look at his hands oh my god

just-french-me-up  asked:

PLEASE MORE ABOUT MONTPARNASSE KISSES OH MY GOD

Oh thank god someone asked it’s been driving me crazy thinking about it

Montparnasse doesn’t kiss people often despite what other people may say so when he kisses someone he puts all he has into it. All of his walls come down.

His hand placement varies, either by his side you holding onto the hands of the person. But if he really means it, if he’s kissing out of love, he’ll lightly hold the person’s neck right below their jaw, the touch so light his fingers barely grazing the skin.

He closes his eyes when he kisses and scrunches up his face just a little, as if all of his energy is going into kissing this person. He likes slow kisses, not rushed ones. And when he opens his eyes there’s almost a look of innocence, for a second he’s the most pure person in the universe. All because of one kiss.

Oh my god. Can you imagine Norman and Melissa slow dancing at Stevens wedding?! Like Melissa was just sitting there drinking champagne watching everyone else dancing and Norman threw his napkin down and stood up and held his hand out to Mel and she looked at him puzzled and he said “dance with me Mel” and she nodded and set her champagne down and took his hand. So he links his fingers with hers and leads her to the dance floor and Mel’s walking behind him because of the crowd. And when they reach the dance floor he turns around pulls her into him. And Mel just start giggling and Norman has the biggest smile on his face. And Mel wraps her arms around Norman’s waist and puts her cheek right on his heart and then Norman buries his face in her hair. AND OH MY GOSH IM MCREEDUS TRASH. BUT I BLAME THEM FOR ME SHIPPING THEM

anonymous asked:

things to make you smile after exhausting weekend: Imagine Tony's first winter in Massachusetts. He grew up in Malibu, he's not used to Massachusetts winter. So imagine him wrapped up from head to toes in the warmest clothes he can find. With a hat and a scarf and rosy cheeks because he's still cold. He would look so cute.

Oh my god, this really is so cute.

The hat is half over his eyes, cause it’s so big and the scarf is with hideous colours but it’s so warm and fluffy and the jacket is technically closed but Tony still pulls it together with his hands, hidden in the thickest gloves he could find and his cheecks and nose are freezing and his breath comes out white and the part of the scarf over his mouth is alreaddy freezing over and it’s so damn cold but Tony loves it.

anonymous asked:

(Hamilsin) Alexander looked down at the papers in his arms. It was probably the biggest essay he'd ever written and George needed to see it immediately. That's why he was standing outside his boss' house at four a.m., knocking rather loudly in hopes that he would answer. (Sorry it's so short)

(oh my god. It’s okay that it’s short)
Philip Hamilton and Keila, George Washington’s youngest daughter who was still living at home for college, were lounging on the couch, tv on. He leaned down to kiss her again when there was a loud knock on the door. Keila slowly looked away, looking confused. Her father wasn’t home, and she wasn’t expecting anyone. Philip slowly got up, sliding his hand over his bare chest as he pulled the door open with a soft laugh back at something Keila had said about how unfortunate the disturbance was. He held the door open as he turned his head to look who was in front of him, his smile instantly turning into a slight look of terror. “Pa-”

What Did I Get Myself Into? - 15

@coveofmemories @give-me-a-moose

“So Reid,” Rossi asked around the conference table, “you’ve been seeing Y/N for a year now, right?”

“Yea,” he smiled, “It’s been the best year of my life.” A small smile formed on his face. “As a matter of fact, I’m thinking about asking her to marry me,” he said to a sea of excited faces.

“Oh my god, really?” Penelope squealed, bringing her hands up to her face. “Have you picked out a ring yet? How are are you going to do it? We love her, so please ask her like yesterday.”

“I haven’t picked out a ring yet,” he said, looking around the room. “I was actually thinking about asking you ladies to come out with me. Help me,” he pleaded. 

“Of course, Spence,” JJ said, giving him a hug. “Congratulations!”

“Don’t congratulate me,” he said, “She hasn’t said yes yet.”

“She’s madly in love with you,” Tara replied, “and of course we’ll help you. When did you want to pick one out?”

“Like Garcia said…yesterday. Maybe tomorrow after work, providing we don’t run into anything.”

“It’s a date!” Emily responded excitedly. “I can’t wait.”

                                                 ————————

“I sometimes still can’t believe you two found each other,” JJ said, as she, Emily, Tara, Penelope and Spencer drove to Zales. “I mean, who would’ve thought that Spencer, an FBI agent and self-proclaimed nerd would end up with a sex store owner.”

“Everyone is so surprised about that. Just proves there’s a lot you ladies don’t know about me,” he said, winking and hopping out of the car. “Now help me.” The five of them walked inside, immediately being confronted by one of the store’s employees. 

