look at that jerk

Imagine being a video editor or publicist or whatever for Feminist Frequency, staring at your phone because you only produce 20 minutes of content a year, and Anita Sarkisian, your boss, writhes into your office demanding to know if you ever jerked off to some naked Avatar-looking vixen from a decade old Star Fox spin-off.

Because that apparently actually happened to several people yesterday.

Lovely P2

MOVIE: MAZE RUNNER 
COUPLE: NEWT X READER
RATING: SMUTTY

Part 1 Lovely

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Why is Riven more forgiven by the fandom for some of the stuff that he does?Like Sky isn’t my most favourite specialist either but everyone always brings up how he “cheated on Bloom” with Diaspro despite me tearing down that claim. 


Is it because of his backstory, which was also never conveniently mentioned in the show? To me, it just seems like a detail that Rainbow threw in so that he wouldn’t look like a complete jerk. Are we just harder on Sky because he’s meant to be a charming prince despite acting rash at times? Then why aren’t we hard on the mysterious rebel for act like a jerk for no reason. 

1. Riven never apologized to Musa for his screwing around by in season 1.
2. Riven never apologized for his rude behavior in season 3, it was just “oh Musa isn’t cheating on me with Nabu, guess I should act nicer again.”
3. Riven never apologized for his shenanigans in season 6. Saying that you just want to protect your girlfriend doesn’t excuse acting like a douche to her and your friends. 

I would’ve wanted Sky to apologize to Diaspro as well but he at least apologized to Bloom in season 1 for what happened. 

As 4kids Bloom would say: “I still can’t figure out why Musa’s got a crush on you.” 

I mean, there’s a difference between Bad Boy and Bastard, and I think Riven leans towards the latter while a guy like Nex is a real example of a Bad Boy. 

Friends to Lovers – Renji

A/N: Here’s the second idea for a jealous Renji. Dancing is a theme apparently with me, lol. I hope you enjoy it @howlingforrenji


Renji can feel an eye twitch developing the longer he watches you, your words becoming a white noise as a headache makes itself known. It’s not that he dislikes talking with you, quite the opposite in fact. You’ve become one of his best friends because you’re just so damn easy to get along with. Unlike other women he’s befriended you don’t bring about unnecessary drama and the simplicity of your friendship is refreshing. Plus you’ve seen him at his absolute worst and are still around.

So why do I feel like I’m being stabbed in the chest?”

“So what do you think?” you ask turning from your closet. You frown. Renji is staring at the wall. Walking up to him you flick his ear and he jerks his head to look at you.

“What?” he asks gruffly and you almost flinch. What’s got his panties in a bunch?

“I asked you a question asshole. What’s going on with you?” you ask crossing your arms.

“Nothin’,” he grumbles, “what was the question?”

You sigh. If Renji doesn’t want to tell you what’s wrong you won’t push it, it’ll just make it worse. Taking a deep breath you ask holding up your new dress, “What do you think of this dress?” You’re surprised to see him appear to actually be thinking before answering. Most guys would just spout out “Fine” or “I dunno know” or even more irritatingly just shrug. Finally he looks up with a slight grin.

“Not sure, I’d have ta see it on ya,” he replies. This surprises you but you smile at his reinvigorated (however slight) interest. You really do want an opinion on this before your date shows up and you end up looking like a fool.

“Ok, give me a minute,” you say and head into the bathroom.

As soon as the door shuts Renji lets out a frustrated breath. What the hell is the matter with him? Spacing out, ignoring you, this isn’t how he usually is when he’s with you. Usually you have all of his attention or he’s teasing you or you tease him or something. But ever since you’d announced that afternoon you were going on a date with Ikkaku he’s been feeling unease, which doesn’t make any sense because the cue ball is, while irritating and a bit too fight obsessive, overall a good guy. He should be happy that someone he trusts as much as him wants to take his best friend out. So why-

His thoughts abruptly cut short as you emerge from the bathroom. No one should be allowed to look this good in such a simple dress. But the navy blue sets off the red highlights in your hair and the shimmering green eye shadow contrasts the brown of your irises making them brighter. Your lips are tinted a faint pink and he realizes just how infrequently he’s seen you wear makeup. Not that you need it, but there’s something about the way you look now that is short circuiting the synapses in his brain.

“So? You think it’s a good choice?” you ask him nervously. The blank expression on his face either means it’s really good or really bad. But before he can answer there’s a knock at the door. Your eyes shoot to the clock. “Shit! I didn’t realize it was already so late,” you exclaim and rush back to your closet to grab shoes. Over your shoulder you say, “Well, I hope it’s good because I don’t have a choice now.”

You chuckle as you walk by Renji ruffling the top of his head and making him grunt in irritation at you messy up his pony tail. “Thanks for nothin’ you bump on a log, see ya later,” you say good-naturedly and walk to your door. Opening it you find Ikkaku standing there in dark blue jeans and white button shirt, though the sleeves have been ripped showing off his biceps. It’s a look you’re sure only he can pull off.

“Heya, ____-chan, you look great,” he says grinning.

“Thanks, um, one sec,” you say and turn to shout over your shoulder, “Renji, I’m leaving, can you make sure to lock up before you go?” You hear a muffled affirmation of your request and turn back to your date. “Let’s go!” you say excitedly.

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Playing with a lazer and a cat – Voltron level

WELL, @klanced made me do this sketch ; and then @loveanimationfan came up with this idea and…

Here is the Lance & Blue comic I promised !
Omg I spent way too much time on this …
I really LOVE to draw Lance & Blue <3 My fav paladin & Lion.
(And yes, Paladins playing with their lions would be the cutest thing.)
(I will definitely draw more lion stuff.)

