look at his smug face tho

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WARNING: Mature content, very smutty.

Based on the request: pls write where y/n and harry have sex a lot and end up getting pregnant but are happy about it.


You woke up with a moan at the back of your throat and strong hands digging into your hips. This was how most mornings were spent; one of you waking the other with your mouth of their body. Your back arched as he sucked on your sex all while two fingers were moving inside you.

His moans vibrated through making the fire in the pit of your stomach burn brighter. Your hands were thrashing around you, gripping the sheets just wasn’t enough. After a deep fuck of his tongue into your throbbing sex, you came, hard, with a yell.

Harry drew it out as long as he could, stopping when you had recovered your breath. You turned you head to the alarm clock of the bedside table seeing the time; 9:07 in the morning. You had plenty of time before you had to be up.

Harry’s face appeared in your vision as he collapsed on the bed next to you, his breath heavy. Your eyes were drawn to the rock-hard bulge in the boxers; your mouth watered at the sight. When you looked back up at his face, his smirk was a combination of smug and confidence.

“Your turn, love.”


“Babe, you want some lunch?” You called to Harry from the kitchen to where he was sprawled across the couch. You were both dressed and ready for the day despite having no plans to leave the house. You had to be in the same room as him to hear his response.

“Think I’m still full from my little snack before breakfast actually, thanks tho’.” With a little knowing smile, he turned to look back at his phone, leaving you with the thoughts of your wakeup call.

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Dating Yuta

I Taeil* I Hansol* I Johnny I Taeyong I Yuta I Kun* I Doyoung* I Ten I Jaehyun I Winwin* I Mark I

*coming soon

A/N: Finally added another one, I got a bit carried away with this and it basically became a proper scenario lmao 


  • The ‘womaniser’  
  • Obviously
  • In his senior year
  • Like he knows he can get any girl he wants bc he knows they all fucking love him
  • He definitely takes advantage of that
  • Took WinWin under his wing when he transferred bc he was once the 'new kid’  when he moved from Japan
  • Knows the struggles so he kind of mentors WinWin  
  • Fucks Hansol off to spend time with WinWin
  • Hansol ain’t too happy about that tho but we’ll save that for his lmao  
  • Anyway..
  • Maths?
  • Yeah he’s failing that  
  • Needs a tutor but can never be bothered bc he’s too busy making all the girls swoon with that fUCKING SMILE  
  • UGHHHHHHH
  • That’s when his maths teacher approached you her favourite pupil
  • the star student  
  • A’s across the board
  • Maths being your speciality  
  • Hence why your maths teacher adored you  
  • After class one day, she asked to talk to you
  • Ofc you obeyed lord you never ignored the teachers word
  • “Would you mind tutoring one of my other students? They’re falling behind and you’re honestly my last hope Y/N.”
  • You were hesitant at first but agree to it.
  • As you are leaving you only just thought to ask who it was you’d be seeing that afternoon in the library.  
  • “Nakamoto Yuta, he’s upperclassman.”  
  • *~fuck~*  
  • You knew exactly who he was. He was notorious for hitting on the more impressionable junior girls. Which you were one of
  • You nod slightly and once the door closes your become a internally screaming mess.  
  • “YUTA, FUCKING NAKAMOTO YUTA! I AM TUTORING HIM. ALONE. IN THE LIBRARY. WHAT IF HE TRIES SOMETHING?”
  • The rest of that day until the last bell, you couldn’t concentrate  
  • Mind speeding at 160KMPH
  • You headed to the library and saw a head of artificially coloured dirty blonde hair
  • You edged towards him, tapping him on the shoulder lightly, He spun around and beamed brightly at you with his heart fluttering smile shit
  • “I’m here to tutor you.” You stated sheepishly as you moved around to the other side of the desk.
  • “I know, I asked for you.” He continued to smile brightly, you shot him a coy little smile before grabbing your text books from your bag and sprawling them out on the table, as a quirky Yuta in the corner of your eye.
  • After about an hour and a half, you knew he was paying attention
  • You could see in the corner of your eye him looking at your rather than the book and the questions
  • You tried to ignore it, but you couldn’t any longer
  • “Are you even listening?” You turned to him to see him resting his chin in the palm of his hand as he looked at you.
  • “You want the truth?”
  • “Yeah..”  
  • “Nope.” He cracked yet  a n o t h e r  killer smile at you
  • “Well, I think we’re done for the day.” You began to gather the books, annoyance slipping into your tone of voice.
  • “I’m sorry Y/N.” He looked away briefly before looking back at you. “I promise I’ll pay attention tomorrow, okay.”
  • “Oh really?” You questioned.
  • “Yeah.”
  • “What’s the catch?” You called his bluff. He raised his hands in defeat.
  • “You got me. But dinner on Friday. Surely that isn’t a bad trade. I let you teach me, and at the end of each week on Friday you come out with me.” He had a smug look on his face but it was over taken with innocence in his eyes.  
  • “Deal.”  
  • How bad could it be?  
  • Well…
  • After about 3 weeks of tutoring him, he stuck to his promise of actually paying attention, tho he still intervened by teasing you every so often; tickling you, hiding you phone etc
  • Friday’s became your favourite day of the week
  • They already were bc the last day of school before the weekend
  • But now it was your favourite for a different reason
  • It was when you got to see the real Yuta
  • He showed more of his soft and caring side on those Fridays away from school  
  • You felt lost whenever he was off ill from school
  • Like it sounds ridiculous  
  • But you felt lost without him when he wasn’t there
  • You eventually even started hanging around with him during the actual school day
  • You practically adopted WinWin
  • You’d fix the collar of his shirt if it was uneven
  • You’d bring him snacks into school
  • Which would result in Yuta whining bc he doesn’t get any and your excuse for that is “He’s younger and needs to eat a lot to grow.” He’s not, you just liked babying him
  • Hansol basically became your best friend
  • You’d always talk to him at lunch  
  • Again, Yuta would get jaelous and try to get your attention  
  • You knew all too well he was jealous, you just loved teasing him
  • Exams were coming up
  • The closer that got, the more desperate Yuta was to study  
  • He really did work hard  
  • And you adored his motivation  
  • You’d spend even longer in the library with him, even cancelling your fun Fridays so you could go to his house and help him cram
  • He was panicking but his nerves were always eased when your were around
  • You had such a calming affect on him
  • And no one had that kind of affect on him before
  • He never had butterflies when talking to girls before until he met you  
  • He thought you would be some easy target, that’s why he chose you to be his tutor
  • But you became so much more than that
  • He actually started to care deeply for you
  • But you had no idea..  
  • You waited nervously outside the exam for him
  • Pacing back and forth  
  • Once you saw him walk out of the exam hall, you pulled him aside
  • The look on his face didn’t seem great, he didn’t show off that amazing smile of his like you had hoped  
  • You hugged him tightly, the sudden affection struck him and he felt his knees give slightly
  • “It’ll be okay, I know you passed!” You encouraged him, earning a small smile  
  • I feel like this has turned into a proper scenario oops oh well lets go with it
  • A few weeks after the exam, you were sat at home watching TV and you heard a loud knock on your front door
  • When you opened it oh my god
  • You were literally tackled to the floor  
  • “I GOT A B Y/N I PASSED MATHS!” He held you tightly.
  • You felt your air ways being constricted  
  • “I knew you would Yuta, Now loosen up you’re going to suffocate me.” You chuckled
  • He let you go but bared a death grip on your hands
  • “It’s all your doing. I wouldn’t have passed it with out you honestly, it sounds so cliché but it’s so true.”  
  • “OH Yuta, stop it! I-”  
  • You were cut off by his lips connecting with your own; hands resting on your hips as he pulled you closer  
  • You didn’t realise how much you wanted that to happen until it actually  happened
  • You had always thought about what his plump lips would feel like  
  • And lord
  • They were 100x’s better than you expected
  • Soft and sweet  
  • Once he pulled away he rested his forehead on your own, peppering your face with kisses  
  • Topping it off with a small kiss on the tip of your nose
  • “How about we go out this Friday on an actual date.” You suggested, not being able to wipe the smile off of your face
  • “Sure, but I always counted the other’s as dates.” Again smiling brightly at the small dusting of pink on your cheeks.
SEVENTEEN’s reaction to their crush curling up on their lap when they're tired

