look at me i'm doing something

Jeremy: Also, if you want something dick shaped don’t go for a carrot. Dicks don’t come to a point. It doesn’t makes sense.

Michael: I hate to disappoint you, but most dicks do not look like a cucumber. Just—just so you know. If you’re… if you’re setting yourself up…

Jeremy: [jokingly] Speak for yourself.

Michael: Yeah, no. I’m speaking for all of us except for Jack.

anonymous asked:

would you be okay with someone making a Ren'py game of this?

Hrrrrrrrrmmmm. Kind of a tough one to give a definitive answer on. Because while I think that would be absolutely fucking awesome, a VN (that’s what you make with Ren’py, right?) is a vastly different animal from a fanfic/fanart, in that it tends to resonate among people as being more official since it’s such a tremendous undertaking. So if that were to be an actual thing, we would want a degree of creative/editorial input throughout the process to ensure that it lived up to the standards we present/told a story we’d want told. We’re not exactly overflowing with the free time such a project would require at the moment. So I guess if you know your way around the program/coding, wouldn’t mind it becoming a joint project, and have the time/dedication such a project would require, then hit us up, as that sounds like a hell of a lot of fun. Though you should keep in mind it might take a month or two before our schedules clear up enough to throw any appreciable effort into it. I really do think it would be an incredibly cool thing to do, I just don’t want to get hopes up without cause.

-Sgt.

me: okay time to work out for real

me, realistically: -spends five minutes looking at lipsticks from nyx-

talk 2 me about characters learning how to be cared about

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the happiest boy when surrounded by dogs ♡

No lie. I’ve been watching it for 5min straight. It’s been months and i’m still not over it.

the real way to cast a patronus
  • Draco: Pansy! I've finally discovered the secret to casting a Patronus! Those Gryffindor bastards tried to trick us by saying you have to think of a happy memory, but REALLY you just need to think of something that makes you really really angry
  • Pansy: Oh yeah? What'd you think of then?
  • Draco: Isn't it obvious? I just thought of Potter's stupid face
  • Pansy: Oh Draco
  • Draco: Thought of him laughing with his friends
  • Pansy: Stop it this is too much–
  • Draco: Facing me down and smirking at me with that stupid mouth
  • Pansy: I'm going to cry
  • Draco: Flying on his broom like he fucking owns the whole sky, doing all those fancy tricks and making it look so easy–
  • Pansy: ALRIGHT alright. Enough. So you thought of Potter and finally cast a corporeal Patronus? What animal?
  • Draco: It was a LION Pansy. A glorious, beautiful, powerful LION
  • Pansy: A– A lion? A Gryffindo–
  • Draco: JUST A LION A FIERCE LION TO PROTECT ME FOREVER I LOVE HIM SO MUCH PANSY MY LION
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i imagine this taking place in a relatively early cycle when merle, like….was off doing merle things; iirc, taako doesn’t have THAT many deaths under his belt, so losing him was probably hard to get used to. i also headcanon that it wasn’t often that the taaco twins didn’t go down together. so. here’s this.

also do consider full-viewing; i overestimated how large the panels would look.

bonus:

Living with ADHD is sometimes gives me pleasant surprises like “oh look I already got a spoon for my coffee apparently”.

this is pretty rushed and its A BIT too late for this to be a 5/20 drawing but i love narancia and i hope he had a good birthday wherever he is <3

I see all the spelling and grammatical errors, but I can’t be bothered to do anything about it.
—  Ravenclaw, whilst reading over a very important essay.

DANCE MAJORS AU. (Part 1, Part 1.5, Part 2, Part 2.5, Part 3 finale)
Hip-Hop dancer Keith in full body glory during his audition in Part 1. (¬ ‿ ¬)

Ballet Team Head (a.k.a. Keith’s crush): State your name and desired group.
Keith: Keith Kogane. The Street Team. Redbubble Shop

Stay tuned for the Dazai ver.

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[shadowhunters lookbook]: hair + clary

4

you could always see me. (insp.)

10

I’m so in love with you
And I hope you know
Darling, your love is more
Than worth its weight in gold
We’ve come so far my dear
Look how we’ve grown
And I wanna stay with you
Until we’re grey and old

To: @lydias-martin . Happy birthday, baby.

  • interviewer, in english: suga, what do you look for in a girl?
  • namjoon, in korean: don't you dare say "hoseok" or i swear to god i'm kicking your gay ass six ways out of the galaxy and into a black hole. please say something normal like short hair, sunny smile, interested in music. we have an image to maintain for fucks sake
  • BTS:
  • yoongi:
  • namjoon:
  • interviewer:
  • hoseok:
  • yoongi: j-hope
  • namjoon: DON'T DELAY HIS DEATH SEOKJIN, LET ME GO, HE HAD IT COMING, I SWEAR TO GO-