“Can I help you find something?” the older woman asked.

Penelope pushed Spencer forward. “You can help him.”

“Yes, I could use some help. I’m looking for an engagement ring for my girlfriend,” he said.

“Well, let’s start with budget. What are you comfortable spending?” she asked.

He’d thought about that beforehand thankfully, so without a second thought he said, “Between $2,000 and $3,000.”

“Damn,” Emily said, “Marry me instead.”

Spencer laughed as the five of them walked over to one of the cases. “Tell me a little bit about your soon-to-be fiancee, sir,” the woman started.

“Spencer, please, and…she’s everything I’ve ever wanted,” he started, not paying attention to the adoring faces of his friends. “She’s beautiful, kind, intelligent, funny, sarcastic. She doesn’t take crap from anybody. She’s one of the strongest women I know.”

“She sounds absolutely lovely,” the woman continued, “Were you thinking of something more traditional, like a diamond, or would you like to look at a colored stone?”

He’d never actually thought of that. Whenever he pictured an engagement ring, it was a circular diamond ring, but a colored stone would probably be more her. His friends echoed the sentiment. Tara started, “Obviously, I don’t want to tell you what to do, but you did ask us here, so I think she’d like a colored stone more.”

JJ and Emily shook their heads in agreement. “What’s her favorite color? What’s her birthstone?” Penelope asked, looking all over the store at the colored jewelry.

“Green and emerald,” he said, thinking back to why she’d chosen the color butt plug they had at home. He smirked.

“Well, why don’t I take you over to the rings that fit your criteria and let you and your friends take a look,” the older saleswoman said, leading them to the far end of the store.

“Here they are,” she said, motioning to the left side of the case. “These are the ones that fit your price range. I’ll let you take a look and I’ll be back in a minute.”

“These are beautiful,” Emily said, in awe of the sparkling jewelry. “Y/N is different, so the green will be great, but she doesn’t seem like she’s the ostentatious type.”

“Not at all,” JJ agreed.

Immediately, Spencer’s eye was drawn to a ring right in the middle of the case. It was a simple white gold band with three stones. The one in the middle was circular and green and the two on the sides were diamonds. He wasn’t sure whether the one in the middle was an emerald or a green diamond, but it was simple and beautiful. “What about this one?” he asked, drawing his friend’s attention to the ring that caught his eye.

“Exactly,” Tara exclaimed. “That’s beautiful. Not too gaudy, but not traditional.”

“How are we doing?” the saleswoman asked, approaching the group once more.

“Can I see this one?” he asked, pointing to the one they agreed upon.

She pulled the ring out of the case. “This is a beautiful one. It’s right in the middle of your price range, so that’s a great start. It’s a 1 ½ carat green and white diamond ring set in 14k white gold.”

“I think that’s the one,” he said, looking toward his friends for approval, “Agreed?”

“Absolutely,” Penelope said. The rest of them following suit.

“That’s the one,” he told the saleswoman. “I looked at it and immediately thought of her, so I think that’s the best indication that I picked the right one.”

“Definitely,” she said, taking it out of the case and handing it off to another employee. “We’re going to get it shined up and packaged nicely for you. Then we’ll go to the register and take care of the worst part.” She laughed.

“Thank you very much,” he said, as she walked away.

“So how are you feeling?” JJ asked, the giddiness on her face spreading to the rest of the group.

“I have not been nervous since the first time I asked her out last year and now I feel like I want to vomit,” he said matter of factly.

“What made you smirk when you picked out the color of it? Emily asked, raising her eyebrow toward Spencer.

“I…I don’t think you wanna know,” he laughed. “You might not believe me. I think I’ll let you make your own conclusion.”

“If I know her, and after the past few months I think I do, I think I know exactly why.” She whispered her answer into Spencer’s ear and he shook his head. “Yup.”

“Oh, my god,” she cackled. “I’ll tell you ladies later.”

He was sandwiched in a four-way hug between his friends. “You’re gonna be great. She’s going to say yes and the two of you are going to live happily ever after,” Penelope said, twirling around like a kid in a candy store. “How are you going to propose?”