@another-fucked-up-kpop-human Thank you for requesting I hope you like it! It was so cute.

S.Coups: 

He wouldn’t believe that this was actually happening, he’d think this was all a dream, a dream he wouldn’t want to wake up from. He’d probably think how cute you are. 

‘How can they be so cute??’

Originally posted by hansoligans-blog

Jeonghan:

On the outside he’d be calm and would have the warmest smile on his face with his cheeks slightly pink,

Originally posted by seungheol

but on the inside he’d be fanboying and being all like “Omgomgomg OMG THEY ARE SO CUTE! IF THIS IS A DREAM WHOEVER WAKE ME UP WILL BE BALD IN THE MORNING”

Originally posted by vernonswagg

Joshua: 

He’d be a cheeky little shit, so smug and yet so flustered? He’d be blushing like mad but would be grinning like a smug little shit I swear to God. He’d let you sleep on his lap and when you wake up the first thing you’ll see would be his gorgeous af face.

”Morning Gorgeous~”

Originally posted by shwua

Jun: 

ignore Vernon Jun would be in cloud nine, he’d feel like he might just have a chance now. He’d have this love sick grin on his face and would try to hold in his giggles.

“Am I in heaven? Have I been allowed to go to heaven even though I’ve committed so many sins?”

Originally posted by mountean

This boy needs  more gifs like for real

Hoshi:

Can’t handle the feels, so he’d make a weird face while trying not to squeal and giggle and bear hug you to death right then and there.

‘Hnggggg why do they have to be so cuteeeee~??? Ahhh my heart’

Originally posted by mountean

Wonwoo:

//gif//

Originally posted by santahosh

Woozi:

He wouldn’t know what to do, he’d be all shy and flustered and smiley and awwwwww~ just as long as there aren’t the others around that is.

Originally posted by hosoeks

DK:

smiling from ear to ear on the outside, screaming on the inside like there’s no tomorrow.

Originally posted by gyuhan-17

Mingyu:

He’ll freeze, he wouldn’t know what to do. He’d be confused, flustered, frozen in place and bright red. This shy puppy will just sit there and let you sleep, even if his legs are starting to loose feeling in them he’ll let you sleep cause you obviously need it.

Originally posted by gyuhan-17

The8:

blush, blush, blushy blush. Minghao would be shy and giggly and did I mention SHY?

Originally posted by wonnhao

Seungkwan: 

My heart hurts from just looking at his name omg and the more I look at the gif the more I want to cry…my heart, someone stop me He’d smile at your peaceful sleeping face with his cheeks dusted pink, he’d be smug about it later tho, but on the inside he’d be a dying mess. So overwhelmed by all the feels he is currently going through. His heart like mine right now hurts just by looking at you.

Originally posted by grown-man-woozi

Vernon:

gif explains it better than any of my words will, pretty accurate actually.

