wtf i just zoned out and threw the salad i finished making into the bin
my subconscious literally hijacked my body to make me order a pizza
So I'm making a pizza, my coworker is at her own till. This guy comes up to my till and my coworker doesn't notice him. I pass by my till to get the pan from the pizza warmer. He goes "Yo can I get a pack of Newports 100s?" at me. Like, dude, did I even LOOK at you? Go to the other till!