look at how shiny it is

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ALRIGHT, let’s debunk the discussion of whether Yuri and Viktor kissed or just hugged at the end of episode 7 for once and for all with some cold, hard facts. Because that scene was most definitely, without one single doubt, a kiss

Let’s start off with the lips. Do you notice anything particular about the way that the lips are displayed in the gif below?

As you can see, it is very noticable that there is an obvious emphasis on the lips, seeing as how they are drawn so shiny and glossy looking. 
Why is this of importance? Well, that’s because the only times that the lips have been animated like that before in this show, was when something in particular was about to happen to the lips. 

Example 1: Viktor’s thumb rubbing over Yuri’s mouth for the first time

Example 2: Viktor applying chapstick to Yuri’s mouth

See? The only times when the lips were drawn shiny looking, was when something was about to be done with them. And notice how in the first gif, when Viktor leans in, BOTH their lips are shiny and glossy? Hmm I wonder why…. What would they be about to do with both their lips??!! Hmmm…. 

Secondly, the eyes. 

Now, Viktor and Yuri have hugged before many many times. And the only time that Yuri’s eyes have ever widened during their hug, was when Viktor hugged him unexpectedly from behind in episode 5.
However, this time, Yuri was expecting to be hugged. He rushed over to Viktor with his arms wide because he wanted to hug him after his performance went better than expected. If Viktor would only have returned the hug, Yuri would not have been surprised, because it was his own intention to hug him. 
But as you can see, Yuri’s eyes widen thoroughly. Viktor was doing something he did not expect. 
And not only that; VIKTOR’S EYES CLOSE. Viktor was closing his eyes right as he closed the gap between his and Yuri’s face. And when do people usually close their eyes when leaning in? Oh that’s right: when they are about to kiss someone.

Thirdly, the position of their heads in the zoom out. 

Notice how Viktor’s hand is holding the back of Yuri’s head quite firmly? He is obviously pushing his head back in order to be able to press their lips together more firmly. If he wasn’t kissing him, Yuri’s head would firstly be at Viktor’s shoulder, and secondly, the entire side of Viktor’s face could not have been visible if their lips weren’t pressed together, meaning that Viktor could not move his head any closer. 
Have you ever hugged someone with your just your cheeks pressing against each other? Yeah, me neither. 
And again, THE SHOCKED LOOK ON YURI’S FACE. I CAN NOT PUT ENOUGH EMPHASIS ON THAT. 

Now, I understand that the main reason why people think that it’s just a hug, is because when they hit the ice, they are shown to just be hugging, and not kissing. 

And I do understand that this could cause confusion, but please note that they were literally falling down onto rock hard ice. If you were falling down when kissing someone, believe me, you would also break the kiss in order to make sure that your partner wouldn’t hit their head on the hard floor (or in this case ice). Viktor was still holding the back of Yuri’s head as they fell down, meaning that he was making sure that he wouldn’t hit his head. Plus, I also don’t think a kiss would be a very pleasant one when your heads would literally be about to hit something hard and cold. 

Now, after you’ve read all of this, don’t you dare try to tell me that this was just a hug and not a kiss. 

This. Was. A. Fucking. Kiss 

Vikturi is canon. 

The Signs as Florence + The Machine Lyrics

Aries: “Leave all your love and your longing behind. You can’t carry it with you if you want to survive.” - The Dog Days Are Over

Taurus: “This will be my last confession. I love you never felt like any blessing. Whispering like it’s a secret only to condemn the one who hears it with a heavy heart.” - Heavy In Your Arms

Gemini: “The looking glass, so shiny and new. How quickly the glamour fades. I start spinning, slipping out of time. Was that the wrong pill to take?” - Rabbit Heart

Cancer: “Darling heart, I loved you from the start. But you’ll never know what a fool I’ve been. Darling heart, I loved you from the start. But that’s no excuse for the state I’m in.” - Hardest of Hearts

Leo: “Be careful of the curse that falls on young lovers. Starts so soft and sweet and turns them to hunters. A man who’s pure of heart and says his prayers by night may still become a wolf when the autumn moon is bright.” - Howl

Virgo:  “And I’m damned if I do and I’m damned if I don’t. So here’s to drinks in the dark at the end of my road and I’m ready to suffer and I’m ready to hope. It’s a shot in the dark aimed right at my throat.” Shake It Out

Libra: “No more dreaming of the dead as if death itself was undone. No more calling like a crow for a boy, for a body in the garden. No more dreaming like a girl so in love with the wrong world” - Blinding

Scorpio: “ You want a revelation, you wanna get it right. But it’s a conversation, I just can’t have tonight.” - No Light, No Light

Sagittarius: “And when we first came here we were cold and we were clear. With no colors in our skin til we let the spectrum in.” - Spectrum

Capricorn: “Gone are the days of begging the days of theft. No more gasping for a breath. The air has filled me head to toe and I can see the ground far below.” - Between Two Lungs

Aquarius: “ Rotting like a wreck on the ocean floor, sinking like a siren that can’t swim anymore. ‘Cause our songs remind me of swimming, but I can’t swim anymore.” - Swimming

