look at his hands oh my god

a complete list of the memes of 2015

January
-the first meme of 2015
-airbrushed adam sandler
-for 8,000 dollars a month, i will stop
-captain america: civil war
-i’ve never heard of a george glass at our sküle/sure jan
-take a closer look at that snout!
-“not all men” you’re right, _______ would never do something like this
-me: just fuck me up
-what i expected vs. what i got
-neo rickroll
-zodiac signs
-tumblr update/glitch of 2k15

February
-left shark
-uptown funk
-mmm watcha say
-once-ler fandom
-hi i’m auditioning for the role of _______ and I’ll be singing ________
-little einstein’s remix
-the dress
-american horror story: hotel
-hoe don’t do it… oh my god
-[looks at smudged writing on hand]

March
-making fun of igloo australia
-handmaiden & feudal lord
-these are their stories
-natalia kills
-jet fuel can’t melt steel beams
-emoji text
-the sausage movement
-bro pickup lines
-lebron james

April
-coppy/excel sheets
-😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
-#thisgeneration
-hi welcome to chili’s
-rare pepes
-embrace your uncomfort zone
-putin memes
-putting chat bubbles over cartoon characters
-mall cop 2
-sneme (snail meme/snake meme)
-deez nuts
-bitch where
-regional gothic
-chances of winning in a fight
-let’s mcfreakin lose it
-facebook mom minion pictures
-myidol

May
-look at this photograph
-down with cis
-pokemon + world of warcraft’s love child
-gal pals
-cheeky nandos
-british banter
-you stole fizzy lifting drink
-eurovision
-charlie charlie challenge
-effective.
Power
لُلُصّبُلُلصّبُررً ॣ ॣh ॣ ॣ

-sonic-for-real-justice

June
-shia labouf just do it
-cole slaw hate
-NOT AS BRAVE AS THESE SOLDIERS
-i hate when people dress like this… like we get it, you smoke weed
-sign me the FUCK up 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do  ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit
-today i fucked up by…
-they changed the tumblr logo again
-ask ________ a question
-E3 swedish yarn man
-DO NOT EVER ARRANGE TO MEET SOMEONE IRL FROM __________
-WHAT ARE THOOOOOSE
-minion hate
-rihanna gifs
-the author of the journals, my brother
-get a load of that dog!
-neopets
-imagine that you have zero cookies, and you split them evenly among zero friends. how many cookies does each person get? see? it doesn’t make sense. and cookie monster is sad that there are no cookies, and you are sad that you have no friends.

July
-zoobe
-me, shoving breadsticks into my purse
-zodiac pictures
-gemini hate
-iridocyclitis
-IM ALWAYS A SLUT FOR __________
-#GrowingUp________
-fusion is just a cheap tactic to make weak gems stronger/so this is what the homeworld really thinks of fusion
-no notes
-JOHN CENA
-gun
-editing captions
-*to the tune of ________*
-dog of wisdom

August
-frank ocean album
-okay…….. that sounds fake but alright
-netflix and chill
-old commercials
-spongebob receipts
-the signs as one word
-you’ve heard of _______ now get ready for ________
-another one
-young man
-QUIT TELLING EVERYONE IM DEAD
-sonic dreams collection
-straight outta compton
-what the FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY
-man door hand hook car door
-that pink cat from boomerang
-deez nuts election poll
-theme songs for animals
-dismaland/banksy
-vmas
-MILEY WHATS GOOD

September
-first day of hogwarts
-new tumblr layout
-new google logo
-screaming ducks video
-why the fuck you lying
-interrogator: say it
-boy: so u got any fantasies?
-pokemon go
-*takes a deep breath* i lo-
-#whatdidzoeysay
-brain: you gotta
-you were red, and you liked me because i was blue
-spongebob lyric edits
-blood moon
-water on mars

October
-skeleton war
-disappearing peace sign
-urinal picture
-undertale
-psat
-poot lovato
-concept: ________
-adele is back
-north posted this while playing on my phone
-taylor swift suing people
-hotline bling/dance like drake
-staff got rid of replies
-let _______ say fuck

November
-it’s christmas time
-ufo sighting
-jar jar renaissance
-that’s it im kinkshaming
-tumblr messenger
-shia labouf watching his own movies
-that bee picture
-the picture of the guy from star trek looking scandalized
-slam da fuckin like button if u up
-dropping water filled condoms on people’s heads
-the meme depression

December
-one punch man
-neko atsume
-the new paper airplane icon
-baby grinch
-2015 in a nutshell
-wonderful-disney-recipes
-star wars spoilers
-the force awakens opening crawl
-TRAITOR
-miss universe pageant
-text posts in between christmas lights
-leave it in 2015

Here is the absolutely stunning commission of Anders I got from heavensong at Metrocon!