Originally posted by vernonswagg

Dino:

“I’ll just take a picture as proof for my hyungs to see that I DO have a CHANCE with them. Okay and 1. 2..3. Cheeese!”

jkjk…..okay not really

Originally posted by hanwooz

Hope you enjoyed it!

THIS IS THE BEST SCENE I HAVE ALREADY REWATCHED IT LIKE 4 TIMES I CaN’T KIlLIAN JONES IS MY EVERYTHING

BECAUSE FUCKING LOOK AT THIS ASSHOLE

SO SMUG ABOUT HIS JEWELS PLAN

AND THE OH I DIDN’T MEAN TO INTERRUPT. NO NO. YES I DID. ASSHOLE.

AND FUCKING, EVENING BLACKBEARD! WHAT AN ASSHOLE HONESTLY.

AND LOL THE TRYING TO GET THE SAND OFF HIS COAT IS FUCKING ADORABLE EVEN THOUGH THE SECOND HE SAYS PART OF A LONG JOURNEY HOME, I CRIED 4 TIMES.

BUT HERE’S THE MAGIC OF IT THO. BECAUSE DESPITE HIM BEING CONFIDENT AND CHARMING AND AMAZING, THE SECOND HIS SAYS MAGIC BEAN, HIS FACE AND HIS VOICE CHANGE.

BECAUSE THIS IS SERIOUS AND REAL AND HE NEEDS TO GET HOME TO HIS SWAN OK?

LIKE THE FUCKING JAW CLENCH BECAUSE HE’S REALISING THAT IT’S NOT GONNA BE AS EASY AS HE’D MAYBE BEEN HOPING BUT HE ALREADY KNOWS AND HAS A PLAN FOR WHAT HE’S GOING TO DO NEXT.

AND OK THIS LOOK, THIS LOOK IS WHAT HE’S ACTUALLY FEELING. THE REST IS ALL FOR SHOW AND IT HURTS ME AND ALSO LIKE FUCKING THIS IS WHAT KILLIAN JONES WALLS LOOK LIKE.

AND HE ALREADY KNOWS WHAT’S HE’S GONNA HAVE TO DO AND THERE IS LIKE NO HESITATION BECAUSE EMMA FUCKING SWAN IS HIS FUCKING HOME LIKE HOW DID WE GET SO FAR I CANNOT EVEN BELIEVE

THE EAR SCRATCH OF DEATH TBH

AND LOL SMUG ASSHOLE IS BACK. I LOVE HIM.

ALSO WHAT KILLIAN JONES’ WALLS LOOK LIKE BUT ALSO HOW FUCKING WELL IS HE MANIPULATING BLACKBEARD THO? IT’S FUCKING AMAZING.

ARE YOU TRYING TO ANTAGONISE ME? YES I AM.

OMFGGGGGGG CONFIDENT KILLIAN JONES IS MY EVERYTHING. I AM WEAKK.

ALSO THIS MOMENT WHEN HE PUTS THE SWORD DOWN AND HIS VOICEEE

SOMETHING MORE CIVILISED.

AND THE FUCKING CARD SHUFFLING IS FUCKING AMAZING AND ALSO KIND OF ADORABLE AND ALSO KIND OF TOTALLY FEEDING INTO MY THING WHERE CONFIDENCE IS HELLA ATTRACTIVE

A GAME OF CARDS FOR THE JOLLY ROGER LIKE THE FUCKKKKKK AHHHH

AND OMG THE DORK IS CONTINUING TO PLAY WITH THE CARDS IN THE BACKGROUND. HE’S SO CUTE AND I LOVE HIM.

ALSO THIS. THIS IS ABSURDLY ADORABLE.

AND THIS. THIS IS THE BEST.

THIS IS THE I AM SO FUCKING GOING TO WIN AND GO HOME TO MY SWAN.

JUST YOU WAIT.

JUST SAYING, THIS SCENE WAS AMAZING AND COLIN IS FUCKING INCREDIBLE FOR MAKING ME FEEL SAD AND HAPPY AND LAUGH AND CRY ALL IN THE SPACE OF A FEW MINUTES BECAUSE DESPITE ALL THE BRAVADO, HIS EVERY MOVE FEELS LIKE A DESPERATE STEP TO GET BACK HOME AND IT IS EVERYTHINGGG.

EVERYTHING, I SAY.

Marshmallows

Words: 476
Warning: sexual references and stuff not actuall smut in any way though
Requested: no
Pairing: Josh Dun x reader
Sum.: The one where you are camping and you accidentally get some marshmallow on your lips

A/N: short and “sweet”…idk hope this doesn’t scar you at how bad it is
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You grabbed another piece of wood and threw it on the fire to hopefully get warmer. The sun had gone down an hour or two ago and with that the campfire, you and your friends sat around, was the only thing that kept you warm. Two couples and then three singles, you included. You sat back down on one of the logs next to Josh. Conversation had been stale with the others for a while now but every time you talked to him no matter what about it seemed to be interesting. It might be because this was feeding into your enormous crush on him or maybe…no actually it probably was that. Josh started up a new conversation with you and even though you didn’t really care for the topic you still tried to sound interested for Josh’s sake. Soon enough you two subtlety stopped talking about any real topic and kind of started flirting again. There had been flirty remarks all evening long but now they were getting a little out of hand. Both couples left to go sleep around 10 minutes later which only left you three sitting around. You grabbed the last marshmallow out of the bag and stuck it on a stick.

Thankfully you hadn’t burned it too badly as you took it out of the fire, you had forgotten about it for a moment while talking to Josh.

