Summary: Phil is less than excited to start his Sex in the Bible course, but he can’t bring himself to regret it when he meets a gorgeous angel dressed in all pink by the name of Dan. Word Count: 11,068 Warnings: Lots of religious talk, homophobia, physical fight, smut A/N: Hey guys! I wrote this because I was tired of people writing a religious fic where Phil continuously tries to get Dan to sin. So this came out, where they both respect each other despite their religious differences (With a dash of sex at the end). If you’re uncomfortable reading smut then no worries! It’s easy to tell when they’re going to get it on and it ends at the ’-’ and is very close to the end (: Lastly, special thanks to @insanityplaysfics for betaing this for me and giving me this entire idea! Also thank you @phandommother for helping me out with the idea as well and listening to me rant about it :’) Title Creds: Cement - Citizen Read it on AO3
Phil didn’t know why he decided to take the class. None of his friends were taking it and it honestly seemed like a lot of shit that Phil didn’t particularly care about, shit that didn’t really help him with his future career in any way. It seemed like a class that had a lot of reading, reading that Phil would probably never do, and let’s be honest, he probably only took the class because it had the word ‘sex’ in the title.
He walked into his Sex in the Bible class five minutes late on his first day.
The teacher didn’t bat an eye. Heads didn’t turn to look at him. Phil just sauntered in and stood at the back of the lecture room with his backpack slung over one shoulder while he scanned the room for a seat. Sometimes he forgot just how uncaring everyone was in university. He could just walk in ten to twenty minutes late and nobody would give a shit. Especially not in a class where there were over one hundred students.
(He didn’t understand why there were so many students in Sex in the Bible. They probably also just took the class because of the word ‘sex’).
“So let me get this straight, your brother’s bringing his
girlfriend home for dinner this weekend and you ‘sorta’ blurted out that you
have a girlfriend too just because you want to prove that he’s wrong about you
not being able to keep a girl?”
Sheepishly, Jungkook smiles and rubs the back of his
neck. “Yeah, sorta.”
At his nonchalance, you lightly smack his chest; it’s not
like he’s going to feel anything if you straight out punch him anyway. “He’s
that habit where he holds his guitar picks in his mouth; his fingers; Cali boy English; the Icarus rap in Like That Sun; his spirituality and connection to his religion is really admirable; that time he agreed to trade Wonpil for two buckets of friend chicken and a box of boiling crab; his nose is so cute; the gold mine that is his old social media; yellowpostitman; his guitar names; his lame but endearing sense of humor; hashtag king; Jae has really nice legs; his little high pitched laugh when he gets surprised or excited about something
HIS HANDS everything about his hands, the veins and the big knuckles and the way he uses them when he talks and the way his fingers get all crooked when he plays guitar; dancing skills obv; Richard the bike; the way he looks in blazers; the way he looks in tank tops; the first time he cried at their concert; such a neat freak lol; he takes so much care of his members; how he opens his eyes super wide when he's mad; the chorus of like every song; super expressive eyebrows; his shoulders are so broad
he's in college and he studies accounting; his voice is so nice not just his singing voice but just his speaking voice like I could listen to him talk forever; so intense onstage and so soft offstage; his relationship with Terry; when they flipped the banner in Taiwan; he eats so much; that hand symbol he makes that looks like a six; the dangling earring he wears sometimes that looks like a dream catcher; all those breakup songs; that time they made him display his biceps on Chinese TV; the way he squeezes his eyes shut when he's embarrassed
SMILE oh my god his beautiful enormous ray of absolute sunshine smile is my most favorite thing in the world; Sofa; his hair is naturally curly; his relationship with his sister is literally the cutest most pure and wholesome thing in the world; he annoys the members so much lmao; his tattoo and esp the meaning behind it; "I like a girl who has a dream and pursues it"; his piercings are so attractive; the pink sweater; that one leather jacket; how he closes his eyes when he's playing keyboard; his voice pitches a little bit lower when he's being really serious; whenever he gets embarrassed he just gets up and leaves
he loves animals so much; daejang jjigae; the little "uhh" right before he answers any questions; his arms wow they are so nice; his singing voice is so nice and deep and so precious; he looks up to his members so much; Savage!Dowoon; he always tolerates Wonpil's skinship but also complains about it; that really intense face he makes when he's playing the drums really hard; how his eyes shift really fast from side to side when he's nervous; he has such a naturally calm and quiet personality; his ears get so red
a very lovely dragon, nice and detailed like most apple emojis without being too much. 9/10
the color seems a bit off but other than that, very nice, minimalistic. 8/10
the thick outline seems a bit much, but other than that, a very nice dragon. i really dig the geometric design, 7/10
oh. my gosh. im fuckin. dude im almost crying tears of joy just looking at this. this is one of the best dragons ive ever had the absolute privilege of setting eyes on. his cute eyes! his cute nose! his cute little horns!! the way he holds that little pearl!!! unratable/10, i dont even know any numbers high enough to do him justice. i would buy a samsung phone just for this emoji.
