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Astro Minhyuk- you kind of just stole my heart

Originally posted by astronomicalscenarios

Summary; you hated parties. a lot. and you just wanted to leave the second you got–hey wait this guy is coming over to you whaaaat?

warnings; alcohol mentions??? subtle mature content???? fluff at the end?????yeah 

A/n- the lovely @acousticdreamin requested this one! Thank you again for requesting! Hope you like it!

someone save my child please

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-ah house parties

-music blaring

-beer pong shots being thrown back to back

-and the distinct noise coming up from bedroom…

-window the cops coming round the corner fuck rUN

-well not the last one 

-but the last one too

-parties in your neighbourhood were quite tame from the outside

-but it looked like a mess on the inside

-and it just so happened that you and your friend were invited to one of these parties that was to happen over the weekend

-”y/n come on can you come please?? i already told bin that you were coming!!”

“well you can tell him i had a change of plans because no!”

-you…….

-here we go

-you weren’t the one for parties

-you went to one that ended up with everyone running out 5 minutes later because the parents were coming home with the police coming in close second

-you also didn’t like the atmosphere it created

-youwerealsoscaredofbeinghitonbyelderguys

-so when it came to being invited you lied and said that you had…..a funeral….or a wedding to attend

-good going y/n

-but nonetheless your friend still asked you

-until

-”if you come….i’ll buy you a bottle of jack…”

-you were a sucker for jack daniels before anything 

-even if it was the tiniest little bottle of jack

-you were signed the fuck up

-”right what day is it and where you’re coming to mine to get ready and to pick me up”

-sucker

-same

-the day came 

-and your friend came over

-but she didn’t have a tiny bottle of jack

-oh no

“ok ik i said jack but they didn’t have any so i got the next best thing

-she bought a whole bottle of malibu

-rum

-not whiskey

-damn girl you goin in hard tonight

-you two both got ready

-and you weren’t going to impress anyone so you just put on a pair of jeans fishnets and a t-shirt tied at your waist

-and your friend went all out with the a silk slip dress thigh high boots and a rose gold leather jacket

-she trying to impress anyone??

-yeah cough cough hey moonbin

-after you two started the malibu you two headed off to the party

-it was only a 5 minute walk

-but you didn’t mind since it was close to home

-the door opened and there it was

-the smell of alcohol already hit you like a tidal wave

-and the party was like the tsunami

-you got in

-and your friend was gone shit

-you sighed before planting yourself on the sofa

-you looked around and decided to play the game of “who’s gonna end up needing the ambulance or who’s gonna end up in the closet with someone else”

-it was a fun game to pass the time with 

-you looked down to your phone

-you got to the party at like 8 

-it was only 8:05

-f uc k 

-you were just about ready to leave at 8:06 meaning that you stayed longer than last time and you actually enjoyed yourself

-you weren’t having fun 

-no

-not at all

-wait

-someone’s coming up to you

-a guy

-carrying two red solo cups

-flannel shirt t-shirt and jeans

-and yep they were vans 

-fucckckckckckckccc

-you saw him sit down next to you

-and you just

-?? your brain kind of melts

-because he’s so cute???

-he’s probably the best looking guy at this party

-”hey i saw your from over there and i wondered if you wanted a drink??”

-”oh thanks…sorry what’s your name?”

-”minhyuk…what’s yours?”

-oh my god even his name iS CUTE WTF

-“y/n..”

-”hm? what’s wrong?”

-”i’m just not that much of a party person..i was dragged here by my fried who’s only here to impress moonbin”

-”right..”

-after that you two actually started to talk quite a bit

-you moved to the kitchen where the drinks were

-and you’re just sat on the counter top

-and out of the corner of your eye

-outside the window 

-you just see your friend with moonbin 

-and you tell rocky to see

-and he just moves closer to your face to see because your had the only good view of them too

-and for some reason

-this dude whO YOU ONLY MET A GOOD HOUR AGO

-IS MAKING YOU BLUSH LIKE MAD

-he then looks at you and thinks that you had too much to drink 

-BUT NO YOU IDIOT IT’S YOU THAT’S MAKING ME FEEL THIS WAY

-i feel like these are song lyrics

-OH JEEZ THEY ARE LYRICS OH OK

-you two continue to look

-but uh oh

-she uh….she fell on her ass in front of him

-shit

-you two started to laugh like you were maniacs and were in your own little world

-ah cuties 

-another couple hours passed and you had quite a few drinks

-quite a few meaning that you and him shared that bottle of malibu to yoursleves

-and as the time went by

-he became….really cute and just…..

-i can’t find the words to describe what he was doing

-but every time you two laugh he would just pull you closer and laugh into your neck??

-and every time it made you blush and your legs would cross over each time because of his breath tickling your neck and stuff

-ʕ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°ʔ

-ok no stop that

-overall he was just being so cute and you were like aWWWWW

-you technically had your arms just glued to his neck

-like your arms were wrapped around his 

-all of a sudden you took your phone out and started to take photos because what the fuck you two were cute together

-in fact you kind of mentioned it to him in your slightly tipsy state

-”heyyyy….we look cute together….”

-”oh really?”

