look at that grin oh my god

Kanaya Style Variation Ratings

0 is “I love her” and 10 is me sobbing on the floor

The Kanaya sprite, a classic. Not a fan of sprites, personally, and by the time we got to Kan’s intro I was hoping for a bit less. 2/10

A better introduction. She is clearly jacked, by the 1 handed grip on that chainsaw, and offers a mischievous grin upwards. 6/10

oh m- oh my god oh- ethereal. 9/10

Kan’s first talksprite. Cryptid. 1/10

Crayonaya - for the actions and resurrection,  7/10

Please. 8/10

“But that’s the exact same art style, same scen-” 7/10

Oh my; tall, looks like a teen, as she is a teen. 10/10

Kanaya’s second talksprite- shaped like a friend. 10/10

: 7/10

Everything was red doo dodo. Ferocious.  6/10

“That’s from Paradox Space, not-” 11/10

“THAT’S ALS-” 8/10

ok this is her talksprite again but look how much she does not give a shit. 6/10

A sketchy colored look with good shapes, 7/10

she looks really cute w the left side of her face swollen, like a dog who ate a bee 9/10

dumfoundedly happy 20/10

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(Requested)

“Oh my god, that was the definition of awesome, that was fantastic! My heart can’t take this, Tom, it really can’t, and the part where-”

“So I’m guessing that you liked it?” your boyfriend grinned, pausing the Youtube clip. You put a hand on his shoulder, trying to calm down your inner fangirl a little.

“Robert Downey Jr. was pure perfection,” you finished your rant, making Tom give  you a dead-panned look. “What?”

Shitty, one day, comes to a glorious realization and has to tell Jack. 

“Dude!”

“Yeah?”

Shitty looks at the questioning Jack with a large grin. 

“I just realized that if you put both yours and Bitty’s last names together…”

“Yeah…?” Jack urges on, an eyebrow raised. 

“You get the wonderful result that is...Bittermann.”

Jack’s eyes widen. 

“Oh my god.” 

Somebody Else Pt 4

Pt 1 Pt 2 Pt 3 Pt 5

Genre: Smut, Angst, college AU

Pairing: Jungkook x reader x Taehyung

Summary: You had met Jungkook on a summer day at the age of 10,  at 12 you became best friends,  at 14 you had your first kiss,  at 15 you fell in love and at 16 you made love. You’ve never really knew what heartbreak was until at the age of 18 he broke your heart.

Inspired by Somebody else by the 1975.

A/N: Sorry if i have grammar mistakes, English is not my first language.

I wasn’t gonna post this today but here it is :)


You didn’t hear his almost inaudible whisper as he stroked your hair, hugging you closer to him “What am I going to do with you? You make me crazy”. You looked up to him, his strands of blonde hair matted in sweat pushed back. “That was amazing” you whispered.

“I know right? I was made for this” he cockily grinned. “Oh my god you are such a tease” you hit his chest and he grabs your hands as he places his finger against your lips. ”But I know you love it”. He says before he sucks your bottom lip into his mouth.


A week went by and all you could think about was Taehyung, his kisses, his very touch, his beautiful laughter, his silly way of being… he was the calm after the storm. But you couldn’t stop Jungkook’s name from crossing your mind at least once a day. Since the fight he had sent you dozens of texts, he even called you. But you had ignored each one of them. You had decided with Taehyung that you would keep your “relationship” secret for a while until you were ready to tell Jungkook. You really didn’t know what to tell Jungkook; “I like one of your best friends and I want to try to have a relationship with him?” You knew that wouldn’t work, you knew that the moment you would see Jungkook, the name Taehyung would disappear from your head. You knew that the moment you tried to leave Jungkook he would follow you and absorb you again, so strong was your attachment to him, so strong the name of Jeon Jungkook was buried in your heart.

A nocked sounded at your front door and you hurried to get out of the couch to open it,

You looked through the peephole of the door to meet a young man with blond hair, you smiled to yourself before opening the door with a smile on your face. “What are you doing here?” You asked.

Taehyung stood in front of the now open door with his characteristic grin. “I just wanted to see you” he replied; entering to your house with a long step to shorten the distance of your bodies. He cupped your cheeks in both of his hands and gently pressed his pink lips against yours. A feeling of calmness running through you right away; It was always like that with Taehyung, he managed to generate that effect in people; Tranquility.