You blew on it for a little bit, hoping you wouldn’t burn your mouth on the last marshmallow for the evening.

Even tho you began to eat it in small bites at first you inevitably decided to then just stick the whole jumbo marshmallow in your mouth. Just like anticipated a bunch of it spilled out and covered your lips. You began to laugh slightly when you turned towards Josh because he looked at you with a smirk in his face. “Don’t even think about it”, you smirked back and then tried to lick some of it off of your lips.

Josh leaned forward slightly and while keeping a smug face he said “Here let me help you.” Before you could question what he said he grabbed your chin and pulled your face towards his. He pressed his lips on yours and you automatically closed your eyes leaning into the kiss. He pulled on your lower lip with his teeth, deepening the kiss. You opened your mouth slightly but Josh let go of your face and moved back again.

“Hmh marshmallow”, Josh grinned widely and you chuckled.

All of you sat in silence for a little while before Josh stood up and took your hand. You followed him blindly, guessing you two would get some privacy to talk.

“Use protection”, your friend shouted after you before the two of you disappeared in a tent leaving them alone.

Marauder Band

-This whole idea started from James who wanted to impress Reg (even though the younger boy was so gone for james potter) and in his great mind, a band was The Thing to do.

-Sirius agreed almost instantly because he absolutely loves attention and also because he is actually good at singing.

-and also, though he would admit it to no-one, he wanted to impress fear Remus who was dragged into this while thing. (However, almost eveeyone knew at this point that Sirius was pining and pining for prefect Lupin.)

-Peter agreed to be part of the part quite easily. His friends were in and he actually loved playing drums

-And so The Marauders were formed.

-Sirius was the leader singer along with James, who played bass. Remus was on keys and peter on drums.

-they performed for the first time at the Three Broomsticks

-they got quite popular after school. Reg became their manager. Him and James were quite A Thing. Tho yehy kept their relationship private.

-during their concerts, Sirius would be the one to engage the crowd. He would sing and invite them to sing along. He moved like he was born to do so. Hips moving like water, hands clapping and looking just like sex on the scene.

-even though he was very open about his sexuality, there were always those girls who believes that could ‘cure him of his gay’

-then there were people who would ship Sirius with almost every celeb

-And finally, those being the most common. People shipping the Marauders among themselves.

-prongsfoot was very common
-Though Sirius would admit to being a fan of the wolfstar fanfic. Atleast that way, he gets to be in a relationship with Remus.

-Sirius is the one to write the songs most of the time. Sometimes James help him. Moony is his muse. Everyone knows it except Remus Oblivious Lupin.but no-one mentions it.

-Peter usually tweets basic updates about the band. What they are, or if they’re writing a new album. Stuff like that

-James doesn’t post anything. Like he’s got millions of followers and only 4 tweets

-Sirius gives various updates on almsot everything. From what he is eating, wearing or even planning to use as bath bubbles

-Remus does not have any Twitter account. Too much stress for him he says. Tho he does have tumblr. Under a secret username. Where he spends loads of time shopping wolfstar as well and going on and on about how pretty and funny and adorable and just bloody fucking amazing Sirius is.

-when they go on tours, it is The Pining Hell. Both of them sharing looks and touches but refusing to believe he other one might be feeling the same.

-James, Peter and reg almost go crazy cause of that.

-then during one of the concerts, Sirius acts impulsively (like 95% of the time except when Remus is involved.) Tho this time Remus IS involved and he gives in to his impulse.

-and locks eyes with Remus the whole time while he was singing the new love ballad on the album

-and Remus is staring right back with a red blush on his cheeks

-James is smiling like a dork

-reg and peter looked very smug

-but that is unimportant because as soon as they are off stage, Remus pins him against the wall and confesses his feelings and Sirius for the same

-and they are snogging their faces off

-it was a very very long kiss. Everyone tried to separate them but no-one managed. There were years of pining and want and desire accumulated in that one kiss.

-when they finally got back on theit transport, they were both sporting love-sick grins, looking thoroughly disheveled and their lips were red and swollen

-Sirius had love-bites all over his back and collarbone

ok but an au with olympic figure skater!bitty

I shared this idea with @onemuseleft and she helped me make it even more awesome: 

  • ok ok so in this au, bitty is the famous one, and jack has some celebrity status but not because he’s the son of an nhl star, but we’ll get to that in a bit 
  • so bitty is a world champion skater and is super well-known in the sports world 
  • and he goes to the olympics and wins two medals, even gets a gold for the US 
  • but he also still loves to bake and vlogs about his life, and tbh, his vlog following is probably just as (if not bigger) than his sports following 
  • so he’s an incredible athlete, but after spending his entire childhood training and competing, he decides to retire when he’s eighteen and go to college 
  • (under the cut bc it’s kinda long)

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nct dream!student au

jeno 

-the type of student to ALWAYS get into shit with his friends 

-unfortunately, he’s always the one that gets caught 

-he sweet talks his way out of punishment tho lmfao 

-this boy can sweet talk his way out of anything 

-despite getting into mischief, he’s really good student

-he does extremely well in everything without trying 

-he pays attention in class (unlike jaemin cross this out with the strike) 

-girls probably try to hand him notes a lot but he has NONE OF IT 

-he won’t look at the notes until after class even if the girl bothers him to or something 

-like, he may love causing trouble but yo he still cares about his future man 

-if he ever gets called on, all he has to do is sheepishly eye smile and the teacher’ll pick on someone else 