-”yeaaaah”

-he just laughed because he also wanted to say that but he was glad you did first

-because it meant that you were also into him as much as he was into you 

-”you know…you looked prettier than your friend tonight”

-”whhhhaaaaaat nooooooooooooooooooooooo she looked better than meeeeeeeee”

-oh my god you were tipsy as fuck

-wow

-he knew that sooner or later you had to sober up

-so his bright ass decided to just keep giving you normal coke

-and that seemed to work

-at least you weren’t the one to throw up from being too tipsy

-he also knew that sooner or later you had to head home

-you looked at the clock 

-and you muttered shit under your breath

-because even though you had fun

-you were a little tired

-”i need to gooooo…”

-”really? that’s sad…can i walk you home?”

-”you would do that? you’re so sweeeeeeeet”

-you were still a little tipsy but you were able to stand up and walk out

-because that’s what you did

-what made it even better was the fact

-that

-he

-was

-holdin

-your

-haaaAAAANNND

-aaaaaaa

-you could feel your face burn up again

-and you were aware of that

-your friend noticed you walking out

-”y/n?? where are you going??”

-”i’m gonna head home dude”

-”oh right i’ll come with you”

-fuck

-you kinda just wanted it to be you and minhyuk

-so you just ran out of the party holding his hand

-and your friend didn’t look for you 

-because she saw that you were holding minhyuk’s hand 

-and just left it to him

-after feeling the breeze

-you actually felt that it was cold as fuck 

-really cold

-who knew the night could be so

-wait

-you saw minhyuk taking his flannel shirt off and just draping it around your shoulders

-WOW WHAT A GENTLEMAN 

-you were kind of stumbling everywhere

-so you know what he did next

-he quickly ran in front of you

-and just said

-”get on”

-”huh??”

-”you’re gonna fall so get on i’ll give you a piggyback ride”

-*CUE GIF OF ELMO WITH THE FLAMES BEHIND HIM*

-so you nod and get on his back

-wow he’s stronger than you thought

-you two get to your house

-and you’re kind of sad because you won’t see him again

-you don’t know when you’ll see him again

-you’re just hoping for that little glimpse of hope at the end of the tu–

-”hey can i have your number?”

-”oh sure”

-you give him your phone

-and you just smile as you see what he put your name as

-y/n the sunshine ♡♡♡♡♡”

-and you’re just there screaming internally caUSE HE’S SO CUTE

-just before you opened your door and you said goodnight

-he just grabs your hand

-and your cheeks both light up 

-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

-”hey i had fun tonight”

-”me too minhyuk”

-he then leans in and kisses your head

-and off he went…..

-and your heart grew three sizes that day for a boy you met at a god damn house party

-you see

-little things turn into bigger things

-that kid became your saviour in that moment you were on the sofa

-and now you both had a thing for each other

-what 

-amazing

-you get in your bed

-you literally can not be asked to put your pjs on fully

-so you just switch out the jeans for shorts and just fall asleep

-in the morning you realise that

-he

-didn’t 

-take 

-his 

shirt

-back

-but if he needed it back…he would of just asked

-either way you two are cuties that fell in love with each other at a party wow

-ping

-you got a message 

-from minhyukkie ♡


“hey”

“hey”

“i forgot to ask you something”

“what is it?”

“can i have my heart back”

“no beCAUSE YOU STOLE MINE”

“I KNEW IT”

“YEAH”

“YOU WANNA GO ON A DATE TOMORROW OR SOMETHING”

“ABSOLUTELY”

antis: LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEE!!! REYLO IS BAD I HATE IT! *add in some bullshit that shows person has no idea of Star Wars* LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I NEED ATTENTION, LOOK AT ME! HEAR ME OUT, THIS IS MY OPINION! SUCK IT -  TAKE THAT YOU REYLOS, SEE WHAT I THINK ABOUT REYLO - I THINK YOUR SHIP IS SHIT. I HOPE YOU FEEL LIKE SHIT NOW - I RUIN SOMETHING YOU LIKE FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON.

*POSTS SCREENCAP OF REYLO POSTS WITHOUT THE USERS KNOWLEDGE TO TALK SHIT ABOUT THEM*

#STAR WARS #REY #ANYTHING BUT ANTI REYLO

someome: replies to stupid post - tag your anti stuff as anti - Star Wars doesn’t belong to you 

antis: OH LOOK YOU - YOU ARE SO RUDE AND MEAN WHY ARE YOU REPLYING THIS POST OMG REYLOS ARE THE WORST


Hint: if you yell shit in public, chances are someone might hear it and get pissed or will make fun of you 

Tipp: talk shit among your friends behind closed doors/tags. it minimalizes the chance of getting answers from people who might not share your opinion and make fun of you or get unfriendly

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

All I really want from a sidewalk is that people see me and let themselves be seen, but even this modest ideal is thwarted by cell-phone users and their unwelcome privacy. They say things like ‘Should we have couscous with that?’ and 'I’m on my way to Blockbuster.’
—  Update: it was not a mean joke (Franzen, J. “Imperial Bedroom,” published in How to Be Alone, p. 53).

*takes a deep breath*

REMEMBER WHEN YOU HIT THE BRAKES TOO SOON
TWENTY STITCHES IN A HOSPITAL ROOM
WHEN YOU STARTED CRYING BABY I DID TOO
BUT WHEN THE SUN CAME UP
I WAS LOOKING AT YOU
REMEMBER WHEN WE COULDN’T TAKE THE HEAT
I WALKED OUT, I SAID “I’M SETTING YOU FREE”
BUT THE MONSTERS TURNED OUT TO BE JUST TREES
WHEN THE SUN CAME UP
YOU WERE LOOKING AT ME

YOU WERE LOOKING AT MEEeeEEEee

*exhales*