You closed the door by pushing him against it, melting in the kiss deeper. If you were thinking about Jungkook just moments ago; that name was now in the depths of your head.

Taehyung was the first to separate his lips for air. “someone is anxious?” He chuckled softly. “Yah! You appeared out of nowhere in my apartment” you said blushing. "Speaking of which, what are you doing here seriously?”

“You didn’t want to see me?” He asked frowning, pretending to be hurt. “Firstly I really wanted to see you and … secondly there’s a party at Jackson’s tomorrow, you should go …” he said as he walked towards the sofa to sit on.

“Uh oh Jungkook will surely be there Tae, I’m not ready yet” Saying the name of your ex aloud still was hard and more with the man who was in front of you at the moment.

“Listen… I know Jungkook will be there, but this is an opportunity to show him that you are more than an object with which he can play and then throw away.” He stopped and then continued. “I’m not telling you to tell Jungkook about … our relationship” The last word came out in a sigh, the way he said it made you feel bad, you knew that Tae wanted to be with you officially, wanted to show everyone how happy he could make you, but it was not yet the time when Jungkook still fluttered in your mind. “Just go, take Minah with you, have some fun,” He finished smiling, giving you security.

“You’re right, I could have some fun after all…” you agreed with Taehyung that leaving your house wouldn’t do you so bad, you could always leave the party if you felt uncomfortable. “If you want to leave just send me a text and we’ll leave together, what do you think?” He said in a seductive voice, intending to continue what had happened a few minutes ago between you two.

That ended up convincing you; you had Minah and Tae if something went wrong. Maybe you wouldn’t even see Jungkook with the number of people who used to attend the parties of Jackson.

The reality was that Taehyung was everything you wanted to have after Jungkook broke up with you, someone who was there for you, who would listen to you, who would talk to you, distract you from the horrible thoughts that inhabited your mind. Since the black-haired young man left you, the only thing you could think of was that you weren’t good enough, beautiful enough or intelligent enough and that’s why he left you. You couldn’t help thinking that there was something wrong with you, that you had done something mistakenly, you still didn’t understand very well how fate had made you cross with a person as wonderful as Kim Taehyung, and how he had accepted you with his arms open even knowing how broken you were. There was more of Kim Taehyung than you knew.

Tae’s deep voice brought you back to the real world. “What are you thinking?” He asked and you looked at him in surprise. The question shocked you a little, pushing the thought to the back of your mind, hiding them, with your best smile you answered; “I was just thinking about what to wear tomorrow,” you lied.

“Ah, I do not care what you wear as long as you take it off for me.” He grinned and winked at you as you rolled your eyes at the comment but you couldn’t help but smile.

“Are you thinking about impure things already? What a slutty woman.”

“YAH! What are you saying!? You’re the one who was talking about taking off my clothes!” You replied by throwing yourself to him and hitting him on the chest with both hands.

Suddenly he grabbed you gently but strongly enough for you to not be able to move and turned you around, locking you on the couch with his legs “Or … you can take off your clothes now, I wouldn’t mind,” he said before kissing you roughly.

Here we go again.


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Hard To Get [Intro]

Another series I’m working on besides Kimi Ni Todoke . This will be about my other Baby Daddy, Daveed (with his smiling, sexy ass). Unedited.

*—*–*—*

Renee gave you a tight hug when you walked into the cafe.

“Oh my god, you’ve grown so big!” She stepped back at arms length, looking you up and down.

You grinned, ducking your head down. “Well, puberty does that to a girl, ya know?”

She laughed, pulling you back into her embrace. She rocked you back and forth while spinning the both of you around. You laughed yourself at this.

Renee then led you to a booth near the window, two plates of pastrami sandwiches and large glasses of pop already there.

You sat across from each other, grabbing the cool glass. You smiled after taking a sip.

“You even remembered my favorite drink.”

Renee rolled her eyes. “It’s not like I’ll forget my favorite person’s drink. I keep it all written down,” she said while tapping a finger to her head.

She smiled before picking up her sandwich. “Now catch me up on your life up till now. Emails just aren’t enough.”

You started to give her details on your life. When you were younger, Renee was your babysitter up until you reached 7th grade as she was a close friend to your mother. Then, she was just getting out of college and pursuing a musical theatre career. And she did it. Even when she was rising in the spotlight, she still had time to contact you through emails and phone calls.