the shading seems a bit off, but other than that, this is one solid dragon. 8/10
listen i hate to say it but. really dude. htc did you even try on this one? come on it has no personality! minimalism is good but only to a point! it really pains me to say this, but 4/10. he has potential, but hes just not there yet.
the coloring is a nice step away from the bright green we usually see, and even looking past that shes just a gorgeous dragon in general. even without gradients, shes a very dynamic and interesting dragon. 11/10
this one looks a bit mischievous, very nicely done. he looks like hes about to pull a fun (but harmless) prank on you, hes just waiting for a good opportunity. 9/10, definitely a dragon with a personality.
a bit on the grumpy side, but that wont hold him back from being an interesting dragon. nice and minimalist while still keeping the dragon aesthetic going (looking at you thc) 8/10
wow that is a pretty color! and the tongue! id give it a 10, but the eyes seem a bit blank, could use more personality. 9/10 (at least she has eyes, thc)
somehow seems to stand apart from the other designs, but im not sure how. i really dig the beard though. 10/10, good design all around.
now that’s a dragon! its a very dynamic pose, while still keeping a nice simplistic design. he looks really soft too, id love to hug him. 12/10
whenever magnus is even remotely sick alec will be there in a heartbeat to take care of him
like remember when he cleaned magnus’ couch and picked up all the books that had fallen to the floor in ep 6? that’s alec in a nutshell
he’ll take every opportunity he can to cook for magnus or bring breakfast to the bed for him while magnus will be looking at him fondly and whispers “thank you, alexander"
magnus loves to stroke and play with alec’s hair all the goddamn time
this usually makes alec melt like a one big marshmallow and cuddle closer to magnus’ warm embrace
speaking of cuddling they love to do it especially after a long and tiring day
alec on top of magnus’ chest, snoring softly together and breathing each other in
or maybe spooning one another on the couch just because while watching some old movie magnus picked for them
nuzzling behind the other’s ear and pressing sweet little kisses to their neck
magnus’ use of petnames is endless: going from baby to sweetheart to pumpkin, magnus has got them all
his favorite of course remains the simple and familiar ‘alexander'
but alec has a few for magnus as well
he might not have many but magnus’ heart bursts out of his chest every time alec casually calls out a “babe! come look at this” from the balcony or a more intimate “i’m so glad to have you, love"
alec loves to kiss magnus’ nose just to see the way it scrunches up cutely
magnus might flick alec’s nose just to see his eyes go all crossed, trying to follow the movement of his fingertip
rubbing their noses together while cuddling on magnus’ golden sheets, whispering soft love declarations to each other
casually saying ‘i love you’ at any given domestic opportunity
alec has a habit of doing this every time he leaves and especially after a fight he has to do it bc he’s still afraid of something bad happening and if "i love you” isn’t the last thing he’s said to magnus he can’t deal with himself
magnus doing the exact same thing, kissing him hello and goodbye as often as he can while whispering a soft “i love you, alexander” when either of them has to go to work
sleepy!malec is a thing that happens quite often
droopy eyelids and warm hands all over, soft kisses being exchanged between them as they calmly lay their head in the other’s chest/lap
alec making coffee in nothing but his boxer briefs, rubbing his tired eyes as magnus comes up behind him to nuzzle in his neck
they love to play with each other’s fingers/hands
alec especially loves to play with magnus’ rings, while magnus gently rubs alec’s hand with his free thumb
they also like to hold hands as much as possible: wherever they go, whatever they are doing, you better know that they’re holding hands while doing it
in conclusion: magnus and alec are the softest boyfriends and they love each other v v much
“Don’t you get it?! I am terrified. I am so scared of losing you. I’m worried you’ll wake up and realize that you wasted time on me. You’ll see me differently. My quirks will become annoying, and the things you used to love most about me, you’ll grow to hate.”
“I won’t.” He stepped forward, reaching to move my hair from my face.
“I’ve heard those words before.”
“Baby,” he whispered, gently pulling on my chin to force me to look at him. “I love you.” I opened my mouth to argue with him.
“No. Don’t. I love you. I love you,” he paused for emphasis. “I love you. I’m not going anywhere and I love every part of you. No matter what. I know it’s difficult to believe, but I love every little thing about you. Your big ears. Your cute nose.” He tapped my nose playfully with his finger. “The dark parts of your heart. Baby, believe me. I will love you for as long as you let me, and if that’s forever, then fantastic.” Before I could say anything else, he wrapped his arms protectively around me.
In that moment, I am equally comforted and terrified because I’ve never had something I was so scared to lose.
It seems Haise visited re more than a couple times.
A (blatantly biased) Chronological Summary of Tousaki
Haise foreshadows their meeting by reading haiku poetry written by Taneda Santouka (its written differently but just let me reach here ok) who had a son called ‘Ken’ and wrote “In a café we debate decadence a summer butterfly flits” like I don’t even care if thats accidental, how fucking Tousaki is that
Haise’s nose kagune leads him to the “correct fragrance” (ding ding ding, name pun) and they meet (again) for the first time
Haise is handsome s h o o k
He gets a boner over the taste of Touka’s coffee
Then cries Ghibli Tears™
Touka offers her handkerchief and! THEY! BRUSH! FINGERS! (and Haise scores himself a free hanky)
Haise dabs away his tears and tries to convince Touka he’s not crying because her coffee tasted awful
and he demonstrates he has functional vision by THINKING! THAT! TOUKA! IS! BEAUTIFUL!
After leaving the cafe, Haise tries to fight off another boner
The next day he looks exhausted, as if he’s spent all night thinking about flinging himself into the sun to avoid the embarrassment of crying in front of the pretty waitress
then at the CCG meeting, instead of focusing on saving people’s lives he’s daydreaming about her
THEN HE :RETURNS (possibly to give back the hanky) and they have an epic sexual tension stare off
and Touka, the sneaky little shit, plays coy as if she doesn’t already know exactly what he does for a job or that he’d be interested in the books lining the shelves
An Unspecified Amount of Time Later: Haise dresses to impress in a dandy striped waist coat to go back to :re, where he meets Touka (with her hair up) and they look so cute and awkward af shuffling their feet like 2 teenagers asking each other to prom
and another unexplained meeting with PinstripeVest!Haise and Touka with her hair down this time??? right under our noses this entire time???
AND FINALLY! Haise wondering if she was on a date ON CHRISTMAS!
were all in the kitchen together; you were feeding the baby, Jin was
sitting at the table, just watching. It wasn’t going too well, the
little one was spitting out the food, smearing it all over the table.
The baby was making an absolute mess and you were already pretty
frustrated. Suddenly, the baby also started to cry, it cried out
“appa!!!” and sobbed. Jin immediately stood up and went to take
his baby into his arms. He smiled widely, looking at you. “Did
you hear? Did you hear that? He felt really happy! He looked back at
the baby in his arms, who had since calmed down, only some tears
still running down its face. Jin tried to feed the little one once
again, and this time, it did eat.
were supposed to stop crying every few hours during night time, but
for some reason, his nine month old baby was now, at point 4 o'clock,
crying loudly. He hadn’t actually woken up at first, it was you who
had to wake him and remind him that it was his turn. Now he stood
there, next to her little bed, grumpily. He glared at the little
angel, who was still sobbing even as it looked at him. “Alright,
what do you need..?” He said in a sleepy voice, rubbing his eyes.
The baby reached its tiny arms towards him, “appa, appa!” It
squealed. Yoongi smiled, all tiredness suddenly washed away. As much
as he wanted to go back to sleep, hearing his baby talk, and hearing
“appa” be its first word made him happy, made him feel giddy. He
took the baby into his arms, feeling all warm inside now, and held
the little one close, rocking its body back and forth. You found
him the next morning, sleeping in a chair in the kid’s room, with the
baby still in his arms.
was writing some stuff down, lyrics for a possible future song. The
baby was sitting in between his legs, giggling at how funny Namjoon
looked. Namjoon would quietly mumble the words to himself, the baby
trying to repeat those words, but failing miserably. Every word of
gibberish his child said made Namjoon very happy, and he found it so
adorable! He decided to take a small break and put the sheet of paper
on the table. He was stretching, yawning in the process, but
something made him stop and freeze midway – the baby suddenly, on
its own, said “appa”. Namjoon took his arms back down, to his
child, hugging the baby. He called you over, so you could hear and
experience your child’s first time speaking proper words as well.
This special moment not only made him tear up and insanely proud, but
it also gave him motivation and inspiration for his work.
would be the happiest person on this planet. He was just sitting in
the living room, on the couch, with his little baby in his arms, when
the baby suddenly started ‘talking’. At first it was just some kind
of gibberish, but then it said, mostly clearly, “Appa” And Hoseok
immediately showed a big smile. With the baby still held tightly in
his arms, he ran towards you, encouraging your 8 month old little
sunshine to “please say it again, just once more, for mummy” He
was seriously over the moon and beaming with happiness because of it.
were sitting with him in the living room. He was just watching TV,
but you were busy with the baby, playing with it. “Come on, say
mummy, you can do it!” You tried to encourage the child, Jimin
insisting that the little one was too young to talk already.
“Mu-mmy.” You kept trying, but the baby didn’t want any of
that. You were about to give up when it said “Appa!” Jimin looked
at you two and started laughing. He did move closer to you, to not
miss any further development on this, but he thought that it was too
cute and too funny that the baby had said appa instead of what you
were trying to teach it.
was out grocery shopping when it happened. He picked up an item of
food and leaned down, over his baby, saying in a cute voice: “Yes,
let’s get this too, for mummy, hm? Mummy loves this!” He poked the
baby’s nose, at which the little one giggled and said “Appa!”. At
first he just stared at the baby, a bit shocked, as it had never
pronounced any words clearly
but a moment later he caught himself, and smiled lovingly at the
baby. He kissed his child’s cheek, and immediately called you, to
tell you about this. He even tried to play with the baby until it
would repeat the word, he felt so proud in this moment.
was on tour, and you missed him dearly, so you decided to skype with
him one day. Your baby, which was around 6 months now, leaned against
your chest. When Jungkook accepted the skype call, and saw his
baby, his face immediately lit up. He made a cute, silly face at it
and, in a cute voice, said “Hello!” He also greeted you, and you
talked for a bit, before your baby reached out with its little arm,
putting its hand on the screen, where Jungkook’s face was, and said
in a weak voice “appa”. The baby started to cry, wanting to be
held by Jungkook. When Jungkook saw his baby’s actions and heard it
say its first word, he teared up, starting to cry as well. He missed
out on so much while he was away on tour. If he wasn’t so busy, he
would have had the time to be an actual dad, to hold his child, hear
his child’s first word in person… but he was away and missed out on
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Another mundane day has come to pass,
your best friend’s arm slung over your shoulders as you soak up the blinding sunrays
on your skin. The sun pressed harsh kisses on your delicate skin, a definite
burn accompanied by heavy sweating was just the peak of your day. You could
barely remember the words of your professor, zoned out and ready to slump into
your couch for two days.
Anthropology was fun when you still had
your first year jitters, excited to be in university and getting a degree in
something you loved. Now, a few weeks into your second year, you wished the
years would just pass by.
Distracted by your internal monologue,
you barely caught the bus on time, the driver ready to zoom through traffic and
you waved your hand out wildly to catch his attention. You stumbled into a
seat, the bus moving no less than a second after you got on.
Mindlessly watching the street signs
while numerous people leaving and entering the bus, you get off at the stop
near your house. You kick off your shoes, dropping your bag on the shoe rack
and you heard a broken sob.
“Mom? Dad?” You went into the kitchen,
followed by a set of sniffling before going into the living room. Your father
held your mother in a consoling way, her hands clinging onto his red sweater.
She grabbed a tissue and blew into it.
a pleasant child, though spooky and deadeyed. this unicorn is judging your sins. it has a neck rash 8/10
his name is craig and he’s a single father. he roots for the underloved sports teams. matching deadeyed gaze with the apple one, but less so because of the lack of shadowing. pretty dull 5/10
as usual the outline kills it a bit. he reminds me of that that kid in middle school with the shaggy hair who skateboards everywhere. the blue hair is nice though 7/10
very my little pony-esque. a gentle, soft-nosed baby who likes to make small children giggle 8/10
changed it up a bit with the front view, but kinda dopey looking. the horn looks sort of out of perspective with the rest of the face. has very cute ears though 6.5/10
very sassy. this is a damn fine unicorn with a lot of character. she looks like she’s wearing winged eyeliner and is ready to beat the shit out of you. 9.5/10
oh god. this unicorn is dead inside. it’s horn is a carrot and it has absolutely no personality. it is however, not terrible to look at and clearly a unicorn, so i’ll give them that. 4/10
a spunky, friendly lesbian who just wants to hug the whole planet. the zigzaggy rainbow horn is a really nice touch 8/10
emojidex didn’t screw up this time. this a beautiful take on unicorns as they were seen traditionally. she’s demure and peaceful. her hair trails behind her. she looks like she’s from an 80s anime or the last unicorn. she looks like she should be flying through space, stardust trailing behind her as she grants the wishes of the pure and good. 10/10 this is the best unicorn.