look at my legs in the first picture

I really need to stop drinking Orange Fanta before going to bed...

So I had this weird ass dream where I was on a dragon and I was fighting another dragon, surrounded by lava. And idk what happened, I think I won, but my leg was badly burned and messed up (like Hiccup from how to train your dragon), I’m telling y'all it looked like Freddy Krueger’s face mixed with burnt cheese pizza. And the first thing that I do is take out my phone, take a picture of my fucked up leg, and put it on snapchat with the caption “LMFAOOOOO YALL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT JUST HAPPENED!!!!”

BANDEAU DRESS


Please read this before downloading: 

This is my first mesh ever, created on Marvelous Designer, it’s pretty basic, but I’m still learning how to make new meshes, so of course it’s not going to be perfect. Especially being a super skin tight mesh and below the knee. It won’t look good with most poses which involve complex leg crossing and things like that. The morphs are not 100% perfect, but they work! Sorry and I hope you all can understand!


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Thank you! ♥

(title suggested by @poketto-monsta!)

here we go: the pattern for the Gaster Blaster socks! I’m gonna leave it as a google doc for the moment so it’ll be easier to fix things as necessary; if you’d like it as a pdf, you can go to file->download as (or print). c:

if you find the inline chart images too small, a link to the full-size images –1121x1442 for the legs, 1111x600 for the foot – is included. (the numbers are a little wonky-looking because I sized the chart template up, sorry! they should still be legible enough :x)

this is my first attempt at writing out a full pattern for other people, so if you find any errors or have any other problems, please let me know!

(and of course, if you make these socks, I would love to see a picture :D)

PATTERN: [ link ]

thank you!! 💙

The signs as Christmas cookies that I fucked up

Aries: That says “star”

Taurus: “MY LEG!”

Gemini: I know what you’re thinking, but no, this is not a nipple.

Cancer: This one is a nipple.

Leo: I had to apologize for at least one of these atrocities, right?

Virgo: i don’t even know with this one. Make of it what you will

Libra: the first cookie I decorated. I fucked up.

Scorpio: Does this look like blood to you?

Sagittarius: ………….

Capricorn: it broke but I decorated it anyway. You can’t tell me I’m not determined

Aquarius: he’s frowning because I’m a disgrace

Pisces: This is a picture of burnt cookies in my trash can.

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I looked at him—dark suit, sitting very straight with his legs now crossed at the knee. He was the picture of respectability except that his feet were bare. All of a sudden I found myself able to see him as the world saw him, as I myself had seen him when I first met him—cool, well-mannered, rich, absolutely beyond reproach. It was such a convincing illusion that even I, who knew the essential falseness of it, felt oddly comforted.

The Secret History by Donna Tartt

[insp.]

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The first pictures of my newest cosplay that I just finished! It’s my interpretation of the hooded figures of the dog park of Night Vale. I’m really happy with the design but I’m not sure if I’m happy with how it looks hmmmrggg pst theres tattoo sleeves on my legs aswel but u can’t rlly tell 

Apologies for my hilariously bad editing and offensively bad face in these pictures ^^’

Doesn’t look like much of a difference, but my legs are three times as strong as they were last year, at least. I couldn’t be happier with my progress! It’s slow, but considering I’ve still progressed even through my first year of uni, I’d say it’s pretty good.

And even though I can’t take progress pictures of my brain, I promise it’s better this year than it was last year.

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Finally! The whole costume was made less than one month so i had to rush a bit… but i’m really proud of how it came! I wore it twice~

You can see that pieces on my legs keeps falling, i’m sorry about that 8DU couldn’t fix it before wearing.

If you wonder how i can see, it’s trough the black space between the eyes! not the mouth xD

First photo was made by  @rNiubo on twitter~ i got permission to post ^^


You can see the process of creating this costume here (spanish only, sorry ^^u but you can take a look at the pictures~ )  

http://lunnatory.blogspot.com.es/2015/11/en-proceso-chica-animatronica-fnaf.html
http://lunnatory.blogspot.com.es/2015/11/en-proceso-chica-animatronica-fnaf_29.html
http://lunnatory.blogspot.com.es/2015/11/en-proceso-chica-animatronica-fnaf_30.html

THIS GIRL THO!!! @vanemtz_6 is KILLING IT on her custom plan from yours truly! That’s 32.5lbs in just over 4 months! Holy shit! Here is what she has to say, “This is crazy for me to see! Everyday I look at myself in the mirror and I don’t see any change and then I put them all together like this and it’s insane!
I wish I would’ve taken more pictures of my arms and legs before everything. I’m starting to see baby biceps, and for the first time in EVER I feel my triceps lol
My legs are amazing!! They’re still huge bt they don’t jiggle anymore, I can touch them and feel muscle now :D

I’m so happy I found you on tumblr bc idk if I would’ve been able to go at it on my own!” Keep up the amazing work, girl! I am so proud!! Want results like this? Email me at makethatchangefitness@gmail.com! A 4 week custom plan is just $45 and my 6 week Kickstart plan is only $60! #weightloss #weightlossjourney #fitness #personaltrainer #personaltraining #myclients #inspiration #motivation #weightlosssuccess #weightlosstransformation

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For all of you who wanna quit cosplaying because you feel like you aren’t good enough.

