look at how unintentional this is

i know it’s kind of a meme in the fandom that viktor thought making A SCENE and greeting yuuri naked in japan but i think that was completely unintentional? which makes it even funnier imo?

allow me to explain

i don’t know exactly how long after yuuri’s video went viral that this scene happens, but it’s safe to say that at least a couple of days passed? perhaps a week or a bit more, even though the anime makes it look like it’s on the next day?

so he’s been avoiding the media for days, keeping his phone off so absolutely nobody’s going to be able to reach him until people forget about this madness 

which means he’s also entirely clueless about the rumors of viktor being his coach

and it makes it so much funnier because we know yuuri’s dad doesn’t know jack shit about figure skating, and viktor doesn’t know how to speak japanese AND IT WAS PROBABLY TOSHIYA WHO FIRST TALKED TO VIKTOR WHEN HE ARRIVED AT YU-TOPIA?

TOSHIYA IF YOU’D ONLY GET INTO YOUR SON’S ROOM, LOOKED AROUND AND DID THE MATH YOU WOULD KNOW

so what has happened was probably something like “i have no idea what you’re saying mr. foreign-dude but you’re probably here for our famous onsen so yes make yourself comfortable” which viktor, tired as fuck from his travel (a long ass flight from st. petersburg to tokyo, probably? plus the train from tokyo to hasetsu?) GLADLY ACCEPTS

hell yeah i’m going to enjoy the fuck out of his hot spring

since yuuri is nowhere to be seen why not take some time to relax after a long travel, am i right

it’s not like viktor would understand if yuuri’s parents were to say “oh yes yuuri is holed up in his bedroom but he’ll come out eventually” so as viktor is pretty sure he found the right place and that yuuri is there he’ll just wait and have a nice soak meanwhile

AND THEN YUURI JUST BARGES INTO THE ROOM WHERE VIKTOR IS BATHING

well, this was not how i had planned this to go but here you are?

AND OF COURSE, STANDING UP WAS COMPLETELY UNNECESSARY BUT VIKTOR BASICALLY INVENTED BEING EXTRA AND… LET ME SHOW YOU MY HOT BOD BECAUSE I GOT TO SEE YOUR ALMOST-EVERYTHING AT THE BANQUET SO I THINK IT’S FAIR YOU GET TO SEE ME NOW AM I RIGHT??? 

in viktor’s mind, yuuri is this extroverted, outgoing party animal he got to know at the banquet and was absolutely mesmerized by, so he probably thinks yuuri’s going to be alright with this extra introduction? also knowing yuuri lives and probably worked at the onsen for a while viktor maybe just assumes he’s probably unfazed by nudity?

oh viktor, little did you know

it just gets funnier the more you look into it

Oops……..dick slip. Another unintentional dick slip in a public place that I was able to document for you guys. I’m positive this guy was totally Unaware his penis was showing. Pretty circumcised penis dude. Thanks for not wearing Underwear under those short shorts we gay guys love you for it. It still amazes how often this actually unintentionally happens every day when you’re actually looking for it. You will find thay It happens everywhere if your looking for it. As you know I’m always looking for it and I do well documenting it for all of you. And now that short shorts are back in and more guys than ever go without underwear it’s easier than ever to find these unintentional dick slips. Yahoo!

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Some stuff I posted on twitter :D 

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So I got my hair cut and dyed black with blue streaks yesterday morning. I got up and got dressed this morning, and as I was walking past the hallway mirror, I did a double-take because I realized how I unintentionally kind of, sort of, not really (?) cosplayed as Bradley Nicholson from “Milo Murphy’s Law”. Ignore the blue streaks in my hair, the fancy design on the rims of my glasses, and the dark checkered pattern on my shirt, and it’s our jealous salty son.

I swear, this was totally unintentional. I just happened to throw on a grey plaid shirt and a dark pair of jeans.

Man, this week has had a major interesting turn of events, I can tell you that much.

After Shitty graduates, Bitty accidentally becomes the person you come out to.

It starts with Nursey, in the Haus kitchen at seven am after an early morning frogs-only skate. He pseudo-casually mentions that he’s pansexual, but bitty can tell it’s something he’s never admitted to anyone. He whips up a batch of pancakes (bitty laughs at his unintentional food pun) and they talk about it.