Did

you

know

that

perfection

really

does

exist?

         

i felt the need to just make a post about how much Dipper loves Mabel after the end of that last episode cause

my cause of death is Dipper looking at Mabel like she’s his whole world

look how gentle his hands are around her

im fucking crying he’s so happy and relieved to have her back

she got a laugh out of him. an honest to god laugh.

this is the most Dipper’s smiled since the apocalypse started and it’s because of Mabel please bury me in the earth

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I MET MARTIN FREEMAN HERE IN PUERTO RICO AND HE IS SO BEAUTIFUL IM GOING TO CRY HE LOOKED LIKE A GLAZED VALLILA DONUT, HIS HANDS WERE SO SOFT, HIS TEETH WERE SO BRIGHT AND HE LOOKS TALLER IN REAL LIFE. I LOVE HIM.

EDIT: WHEN THEY MENTIONED DOCTOR WHO HE LAUGHED AGAIN  AND SAID “CAN YOU BELIEVE IM THE ONLY BRITISH ACTOR WHO HASNT BEEN IN IT?” 

sex with ashton would be like:

  • candles everywhere
  • “fuck ash- oh my god”
  • trailing kisses kisses down your spine
  • mouthing sweet nothings into your neck
  • “look at me”
  • slow hip movements
  • “say my name baby”
  • you pushing his hair out of his eyes
  • blowing on your skin to cool you down
  • “babe let me take a picture for instagram”
  • “ashton we just had sex, im naked”
  • being able to hold you up for so long with those arms
  • rough shower sex after a show
  • “yeah princess, just like that”
  • holding you like you’re made of glass
  • “i love you baby”
  • most fights end in sweaty sex with your hands tied up with his bandana
  • “ash we cant do this here”
  • “yes we can, but you have to be quiet”
  • thigh riding holy shit

luke

  • Zelena:ahahaaaa I was Marian, I got to make out with Robin and I got Hook to bridal-carry me, swoon
  • Regina:wait what that's not fair
  • Regina:Hook's supposed to be the hot one, why didn't you turn into Emma or something and try to kiss HIM?
  • Zelena:are you kidding me?
  • Zelena:that would break them up
  • Zelena:I can't break them up
  • Zelena:Emma is finally kissing him for reasons other than saving his life
  • Zelena:and they're holding hands and being cute look
  • Zelena:my OTP is finally together properly
  • Regina:
  • Zelena:pfft breaking up Captain Swan, what do you take me for
  • Zelena:I may be wicked but I mean there's a line Regina
  • Zelena:I've invested too much time and effort in this ship to purposely sink it
  • Regina:oh my god my sister is a CS shipper
  • Charming:WELCOME ABOARD THE HMS CAPTAIN SWAN DESTINATION TRUE LOVE YEEEAAHHH (we have t-shirts) (well I have a t-shirt)
  • Regina:
  • Regina:seriously screw you guys I'm gonna go hang out with Tinkerbell
2015 meme list

JANUARY
-bath bombs
-for just $8000 a month, i will stop
-george glass in our sküle
-meninism
-reverse rick roll
-glitch update

FEBRUARY
-backup shark dancers
-measles
-mmm watcha sayyy
-the signs as _______
-music copyright violation
-uptown funk/ take me to church
-inappropriate audition songs
-SJWS HAVE _____
-white and gold dress

MARCH
-dick cheney made money off the iraq war
-bush did 9/11
-waluigi
-hoe dont do it…oh my god
-looks at smudged writing on hand
-natalia kills/ willy moon
-these are their stories

APRIL
-#thisgeneration
-sausage rap
-hi welcome to chilis
-snake or snail

MAY
-where you live/ur first language/what you call ________
-cheeky nandos
-fizzy lifting drinks
-(state) gothic

JUNE
-sonic for real justice
-anti coleslaw
-shia lebeouf motivational
-john green hatred
-yarn man
-motherfucking jesse eisenburg jesus christ fuck dude facebook

JULY
-minions
-JOHN CENA
-WHAT ARE THOOOOSE
-zoobe
-that rihanna gif
-on a date, shoving breadsticks into purse
-always a slut for doritos
-gun
-meek mill/drake beef
-snake flag