He knew he wanted to marry her. Now he had picked out the ring. “I have no fucking idea.” He hadn’t though that far ahead.

anonymous asked:

ah i should've just linked it earlier. anyway here ya go ulzzangkk tumblr com /post/153977107286/guys-omg-look-at-jungkook-he-was-looking-for :')

oh god oh god that was too sweet! i love how kookie just closed his eyes while hugging yugyeom just hhhhhhh like he enjoyed the moment so much it warms my heart and then there’s yoonjin came up to them just gosh im high key hoping they were holding hands before jin went to hug yugyeom hahaha

a complete list of the memes of 2015

January
-the first meme of 2015
-airbrushed adam sandler
-for 8,000 dollars a month, i will stop
-captain america: civil war
-i’ve never heard of a george glass at our sküle/sure jan
-take a closer look at that snout!
-“not all men” you’re right, _______ would never do something like this
-me: just fuck me up
-what i expected vs. what i got
-neo rickroll
-zodiac signs
-tumblr update/glitch of 2k15

February
-left shark
-uptown funk
-mmm watcha say
-once-ler fandom
-hi i’m auditioning for the role of _______ and I’ll be singing ________
-little einstein’s remix
-the dress
-american horror story: hotel
-hoe don’t do it… oh my god
-[looks at smudged writing on hand]

March
-making fun of igloo australia
-handmaiden & feudal lord
-these are their stories
-natalia kills
-jet fuel can’t melt steel beams
-emoji text
-the sausage movement
-bro pickup lines
-lebron james

April
-coppy/excel sheets
-😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
-#thisgeneration
-hi welcome to chili’s
-rare pepes
-embrace your uncomfort zone
-putin memes
-putting chat bubbles over cartoon characters
-mall cop 2
-sneme (snail meme/snake meme)
-deez nuts
-bitch where
-regional gothic
-chances of winning in a fight
-let’s mcfreakin lose it
-facebook mom minion pictures
-myidol

May
-look at this photograph
-down with cis
-pokemon + world of warcraft’s love child
-gal pals
-cheeky nandos
-british banter
-you stole fizzy lifting drink
-eurovision
-charlie charlie challenge
-effective.
Power
لُلُصّبُلُلصّبُررً ॣ ॣh ॣ ॣ

-sonic-for-real-justice

June
-shia labouf just do it
-cole slaw hate
-NOT AS BRAVE AS THESE SOLDIERS
-i hate when people dress like this… like we get it, you smoke weed
-sign me the FUCK up 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do  ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit
-today i fucked up by…
-they changed the tumblr logo again
-ask ________ a question
-E3 swedish yarn man
-DO NOT EVER ARRANGE TO MEET SOMEONE IRL FROM __________
-WHAT ARE THOOOOOSE
-minion hate
-rihanna gifs
-the author of the journals, my brother
-get a load of that dog!
-neopets
-imagine that you have zero cookies, and you split them evenly among zero friends. how many cookies does each person get? see? it doesn’t make sense. and cookie monster is sad that there are no cookies, and you are sad that you have no friends.

July
-zoobe
-me, shoving breadsticks into my purse
-zodiac pictures
-gemini hate
-iridocyclitis
-IM ALWAYS A SLUT FOR __________
-#GrowingUp________
-fusion is just a cheap tactic to make weak gems stronger/so this is what the homeworld really thinks of fusion
-no notes
-JOHN CENA
-gun
-editing captions
-*to the tune of ________*
-dog of wisdom

August
-frank ocean album
-okay…….. that sounds fake but alright
-netflix and chill
-old commercials
-spongebob receipts
-the signs as one word
-you’ve heard of _______ now get ready for ________
-another one
-young man
-QUIT TELLING EVERYONE IM DEAD
-sonic dreams collection
-straight outta compton
-what the FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY
-man door hand hook car door
-that pink cat from boomerang
-deez nuts election poll
-theme songs for animals
-dismaland/banksy
-vmas
-MILEY WHATS GOOD

September
-first day of hogwarts
-new tumblr layout
-new google logo
-screaming ducks video
-why the fuck you lying
-interrogator: say it
-boy: so u got any fantasies?
-pokemon go
-*takes a deep breath* i lo-
-#whatdidzoeysay
-brain: you gotta
-you were red, and you liked me because i was blue
-spongebob lyric edits
-blood moon
-water on mars

October
-skeleton war
-disappearing peace sign
-urinal picture
-undertale
-psat
-poot lovato
-concept: ________
-adele is back
-north posted this while playing on my phone
-taylor swift suing people
-hotline bling/dance like drake
-staff got rid of replies
-let _______ say fuck

November
-it’s christmas time
-ufo sighting
-jar jar renaissance
-that’s it im kinkshaming
-tumblr messenger
-shia labouf watching his own movies
-that bee picture
-the picture of the guy from star trek looking scandalized
-slam da fuckin like button if u up
-dropping water filled condoms on people’s heads
-the meme depression

December
-one punch man
-neko atsume
-the new paper airplane icon
-baby grinch
-2015 in a nutshell
-wonderful-disney-recipes
-star wars spoilers
-the force awakens opening crawl
-TRAITOR
-miss universe pageant
-text posts in between christmas lights
-leave it in 2015

jk drew the mirror of erised?????????