-his eye smile with his sweet talk gets him out of a lottt of shit 

-he’s extremely organized 

-takes a bunch of notes even tho he never looks at them 

-he mostly takes them for his friends if they ever need them 

-like, the only reason he’s organized is for his friends

 -he has like, photographic memory and doesn’t need to write down anything or even study unless it’s extremely difficult to him 

-he has a calendar full of things just in case his friends ever ask him something related to dates of shit 

-he’s the student that knows about EVERYTHING that’s going down 

-when i say everything, i mean everything 

-he knows alllll the details to that breakup that happened last monday and he also knows all the details to yoosung’s gaming addiction, you better watch your back im telling you now

-he’s too nice to ever use it as blackmail tho 

-unless they hurt his friends of course 

-this kid accidentally overheard jaemin talking to someone about this issue 

-and he used it to make jaemin do whatever he told him

-jeno was not having that shit smh 

-so one day, jeno dragged the kid and jaemin to the back of the school and the kid was so fucking smug, jeno couldn’t wait to wipe that dumb smirk on his face 

-so jeno started revealing all of the kid’s dark secrets, shit you wouldn’t even want yourself to know man 

-and the kid was like “hoLY SHIT SHUT UP DUDE OH MY GOD OK" 

-so he ran off and jae just stood there

 -“yo dude you’re kinda scary” -jae, after 378383 years 

-“i know man" 

-some people are kinda scared of him but tbh he’s just a lil muffin that wants to graduate and eat chocolate 

-he’s up for doing anybody a favour as long as it isn’t really fucking hard 

-he’s probably really good with technology 

-his favourite class is lunch lmfao 

-he’s the student that has everything in his backpack 

-bandaids, pads/tampons, water, a knife, you name it dude 

-he keeps pads/tampons with him bc he cares about his lady friends what a nERD 

-he probably tutors anyone that asks 

-everybody respects him, even the kids who are ‘too cool for school’ and ‘hates everybody' 

-he’s the kid that does everything in the group assignment if he feels like it 

-if he doesn’t, he’ll just help out a lot and tell other people what to do 

-he isn’t necessarily bossy tho, it’s more of 'i care about my grades, don’t fuck this up please' 

-THIS IS WAY TOO LONG FML 


haechan 

-you know that kid who’s absolutely fucking hilarious and sasses the teacher in class 

-that’s hae 

-he’s the kid that never pays attention but somehow always knows the answer 

-he’ll be doodling on his notebook and the teacher would call on him to answer 

-and hae would ALWAYS get it right 

-he always has a smug smile on his face while doing so too smh what a brat 

-his roast game is strong as fuck tho i strongly STRONGLY believe that

-he probably isn’t looking for relationships either, he doesn’t have time to be a master roaster AND be in a relationship!!! 

-hae’s also the student that knows everything but he only remembers the gossip 

-listen, he isn’t one for drama buuuuuuuuuuut 

-he likes watching drama unfold 

-HES PROBABLY A THEATRE NERD

-he loves acting and theatre is his favourite thing to do during school 

-his friends all go to support him too even if theatre isn’t their thing 

-he’s well known in school for theatre but most of them just know him bc he’s fucking hilarious 

-his favourite class is english bc his english teacher SASSES HIM BACK 

-hae sasses him one time and he turned around to stare at him with a hand on his hip before saying something along the lines of "liSTEN HERE U POODLE LOOKIN ASS I DONT COME HERE BC I WANNA SEE YOUR FACE EVERYDAY I JUST COME HERE FOR THE FREE COFFEE AND MONEY”

-hae decided that english was his favourite class after that day 

-he probably hates phys ed for some reason 

-like, he’s pretty athletic, he just hates the class for some reason 

-he’d much rather waste his time in study hall, listening to music and managing his tumblr blog, ya feel 

-HES YOUR TYPICAL TUMBLR STUDENT YO 

-his friends will show him a meme, and he’ll just be like “i’ve already seen that but ok" 

-he probably has a shit ton of merch in his closet 

-he’s the kid that always has money 

-like, need 5 dollars? HAE’S GOTCHU

-instead of studying in study hall, he reads over his theatre scripts

-somehow, he manages to get everything in 5 months early

-who knows dude i dont and hae probably doesnt either lmfao

-his friends will text him and be like “yo hae show me your hw pls im lost and jeno kinda scares me” (aka jaemin)

-and hae would be like "lol im not finished yet i havent even started”

-”… dude it’s due this morning”

-”lol ik i have like 5 minutes left dude it’s cool”

-he manages to finish it AND get an A on it like, go away hae smh

-hae’s probably the matchmaker of the school i dont know why i think this omg

-like, he can read emotions really well and he’ll just KNOW who likes someone and who they like

-he knew about chenle’s crush before chenle knew about it lmfao (it was renjun bye)

-he can find love for everybody but himself ;-; c,:

-he doesnt give a fuck lmfao

-he’s the kid that is either extremely chill or extremely triggered and pops off with insults lmao

person : jongin stares at everyone like that. not only kyungsoo. nothing special between them. 

/echoing/ nothing special between them /echoing/

me : 

well

excuse me

i mean, yeah

there is absolutely nothing special between them

.

nah son this is just 2 friends took selca together

.

their cheeks were touching, but god of course no, absolutely nothing between them ! this is just “how friends take selca”. nothing special between them. nothing. 

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nu uh, there is nothing between them. just hyung and dongsaeng. no, not boyfriends hubby and waifu

.

just caressing a friend’s neck, 

yeah

friends–dongsaeng and hyung, nothing more

more touching, still nothing special between them tho.

no jongin did not just smirk. jongin did not enjoy this more than a dongsaeng should. 

nope. this is not “when bae fixing my scarf moment”. not at all. 

