering you in kisses & makin u red but once you kiss that lil sweet spot on his jaw you can bet your ass he’s as red as a lobster
  • his kisses are either quick and simple or loooonnnnggg and sensual ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 
  • he forever teases you about the time you two were in the middle of heated makeout session on his couch and his parents suddenly came home an hour earlier than expected 
  • they were just happy Jeff finally found someone good for him :) 
  • and you and his mom end up bonding & Jeff knows he’s found his soulmate  
  • you had gone to Jessica’s party with Jeff  & you two were the wingpeople for clay and hannah the whole night
  • Until he went on the dreaded beer run :’(
  • except it wasn’t a dreaded beer run because you convinced him to stay at the party with you and let some other jock do it, because you two had to find out what happened between clay & hannah
  • so sadly a different student died that night nd Jeff beat himself about it for a long time because he wasn’t the one in the car but you were there for him every single time
  • there’s those tender moments when Jeff will feel really vulnerable and stare at you with such intensity and love & you will kiss away all his worries
  • on more than one occasion Bryce would make a fleeting comment about you and you had to literally sit on Jeff so he wouldn’t throw fists at him
  • Clay becomes the third wheel at Jeff’s study sessions but Clay is just happy ya boi has found the one for him
  • Jeff always takes you out an spontaneous road trips, you sitting in the passenger seat, legs on his lap and the windows rolled down, blasting your shared playlist
  • once you two get more comfortable in your relationship there’s been more than one mishap when your guardian(s) gave out to you about those hickeys on your neck :))
  • his lockscreen is of you wearing his letterman jacket while looking out at the sunset (artsy amirite)
  • yours is of him caught offguard with ice cream on his nose, aw
  • he always remembers the little, insignificant things about you as well as your anniversary dates!!
  • he doesn’t get jealous easily but when he does he’ll turn into a grumpy child and won’t talk until you pepper his face with kisses and have a movie marathon w/ him, only then is he a happy camper 
  • in all jeffery atkins issa perfect boyfriend who deserves the entire world :)))
Kwon Hyunbin's ‘preys’ throughout Produce 101 (part 1)

😂seriously tho.

started with 1) Minhyun (certified ship by ↓ themselves)

2) Seonho (if F grade should do couplings, these two 😂)

3) Jonghyun (the ultimate father-son material)

4) Jisung (momma bear and his giant baby)

5) Sungwoon (the ‘diD HE JUST KISS SUNGWOON??’ also dem holding hands)

6) Jaehwan (the hyung who facepalm but also cried the hardest when he got eliminated)

7) Haknyeon (”if i can be born again… i want to be hyunbinnie-hyung”)

8) Taehyun (cutest height differences in flashes)

9) Donghan (visual bros united)

10) Taedong (LOOK IT’S CAMERA! *SMOOCH*)

11) Sunghyuk (koala and his tree)

12) Donghyun (baby and his baby)

(will continue on part 2, there are too many of them 😂😅)

malfoyheritage  asked:

Hey!! Much congrats much congrats!! 😄 I want Draco saying "I've never needed you as much as I do now." You is amazing! Keep up!! 😙

omg thank you!!! <3
Soooo, you already know
I kinda cheated and turned your line into a chat post already haha

I really wanted it to be the punchline and it wouldn’t have worked if people had known the line beforehand :D

Also… this one right here turned into such a mess - I don’t even know what happened? Like, I know my mind is weird sometimes… but this? No idea! :D

Anyway - thank you so much for the line and omg also for this: #love your blog honestly!! I love your blog as well! <3 ;)


Harry: *at work, receives owl*

Letter from Draco: I’ve never needed you as much as I do now!

Harry: *drops letter in excitement, floos home*

Harry: *while tearing off his clothes* I’m here, baby! I’m ready, let’s- Baby?

Bathroom: *flooded*

Living room: *full of goats*

Sofa: *destroyed*

Koalas: *hanging from the curtain rods*

Nifflers: *throwing around cutlery*

Baby dragon: *scowling at goats* Pew!

Toaster: *fuming*

Stove: *on fire*

Draco: *covered in flour and chocolate while a koala climbs on his head*

Draco: Help?


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