Next is Ransom and Holster. The enter the kitchen one afternoon, holding hands and blushing. Ransom announces he’s really hella bi. Holster pulls a face. “What did you say I probably was?” he asks. “Oh yeah. I’m, uh, biromantic, demi-homosexual? I think? Anyway, it just means that the only guy I’ll bang in the foreseeable future is Rans.” Bitty makes them a two flavor ‘bi pie’

Dex wanders in after breakfast one day looking for advice. “I think I like Nursey,” and bitty starts to exclaim how wonderful that is, but Dex shakes his head. “That’s not the news. I’ve known I’m bi for years. What I wanted to say is that I think I’m asexual. And I know how important sex is to Nursey. So. What should I do?” Bitty makes him an ‘ace cake’ and they talk for a long time.

It spreads across campus fairly quickly that Eric Bittle will not only listen intently when you come out to him, but will probably give you food and some good advice. By the time the school year ends, Bitty’s made six bi pies, two ace cakes, five gay sundaes, and one non-binary carrot cake (Lardo got tired of waiting for him to think of a clever food pun and just told him what to make them).

boyfriend!taeyang

honestly same lmao this was so fun to write, thank you for the request!!!


-OKAY FIRST OFF, i feel like when you first started dating, this boy would have been on top of the moon because of how happy he was
-he liked you so much . 
-and still does~
-SUCH A SOFTIE
-would get excited over so many things you guys do together
-even if it’s the smallest thing (ex. holding hands)
-though he may not show it often
-omg he would be so touchy like he LOOVOOOVES skinship
-likes holding ur hand
-unintentional aegyo 
-compliments
-”you look really handsome, taeyang..” *BLUSHES aND SMILES SO BIG*
-also loves to compliment you
-speaking of……… ATTENTION!!!!!!!!
-THIS BOY LOVE TO GIVE ATTENTION & ALSO LOVES ATTENTION FROM U
-he just wants to know that you love him as much as he does
-he might not show his affection in public as much
-bc he wants to keep his cool exterior
-though there are times where he doesn’t care and will do . the most
-ex. makes sure ur always by his side by wrapping his arm around ur shoulders and never letting go etc.
-*randomly stops whatever he’s doing* ”y/n, U MEAN SO MUCH TO ME”
-ur like????????????? but accept his affection anyways
-but when ur alone hes sososososoo clingy and mushy and soft
-though its very cute
-tbh he would probs rather stay at home and chill w/ u rather than go out on dates
-don’t get me wrong, he loves going out and exploring the world 
-he just loves being alone with you
-but when you do go out, he would make sure u had the best time on every date
-protective
-bc of this, he is dominant and aggressive sometimes (esp in public)
-but is overall very gentle and caring towards you
-he would also do A N Y T H I N G for you 
-just wants to make sure that you are always happy c:
-loyal
-GETS JEALOUS easily
-esp if youre really close with another guy
-must must must reassure him
-will probably stay up until late to talk with you over the phone
-really loves to talk with you
-can be about the stupidest things
-but he also loves to have deep and meaningful conversations to understand you even more than he does
-he would listen to ur voice all day if he could
-can be really cheesy
-loves to laugh, and u love his laugh
-so it is a win win
-late night, spontaneous dates!!!!
-ur like a rock he leans on for love and support and trust etc.
-not only a boyfriend but a bff
-you two have so much fun together. listen
-people are honestly jealous of u two when they see how good u are together (i would be)
-literally the IDEAL RELATIONSHIP
-HE IS SO PASSIONATE
-puts so much into everything, especially ur relationship
-u might be overwhelmed
-but its good to know that he is very committed 
-bc he is so passionate, sometimes he is unsure of ur feelings, so u gotta reassure him often
-tell him u love him and he will be a blushing mess
-always wants the best for you, and ur relationship 

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holden oliver for @onlypeachy‘s bachelorette challenge; 

21, leo sun, arrogant, overly confident, prideful yet oddly vulnerable, pouty baby, perpetual whiner, named after the biggest elitist in literary history, college dropout, took a philosophy class once (which he got a C in) and now acts like he’s unlocked the secrets of the universe, hates small talk, sucker for conspiracy theories, endlessly loyal and protective, loves to push the envelope and weird people out, once convinced someone that he was leonardo dicaprio. (how could he ever deny a request for an autograph?)

more info on this lil shit below:

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I always think about how the glossier look is basically a classically simple, minimal to none kind of unintentional “look” but just marketed and packaged in a desirable way. people have been rocking that look for ages and I’m glad that we’re coming back to appreciating the effortless, everyday, non-preoccupied-with-beauty type of beauty. 