Watching her when you were younger inspired you to also pursue the same career. You participated in school plays, community plays and scraped up money to attend shows. You pushed harder than anyone else because of limited resources. Teaching yourself dance, voice and techniques while you saved up money for classes. Working with horses also helped with money for college.

Going into college, you focused primarily on studies. You excelled in classes and on stage.

Sweat and tears was your life for four years. To tell the truth, you had no idea what to do once graduating. What show to audition for or do commercials for a while.

Then you heard of Hamilton.

And your old babysitter was a lead. She sent you clips of the show or the cast acting silly.

You bought the original cast recording. You bought the biography of Alexander Hamilton. You made a Twitter to follow fanpages.

Hamilton took over your life. And you felt your life had purpose.

Auditions opened. You didn’t live in New York so you sent in a video.

A few months passed and graduation was two weeks away. Then you got a call from Lin. Once hanging up, you ran to your performance arts teachers and gave them the news.

You made it as an ensemble member but also a stand in for all three of the Schuyler Sisters.

With goodbyes to family and friends, with a long hug for your mother, you now sat in front of your inspiration in New York City at the age of twenty.

Renee smiled, tears falling from her eyes. She reached over the table and squeezed your hand.

“I’m incredibly proud, and honored, of your achievements. Keep this up and you’ll definitely be going places.”

*__*__*__*

Daveed sat with Anthony and Oak in the common room doing freestyles. Pippa skipped in, a large smile on her face.

“Have you guys heard?”

Anthony stopped snapping his fingers, a smile on his own face. “About the new girl coming today right?”

Oak shifted so he was leaning forward on his elbows. “Heard that Renee use to watch after her when she was younger.”

Jasmine ran into the common then, squealing. She ran to Anthony, squeezing his forearms.

“She’s so freaking adorable!” Jasmine said, another squeal escaping from her.

Daveed leaned back, placing an arm behind his head. “She’s here?”

Jasmine nodded. “In Lin’s room going over things.”

Pippa grabbed Oak’s and Daveed’s arms, pulling them up and off the couch. “Come on. Let’s go greet her!”

*__*__*__*

“And that’s all there is to know. Welcome to the family, [F/Name]!”

Daveed was rushed into Lin’s room by Phillipa. Lin turned, smiling. A head popped around his figure, taking in the newcomers.

Pippa released her grip as she rushed forward to the girl, causing Daveed to miss her face. She let out a small squeak when she was enveloped in a hug.

Renee got from off the couch, laughing. “ Jasmine did the same thing not to long ago.”

Jasmine arrived with Anthony in tow. “Can you blame me? She’s a sweet little cupcake.”

The conversation after that faded after that when Daveed caught sight of her.

She was beautiful.

You curtsy back with a laugh before shaking your head.  “What god awful thing did you do this time, Negan?”

“Ya know what, that fuckin’ hurts my fuckin’ feelin’s.  Who the fuck says I did any-fuckin’-thing bad?”

“Beyond the shit-eating grin and bow?”  He was too charming for his own good…for your own good as you grip the lapels of his jacket and let your lips brush his.  “Give it up, big man, or I’ll have to get rough with ya.”

Negan’s pulls you up against his chest, his laugh shakes your bones, before his lips brand yours with a demanding kiss.  When he pulls back you’re both breathless.  “I got ya somethin’.”

“If you say your dick, I swear to god —” Another kiss stops you as he stuffs the gift into your hand.  You break the kiss, look down in shock.  “Oh my god!”

“Fuckin’ A,” he grins in pride.  “Did fuckin’ good, didn’t I?”

You smile up at him.  “Oh, you did very good.”

“Do I get fuckin’ prize?” He smirks, pressing into you.

“For this?  Abso-fucking-lutely,” you grin, pressing back.

“Fan-fuckin’-tastic!” He cheers, before yanking the Twinkie from your hand.  “This one’s mine,” he cheekily grins as he steps back, raising the treat high above your head to open it.

“Negan!”  You scold, laughing as he stuffs it in his mouth.

“Fuck me hard, these’re fuckin’ amazin’,” Negan declares, eyes nearly rolling back, before smiling down at you. “The rest in the truck are all yours, beautiful.”


Requested by @flames-bring-a-ton-of-ash for my 500 Followers celebration.  Turned out cuter than I expected, but I couldn’t resist doing a bit of a throwback to my “Negan loves Twinkies” headcanon, lol!  Hope you like it!!

