look at how bff (gay) they are

bfs jarchie hcs
  • jughead is a known food stealer and when they start dating there are no limits. archie will have a twizzler in his mouth and jug just leans forward and takes it out of his mouth w/ his mouth
  • do that cliche share a milkshake thing its very pure
  • archie, a goddamn sap, does everything he can to touch jug’s hand while they’re sharing a basket of fries. jughead does not respect this because food is a SERIOUS MATTER
  • so archie is that guy who shakes is leg and it pisses jug off but after so many fights abt it all he can do is just move to put his leg against archie’s– it works though
  • all they do in the car is drag each other’s music bc archie plays shit like ed sheeran and ellie goulding and jughead listens to like. the screams of the tortured? (jk he listens to like all time low and other emo shit)
  • archie tries to take up knitting to fix jug’s hat when it gets a hole. he is not successful and jug’s dad fixes it for him and lets archie claim he did it
  • vegas and hot dog are dog bffs and it’s genuinely weird how often archie’s pics for insta of the dogs turn out looking adorable because literally what the fuck hot dog will fucking pose under vegas or some shit
  • jughead loves horror movies and archie is scared to death of themwhich leads to a lot of watching them while archie hides his face in his jacket or jug’s shoulder
  • they’re so casually affectionate it’s disgusting like just chilling at pop’s jug’s hand will be on his thigh and archie’s arm will be over the back of the booth around his shoulders

anonymous asked:

I am a fence sitter & can explain most things away but some things I just can't!! 1) Jensen's expressions - he absolutely adores Jared!! 2) the handholding at MinnCon - whichever angle I look at it from why would Jensen continue to keep his hand like that!! 3) damn is he loveable - a fandom that thinks you are gay for each other and you say about your co-star that damn is he loveable!! Sounds smitten rather than bff! 4) Move to Austin with rumours - why 5 mins away? 5) sleep with one! Odd joke!

Hello, dear anon!

I know what you mean. There are many things I can’t explain away and you just mentioned the best of them. I’m feeling nostalgic, so how about we look at them a little?

1. “Jensen’s expressions - he absolutely adores Jared!!

Right? The sheer love and adoration in Jensen’s eyes moves me to my core. That is not how I look at my friends, not even the closest ones. How lucky they are to have each other!

2. “the handholding at MinnCon - whichever angle I look at it from why would Jensen continue to keep his hand like that!!

Originally posted by honey-chris

The fan says to Jensen that he’s her favourite and Jensen just sneaks his hand to hold Jared’s while he does the comedy elbows for the audience. I can’t tell you how much I love this moment. (Another angle)

3. “damn is he loveable - a fandom that thinks you are gay for each other and you say about your co-star that damn is he loveable!! Sounds smitten rather than bff!

What I see here is both of them being incredibly ballsy. Not only did they dare to share these videos, Jensen caption this kissy video like that as well. I can still hardly believe this actually happened. (My post here)

4. “Move to Austin with rumours - why 5 mins away?

You know how one sometimes gets the irresistable urge to respond with a vague “For reasons”? This is one of those moments. Just kidding! Of course there’s something to read on the matter. If you’re interested in some tinhatty views of how that came to be, look here. Here’s a little something as well.

5. “sleep with one! Odd joke!

(Gif by the invaluable @one-soul-two-brothers) Oh boy. This is the mother of all slip-ups! This is definitely difficult to explain away… Do you know what the non-believers are saying? That he responded on Jared’s behalf. *scratches head* Yeaaaahhh… I don’t know how that could be. (Posts: 1, 2, 3)

Anyway, thanks for reminding me of these great moments! If you need a pillow to make your fence a little more comfortable, you need only holler and I’ll bring you one. I hope you’re having a fabulous day!

why are people in the sh fandom weirded out at the possibility of malec having sex in the immediate future?

Alec isn’t inexperienced because he has an established hangup/hesitation/complex about sex, he’s inexperienced because he was living in The Closet, Closet Town, in Gay? Me? No! Land and taking regular day trips to Help! I Have a Crush on My BFF/Adopted Brother! Island.

The only thing that is unrealistic about 2x07 so far is how smoothly Alec undid the buttons on Magnus shirt, because that shit is difficult how the fuck did he not pop a button off. Virgin didn’t even look. HOW.

Malvie is the best ship in descendants because..