Look at some of my old cosplays.

My first John, first cosplay ever (Besides L that one time)


My Vriska cosplay. Didn’t even have horns or grey!

My Condy.

My Terezi, even!

And I didn’t even include the worst, which I had erased my pictures of. The worst was Anime Expo 2013 Feferi. I couldn’t find my grey leggings, so I wore black ones. I was stupid and tried to mix a darker grey, which just made me look weird. My symbol was splotchy along with my grey facepaint!

But, let’s see how far I’ve come in three short years.

My John improved!

My Terezi NOW.

Look at me! that hot little tater tot!

Cosplaying my own Fantroll, Viodra Fanova! Quite gorgeous!

Seriously, I love how it turned out.

Not to mention Stanford Filbrick Pines!

The cutest little Ford around!

In conclusion:

Do NOT give up! You WILL improve!

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Hi! My cat Matrix looks exactly like the cat you last posted. I tried taking pictures of him where you can really notice the similarities. I tried to take a photo of the black patch he has around the start of his front right leg. But you know cats… He just wasn’t feeling it. When I first saw the post I freaked out and thought it was my cat. I had a good LOL and showed the post to my family. They were also surprised, haha. Anyways. Thank you for your time, and good night

When I first saw this picture I was like…oh my gosh…I look so STRONG! 💪☺️ My arms and legs have never looked so PURPOSEFUL!

Almost done with round 1 of #PIIT28 1.0 with you guys and I’m radiating with energy, happiness, and strength! I’ve also seen so much progress in my endurance and my physical appearance too! 😁 Ahh this is crazy because seriously after the bikini comp in 2012 it was hard for me to find a workout that could make me sweat. Nothing I did could change my body. In fact, anything I did made me balloon up. My metabolism was broken. And now…I’ve finally healed and I feel so UNSTOPPABLE! This is my jam!

Congrats to all the #PIITprincesses out there who will be completing round 1 tomorrow! It’s a big deal. This stuff ain’t easy. But it’s only 28 min and 40 sec a day and you need ZERO equipment!

If you wanna start #PIIT28 1.0, we will all be doing round 2 beginning April 1st! Plus I’m adding in 2 BONUS VIDEOS - 1 ab workout and 1 strength training workout - on top of what you already get.

It’s more than just an ebook…it’s a video library, the kindest community, and it’s the thing that’s changing my life personally right now. I FEEL SO GOOD and I don’t wanna stop.

Are you in? Sign up ⭐️www.piit28.com⭐️ (link in bio).

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A Harry Styles Masterpost: Starring Harry's Legs

I just want to start off by saying I made this under the influence of Harry’s legs. I was not and am not sane.

Exhibit A of Harry and his nice legs:

You cannot see them, but you know they ARE FUCKING THERE.

(being able to see the tiniest bit of his bum also helps.)

The rest of this is exhibit B, AKA Harry’s legs.

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Update on Experimental Study Involving A Second SA Profile & Comparison Between My Two profiles

                                 Problem & Purpose:

The reason why I decided to do this experiment was because after creating my Seeking Arrangement profile, I was just not receiving enough messages and profile visits like i wanted to. Then I got the idea of creating a second profile from another sugar baby on here, which I decided to go along with and do an experiment where i document what i found and sharing it with other sugar babies. I really just wanted to investigate whether or not my second profile is able to get responses after making few changes that differ from my first profile. And my second task was to see if I can learn something from the second profile - assuming that everything went well.  

So basically, my hypothesis was that if i create a second profile and make changes that are different compared to my first profile, then I will get enough views and messages.

                                       The Comparisons:  

Bellow are the details which i listed on my two profiles.

First profile/main:

                        Basic info: 

       Height:  5′3

      Body type: Average 

      Ethnicity: Black

     Eye color:  Brown

     Hair color: Dark Brown 

      Age:  23

    Lifestyle budget:  Negotiable

  

                            Photos:

Two pictures.  One revealing my luscious legs & sec is full mirror body shot with my face cropped.  

                           Location: small town

                           Description & Personality:

Profile is a bit lengthy, starting by first describing my personality type(Intelligent, caring, beautiful, goal-oriented and very driven) then I go on to state what my interests are(traveling, arts, nature,  movies, dining, long and stimulating conversations, etc.) And in the what i’m seeking section, i mention how i’m looking for a successful, intelligent older benefactor who can help invest in my dreams and whatnot.  


Second profile/experiment:

                      Basic info:  

      Height:  5′4

     Body type: average 

     Ethnicity: mixed

    Eye color: Brown

  Hair color: Dark Brown

     Age: 19

   Lifestyle budget:  Moderate

                                           Photos: 

2 photos. First one is a pic where my upper face is cropped, but my chest is revealing, while the second is a full mirror body shot that shows my curves except my face.