The details on this whole shindig is HERE.

Flowers and a date

Fic based on @exadorlion and @midnigtartist’s Firefighter/Doctor Jamilton AU(this is my first time writing Jamilton, and it’s really short and meh..)

“Alex, he’s back.” John quickly told him as he saw Thomas Jefferson, a firefighter that was smitten with Alexander.

“That’s twice in one day..” Alexander said, glancing in the same direction as John, raising an eyebrow, before looking at the papers on the front desk.

“Oh my god..he brought flowers.” John grinned.

Alexander turned his head once more, seeing John was right and slightly blushed. Thomas smiled, waving at the two of them a blush on his own cheeks.

“God, he’s a lovesick puppy~” John commented.

“Yeah right.” Alexander replied. He handed the papers he needed to John. “Put those in my office please, I’m going to go see him.”

“Okay, just make sure not to get too distracted~”

Alexander rolled his eyes at John, but headed over to Thomas. “Hello again Mr. Jefferson, this is the second time you’ve visited today..”

“Oh c'mon Alex, just call me Thomas.” He suggested, handing the flowers to him. “Reason I’m here is to give you these..”

“Well..thank you.” Alexander was a bit flattered, looking over the flowers. They weren’t too extravagant but he still thought they were beautiful. “They’re lovely. And is this the only reason you stopped by?”

“Ye- I-I mean no..no, it’s not. I’m also here to ask..” he grinned, though he looked, and sounded, nervous. “To ask you out on a date..”

Alex was surprised, to say the least. This tall, handsome firefighter with cute hair, was asking him on a date?? This had to be his imagination, but he quickly replied. “A date?”

“Yeah, I figured that we could go out whenever you’re free and get coffee, maybe?” Thomas still sounded nervous, but played it well.

“Hmm..sure. I’ll text you when I’m free.” Alexander replied.

“Alright, looking forward to it!”

Thomas ran out, giddy as could be and left Alexander standing there with the bouquet of flowers in his arms.

“This’ll be interesting..”

3

“Are you happy now, Y/N?” Dean grumbled, stepping out of the bathroom and holding his arms out to display his new look. 

“Oh my god, yes!” you exclaimed, jumping off of the bed and running over to him so you could get a closer look. “Oh, you look so dapper! Now give me a spin.”

“This is stupid,” he muttered under his breath, but he followed your instructions nonetheless, slowly turning in a circle.

You ran your hands over the fabric of his sweater once he had completed his 360 before taking hold of his tie and pulling him close to you. “I can’t decide if I wanna squeeze your cheeks or fuck you.” You grinned, licking your lips teasingly.

“Well,” Dean started with a wink, his hands moving to grab the belt loops of your jeans, “I think we both know which option I’d prefer.”

(x) (x)

anonymous asked:

"Help, my husband is my phone background and my phone keeps running out of battery bc I can’t stop turning it on to look at him" I found this on tumblr but it was wife can u do something with this for sterek it's so cute

thats so freaking cute omg 

Stiles was rummaging through the giant lost and found box at the station when his dad found him.

“Stiles,” he said with a resigned tone. “There’s a good reason you’re going through the lost and found right?”

“Yeah I need a phone charger and I left mine at home.”

“And why do you need a phone charger? It’s not even mid-day yet.”

“I have this really cute picture of Derek as my screensaver and it’s so cute and I can’t stop looking at it and I keep turning my phone on and it’s draining the battery,” Stiles said with a goofy grin on his face.

“Oh god you’ve turned into a sappy husband already and it’s only been a month,” John groaned.

“Oh shut up dad. I’m happy.”

“I know you are. And god knows the two of you deserve happiness. Now stop digging through all that crap and get the spare charger from my office. And get back to work. I don’t pay you to stare at your husband all day.”

Turns out the solution to Stiles’ problem was to print out the picture of Derek and frame it and put it on his desk. Saved him a lot of phone battery, which he ended up draining anyways when he constantly texted Derek throughout the day. Who knew he’d turn into a total sap when he fell in love??

