-looking at the baby bundled up in his arms before glancing at you and whispering in an awestruck voice “we made this” -emailing drop dead to ask them if their clothing comes in children’s sizes -accidentally drinking the baby formula because he thought it was a protein shake -taking your child to the dog shelter every weekend because “babe, if we’re gonna get one this is good practice” -letting your child colour in his tattoos whilst he’s just sitting and giggling slightly because “what? it tickles” -walking in on you breastfeeding and pouting because he claims that “its not fair, i never get boob time anymore :-(” -poking the baby’s cheeks and laughing at how your child is so squishy, yet he rolls his eyes whenever you do the same thing to him -”babe, look, look, a green day onesie!” -the baby would probably fall asleep on his chest and calum would just rub soothing circles into their back until he followed suit -”no, trust me, the guitar is overrated, don’t pay attention to uncle luke. bass is way better bub, i swear. no listen–” -dressing your child up as a puppy for their first halloween -dropping the baby bottle and going “fuck–no wait i’m not allowed to swear anymore, shit–no, fuck i meant–” -teaching your child how to play soccer and letting them score on him all the time -”your mummy is so pretty, isn’t she bub?” “you’re still not getting laid tonight” -”aunt mali’s gonna take you out for ice cream, okay? that way me and mummy can have some alone time” -insisting that his kid is way better than uncle michael’s kid -”for fuck’s sake ashton, yes my child is getting all the nutrition they need, thank you very much”
I LOVE MICHAEL. I LOVE HIS CUTE DOUBLE CHIN. I LOVE HOW HE HAS A CUTE LIL TUMMY. I LOVE THAT HE LOOKS SQUISHY. I LOVE HOW HEALTHY HE LOOKS. I LOVE HOW HES JUST DOING HIS THING AND BEING AS HAPPY AS HE CAN BE. I FUCKING LOVE MICHAEL BECAUSE OF HIS PERSONALITY, AND IF YOURE GONNA BE A FUCKING DOUCHE AND NOT LIKE HIM BECAUSE OF HIS WEIGHT?!?! FIRST OF ALL FUCK YOU SECOND OF ALL HES HEALTHY AF AND THIRD OF ALL DO EVERYONE A FAVOR AND STAPLE YOUR HANDS ONTO YOUR ASS AND GTFOH
Do not judge a person because of their looks, only their personality.