1- Dove and Sofia ships them. 2- Dove reads Malvie stories on set and makes sure to embarrass Sofia 3- just damn adorable 4- they are meant for each other 5- both talented 6- they know what the other likes since they’re bffs 7- imagine how many times they would break into songs together 8- They both had horrible parenting so they know how the other feels about that 9- look at these cuties 10- THEY EYE FUCK EACH OTHER SO MANY TIMES IN THE DAMN MOVIE ! -Magic

Originally posted by rotten-to-the-core-four

alec: i got the juice™

aline: spill it

alec: i have now the power to declare that my previous heterostraight brother is no longer part of the heterostraights

raj: heterostraight im

aline: was he ever

aline: wait scratch that he kissed his own sister,,, you cant get any more heterostraight than that

raj: how can you outgay such heterostraightness tho

alec: im glad you asked

aline: omg

raj: did u catch him frenching the High Warlock of Brooklyn Magnus Bane? Cause that’s natural even the straightest man would fall for such glittery glory

aline: if you look thirst in the dictionary you’ll find a picture of raj

raj: stfu. @alec when will you finish typing omg

aline: its going to be gay, just wait

alec: so, you know how that weirdo vampire who’s bff with Orange Is the New Shadowhunter girl? hes living with my Man (who is Magnus Bane, so please @raj back off) so everytime i go i have to see him,, and he never stops talking n shit, but he told me something v v interesting about the Big Vampire Boss and how he got a hold of Jace so i was??? mm?? my brotheR?? why is he friendly with not one but two (2) vampires?? but i left it because i dont look for the drama, i wait for it and im walking back in the Institute and I see??? raphAEL SantiaBEGONE and MY BROTHER?? standing IN CLOSE PROXIMITY and Talking without arguing?? and im ready to march over and find out if we are in the upside world or smth but thE SPOTTED JACE???? KISSES?? RAPJAEL??? ON THE CHEEK??? AND SAYS??? “TELL SIMON I PROMISE I’LL SEE HIM TOMORROW???” 

alec: and this is the story of how my brother has been dating Raphael and Simon behind my back

aline: I C O N I C ™


aline: hold up, i thought you and magnus hadn’t started the dating thing yet, what were you doing there?

raj: OH SHIT

raj left the chat

alec: that snake



alec left the chat

My BFF and i have a relationship that is brimming with slow burn otp fic tropes. Tonight we joked about how we’d be the worst fic ever, like–we’ve showered together, looked at each other’s cervices, seen each other naked 4 billion times, shared a bed for 3 months, been fake girlfriends at a gay bar, watched porn together, bought sex toys together/for each other…like seriously. If this were a fic people would be like when the FUCK are they getting together?!

And the answer would be never, and it would make people so angry! Like you read for 100k and then we end up with other people. The slow burn was with me and the barista/her and someone from high school, whatever.

Like we’re really just BFFs and it’s ridiculous.

contenders for First Gay/Bi Star Wars Character

  1. luke - never had a gf in the original trilogy, DID have some pretty gay moments with han solo, mark hamill got up at comic con this year and said, “if the only woman you ever fall head over heels for is your SISTER, then it’s telling you something,” mark reportedly signed a MAJOR non-disclosure agreement regarding a secret pertaining to his character… could it be?
  2. rey - john boyega said, “you should see the way [finn] looks at rey,” and early reports indicated they would be love interests, BUT contenders for a major female role in episode viii are reportedly doing chemistry reads with john boyega, meaning finn’s crush on rey may be one-sided, meaning rey may have no known male love interest at this time… she’s also clearly a pretty solid five on the futch scale.
  3. finn/poe - oscar isaac said, of his character, that, “he meets finn, and their fates are forever intertwined,” which sounds gay. also, finn spends a lot of the movie in poe’s cool leather jacket? perhaps finn comes to realize he’s barking up the wrong tree w/r/t rey and decides to forever intertwine his fate with poe instead?
  4. han solo and/or lando calrissian - we’re getting a han solo prequel, right? wouldn’t it be cool if they gave us some good han/lando backstory? like, there’s no way they didn’t hook up. there’s no way. it’s probably why things are initially so uncomfortable when han and leia get to bespin - like, showing up at your ex’s place with your new squeeze, and watching your ex hit on said new squeeze? talk about awkward!
  5. maz kanata - i’m just saying it seems highly improbable that han solo WASN’T mentored by a wizened old lesbian space pirate. no straight girl knows how to make the kessel run in less than twelve parsecs.
  6. felicity jones’ character in rogue one and/or diego luna’s character in rogue one, rumoured to be biggs darklighter - if only because if biggs were gay this would mean he and luke absolutely were boyfriends at one point, and also because doesn’t this look like a promo for a movie about a lesbian and her gay bff teaming up to steal the plans for the death star
Things I didn't like so much.