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/butt-smacking/ 

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yep, jongin just wanted to feel how soft his hyung-but-nothing-more-than-friend’s lips

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just friend giving semi-strip-tease-dance. totally platonic.

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nope. still platonic.

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he did not checking his hyung’s little butts at the mirror. no-pe.

still not checking his ass.

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this is how 2 people who have nothing going on between them and purely in very platonic-friend-relationship should whisper to each other

jongin’s nose definitely didn’t touch kyungsoo’s earlobe, what are we witnessing here right now is just a cute relationship antics between hyung and dongsaeng.

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yeah i also sometimes want to bite and nibble my friends’ neck when i whispering to them in public. we all do this to our friends right? 

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naahhh they did not almost kiss when jongin turned around chanyeol was indeed being creepy tho

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no kyungsoo’s lips didn’t touch jongin’s ears.

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yupp, jongin always stares at people–at anyone–at all members like that , not exclusively only to kyungsoo, nope, not at all. yes yixing was the one who held the mic and did the talking here and kyungsoo’s little mumble apparently was more important to jongin here but of course it proves nothing. 

we are just a bunch of crazy people who believe in fairy tale a lil bit too much.

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“jongin is often get caught staring at kyungsoo like that in interviews bc kyungsoo is talking. he stares at any other members like that too bc he wants them to feel that they’re being heard and not being ignored. he treats kyungsoo the same like he treats other member" 

they weren’t at the interview and soo bb wasn’t talking and jongin still stared at him

hmm

how about this?

kyungsoo’s mouth didn’t move in this gif

so did in this one

his mouth moved but it was bc he was eating?

um

yeah soo was talking in this gif but why jongin eyeing him like a piece of candy?

yeah, just normal-platonic stares between "friends”.

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“jongin treats exo members the same like he does to kyungsoo.”

um yeah, i can see it very clearly.

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“they are just doing fanservice”

-during rehearsal- 

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-in airport [russia]-

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-inside a building with no fans around-

look at kyungsoo’s hand caressing jongin’s arm

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not

jelly

at

all

NOPE. NOPE. JONGIN IS NOT. JEALOUS. AT. ALL. 

how can he be jealous if there’s nothing between them. not even a slight attraction. yeah they’re dating might seem a lil bit impossible and just a fantasy for delulu shippers like me  bc scandal is a big no no in idol’s world but how about attraction towards each other? is it possible…?

…. NO WAY ! oppas ain’t gay ! every idols are condemned to be straight as poles in the strip clubs in this earth. there is no gay people–let alone gay idols in south korea. hell nawww. 

they must had planned this whole jealousy thingy thoroughly before, jongin’s acting skill is really gooooood for faking his jealousy tho! omo it looooks so reaaaall. SO. FCKIN. REAL.

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/soo removes chen’s hand/

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/jongin latches his hand on soo’s thigh/

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/looks at jongdae with a smug face; my waifu only wants me/

but hey, this is just platonic. i also rub my friends thigh especially during ceremonial award. who doesn’t do this? i mean come on

/oops! they did it again/

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this is not a “manhandling my waifu” moment

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not. gay. at. all

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kyungsoo and sojin have almost-similar-outfits-look-like-couple-outfits and everybody loses their minds

jongin and kyungsoo have the exact-matching-outfits, often caught staring at each others, talking/whispering too close like they wanna eat each other faces or almost licking each other earlobes still people say

“omg kaisoo shippers are cray cray why you guys ship them so hard? you’re gonna get hurt later, they are clearly just friends in the most platonic way. you guys are disgusting why you ship them like that ew i only ship them like brothers not romantic way, i hate shipping ppl in that way, it’s disgusting eww”

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i am not forcing you to ship them too, idgaf about that. you can ship or don’t ship anyone you want go ahead

it’s just you non-shippers loovvveeeee~ to burst our-shippers-bubble-of-happiness. 

just why? can’t i ship happily here? can’t you let us ship whoever we want? if you don’t like the pairing don’t bother look at them let alone trashing them + their shippers

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btw 

their

noses

were

touching

how can you still expect us not to ship them? JUST. HOW.

-end- i am sorry for not feeling sorry for this long post.

lbr tho jean would probably walk up to eren with a box of chocolates and say ‘hey guess what ryhmes with valentine?’ and then leans up against the wall and says ’kirschstein’ with this smug look on his face and eren just kinda looks up at an imaginary camera and thinks why am i dating this loser

cashton is cute and i’m sad: a masterpost

ok so it has recently come to my attention that cashton is ruining my life with their adorable bro-lationship. so i have taken it upon myself to create this masterpost so that you lot can suffer with me :)

you better buckle up because this is gonna be a looooong ride.

i’d like to start by saying that none of these gifs/pics/vids are mine and all credit goes to the owners

so now that that’s out of the way….

shall we begin?

Keep reading

Originally posted by sandandglass

The lil eyebrow thing, that kills me, ya know, LIKE I dunno why but??? I love the eyebrow thing LIKE THE EYEBROW THING YA KNOW LOOK LOOK AT IT IF SOMEONE DOES THAT TO ME I’M IMMEDIATELY LIKE ‘oh shit, okay.’ Like. T h e  e y e b r o w  t h i n g. 

Originally posted by finnamonroll

Word of advice Sethie poo, DON’T CALL THE SCARY RUSSIAN WRESTLER A BITCH. Okay, but. He look good saying bitch so. Like. I’d be down for it. Not him calling me a bitch. Cause. I mean. That’s no bueno. Unless I am being a bitch. Which ya know, happens sometimes.  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

That’s my motto all day e’ryday. 