Pisces: “And I’ve been taking chances, I’ve been setting myself up for the fall, I’ve been keeping secrets, from my heart and from my soul.” - Lover to Lover

honestly, living in a point-and-click/hidden object game must be so wild like

you want to go to the shop to buy some milk? Okay just hop in the car.

except you’ve lost your car keys.

so you look around for them, but they’re nowhere to be found. you’ve recently found there’s a mouse living in your house and you saw it holding something shiny earlier. maybe its got your car keys? so you go to lure it out with some cheese. except you don’t have any cheese in your fridge. so you go over to your neighbour’s house and ask if you could borrow a little bit of cheese. they say yeah but they need to find their handkerchief first. it’s gone missing and they simply must have it. after some looking you spot it caught on a telephone wire. your neighbour has a ladder but most of the rungs are broken. so you go to the forest and gather up some wood. while there, you meet another neighbour who’s lost their favourite necklace, and asks you to tell them if you see it. there’s an a abandoned shed in the wood and in it you find a rusty old hammer. there are nails, but they’re bent and rusty. so then you scout around your house, your neighbours house, the wood, the shed, and your otherneighbours house, and collect up some random shards to metal that are just lying around.

so go back to your first neighbour’s house and fix the ladder with the rusty hammer and random metal shards

using the (dubiously-fixed) ladder, you get their hankie from the phone line. the moment you’re back on the ground, the ladder breaks but who gives a fuck because you got the handkerchief. you give the hankie to your neighbour, they give you the cheese. you go and put the cheese outside a mousehole. the mouse comes out

it’s holding a marble.

it drops the marble, and you pick it up.

you go outside, and there’s a kid searching around. they lost their favourite marble, but they found this nice necklace. you give the kid the marble. they give you the necklace.

you go back to the woods. your necklace-neighbour isn’t there. you go to their house. they’re not there. you go to the handkerchief neighbour’s house. not there. your house. not there. eventually you find them in some ignorable part of the map that has had no relevance to now and will have no relevance again.

you give the neighbour the necklace.

they claim they found your car keys out in your drive.

finally

finally you can go to the shop and get some milk

you go home. read a specific piece of paper to get the code to your garage, and collect three keys.

using the keys and the code, you open your garage.

your car has no wheels.

2

[Peri] HEY. I TOLD YOU TO USE THE FINGER FOODS!!

[Ame] what was i gonna do with a flying one then? throw a chip at her?

[Peri] SURE!!!

[Ame] whatevs p-pod.

these guys are a joke.

[Pearl] o-OW-ver here!

[Pearl] h-heres another one! are we almost done?

[Garnet] Nope.

[Peridot] Not even close.

[Pearl] ah…

[Ame] Yo! this is one of them right? 

aw…

[Peri] Is the gem okay? is the surface shiny? no cracks?

[Ame] uuuuuuuuuuuueh… yeah! looks fine dude

[Pearl] Well… that makes seven! how many are left?

[Peri] Twenty five.

[Ame] Hey thats… decent progress right?

[Peri] …

This isn’t going as well as I hoped…

[Pearl] So do you know where else they could be?

[Peri] Uhh… not really.

[Peri] Wait…I DON’T THINK THERES ANYTHING STOPPING THEM FROM EXITING THE ATMOSPHERE!!

[Garn] Peridot.

[Garn] They wont.

[Peri] Wh- what ??

[Garn] Don’t you worry. keep going.

[Garn] You’ll find them soon.

huh?? does she know something?? shes probably just trying to help me feel better by pretending that she does. and you know what? I’ll take it.

4

Hello everyone this is Lux he would like to say hello

Here’s the QR for shiny Slyveon if anyone wanted it!!

Also his Pokedex entry in moon is really creepy like??

What a monster plz calm down Lux

2

Some more mythical shenanigans. Again, Lance is a centaur, Keith is a naga, Shiro is a vampire, Pidge is a gorgon, and Hunk is a troll.

Here is some little factoids.

Keith is usually lounging on top of, or touching Lance in some way since it’s a huge source of heat. This irritated the hell out of Lance but when he saw how pitiful Keith looked when he was cold, he relented.

Shiro only drinks blood from Allura, but it took the princess days to convince him it was okay to do so. And even then he would barely nip at her, not wanting to hurt her, but after a stern lecture from Allura, Shiro relented.

Pidge’s snakes drop down and hang lazily when she feels sick or tired. Hunk on the other hand starts a habit of collecting shiny stones and colorful flowers from planets they visit, to the point where he begins to fill several of the empty castle rooms.

All Moana Songs: a Summary (Spoilers?)

Where You Are: The “You are a Disney Protagonist with RESPONSIBILITIES Song™”

How Far I’ll Go: Part of Your World but the opposite

We Know The Way: In case you hadn’t already sold your soul to this movie, Lin is here

How Far I’ll Go (Reprise): I’m not 100% certain how to sail but what could go wrong
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

You’re Welcome: Pure narcissism also the Rock sang and it was actually pretty good

Shiny: DEATH AWAITS YOU ~but look how hot I am~

I Am Moana: Grandma jedi ghost and Hamilton vibes

Know Who You Are: Very short, very dramatic

We Know The Way (Finale): Same song as before but Moana’s dad is no longer afraid of the ocean