AUGUST
-…that sounds fake but okay
-young man
-infomercials
-spongebob social justice overanalysis
-quit telling everyone im dead
-we get it u smoke weed
-_____ and chill
-finding person in a crowd
-dismaland
-deez nuts for president
-psychic reads ur mind

SEPTEMBER
-nicki minaj spills tea
-screaming geese toys
-why you lyin
-pokemon go
-before and after smartphones
-dan nikki your Bobbie s

OCTOBER
-halloween
-urinal
-the discourse
-psat
-poot lovato
-loss.jpg
-undertale
-hotline bling
-zolas trap trip
-hamilton

NOVEMBER
-removal of reply feature
-plane dog and wisdom dog
-kinkshaming
-im the ________
-hit that muddafuckin like
-HOEvember
-hello from the other side

DECEMBER
-neko atsume
-star wars
-tumblr user steals human bones??
-2015 in a nutshell
-dj khaled
-miss universe

The Red Bullet in Sydney. HI-TOUCH 100715

in order;

TAEHYUNG: he was really hyped up and happy to see everyone. when I got to him I was like “hEYYYY!” And he looked at me and said “aWESOME!!” his smile was so bright and his hand was soft and large, it was perfect.

HOSEOK: okay so as some of you might know, my name is hope and all my friends told me that i had to tell him my name so that was my mission. I walked up to hoseok and said in korean “my name is hope” hE WAS LITERALLY SHOCKED FOR LIKE A FEW SECONDS AND WAS LIKE “oH MY GOD?” he smiled so bright and we even went back from another high-five and we grabbed hands and wOw. hoseok is good looking holy shietttt

JIMIN: poor jimin was waiting for me by this time and he was gearing up for his high-five. hes literally so cute and was like “hEy wassup!!” and was like all swag and that. he is perfect. park jimin is perfect.

JUNGKOOK: He’s quite tall and pictures do not do this kid justice. He is a majestic human being. I can’t quite remember what he said, maybe it was like “thankyou!!!” or something. He literally stared into my soul and his eyes were so big. My precious child i fukcing adore you.

NAMJOON: This is where my memory gets a little blurry because it’s going so so fast. All I really remember was that he was holding his arm while high-fiving and just said thankyou to everyone

SEOKJIN: Once again, my memory is a bit of a blur but he’s so so polite and considerate and made sure to say thankyou to everyone, little precious human being

YOONGI: praise the lord because I prayed night and day that yoongi would be last and he actually was. I was wearing a suga shirt and he looked at it and looked back and me and smiled. I said “i love you” in korean and he replied and said “thankyou” bUT IT GETS BETTER. we didn’t high-five. we held onto each other’s fingers for few seconds and like slipped away while gazing. it’s safe to say we are married.

gossymer  asked:

Imma give you a cracktastic prompt: in a world where were are the norm, Stiles is a were!bunny. He is not impressed but he makes do. Derek on the other hand has a new past time in the woods :)

This… became long. I also know much more about rabbits now. Here’s what I imagine werebunny!Stiles looks like, though! So enjoy 4k of cracktastic fluff!

(9/10 prompts for my 1k followers thingy!)

Oh god.

Oh god, oh god, oh god.

Stiles hops over a tree root, his tiny rabbit lungs burning as he sprint-hops over the forest floor. He makes a mental note to lay off the curly fries.

Not that he’ll probably be able to do that.

Because he’s going to die.

His hind paw catches on a rock and he goes down, crashing onto his stomach, the wind abruptly forced from his lungs. He tries to scramble to his feet – paws, whatever – but he can already sense a large figure hovering over him, trapping him in. He makes a break for it anyway, though, desperately trying to escape, but a large muzzle with rows of sharp teeth is already descending on him and –

– and Derek Hale is going to eat him to death. And not even in a sexy way. Then Derek finally will become a murderer, and his dad will have to identify his body by scraping bits of his rabbit intestines off of Derek’s wolf-y canines.

All because he didn’t warn his werewolf friends off from their usual late night hunts, because then he’d have to admit that he’s a fucking wererabbit.

Oh god.

Stiles squeezes his eyes shut and waits for the kiss – or in this case, the painful, agonizing bite – of death.

Only it never comes.

It never comes, because for some reason, instead of swallowing him whole like a normal wolf, Derek’s decided to rub his face all over him. Gah, Stiles doesn’t even know where that muzzle’s been. Derek’s probably getting rabbit-guts from his previous victim all over Stiles’ carefully maintained coat.

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