WHAT A DORK OH MY GOD, Look at this floof ball THIS BALL OF LOVE AND FLUFF AND CUDDLES, YOU ARE SUCH A CUTIE PATOOTIE TURTLE BOOTY okay. 

Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle  DO DO DO DO DO DO WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE

Guess who has been sassy since forever. TAKE A REAL FUCKING GOOD GUESS, IT’S THIS TURD. 

Same. Samesies. I PLAY AIR GUITAR ON EVERYTHING BUT THAT IS HEAVY I CAN SEE IT BY LOOKING AT IT OKAY LIL TROPHIES ARE HEAVY I meaN REALLY. 

Knowing my sassy ass, I would have been like. “Everything,” blank faced and all. But IT WOULD BE OUT OF LOVE NOT MALICE.

I like that shirt. That’s a reaLLY NICE SHIRT 

Skinny jean shot, not gonna lie, THIS IS PRETTY DAMN HOT LIKE I’D BE ALL OVER THAT.

:) :) :) ALL SMILES WOW this seal is blessed, this seal is my fav bc LOOK AT THAT SMILEY WOW, GIGGLY BOY. 

*puts trophy in shirt and pretends like alien is eating through my belly* RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR 

Nah, but look at that body tho dayum. 

Lil sweet baby nugget :’) 

okay I know this one is a lil hard to see cause dark BUT LOOK AT HIS LIL GLASSES THIS BOY IN GLASSES, making me cry

I LOVE THIS BC WHITE SHIRTS LOOK GOOD ON WRESTLERS DOn’t ASK ME WhY THEY JUST DO LIKE IT’S JUS T SCIENCE OKAY.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

LOOK AT HIS GLASSES OKAY AND HIS LIL BLONDE AND HIS LIL GRR FACE I CANNOT DEAL WITH THIS RIGHT NOW OKAY OKAY I’M SO SAD

Originally posted by thearchitectwwe

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  I def have a back kink I know I’m soRRY MOM. 

Originally posted by prowrestlingnow

:’) this smile is so pure, it has cleared my skin, has taken care of my health, I WILL NEVER BE SO HAPPY

Originally posted by thearchitectwwe

how about we not be a smug sass master toda- no? Okay great. 

that tongue tho, them thighs tho, THIS EVERYTHING THO, HOT DAYUM LIKE A SUMMER CHOIR. 

I know sometimes y’all like “damn, this girl talks to much, I JUST WANNA LOOK AT THE PICTURES STFU,” so pre-warning, I’m gonna talk a lot during this picture and it’s not for the reasons you think. First off, okay YOU ARE IN FRONT OF A GREEN SCREEN WEARING A GREEN ASS SHIRT, LIKE WHAT ARE YOU DOING, THIS IS NOT WHAT YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO DO, THIS IS LIKE GREEN SCREEN RULE NUMBER ONE, DON’T WEAR A SHIRT THAT’S THE SAME FUCKING GREEN AS? THE?? SCREEN???? ALSO SECOND, okay second isn’t so much of a rant, but kinda is at the same time??? WHY ARE YOUR DAMN KEYS HANGING OUT OF YOUR POCKET LIKE THAT DURING THIS PHOTOSHOOT OH MY GODDDDDDDD THAT’S LIKE. I dunno if there’s a rule against it BUT WHY OKAY WHY I HANG MY KEYS OUTTA MY POCKET LIKE THAT TOO BUT I AIN’T TAKING A PHOTOSHOOT OKAY. Third, and last… Probably last. I dunno yet, anywho, THIS LOOKS LIKE THE CHEESY SCHOOL PHOTO YOU TAKE IN SCHOOL, WHO MAKING HIM CHEESY LIKE THIS, WHO IS DIRECTING HIM LIKE THIS, bc no. Okay super last, I love Taking Back Sunday. So. Yeah. Good shirt. But not for this occasion. Ya fruit. I love you. 

I love his face in this picture okay, like I love his face in other pictures too, okay BUT THIS PICTURE HIS FACE IS LIKE SASSY BUT ALSO PUPPY AND I JUST WOWOWOWOWOWOW i love this picture 

Stripe shirt for the win. 

Originally posted by iteamhelena

YEAH I AM IN A CONSTANT STATE OF QUESTION MARK ALSO LMAo

Originally posted by totaldivasepisodes

Isn’t there a song where they do this in the music video???? 

Originally posted by stellarollins

he does the thing you do when people put ice down your shirt WHICH I DON’T UNDERSTAND BC IT’S A CAKE IT IS NOT COLD but okay Shannon, what if he got cake down his shirt, NO THAT’S NOT THE WAY IT WORKS OKAY HE STARTED OFF ABOUT TO SPRINT AND HE ENDS WITH CRUSHING DEFEAT 

Originally posted by stellarollins

alright Seth, MY 4 YEAR OLDS THROW BETTER TANTRUMS ThAN THAT DAMN. 

Originally posted by totaldivasepisodes

I love how he’s just like ‘okay, who dis?’ CAUSE I WOULD BE DYING OF LAUGHTER BC WTF WHERE DID YOU COME FROM COAT BOY? 