I’VE NEVER SEEN THIS and this is as close to canon potter and evans as i will ever, ever get so excuse me while i dissect the shit out of this

lily is so short omg jk you picture lily as shortish i love it oh my god LOOK AT HER and her kind fucking smile and hella amazing eyebrows LOOK AT HER. also she looks like marsha brady which i can get behind b/c marsha was pretty af and that is actually also lily?

james honnie that’s a damn fine jaw line 

i’m taking that as canon ok 

(ignoring the round glasses tho he was in hiding for 2 yrs his regular ones probs got eaten by the cat and he couldn’t go out and replace them)

M I S T E R P O T T E R IS TALLER THAN HIS SON AND THE HAND ON THE SHOULDER OH MY GOD I MIGHT DIE and he is bald on top and i love him

ALSO THE MAN IS IN PAJAMAS that match harry’s

and mrs potter is even smaller and she is just peeking around his shoulder and FUCKING LOOK AT THAT SHE WEARS PEARLS I KNEW IT

can we talk for a minute about who i am going to assume is mr and mrs evans because MR EVANS HAS A MUSTACHE BLESS HIM HE IS TOO GOOD FOR THIS WORLD and much more respectable looking than i ever would’ve given him credit for i can’t

mrs evans. gma evans. she has GLASSES and a bad 70s perm, bless her. and she is waving her hanky at her grandson. CAN WE JUST SAY THAT SHE IS PROBABLY ON TIPTOES. waving her hanky because she is bawling her eyes out just like her daughter. because her baby’s baby.

Here is the absolutely stunning commission of Anders I got from heavensong at Metrocon!

Did

you

know

that

perfection

really

does

exist?

         

when keith and lance first start their relationship, they cant even fuckin LOOK at each other without blushing. it’s too much!!!!!!! they both get really flustered and embarrassed like, “holy shit thats my boyfriend. he’s my boyfriend. we’re boyfriends…….. that’s amazing!!!!” and like a week after they first get together keith like. tries to link his pinky with lance’s and lance FLIPS  he’s like “WHAT ARE YOU DOING OH MY GOD!?!” 

“uhhh… i’m….. trying to hold ur pinky???” 

“NO PINKY HOLDING !!!!!!! THAT’S TOO RISQUE!!!!!” basically what im trying to say here is that they have the most innocent relationship in the universe and they didnt start successfully holding hands until like. week 5. 

i felt the need to just make a post about how much Dipper loves Mabel after the end of that last episode cause

my cause of death is Dipper looking at Mabel like she’s his whole world

look how gentle his hands are around her

im fucking crying he’s so happy and relieved to have her back

she got a laugh out of him. an honest to god laugh.

this is the most Dipper’s smiled since the apocalypse started and it’s because of Mabel please bury me in the earth

anonymous asked:

keith's hand is great and all, but where those tan lines 👀👀

Wait, oh my god, you might be on to something?? Keith lived in the goddamn desert. If he was wearing fingerless gloves, there would be one hell of a tan line. But there isn’t. Which implies that Keith didn’t actually wear gloves while living in his shack, or at least not often enough to get a tan.

Then that means…

Keith: (watches Shiro’s ship crash land)

Keith: (putting on fingerless gloves) I’m gonna look so fucking cool when I rescue that alien.

Blackwatch.

i love that not only is pike keeping her bae a secret from vox machina, ashley is also keeping it from the whole cast of critical role and they’re DYING to know who it is like i’m pretty sure even matt is in the dark and he’s sooooooo not used to not knowing what’s going on just look at his face during the girl talk in episode 57

like he gets super focused when pike brings up her mysterious crush again and you can almost see the glimmer in his eyes of “oh my god new story telling possibilities and character progression”

and then keyleth and vex try to coax it out of her and all the boys are like “omg” and matt is like “omg” but then she’s like “i don’t know” and the girls are like “okay if you don’t want to” and matt just

starts eating his hand?? i’m laughing so hard at this absolute dork i love him

8

I MET MARTIN FREEMAN HERE IN PUERTO RICO AND HE IS SO BEAUTIFUL IM GOING TO CRY HE LOOKED LIKE A GLAZED VALLILA DONUT, HIS HANDS WERE SO SOFT, HIS TEETH WERE SO BRIGHT AND HE LOOKS TALLER IN REAL LIFE. I LOVE HIM.

EDIT: WHEN THEY MENTIONED DOCTOR WHO HE LAUGHED AGAIN  AND SAID “CAN YOU BELIEVE IM THE ONLY BRITISH ACTOR WHO HASNT BEEN IN IT?” 

  • Yoosung: Oh my gosh. Seven, have you seen my phone? I can't find it!
  • 707: *stares at Yoosung's hand, where his phone is literally there*
  • 707: I'll help you look, my boy Yoosung, if you give me $50.