look at me i'm a target

Hello yes my heart is ready to be taken

anonymous asked:

My ex hurt me very deeply, and I'm looking for little curses or hexes to make him see the error of his ways. Any ideas? I've never done curses before

  • [Devour Course] (to suffocate someone’s power over you and justly punish them for wrong done to you)
  • [Forget Me Not] (a curse full of regrets made with no regrets)
  • [Lunar Punishment Curse] (to discipline one’s target and make them realize the severity of their actions) (tw: gif)
  • [Mirrorbox Curse] (a curse for someone to learn a lesson, with a side of sheer malice for personal justice’s sake)
  • [My Pain to Yours] (a curse made for those who knowingly or unknowingly hurt you and continue to do so)
  • [Night of the Hunter] (a revenge curse to give the worst of ill wishes to the target)
  • [“Only a Memory” Curse] (for someone who has deeply wronged you and messed with your mental health; to banish them from your life and force them to face all the wrong they’ve done to you, and to allow you to let go of the pain and move on with your life) *my favorite*
  • [The “Poor Unfortunate Soul” Curse] (for use on those who have wronged you in the past)
  • [A Serious Curse for a Serious Crime] (for a target who has inflected personal pain on somebody, who has caused trauma, who has wronged other people or animals, etc., to “flood them in their wrongs”)
  • [‘The Source’ Curse] (to reflect everything you’ve experienced because of the target; additionally, it will cause paranoia, fear and often, a rash of extremely unpleasant dreams)
  • [Wake-Up Slap] (to make your target wake up and see what they’ve done) (tw: gif)
  • [Walk-a-Mile Hex] (to enlighten the target through disciplinary action; to force someone to see through the eyes of another, for the oppressor to feel their own oppression)
  • [“You Oughta Know” Curse] (ideal for getting back at an ex-lover, but should work for anyone who has wronged you)
  • [Your Joy Will Turn to Ashes, a Curse] (for someone who has wronged you in a grievous manner, especially by committing abuse; to return the negativity and pain to the target)

If you’ve never cursed before, I recommend really making sure this is what you wanna do, and that you’ll be committed to it. Not for any morality reasons - just doubt can (not always, but can) manifest interestingly in magic, particularly in regards to curses. If you’re not sure if you really want to send the curse, it might misfire or even rebound on you. You’ve gotta be confident that this is what you really want, and that you can stick it through, not regret it, and deal with any repercussions there might be. (Might, not guaranteed, and solid protections and cleansing can deal with most of the “backlash” from curse-slinging.)

Bruce (over the radio): “I’ll take Crime Alley, you and Jason take The Bowery distract!”

Tim: “Roger that!“

Bruce: “And Tim….be careful, because there’s a rumor going on that there’s a gang in The Bowery’s that targets and kidnaps pretty boys”

Tim: *Looks back at Jason*

Tim: “Don’t worry Bruce I’ll keep an eye on Jason!”

Does anyone else search up usernames in those text posts you see with thousands of notes and get really upset when you find out they changed their usernames because hoW DARE YOU I WANTED TO STALK YOUR TUMBLR AND MAYBE BE YOUR FRIEND AND ASK YOU WHAT YOUR NEIGHBORS DID AFTER YOUR FLASH WENT OFF TAKING A PICTURE OF THEM OR WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE GUY IN TARGET WHO HELD YOUR HAND OR THAT GIRL WHO ADDED YOU ON FACEBOOK AFTER SHE FELL ON YOU IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK

admins, imagining the haikyuu nendoroids in their boxes
  • yaku: what do you mean you can't get us out of this box? what's all that height for if you can't use it
  • lev: yaku-san technically I could help you get out but that would mean I have to piggyback you
  • lev: yaku-san... why are we together?? I mean I'm sooo much talle-
  • yaku: I'm staying here. Bye.
  • kenma & akaashi: *s i l e n c e*
  • bokuto, from the next box: bro, do you think they're still alive?
  • kuroo, from the next box: I have no idea, bro..
  • kenma: I can hear you, kuro
  • akaashi: just because we aren't talking doesn't mean we're dead, bokuto-san
  • bokuto: hey Kuroo... what do you think pretty people do stuck in a box?
  • akaashi: I said we can hear you Bokuto-san.
  • futakuchi: *coughing pointedly* Let me answer that for you, bokuto-san
  • futakuchi: when we are in a box...
  • futakuchi: GEH
  • futakuchi: AONEEEEE DON'T YOU LOVE MEEE
  • futakuchi & aone's box: *low grunts heard*
  • futakuchi & aone's box: *shuffling*
  • bokuto: bro... are they making out?
  • rest of the boxes: *silence, as they mourn their fallen pretty boy*
  • matsukawa & hanamaki: #howtoshuttheprettyboiup
  • kamasaki: *yelling* oi, get a room
  • futakuchi: *stuttering* sh-sh-shut up all of you
  • ennoshita: *snickering*
  • kunimi: *gagging in the distance*
  • koganegawa: ARE YOU OKAY FUTAKUCHI-SENPAI
  • sakunami: *flustered* Shhhhh, Kogane!!!!!!
  • moniwa: YOU'RE CORRUPTING MY CHILDREN FUTAKUCHI
  • bokuto: he totally ISNT I MEAN CAN YOU HEA-
  • akaashi: BOKUTO-SAN SHUT UP HE'S TOO PURE
  • konoha: ahhh, young love...
  • akaashi: stop speaking like you're ancient, Konoha-san.
  • konoha: Akaashi, that hurt me too!
  • kenma: all of you are too noisy.
  • kenma's game console: *loud beeping as he game overs again*
  • kuroo: do you hear that bro?
  • bokuto: what, bro?
  • kuroo: sounds like my mom screaming
  • yaku: LEV!!!
  • yaku: STOP MOVING
  • yaku: YOUR LEGS ARE CRUSHING MY HEAD
  • yaku: WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU EVEN HUMAN
  • bokuto: Oh bro... I think that's your mom
  • yaku: Damn you Kuroo
  • yaku: once I'M OUT OF THIS BOX YOU'RE GOING DOWN
  • kuroo: Hahahaha going down where, to your level?
  • nishinoya: Kuroo-san are you LOOKING DOWN ON MORISUKE-KUN
  • yaku: YOU'RE NOT HELPING, NOYA
  • tanaka: Noya-san... aren't you shorter?
  • nishinoya: RYUUUUU!!!
  • nishinoya: YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ON MY SIDE
  • ennoshita: *snickering*
  • nishinoya: I CAN HEAR YOU, CHIKARA
  • daichi: OI, WHAT IS THIS, A MARKET?
  • oikawa: what do we have here, crow captain losing his temper at his children?
  • iwaizumi: Shittykawa, you're gonna be the next target of that temper soon if you're not careful
  • oikawa: oh, but you'll protect me won't you Iwa-chan
  • iwaizumi: continue dreaming, Bakakawa
  • kageyama: oh, is Oikawa-san with Iwaizumi-san?
  • oikawa: NO ONE ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION T O B I O C H A N
  • daichi: *glares at Oikawa*
  • oikawa: *shrinks behind Iwaizumi*
  • iwaizumi: *walks away*
  • oikawa: *wilts*
  • suga: now now, Daichi
  • suga: let me handle it
  • suga: *refreshingly terrifying smile*
  • oikawa: *runs*

Some Nerd On This Website: Kylo chose evil. Yeah Snoke targeted him and groomed him, but Rey was raised by sand and she never chose evil !!!! 

Me: stfu. You all act like having a space, eldritch wizard target and groom you from the fucking womb is some sort of domestic first world issue on par with not getting a tie fighter for your birthday. Look me in the goddamn eye and tell me that if Snoke appeared to a four year old Rey and began literally molding her and dangling the carrot of revenge for her fallen family or a sense of belonging that she wouldn’t take the bait too. But anyway, go back to your super fun headcanons about how Han and Leia were paragon’s of domesticity and the white picket fence while toting interpretations of the film that have never been backed by canon. 

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Pride

This month I went to my cities pride parade.

I’m ace. Questioning aro.

This is where I belong.


They sold many large flags (intended to be just that - flags, but many people wore them as capes). They sold the rainbow, the lipstick lesbian flag, the bi flag, the pan flag, the trans flag, the nonbinary flag and the ace Flag. They flew it up with the rest.

If ace exclusionists get you down just remember that. The ace flag with all the main flags. It was actually so popular last year that when I went to the stall (quite earlier, mind you) that sold them they were out. They were fully stock this year and I got my ace flag cape. Here is a picture:

(excuse the black blob that is my dog in the corner, and the horrible sofa. its not mine)

I wore it as a cape, I intended to wear it outside pride if possible. Maybe just inside my house while I listen to music.

The vendor himself also said to me: ‘If you don’t see your flag here, I probably have it.’ 

I should have asked him if he had the aromantic flag but I did not. My heart was hammering in my chest as I finally got my ace pride flag that I did not think not ask.

It’s a beautiful flag, don’t you think? It waved in the wind of the day as magnificent as any cape. Waving proudly as the flag it was.


I stood with my friends and for the first time I had attended pride, I stood and watched the parade go by. I had not done it before because of my aversion to crowds when I’m alone. But this year I felt so powerful standing with my friends (one of whom came from a different city to be with me for the event) - cheering on the floats and the people that marched in it. I’ve never felt so much genuine happiness in my entire life.

We are here. The asexuals and aromantics. We belong.

Ace exclusionists are such a tiny minority, most of them children who don’t understand that we’ve been accepted but found us an acceptable target with their hate.

We’re here. We’re queer. Get used to it.

anonymous asked:

My manager is like a dad to me and today I hit a major sales target really early in the day and I said to him "look Paul, are you proud of me?" and he said :yes, of course I'm proud, well done!!" and I'm like papi is proud of me c'':

anonymous asked:

I'm mtf and I want to wear something cute for the pool (my friends private pool so nobody else has to see me) but I don't want to have a bulge. I can't afford any special bathing suits so I'm stuck looking at places like target or JCPenney. Do you have any suggestions on what to wear?

Eden Says:

I would suggest getting one of the swimsuits that has a little skirt on the bottom part. They usually have the more traditional bikini-style bottom underneath the skirt, but if the skirt is long enough, it should solve the problem pretty well while still being pretty cute. If you can’t find one like that, wearing a bikini top or something like that with swim trunks is actually A Look if they match. 

sparrowfae  asked:

I didn't even see that last post until now, but I wanted to let you know that (especially as an independent creator) you're doing a fantastic job. Like you said, you could do better, but only if you have enough support to make it possible and expand on what you already do. That being said, I bought two skirts about a half hour ago specifically because I can share them with my sister. She and I never are able to share clothes, and I'm really excited I'll have something cute she can borrow :)

that is adorable and makes me really happy, thank you so much for telling me!

i get so sad and angry about this issue so much. i look out and i see target finally making a separate plus size section… only to stock it with awful, ugly bag clothing. i see forever21+ severely limiting the items they stock, making most of them in awful, itchy fabric. even torrid, which supposedly caters to us, sells us terrible cheap fabric for exorbitant prices and doesn’t even have the decency to fit us properly or make designs that don’t suck.

IMO, these are the guys that need to do better. they’ve got the funds for it and they’ve got the people. but they’re not independent creators online so they’re much harder to reach.

anonymous asked:

I'm so excited to see what you come up with for Alex and little Agent Danvers!

“Alex, help me,” Kara begs her sister through her comms, frozen still in the middle of her office. Eyes locked onto her slowly moving target. “I don’t know what to do.”

Okay, look, you need to distract and then subdue—”

Through the comms, Kara picks out Lucy’s voice. “Whoa, guys, we’re talking about a baby here, not an enemy hostile.”

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  • Jaebum: *loses track of Bambam and Yugyeom at Target*
  • Jaebum: damnit everyone split up and look for them
  • Mark & Jackson: *pass the camping aisle*
  • Mark: *sees two sleeping bags on the floor*
  • Bambam: *pokes his head out of 1st bag* IM GOING TO BEAT YOU
  • Yugyeom: *pokes his head out of 2nd bag* WE SAID THE FINISH LINE WAS RIGHT HERE I WIN ALREADY YOU OWE ME TWO -
  • Yugyeom: *spots Mark*
  • Mark: ......
  • Mark: I'm too old for this, let's go Jackson..Jackson?
  • Jackson: *halfway inside a sleeping bag* *flops himself on the floor* I WANT TO RACE TOO LETS GO I'LL KICK BOTH YOUR ASSES
  • Mark: This is why we get kicked out of everywhere smh this is going to be the 2nd target this month guys
The Difference between Walmart and Target
  • I have fandom tattoo from the game Kingdom Heart's on my left shoulder of the Organization XIII's nobody Symbol with the number 13 framed inside in Roman Numerals (XIII)
  • Person at Target: Nice Nobody tattoo, that's so cool! I love Kingdom Hearts
  • Later that night...
  • Person at Walmart: Is that a Roman Numeral?
  • Me: Yes
  • Person at Walmart: What number
  • Me: Thirteen
  • Person at Walmart: *Looks terrified and probably thinks I'm a witch/cursed*
  • Jake: Okay, need a better look. Gotta draw its fire, give it a proper target.
  • MC: How?
  • Jake: Well, you know how sometimes I have really brilliant ideas?
  • MC: Yeah...
  • Jake: I'm sorry.
  • [Jake jumps out from behind the bushes and faces the blue creatures]
  • Jake: Hey look at me! I'm a target!

lmao so I was driving to target to pick up a shirt I ordered and half way there this car kept pulling up next to me and honking so i ignored them and turned my music up thinking it was some scrub and they STILL kept pulling up next to me A MILE AND A HALF LATER and I was getting annoyed and I looked over to flip them off and accelerate…and guys…IT WAS MY DAD 😂