  • Hikaru, to Kyoya: hey, I'm almost ready to go but I can't find my updog
  • Kyoya: what?
  • HIkaru: my updog? I can't find it.
  • Kyoya: I don't understand what an updog is
  • Tamaki walking into the clubroom: what's going on?
  • Kyoya: Hikaru can't find his updog, do you know what that is?
  • Tamaki, looking at Hikaru, grinning: no. I'll help him look for it.
  • Hikaru: never mind.
  • One week later. Everyone lounging in the host club.
  • Tamaki: hey Kyoya can you pass me that matterbaby?
  • Kyoya, confused: what's a matterbaby?
  • Tamaki: nothing baby, what's the matter with you?
  • Kyoya:
  • Tamaki, jumping up and down: oh my god, oh my god I did it. I succeeded where Hikaru failed. This is amazing.
  • Kyoya, internally screaming:
BTS when they catch you masturbating

Requested~  bts reaction when they enter your room and catch you masturbating

Thanks for the request anon!! this was really fun (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

Jin (Seokjin): *startled* *realizes what you’re doing under the covers* OH MY GOD JAGI I’M SORRY *covers his eyes and runs out of the room*

Suga (Yoongi): looks like you don’t need me anymore *lies down next to you to take a nap*

J-Hope (Hoseok): *judging you* you couldn’t wait for me huh?

Rap Monster (Namjoon): alright then *takes his pants off and joins you*

Jimin: *smirks* you need some help?

V (Taehyung): wow …. I sure hope you were thinking of me? *grins*

Jungkook: *really embarrassed* *also really turned on* OH MY GOD *can’t stop staring at you*

Credit to the gif owners~

God Save The Queen: Part 1

Sirius: *grins* Hello. 

Remus: Again? 

Sirius: Again. 

Remus: That’s the third day in a row… How’s Lily taking you stealing James on a nightly basis? 

Sirius: *grins* Don’t worry, we’ve worked out a joint custody deal. 

Remus: *snorts* Oh deer… *trails off* 

Remus: *stares* 

Remus: *raises an eyebrow* I have bags under my eyes, that looks like makeup. 

Sirius: Well…….. It’s not.

Remus: … Alright. *shrugs* Not like I haven’t seen you in makeup before. 

Sirius: Oh c’mon… that was high school. *grins* All the cool guys wore guyliner. *sighs dramatically* It was a phase. 

Remus: Night Pads… 

To Be Continued

2

when you saw Finnick you laughed, “oh my god. what are you wearing?!”

he sighed, “dont tell me i dont look hot.”

you looked him up and down… slowly, then you grinned mischievously at him, “you dont look hot.” 

he made a move for you and you turned around to run but his arms encircled your waist, pulling you back against his chest. you felt his breath against your neck, felt him smile, “admit you like me.” his lips brushed your skin with each word.

there was a sound signifying you both needed to get to your chariots. he let you go and you turned to face him, “if you want me to admit i like you, you’ll have to try a lot harder than this.”

consider this: alex and maggie having a little date at alexs apartment, alex cooking dinner,
and all that but kara had a bad day and flies in through the window and forgot that they had a date and she starts freaking out like ‘oh my god im so sorry i forgot i didnt mean to ruin your date’ and then maggies like 'eat dinner with us little danvers’ and scoots her chair over for kara to sit and alex just looks at maggie and grins because she really couldnt ask for a better girlfriend

Kissing Under the Mistletoe Headcanons

Requested by: No-one

Fandom: Overwatch

Characters: Mcree, Tracer, Hanzo, and Genji.

Mcree -

-Honestly his was the most simple and unexpected

-you were looking at you phone and leaning against the door frame when he walked over and just causally kissed you then walked out

-He made it seem like it was nothing but he was totally planning it the whole time.


Hanzo -

-Oh my god just kill him already

-He was basically the same shade as the berry of the mistletoe its self.

-You had to kiss him because he was nearly paralyzed 

-You left him there shocked and dead inside. He did actually care though

-He stayed there blushing with his mouth hanging open until his brother found him and couldn’t stop laughing and asking who it was.


Tracer -

-You were just walking into the other room of the base and then looked up and saw a cheeky grin

-”Oh you know what this means!”

-Oh my god she was so happy!

-She made it seem like it was a weird coincidence but she totally saw you and blinked over.


Genji -

-It was so awkward 

-You stared at each other, then up, then at each other, then up. 

-TBH you didn’t know you should take off his visor or kiss the visor 

-He didn’t know either

-You just gave him a little kiss on the cheek and ran out of the room while he left the room the other way awkwardly bumping into his brother. 


~ Sorry if this sucks! This is my first one ever. aaaa! ~