[ 00 - 01 - … - Halloween special - christmas special ]

eurovision alignments
  • Lawful ballad: Typically kind of boring, but qualifies because you can't NOT vote for it or else you'll look like a jerk. Probably about love. Or peace.
  • Neutral ballad: Trying to be a power ballad but the singer just isn't that good. Maybe about love, but not in a guilt-trippy kind of way. Sounds better in studio.
  • Chaotic ballad: Strong, overly dramatic power ballad. Either the best thing you've ever heard or just way too extra. There is no in between.
  • Lawful schlager: Upbeat and really generic, like it's trying to make sure it qualifies. Probably written by someone from Sweden.
  • Neutral schlager: Passes for a normal pop song, at least mostly. Incredibly radio-friendly. Gets a lot of jury votes.
  • Chaotic schlager: Not quite a joke entry, but could be mistaken for one if you squint. Lots of glitter and exposed skin. Why people think Eurovision is gay.
  • Lawful crazy: The staging and outfits and pretty much everything looks like a fever dream, but the entry still resembles a song. 10/10 would dance to while drunk.
  • Neutral crazy: Any entry that just screams, "hey, we REALLY don't feel like hosting next year." Almost never qualifies. Just as planned.
  • Chaotic crazy: Looks and sounds like a shitpost, because they put serious effort into making sure it looks and sounds like a shitpost. Gets a fuckton of televotes.

I just had the most adorable headcanon.

Headcanon that Guzma loves all Bug type Pokemon, regardless of how they look.

From the terrifying Golisopod to the Tastes-Like-Diabetes level of cute in Cutiefly, he doesn’t discriminate.

Speaking of Cutiefly, sometimes, if he’s in a super good mood, a swarm of them appear and linger around him for a bit. Harming them leads to severe repercussions, although he will let his grunts catch them if they want one and swear to take care of it.

Often I ask myself why I’ve fallen for you; how is it possible I’m in love with someone who isn’t mine? But then I replay our interactions over and over in my mind. The way you tease me, our playful fights, the stupid inside jokes. The way you look at me when something funny happens, the way your head jerks up when I begin speaking. And the answer becomes obvious. I’m in love with you because you’re my someone special. You’re incredibly stupid and immature and blind to others feelings; but you’re also talented and funny and unique in your childish ways. And you’re not mine, but our memories don’t lie. You’re the one who read the love hearts to me, you’re the one who asked for a dance, but you’re also the one who’s afraid he’s lost his chance.
—  Excerpt from a book I will never write #1206 // I must ask you this: you’re in love with me too, so why don’t you take the risk
Viktor's conflicting feels about Beka headcanons

-He may or may not pretend he can’t pronounce “Otabek” correctly.

-Viktor once tried to get Beka drunk so he could prove he is irresponsible…Viktor got drunk instead, Beka was the designated driver.

-drunk!Viktor often cries about how beautiful Otayuri is and how happy he is for his son.

-Viktor has Beka’s contact saved as “Son In Law that Wants to Steal My Baby”

-He may or may not have secretly installed a tracking device on Yuri’s phone and that’s how Viktuuri always “conisidentially” runs into Otayuri on dates.

-He’s always “complaing” about Beka to Yuuri “Ugh look at the stupid loving way he’s gazing at our son! Flipping jerk always thinking about his safety…HE WOULDN’T NEED TO IF THEY RODE SOMETHING NORMAL INSTEAD OF THAT DEATH TRAP!!!” Yuuri rolls with it and tries not to laugh.

-Beka’s motercycle is nothing but an accident waiting to happen to Viktor and he sends Yuri a million messages whenever they ride it.

-Part of Viktor wants to marry Otayuri right where they stand the other part wants to take Yuri somewhere far away where no gangster will ever lay their filthy paws on him again! (his words)

-“Pffft at least he’s not JJ!!! But I still hate him!!! Change your hair or something Otabek it looks too much like JJ’s!!!”

-One day they have this nice father/future son in law day. Viktor bought Beka a suit and Beka paid for their eXpEnSivE mEaL.

-It was all going perfectly until they got home and Yuri glomped Beka and ignored Viktor.

-Viktor has to smile and deal with it when Yuri’s hair is in a nice braid because “WOW MY PRECIOUS SON YOU LOOK SO PRETTY” and “OTABEK BRAIDED YOUR HAIR?! PFFT I COULD MAKE IT LOOK BETTER!!!”

-Viktor may or may not have been the first one to use the ship name “Otayuri”.

-Of course when no one is around and someone talks bad about Otabek Viktor goes into full on rage mode “WTF DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY SON IN LAW?! HE IS A HERO AND WILL MAKE SURE MY SON IS HAPPY!!!!”

-Speaking of the “Hero” nickname Viktor may or may not have written a very fluffy fairytale AU about the Hero and Fairy.

-In which this Hero cowers before the Fairy’s very handsome father and does like a million trials to prove his love!!!

-Viktor really does care about Beka and trully thinks Otayuri is perfect he just takes the Overprotective Dad™ role waaaaaay tooooo faaaaar

I sometimes think about how much easier it would’ve been in The Last Mabelcorn if they just brought Pacifica along.

Like imagine C Beth turning away Mabel but Paz walks up to her, pulls out some sugar cubes from her pocket, and bribes the fuck out of a unicorn. Then she notices everyone staring at her wide-eyed as she casually pulls a bit of mane from C Beth’s neck and is all “Look, I’m always prepared for horse-related emergencies I own like twelve…”