look at how cute look at all the teeth

For the Sterek Writers Kiss Challenge.

Stiles is a fox.

No, you don’t understand. He’s an actual fox, fluffy tail included. He has “cute little paws” and an “adorable little nose” and if Erica doesn’t fucking shut up, he’s going to bite off her fingers with his “dainty little teeth.”

It wouldn’t be too much of a loss. The might grow back.

“Well, from what I can tell, it looks like a curse,” Deaton announces, looking up from the old tome laid out on the steel examination table next to Stiles.

“So how do we break it?” Derek, of all people asks, his arms folded across his chest stiffly. Stiles does his best not to bristle at the obvious annoyance in his tone. It wasn’t like Stiles wanted to be turned into a fox. He’d knocked over the witch’s flowerpot on accident! Really!

“The traditional method,” Deaton replies simply. He almost sound bored. “Saliva to skin contact with a person who appreciates his human form more than his fox one.”

Everyone’s silent for a moment.

“I am not going to kiss a fox,” Lydia announces.

“Jesus Christ, can’t we just spit on him or something?” Jackson groans, and Stiles lets out a yip of indignation.

“Fucking hell,” Derek mutters, and suddenly he’s leaning down and planting a firm kiss right between Stiles’ ears.

“Saliva to skin contact, Mr. Hale, not saliva to fur,” Deaton says, sounding remarkably amused.

Derek grumbles something under his breath and then grab’s Stiles’ chin, tilting his head up and kissing him right –

 – on the nose.

Stiles blinks. He’s grateful to note that he can no longer feel his tail.

He can, however, still feel Derek’s lips on his nose.

Awkward.

“So, you appreciate my human form?” Stiles asks, still crouched on all fours on the examination table. “Because, you know, I really appreciate yours.”

Derek lets out an annoyed huff.

He also kisses Stiles on his – decidedly non-foxlike – lips. Stiles can’t help the way his eyes flutter shut as Derek’s lips press against his own, and he opens his mouth in a soft moan.

“Mr. Stilinski – ” he thinks he hears Deaton say, but he can’t be certain, because Derek’s tongue is pressing into his mouth, hot and wet and –

Stiles’ eyes snap open and he lets out a startled squeak.

Or, rather, a startled bark.

“What happened?” Derek demands, and Stiles has to crane his little fox neck to get a proper view of him.

“I was attempting to inform the two of you that too much salivary contact will merely turn him back,” Deaton sighs, and Stiles is so, so glad that he has fur at the moment, to hide his blush.

“Then how – ” Derek starts.

“If you’d also let me continue earlier, you’d have known that I have an alternative antidote,” Deaton interrupts, holding up jar of violently orange flowers.

Stiles isn’t quite sure if he’s grateful or mortified.

He decides he’s grateful when Derek kisses him again later.

Happy 21st Birthday Niall Horan!

Alright here’s a short article about Niall James Horan in one direction music videos, it’s for his birthday!

 

First, let us talk about how fetus and cute and adorable he looked singing what makes you beautiful, that’s all beside his cracked teeth awh

And that look we all awed about when he gave Zayn while singing his solo in one thing, it’s what got me in love with him along with his adorable laugh

Now we talk about his skillful guitar’s playing in gotta be you, and how we all got magnified by his amazing eyes color 

Now, let us move on to the take me home music videos,

THE LIVE WHILE WE’RE YOUNG VIDEO GOT ME LIKE THREE MONTHS TO GET OVER HOW DELICIOUS AND ALL GROWN UP NIALL LOOKED IN IT

like did you dare comparing him in the gotta be you one and the lwwy?

Next stop, the little things music video!