- Rory cheating yet again. Do Amy and Dan hate her? Do they like cheating? This show has a long history of cheating. I mean Lorelai did it a few times, and Rory has cheated on all of her partners except Jess, but she did also kiss Jess while still with Dean. So. I just feel like cheating shouldn’t be how Rory and Logan were together. I would have been fine with it if Logan was casually dating a few girls, the same way he was when they first met. That would have been just as good of a storyline as any other. Why choose more cheating? Did Rory not change in ten years? She did the same thing with Dean and she saw how that blew up in her face. And why wasn’t Lorelai more “hey kid cut it out. This will only end badly” I hated that storyline and it really made Logan into the man he no longer was. Remember how bad Rory felt when she felt as though he had cheated on her during their break? And yet she’s doing that to some other girl?!

- Emily’s storyline in the end. It didn’t make much sense to me. It felt like Emily was an afterthought almost at some points. She moved with a maid she doesn’t even understand and can’t communicate with? I know that might have seemed funny in 2006 but now it just seems really silly? And kind of rude how she didn’t even try to communicate with her properly in some scenes she was just like “I don’t understand her. But I think those are her kids” I didn’t like a lot of that part of Emily’s story.

- The way Lorelai treated her mother still. Sometimes I really do think Lorelai can prevent a lot of the tension between her and Emily, but she always has to muddle things up. And I know that’s just typical Lorelai and everything. But I really fee like in 9 years maybe she would have tried a tiny bit harder. Especially after she lost her husband.

- Lorelai and Luke not having changed at all. They’re still the exact same, I mean it didn’t take them very long in the first series to decide they wanted to live together and then be engaged. And in nine years they never spoke about children or marriage or moving forward again? I don’t believe that. I mean I know Luke isn’t the greatest with communication and Lorelai isn’t great with change. But you’d think they’d at least talk about it ONCE in 9 years? What even happened in the last 9 years? Because it doesn’t feel like much actually did.

- I hated the way everybody treated Paul. No offence but if you’re dating someone, or your daughter is. Take the damn time to remember that person exists. It’s not cute or funny to constantly be like “oh Paul exists!!” Like it’s really shitty? And I don’t understand how that was a funny concept? Maybe in a sitcom, but not in a show like this where the characters have grown so much over the years, and by grown I don’t think I should mean that Rory has grown into a person who is so unlike her 16 year old self and in a bad way.

- Jess pining over Rory. I know that people have made theories that Jess is Rory’s Luke. But why should the show make that mistake again? The mistake of making these great guys wait and watch the girls fall for the wrong guys? It’s not fair. I don’t want that for Jess. I want Jess to keep thriving and moving forward. Not heading into his mid thirties, still pining over a girl he may never have again. He knows he messed up with her, he knows that and he is still being written as a guy who will never get over her? I love Rory but what’s so special about her? What’s so special about her that she has 2/3 of her exes still wanting her? I shipped both ships until the cheating thing happened, and then again this “I’m over it” he says while not being over it BS. I wanted Rory and Jess so badly but not like this.

- The LGBT parade and “how selfish are they for not letting us have their gays” like I know that was meant to be funny or something but I don’t really get how that’s funny? It made it feel like they were just trying to make the show look like it is progressive while still not making a good enough effort.

- The whole Michel and Lorelai being bffs. I know they’ve always respected each other and been kind of friends. But they pushed that so hard because of the absence of sookie and it was like they were trying to replicate that kind of friendship. They made michel share about his husband, and kid situation. Which sounded a lot like Sookie and Jackson once upon a time. I love Michel and I loved his storylines but it just felt weird that even Luke knew all about Michel’s home life? When he’s always been a private guy?

- the musical. I hated it. I actually skipped through it because it was long and boring and I was tired and didn’t want to watch it.

- the fact that Lane and Zack had children, but they were seen less than other people’s children. We watched Lane go through her pregnancy and having her baby boys come into the world and then we don’t really see those boys at all? (Low key same with Gigi though)

- Paris and Doyle getting divorced. They were like the only couple who made sense out of all the young couples to still be together? Doyle was like the only man who could keep up with Paris’ antics. I mean I liked Doyle’s storylines outside of the divorce but that just took me my surprise and I didn’t see that as their future. Them having children was cute, I didn’t expect them to be so young!

- At the swimming pool with the overweight man? I don’t get that scene at all. That’s not even funny? He’s fat so what? What’s with all the “incoming!” And “back fat” I don’t really like that scene.

There’s probably more but I’m running on four hours sleep after this. I even started dreaming of GG when I did finally sleep

it’s so weird looking back on past friendships before you realized and came out to yourself. like does my bff from 4th grade have any idea how gay i am now? she has no idea. jordyn has no clue at all how fucking gay


The weeaboo level is off the charts in this one so be warned

I DREW STUFF FOR THE WESTERN EL DOUCHO AU I WON’T SHUT MY MOUTH ABOUT NOW and I guess one could also call it concept art because it’s a fanfic story I’m now legit developing inside my head

It’s full of certified dorkwadness so I shall hide it under the cut just because 

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