Bruce isn’t too good with humour; all his jokes are unintentional Dad jokes and he thinks they’re hilarious.

  • Don’t trust atoms, Tim. They make everything up.
  • I know he looks strange in that picture, Stephanie. If prisoners could take their own mug shots, they’d be called cellfies.
  • I don’t have time, Alfred, I’m reading a book on the history of glue, I just can’t seem to put it down.
  • Why did the scarecrow win an award? - Because he was outstanding in his field, Dick.
  • Think quick, Jason, how many apples grow on a tree? - All of them.

Why aren’t people talking about how great II.8 is?

Like, Ava and Invi is our first example of girls in KH looking up to/admiring each other, really.

And Riku being moved by what Aqua did for him, is also the first time we’ve had guys in this saga look at the ladies with awe and as something to strive towards?

Back Cover totally passed the Bechdel Test, too!

This is a HUGE deal. And big steps in the right direction for Nomura.

Because I’ve complained about this kind of thing never being done in KH before, other fans also have, and he actually addressed it all!

It was probably unintentional, but if nothing else this is telling me even moreso that Nomura’s actually getting better at how he handles the women in his work.

And that is something to be excited for, truly:D

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I present the Ginhiji dragons!! I was very proud of this and of how the way it looked..it makes me happy @gintamajustaway honestly made me scream with how Gintoki looks like Haku from Spirited Away and I lost it cause it was unintentional but I really loved that movie as a kiddo so it just makes me even happier.

expect more Ginhiji dragons later on tonight + maybe tomorrow, I have doodle sprees with these two its ridiculous.

“Unintentional” No More

Camera angles. Body language. Seriously.

Darkness is coming for you (zoom)

Darkness takes hold of (body jerks)

Eye contact through the darkness

Seriously. Look at their stance, and how they hold their arms (what to do?)

Angle. Identical. ‘Nuf said

Words before action

Body language. Determination, then action.

Go away darkness

Darkness lets go 

And then..

I’ll be waiting…. 🐸☕️

“I can’t believe the day would ever come…

…when I would think of tomorrow, and look forward to it.”

Might add a background to this later. Really enjoying The Ancient Magus Bride! Struggling with making anatomy more flowey and flexible, I feel as though they’re both really stiff in this picture and I can’t figure out how to get both of them to appear more fluid. 

also unintentional 06.16.16 finish date lol

guacamolebiscuits  asked:

(idk if you've got this b4) I love love love the fact that Sports moms look (kinda) like Bad Bradley and Athletic Man from the Not Active Town AU!!!

O my gosh I’m sobbin that was, completely unintentional omg? Minerva was modeled after tbh, carmen sandiego and the red hair was given to her by @theatricalsorrow (a good kind friend) and then Aya was modeled tbh after my mom and also a little bit how I imagine the grandma in Sisters Grimm would look when I read the series like, 5 yrs ago

Dating Xiumin would include

- Constant unintentional aegyo 

- Him always giving you ‘that’ sexy look

- Cute dates to your favourite coffee shop

- Him randomly buying couple sweaters and accessories

-  You trying to get sneaky pictures of him before and after going to the gym or practice

-  Movie nights pretty much turn into make out time

- The two of you just playfully talking shit about the other members (you both don’t mean it really)

- You hiding around the house and jumping out at him in an attempt to scare him, which more often than not work

- Him teaching you how to make different types of coffee

- The both of you getting really competitive whether it be over a game or just over who loves who more

- Him always being a neat-freak and always cleaning something 

- The both of you being so perfect together that you can always be yourselves around each other and there’s never a low moment in your relationship.

Masterlist

You’re the same kind of bad as me

Ok, forget Salt Lake City. The havoc I wreaked on you.
All unintentional –
honest to god. Your body kept bending away from mine while you
slept, like instinct. Like silent revolt.
That’s fair.

I would bend away from myself if I could. My brain sits
in my head like a captive. Slowly chisels a hole
to escape through. Collapses
into itself like a wet towel out of protest.

This will all look so boring and laughable when
we’re old,
I just know it. How we took the great unsayable thing, and
shook the life out of it.

Spinning away away away from each other like two dumb kids:
brave enough to want something we couldn’t have
but not brave enough to get it.

It’s June. It’s 10 pm. There’s still light.
Let’s always tell the version of the story where you’re the
hero.
I like it best.