I must admit, I believed niall was all grown up ‘mentally’ in that one, I almost believed he’d stay that way all along! even though it was pretty hot and he looked like a real adult, I kept revising thoughts of missing the loud random nialler

Hmm, now we have the one that completely proved me wrong when my mind committed a crime  and made me believe that my babe will no longer be acting as a 30 year old responsible man,

THE KISS YOU VIDEO INVOLVED AN EVEN MORE CRAZIER NIALLER AND I COULDN’T BE ANY HAPPIER ABOUT SUCH A THING

he’s blowing you a kiss, awwwwh :’)

Alright, here we moving to their third albu–

HOLY SHIT WAIT, DARE I FORGET THE ONE WAY OR ANOTHER ONE, IT WAS SOO JHLCCNJEIWEMP

Niall was so happy performing into the shower, or dancing and goofing around with kids, his happiness was so genuine that I cried for a whole day, well because of happiness and because OF ALMOST SEEING MY DREAM OF WATCHING ALMOST NAKED NIALL BECOMING TRUE

witnessing a singing naked niall in tub is the best sing you’ll ever see in your life

Ha! those were days man,

Now we’re in the Midnight Memories one, with the brilliant idea of story of my life,

seeing niall with his brother greg was so hear-whelming, especially when they were sharing some of their old memories with us, I cried watching this I swear!

okay now we’re still in the Midnight Memories one, up all night is still my fave by the way,

but the best song ever video is like one of their best videos, it was so cool and so tiring I bet, but it was such a masterpiece, like no one can ever beat it, it’s hilarious, I still watch it for the thousandth time and I still laugh harder than I should

but let’s talk about harvey, the almost pale man with white hair on sides of his head, he was sexy as hell, yes he was and his voice was like virtual moans on my ears

Now let us wonder how that man above is actually that one:

whoa, makeup does miracles boy

Let us move on to the midnight memories music video, many of us aren’t fans of that video, but we can’t deny that niall looked great as hell in that one, screaming and getting at the camera more than once was enough to let me tolerate that video,

He’s just a party boy who likes to have fun and that’s the man i love ^^

Aaaah, the last one, and the pretty good one, Niall showing up out of the door with this sexy new haircut was such a good try to kill me, I was literally jumping out of my skin listening to the song and seeing my babe walking at the same time, such a murdering triumph

BABE, YOU WERE ONLY 17 WHEN YOU WERE PUT INTO THAT MESS BUT NOW YOU’RE THE NIALL OHRAN FROM ONE DIRECTION, THE GROWN UP MAN WHO JUST TURNED 21, BUT WHATEVER YOUR AGE IS, YOUR MIND WILL STILL BE THE 13 YEAR-OLD KID THAT CLINGS TO AND LOVES EVERYONE

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CUPCAKE!

Oh suuuure, the little RWBY Volume 4 snippet we got with Ren and Nora arguing may LOOK all cute and funny and everything’s hunky-dory…

But remember. REMEMBER. Volume 3 had us thinking that it would be more of the same cute, fun and badass stuff from V1 and V2… and look how that ended.

I’m just saying… I’m watching you, RT, and I ain’t falling for that shit twice.

Ok I know that this is pretty much inconsequential and rather irrelevant, I mean, she looks so fearful and anxious, she is a few inches away from death and she is obviously apprehensive, but when I look at this photo all I can see is that adorable little mouth of hers while it gasps with fear. Like, look at those cute little teeth and that cute little tongue. This is so impertinent but all I can think of is how much I want to slip my tongue into her mouth and amorously roll it againts her muzzle.

I’m literally so in love with Danny Edge, just like….everything about him.
His hair, his eyes, his cute fucking nose. His lips, his teeth, his skin.
When he wears flannels with his band shirts (all of them), his lil sweatpants-joggers thingies. I love how he wears Converse because he looks so adorable in them.
His little giggle and blushiness when he gets embarrassed or flustered. I love how he swears repeatedly when he fucks up, but it always ends in a giggle.
I love how sometimes he wears random ass pajama pants with crazy patterns.
HIS FUCKING LAUGH
I love when his hair looks like a mushroom.
I love his weird habit that makes him constantly fix his hair.
I adore the fact that he loves us potatoes so fucking much he can’t explain it.
When he cries I can’t help but sob because he doesn’t deserve to feel the way he does.
I would do anything to make that baby boy smile, and he would do the same for us.
When I meet him I’m just going to hug him and never let go.
I’ll tell him how much he means to me, and how much I love him.
He’s a walking ball of sunshine and I hope he’ll soon realize that he lights up the lives of lots of people.
Danny is the sweetest guy ever and he deserves the world, but the world doesn’t deserve him.
I love Danny Edge.