                            Location: nearest big city to my town

                          Description & Personality:

Profile description is quite short compared to my first profile.  I starter off by describing my personality as intelligent, seductive, sweet, sassy, witty, and having an awesome sense of fashion style. I included my interests as traveling, dining, and just love going to exclusive VIP lounges, and i say i can easily hold conversations and can serve as your travel companionship. So basically, i’m the confiendent, high maintenance queen type.  And I end the whole thing by bluntly saying that can you handle what i’m seeking.  I don’t even bother talking about a benefactor or the type of man or arrangement i’m seeking. 


                                                  Results 

First profile/main:

           Average profile visits: 5 more or less in a day 

           Messages: 2 or less in a week 


Second profile/experiment:

         Average profile visits since creating profile(its been 2 days) : more than 10 per day

       Messages: 6 messages so far in two days 


                                      Discussions and Results

As the finding shows, it seems the changes i made to my second profile such as switching my location, changing age, profile description, and pictures, made a significant difference which resulted in an increase profile views and messages compared to my main profile.  However, it is difficult to pin point exactly which changes contributed to the most greatest result due to the fact that i made a number of changes all at once(i.e age, location, pictures, profile description, etc.). But i will say, the one change i believe made the most difference is location.  By switching my location from my current, small city to a larger city - it exposed me a variety of sugar daddies on the bowl, which otherwise i would not be able to(My town has a small number of sugar daddies registered on SA). 

Now i’m not saying by following what i did, you will be able to get better results - but however, this is something to consider especially if you are experiencing little to no luck in the sugar bowl. 


Let me know if this works for you :) 

FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S STORY SOLVED i think

Ok i think i solved the whole game 
Here is my major theory 
ok my first evidence is this 
https://38.media.tumblr.com/997fac268ad13d604afcfeb5c4af1fcd/tumblr_newc7jN93s1theqjgo1_1280.jpg
This check was in 1987
 remember the bite of  87 
this check means it was before that 
and as you  can  fucking see
 
the new animatronics were scrapped  
so they gone , and the “old animatronics” were kept for hopes of the future
but
this is where it gets interesting the  first game phone guy talked about the bite meaning i t was pass that 
it’s 1987 now 
and now let me drop my  bomb 
look up the pictures on  ALL THE OLD ANIMATRONICS  Then  them from the first game 
 bonnie is fat   ,different bow tie and buttons 
Freddy is taller , buttons , deeper eyes  
chica has a new  head , legs 
foxy a  more realistic snout and shorter 
I PREDICT THESE WERE THE  REAL ORIGINALS LONG BEFORE  THE FIRST GAME
I mean  the first game  animatronics looked kid friendly right 
and the 2nd game  they looked scary as hell 
so   this means that  this is the prequel of  the first game and if there is going to  be a 3rd game it;s going to be the origin of five nights 
because why would they work hard on improving the old ones  
look at the first game  ones again 
Freddy: 

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ORIGINAL FREDDY FAZBEAR:
Chica:
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ORIGINAL CHICA THE CHICKEN:
Bonnie:
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ORIGINAL BONNIE:
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foxy:
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ORIGINAL FOXY THE PIRATE:
Both bonnies color scheme is different and the whole jaw and face is different and  a new bow tie 
Chica seems to be  brighter than the original and few teeth and more child like beak 
Foxy  seems less animal and cartoonish  and few teeth as well  hidden pair of  2nd teeth  and less red 
Freddy has his freckles  and different head and mouth  and new mic

Conclusion:
Five nights at freddy’s 2 is  the prequel to the first game   
the old freddy , chica , foxy , bonnie  were the first ones they are the ORIGINALS
five nights at freddy’s the first game  was a combo of the   main characters but  made kid friendly 
and  as they said in the new game mostly malfunctions  but in  the  first game children possessing  the bodies 
so  if scott announces a 3rd game it should be about the  originals and maybe the   story of golden freddy  
So this is my theory the  new  fnaf is   just  their test of kid friendly designs with the  REAL  ORIGiNAL CREW not form the first game long  before that
Theory made by darkkrystal100/Me

So I said I would share more before and after shots from the front. So here it is, the first image was end of June, I believe I was 7 weeks in and only lost 5lbs down by this point. The picture on the right is me today, 20 weeks in and 20lbs down.

I mentioned my weight loss does look very minimal from the front but there is some minor differences. Bless my fiancé, he actually had to point out to me where he can see differences because I just couldn’t 🙈.

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so this is my fitness journal! it’s a regular black notebook that i wanted to do something with so i created a bullet journal knockoff/adaptation where i can log my fitness!

first, a title page with my name so if I lose it, it can be returned.

then, an index. whenever you start a new page, number it and add it. kind of like a table of contents.

after the index i actually start with my exercise pages. i turn the journal sideways and create 8 vertical columns for each day of the week, and one for notes. you could also draw them the same and use it horizontally but i like vertical lists better.

after labeling each column with the day of the week and the day of the month, i write a goal for each day. usually monday is ab day, wednesday is legs & butt, and friday is arms. then i fill in the rest of them with yoga or swimming.

the first two weeks in my pictures are what it looks like after the week is over and after everything is filled out. the third one is this week so only monday is done and the rest are blank.

anyway, i hope somebody found this helpful! peace