Originally posted by stellarollins

Look at this bouncy puppy, I love him so much :’) 

Look at how pure this picture is okay, LOOK AT THIS OKAY THIS PICTURE, THIS FUCKING PICTURE OKAY but just imagine this is how he looks when he’s like enamored with you and just listening to you talk but you’re probs saying something sassy to him AND WOW okay I’m done I AM DONE  

:’) I cry. HIS BODY IS SO FIRM good lord, I can’t do this today I CAN’T DEAL WITH THIS TODAY 

okay but GOD DAMN LOOK AT THIS GIF, YA WANNA KNOW THE SEXIEST SETH GIF HERE YA FUCKIING GO BC LOOK AT THE CHIN BEARD RUB AND HIS EYEBROWS AND THE SHIRT IS LIKE ROLLED UP A BIT OKAY AND JUST O H M Y G O D KILL ME, JUST KILL ME NOW BECAUSE TEHRE WILL NEBVER BE ANYTHING AS GODLY AS THIS GIF I JUST I AM wow I am wowed. 

I make this face a lot, so I can relate. Which means I am on the same cuteness scale as Seth is, sorry it’s science, if you love Sethiekins, you prob love me also, sorry not sorry. 

Originally posted by potatoews-and-grilled-cheese

We’re just gonna end this with my fav Seth gif, look at this nerd, I love him so much.

best friend sehun

• 2 much sass 4 you to handle

• “come on sehun it’s chen’s birthday, just send him a message wishing him a happy birthday"

• “no no no give me my phone back”

• you helping him send a message to chen as wrapped his hands around your neck trying to strangle you

• “I. SHOULD. NOT. HAVE. TOLD. YOU. MY. PASSWORD.“

• he takes pics of you watching a korean drama attentively with your mouth slightly open and sends them to all the exo members using your phone

• he takes more pics of you attempting to murder him while getting back your phone

• gives you back your phone once you sit there being all pouty and rubs his cheek on your head with his hands around you saying, “i know you love me.”

• you giving him the “can you not say this when i’m pretending to be pissed at you” look

• him making you get bubble tea with him every day after his dance practice

• him stealing sips of your honeydew flavoured bubble tea while you’re busying typing on your phone

• “are you chatting with that guy again? no no no you are here to hang out with me honey so gimme your phone now”

• him holding your bag while waiting for you outside the ladies’ restroom with that resting bitch face of his

• ahjummas giggle when they see him and whisper about how adorable he is and that he must be waiting for his girlfriend

• him screaming “Y/N WHAT’S TAKING SO LONG IS YOUR ASS STUCK IN THE TOILET BOWL” when you spend more than 5 minutes in the toilet

• him constantly giving you fashion advice

• like you’d be getting ready for a date and he’d come over asap and help you pick an outfit

• “what the hell is that thing you’re wearing BURN IT”

• lots of sass included

• whenever you’re out shopping alone you’d take mirror selfies of you in clothes you picked out at the shop in the fitting room and send them to sehun to ask for his opinion

• he usually criticizes your taste in fashion but there some rare moments where he’s got that lil smile on his face when he sees you in a nice outfit

• awkwardly complimenting you because he’s not good at that

• he often texts you in the middle of the night saying he wants bubble tea and you to accompany him

• you sit there feeling sleepy while watching him sip his bubble tea with a smug look on his face

• he walks you home and tells you to go to bed early because you look like shit

• he’s just really straightforward and honest with you

• but then whenever you’re sad and alone he rushes over to your house immediately empty handed because "why need ice cream when i can make you happy just by being here” was what he said

• your head on his chest and his chin on your head while you spill your sorrows

• doesn’t say anything and just listens

• judges you big time after you finish tho

• hugs you tightly when he sees that you’re mad and says “you know i love you but it’s just that you’re too dumb”

alt dimension headcanon

alt!Raj totally had a crush for alt!Alec

I mean, come on first he’s a smug asshole, keeping Magnus out and the way he looked at Alec like, “this guy, imrite?” Expecting Alec to agree.

Then, when Alec said “I’ll take responsibility for this one” in the smoking hot sexy tone omfg, his face changes like “What?!” like he’s just been overlooked.

Then he glares at Magnus as he follows Alec….

AND THEN, look at the jealous grumpy bitch in the background, arms crossed and glaring!

Totally crushing on Alec, but I mean, who wouldn’t be, in any dimension?

anonymous asked:

sehun -"Your neck’s really sensitive…"

Kissing; 8. “Your neck’s really sensitive…”; Sehun
*Don’t send in anymore, please! ^3^



“I have work to do, Sehun-ah,” You muttered under your breath, not falling for his little game he’s starting to play as he continuously circled his thumbs on your hipbones, his lips still not leaving any part of your skin untouched by his lips as he shifted closer beside you, trying to get more and more in between you and your stack of papers that you needed to go through. “You can do them without paying any mind to me,” He whispered softly, giving a small bite after that on your earlobe before proceeding to kiss his way down from the back of your ear, all the way down to the space between your neck and collarbones before settling just there with his pair of lips.

You knew he knew that you were sensitive, and every time he hits that spot with a smacking of his lips, you’d shiver visibly and physically in his arms that only made him smirk at the power he had with just his lips on your skin, hm… your neck’s sensitive, huh?

You felt like he was teasing you, seeing that grip on your pen with your knuckles turning white from the tightness you held it straight, “You little shit,”

“If I admit I’m a little shit, will you come to bed with me?” He grinned, seeing how you glared peeked at him with the corner of your eyes and his grin grew wider, “There’s a lot I have to do…”

He easily made you turn to face him as he moved to make you lean on him before he tucked one arm behind your knees while the other swooped behind your back, “And you have a week before the deadline.”

“Even if I say no, you’re going to change my mind, aren’t you?” You laughed, placing your arms around his neck when he securely got up with you in his arms. He had this smug look on his face as he stepped away from the table and two now vacant chairs before reaching the bed, “Oh, you’re so smart.