Imagine Bucky and your kid sitting in a restaurant blowing straw wrappers at eachother and you just sit there shaking your head. Then one of them hits your check and you whisper-shout "that's it!" and start pummeling them with wrappers right as the waitress comes over. She gives you a demeaning look and Bucky's just sitting there silently laughing. "You know doll, that's really inappropriate behavior in public." He and your child give you shit-eating grins as you mutter and plot revenge.
oh my god this made me giggle, I also feel like this is how a prank war starts hahah