i am still just incredibly curious about what the heck the wakfu creators were thinking when they decided to make qilby

like YEAH THERE’S THIS CUTE OLD DUDE WITH A SHEEP HAT AND ONE ARM WHO IS ALL NICE AND STUFF AND HAS A WONDERFUL MEMORY but welp he turns out to be the big bad of the entire season how do we make him, like, look blatantly evil

…how about we make him have a villainous transformation into a bunny-eared shark-teethed tattooed maniac who is also shirtless and has glowing blue eyes and also blue lips and a big blue energy arm how does that look design team

yes perfect that is exactly what we need thank you design team

The signs as cat owners
  • Aries: tries to make them do tricks. gives up
  • Taurus: only gets cats that fit aesthetic
  • Gemini: "wtf are you doing" "meow" "no you can't do that" "MEOW"
  • Cancer: "no you can't have my ice cream...fine you can some, but just some!...you ate all of it...let's get more"
  • Leo: "I love you so much!!" hugs cat that's struggling to get away
  • Virgo: organizes work around the fact that the cat will lie on top of anything they're working on
  • Libra: "Look how cute my cat is!" pulls out hundreds of pictures "wait, I have videos too!"
  • Scorpio: has the BEST cat around. look at this gourmet food, perfectly groomed fur, and shiny ass teeth
  • Sagittarius: "LOOK HOW AWESOME MY CAT IS!" holds up smelly cat with fur full of knots and who even knows what else
  • Capricorn: "your vet bills are through the roof, your food is more expensive than mine, you puke everywhere, you are so impractical" *cat looks up with baby eyes and mews* "and I need ten more"
  • Aquarius: tries to be strict but can't because just look how cute they are!
  • Pisces: covers cat in ribbons and only has the cutest bed and food bowls and litter box
I do not enjoy this Bode meme much

Call me a hypocrite if you like, but my fat acceptance does not generalise to non-humans.

Primordial pouches are good. No catwaist is bad. Obese kitties are not ok. Body condition 8 or 9 cats are not ok. Cats with fluffy faces are ok, but fatty faces are a worry. Cats that look like barrels are basically abused or neglected.

When I look at pictures of them I feel like I’m looking at that photo they show you on child safeguarding training of the kid with the teeth rotting out of their face.

It’s not the cats I’m fat shaming, I want to smack their owners. How did your cat get so fat you negligent nincompoop? Now it’s probably stuck being fat. It can’t jump. It can’t run. It has premature ageing, and it has no choice in all of this.

Imagine if you had a baby and you thought it looked cute all chubby so you consciously decide to overfeed it its whole life, and thought ‘never mind it will die in its 40s and be too tired and disabled to leave the house, it’s so fucking cute and squishy and its rights to a long, healthy and active life must be subjugated by my emotional needs’. I think when that kid grew up it would let you know that you fucked up, big time.

My cats sometimes get a little over, or get a little underweight. What do I do? Regulate their intake like a responsible human.

oooKAY, let meh say rn thAT NIGHTMARE SALVAGE ISH THE MOST FREAKIEST FUK IVE EVER DRAWN–

LIKE SRSLY IF I SAW THIS FUCKER AT THE EDGE OF MAH BED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, I WOULD HAVE A HEART ATTACK–

the only slightly adorbs thing bout him ish the fact that he has a cute beer belly goin on ther OwO, butt we all know he hasnt been drinkin beer thats for darn sure….

(Also some ppls where curious on how he rips his food apart with his teeth if they look like normal human teeth, only bigger…..well lets just say he CHOPS his food. Basically his top and bottom teeth are like two large axes (or guillotines to make it more accurate), and can easily chop through bone. So from the front he looks like he has massive normal teeth, but when they’re seen from certain angles, ur able to see that they are all sharp like blades. This is usually for bigger prey tho, since kids he can just swallow them with little effort ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ )