look at everyone's faces though omg

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  • Everyone: OMG SEASON 3 yay! But it's so fuckin dark the creators answered so many questions with hope!
  • Klance shippers: but klangst and klance it's happening
  • Seith shippers: they shut down my ship faster than my grades 😭
  • Non shippers: Yooooooo this shit is going to be so angsty and I am scared shitless
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  • Fans: this ain't no kids show no more don't air this on nick bro.
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  • Me: school starts for me and I'll be only thinking about Voltron. Rip my grades
  • Everyone: ... SHIT YOU RIGHT
VIXX: dating Leo would include

▪ this boy would feel like his heart is gonna burst every time he looks at you 

 ▪ would be so smitten and everyone would know 

 ▪ even though he has a poker face most of the time, around you he can’t help it 

▪ he’d burst into a smile or small smirk 

 ▪ esp when you say something funny or try to make him laugh

 ▪ which he’ll never admit that you can do 

 ▪ omg whenever he smiles openly to you it feels like the sun shining down on you 

▪ N fawning over you two 

▪ “aww look, Taekwoonie, y/n brought food for everyone" 

▪ Ravi teaching you some ways to make him laugh and you’d always succeed (not bc you made him laugh tho, he just thinks you’re adorable) 

▪ Ken teaching you how to perfect your aygeo 

 ▪ then getting shoved violently by Taekwoon bc back off, she’s mine 

▪ but if you actually do aygeo in front of him, he’ll visibly melt 

 ▪ and then hide his face in his sleeves bc wtf why you gotta embarrass him in front of the guys like that 

▪ but in private it’s a whole different story

 ▪ he’ll practically tackle you and attack your face and neck with kisses 

 ▪ watches you as you put on lip balm or lipstick 

 ▪ and it’d be a waste of product bc it’ll be off your lips in .00003 seconds 

 ▪ you making him catch his breath whenever you dress up in something fancy 

▪ “jagi, I’ve never seen anything more beautiful” “You always say that, taekwoonie" 

 ▪ man, he gets so scary when jealous 

 ▪ even when you’re not doing it intentionally, he’d frown and stare down at whoever awakened his wrath 

 ▪ not bc he’s begging for your attention (he is, but it’s internal ok) but bc he thinks the other guy has bad intentions and his first thought would be to protect you

 ▪ is not afraid to get into fights for you if necessary

 ▪ secretly loves it when you grab his hand when you sense he’s nervous 

 ▪ bites your shoulders and neck a lot, idk I just see him always doing this 

▪ knows how hard it is for you during that time of the month, mostly bc he has 3 older sisters and he’s dealt with it before lmao 

 ▪ aw he’d buy you a bunch of sweets and quietly whispers to you about anything while rubbing your tummy 

 ▪ speaking of his sisters 

 ▪ omg he gets so happy when you get along with all of them, and blushes like crazy when they make jokes about him marrying you

 ▪ which isn’t really a joke but Taekwoon needs to be low key 

 ▪ sometimes having to pull him away from his work bc he gets too into it and forgets about sleep 

▪ he’d quietly thank you and kiss your forehead as you two snuggle

 ▪ singing to you in his angelic voice and you’d melt bc he’s looking right into your soul

 ▪ over time you know when to give him space if he needs it, and he’d appreciate that so much and does the same for you 

 ▪ except when you two fight, but that’s very rare 

 ▪ he’d never leave your side after an argument bc he just can’t sleep knowing you’re angry with him or vice versa

 ▪ he’d always apologize even if he knows he was in the right 

 ▪ buys you the most thoughtful gifts even when he’s away 

 ▪ accompanied by heartfelt letters and sweets from a foreign country, and ugly selfies sent in by all the members 

 ▪ he’d love you with all his heart and will always be there for you 

▪ if you’re lucky enough to catch this shy kitten, pls keep him forever 😻

Originally posted by chained-up-taekwoon

AU where bitty is on the lacrosse team and manages to keep the lax bros out of smh’s hair long enough that the boys start to get suspicious

word count: 1603

part 1 here


After what Bitty has been referring to in his own head as “The Incident” (with capital letters and all), things between the lax team and the hockey team are… Better? Naturally, Bitty couldn’t tell his team about what had happened, and in fact hadn’t even been pressured to; the teammates who’d been in the house at the time hadn’t even realized he was gone until he was strolling back through the door. So much for having each other’s backs, Bitty had mumbled to himself as he rolled out his pie crust.

But that had been nearly a month ago, and since then, the hockey team hadn’t been over even once to bang at the door with complaints– not even when the house had hosted a party two weeks ago and their music had been loud enough for the bass to be felt a full block away. It’s unusual behavior, and Bitty would be lying if he ever tried to say he isn’t curious about it. The way he sees it, they’re probably just feeling guilty over the whole kidnapping thing. Which is probably fair, all things considered, and Bitty appreciates their consideration. For the most part.

Despite the hockey team’s apparent peace with the lacrosse team, they do still seem a little spiteful. Either that, or Bitty is projecting his own spite onto them; he’s been sitting at the house’s kitchen table for a full two hours now, picking at a now cold tray of bagel bites as he tries to finish an essay. It’s not due until the next Monday, a fact that has Bitty thanking any and all gods who may exist, because there is no way in hell he can finish it tonight with the loud music blaring from across the street. Bitty keeps finding himself bouncing a leg to the beat and staring blankly at his laptop instead of actually writing, and after the fourth time, he finally sighs and slams the thing shut, sliding it perhaps too roughly into his backpack. He deposits the entire bag safely by the stairs before he heads out.

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anonymous asked:

I remember one time, me and my mate were talking 'bout Negan, and we didn't realise our teacher was behind us (we were in school at the time), and I legit shouted "HE'S DADDY AF THOUGH". The teacher teased me about it for WEEKS, but y'know what? #worthit!

OMG SO YOU TOO XD I happened to say wayyy too much with a friend and I think i said “Dude! I’d let him sit on my face and worship that dick!” A little too loud cause everyone turned to look at me in shock 

Imagine Mello working retail.

Imagine bleary-eyed Mello up at the crack of dawn, shelving boots and high heels, putting loose clothing back on hangers. 

Imagine Mello sneaking chocolate bars in the break room, trying to wipe the chocolate off his fingers with sanitizer and tissues because one time he forgot and he had to purchase an $80 blouse in coral pink to keep from telling his boss he’d ruined it.

Imagine Mello trying to keep a straight face as he explained to a man why a DD-cup bra and a B-cup bra probably will not fit the same woman, even though they were the same color.

Imagine Mello picking out matching capris for a teenager who keeps nervously biting her lip and texting her friend “OMG found a hottie!!”

Imagine Mello on Black Friday. 

Imagine his look of absolute bewilderment as two grown women claw each other’s faces over a set of hand towels. 

Imagine him scooping up a lost toddler to keep him from being trampled by a grown man wearing Coors pajama bottoms. 

Imagine him standing on top of the counter, shouting above the din to make everyone form a straight line beside the register.

Imagine Mello carefully controlling his temper when that one lady with that one haircut asks for a manager over an expired coupon.

Imagine Mello barely lasting one week in retail.

I can tell. You look beat.“
Eyebrows lifting, Obi-Wan stared at him, frustrated exasperation flitting over his face. "Why do people keep saying that?”
Bail nearly laughed, even though this wasn’t really funny. “Ah…because it’s true.”
“I am fine,” Obi-Wan snapped. “And I will go on being fine unless one person tells me that I look—
— 

Stealth (Star Wars: Clone Wars Gambit)

Haha omg Obi-Wan such a toddler refusing to take a nap in this book! Everyone is like ‘Obi-wan, you need rest!” And he runs away and practically cries, “Nooooo you can’t make me!”

unlikelymilliner  asked:

Do you think Merlin has a secret Vine account where he posts vines of all the Kingsman puppies? That'd be cute af :) And it's super popular but he never shows his face and everyone is like "WHO IS THIS PUPPY GOD???"

*slams fists on table* HELL YES HE WOULD

he started the account as a stress relief, recorded himself scratching their bellies or stumbling over each other in the kennel before the candidates choose. he’d have weekly spotlights on each pup (even names them so the captions are like “Achilles is too fast” or “Biscuit takes a nap”). he doesnt talk/show his face though cause it might compromise kingsman (yeah like evil organizations spend their time looking through puppy vine accounts omg merlin pls)

soon his videos reach 5 mil+ loops, dog brands want to start endorsing him, people want to adopt the puppies, dog owner groups invite him for puppy meet-up, comments fill in everyday saying the same things. he ends up ignoring all of them

he’s so secretive about it that not even kingsman (except for a couple of people) knows he runs the account. he notices both candidates and staff alike watching repeats of his videos, cooing over the pups, and he cant help but smile a bit.

one time harry has to leave on a mission that lasts for months so merlin is stuck with dog-sitting duty. needless to say the vine account spotlighted mr. pickles far more than the others (mr. pickles became a fan favorite)

of course someone else was going to find out sooner or later. eggsy/roxy follows the account and notices small details, like the place the video was filmed in or a specific dog toy looking too familiar, and he/she corners merlin into admitting he runs the account. cue his/her dog getting the spotlight for a couple of months afterwards

(if by some chance he reveals himself it’s to this picture)

Soulmate Preference (2/4)

Cal + Ash

Description: People are born with the name of their soulmate tattooed on their wrists however it is up to them to find the man/woman whose name is upon their wrists. 

Michael

I groaned again tugging my sleeve back down over my wrist. The elegantly written name suddenly hidden again. I hated it, hated the fact that I wasn’t aloud to choose who to be with, and the fact that it was up to me to find my soulmate. I don’t know how it happened but I spent everyday wishing that we weren’t born with the name of our soulmate tattooed onto our wrists. After a certain age the hype of knowing your soulmates name wears off and you’re left with the depressing thought that you might never meet them and may be alone forever. And anyway how were you supposed to know that said person was really the person you were meant to be with, were you supposed to trust this system that came out of nowhere. 

So here I sat on the bus, pulling my sleeve over the black tattoo of the name of my soulmate: Michael. I had of course met multiple Michael’s in my life time however none of them had my name on their wrists and after a while I didn’t bother asking if they did. The bus jolted to a stop and I was pulled out of my thoughts as a tall guy appeared his hair dyed a bright red small studs in his ears. His eyes met mine and for some reason I felt a warm feeling in the pit of my stomach, I blushed looking away mad at myself for feeling such things. I froze as a shadow fell across me, looking up my eyes met his green ones. His eye brow rose and I quickly slid towards the window making room for him. He smiled sitting down, hand outreached as he spoke, “Michael.” I smiled shaking his hand before turning away. “Aren’t you going to tell me your name?” He asked. I shook my head not looking back. I knew I was being stubborn but the chances that my name was written on his wrists were, in my books, impossible. “You never know we could be destined,” he continued. I shook my head.

“I don’t think so,” I spoke turning back to face him. 

“And why is that?”

“Because I have met many Michael’s in my life and none of them have my name on their wrists…” I spoke freezing as I realised I had just informed him that his name was elegantly written across my wrist. He smirked at me, “Is that so, well I’ve met many Y/N’s in my time but I’m pretty sure you’re the only one with my name on her wrist,” I gasped as he spoke my name, “And judging from that reaction I would be right.” He smiled taking my hand in his and shaking it again. “Let’s start over. I’m Michael, whats your name?” I blushed.

“I’m Y/N.” 

“Well its nice to finally meet you, soulmate.”

Luke

I ran my fingers over his name, the letters intricately scrawled across my wrist: Luke. It was a common name, and I had met countless Luke’s already but never my Luke. I still had hope no matter how little it was. “Y/N!” I looked up as Y/B/F/N yelled at me quickly covering the name.

“What?” I asked. She gestured to the line in front of us which had slowly begun to move again, I rolled my eyes and followed the massive group of girls who were anxiously awaiting the moment that they would meet their dream men, even though they were most like not destined to be together according to the names of everyones wrists. I didn’t know which band I was in line to meet however apparently they were amazing and if Y/B/F/N asked you to come you weren’t going to disappoint her by saying no. You heard the girl behind you squeal as the four boys came into view. “OMG I can like see them all!” She squealed to her friend, “Ah Luke looks so cute!” I froze turning to face the girl. “Did you say Luke?” I asked. She nodded a slightly annoyed expression on her face. “If you don’t know who they are why are you here?” She asked angrily. I shrugged apologetically and turned away. “What was that?” Y/B/F/N asked. 

“Nothing” I murmured, pulling my sleeve over the wristbands that had covered my wrists for as long as I remembered. Y/B/F/N didn’t know that the name on your wrist was Luke, you had never told her, or anyone else for that matter, you didn’t want people to know. But now suddenly you were about to meet another boy called Luke and, although it extremely unlikely, you could be soulmates.

You laughed silently at the thought taking another step towards the four boys. 

Y/B/F/N squealed as she reached the front of the line handing the red haired boy a CD for them to sign. I followed behind smiling at the boy. “Hi,” he spoke, “Did you want me to sign anything?” I froze realising that I had nothing for them to sign, “Uh,” I spoke awkwardly. He laughed before reaching behind him and pulling out a CD signing it and handing it to me. “Thanks,” I spoke blushing. “Y/N this is amazing,” Y/B/F/N muttered next to me. I nodded taking a step up the line, frowning as I saw the red hair boys eyes had widened and not left my figure. I turned to the boy in the bandana handing him the CD. “Hi lovely, what’s your name?” he asked smiling. 

“Uh Y/N,” I muttered taking the CD off him as his eyes went wide too, “Uh thanks…” I murmured moving forward as the bandana boy nudged the guy with brown hair and blonde tips muttering something in his ear, he nodded and muttered something to the blonde boy next to him.

His eyes went wide as they met mine, as I stood awkwardly watching this whole interaction. “Um sorry, but is your name Y/N?” The blonde one asked. I looked at him cautiously as Y/B/F/N nodded vigorously, “Yeah thats Y/N,” she spoke for you. 

The blonde smiled before sticking his hand out for you to shake, “My name’s Luke,” he began stopping as his eyes found the black name on your wrist, your bands falling to display it, “And it seems you’re my soulmate,” he finished smiling at you.

A/N: So this is my first soulmate pref and I will be posting Ash and Cal tomorrow but I decided to do a different soulmate concept for theirs hence the different post. Please like/reblog for more imagines and stuff xxxxxxx Ella

Okay. So I saw Hamilton tonight. I’d already seen it at the Public, and while I was like holy shit this is amazing blown away at the time, I didn’t yet realize just how much of a thing it was going to become.

Anyway. It’s midnight when I’m sitting down to do this, but I thought maybe tumblr would appreciate hearing a bit about it. Because you’re all obsessing all over these (amazing, brilliantly portrayed) characters and deserve all the juicy tidbits. Sadly, Lin-Manuel wasn’t on this time, which was terribly sad, but it was pretty fucking amazing nonetheless. So I’m just going to go through the soundtrack and write down everything interesting I remember. 

SPOILER ALERT (I guess?) No tw other than those of the soundtrack itself.

EDIT: Act 2 Here

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What if Seventeen went to Disney World?

S.Coups: Challenges every “manly” character to an arm wrestling match. Tries to pull the sword from the stone (and succeeds???). Spends most of his time either doing head counts (cause a dad can’t ever count too many times with 12 children) or trying to find Wonwoo who keeps disappearing. “I swear he was literally right behind me.” Will lose a million years off his life from this single trip. I swear.

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tfw ur just casually performing ur song then sUDDENLY THERE IT IS THE BEAUTIFUL LOVELY AMAZING OBJECT that is toothpaste and everyone in the squad be like:

mrs-laurenhiddleston  asked:

He looks so good with his hair dark again 😭😭😭😍😻

I KNOW!!! OMG OMG OMG!!! DARK HAIR! Now, if we can get him back to this:

I will officially dissolve in a puddle of fangirl tears. Let us all take a moment to appreciate his lovely dark hair though, while we are here…

Duck face, I know. Yes, I am trying to kill everyone… Hell is lonely XD lol.

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Tell Me Something Sweet To Get Me By

All that’s on Phil’s agenda right now is surviving college, passing his A-Levels and perhaps making a couple of friends along the way. ‘Dan Howell’ is nothing more than some guy at the weekly IT club who observes too much and says too little – that’s what Phil thinks, anyway, until his gnawing curiosity makes it his mission to get under Dan’s skin. But perhaps that’s a mistake, because Dan is a virus, a million complications disguised in megapixels and sweetly spoken lies, and knows more about Phil than he thinks.

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Some rules:

-       Don’t get attached

-       If they begin to suspect, get the fuck out of there

-       Don’t get attached

-       Be subtle. You’re good at subtlety, right?

-       Lie. It’s what you do best

-       Don’t get fucking attached.

 

Dan likes to remind himself of these select regulations. He finds he has to a lot these days.

He’s been, as per usual, avoiding skype calls and facetimes all week, throwing every online friend excuses of ‘sorry, too much work tonight’, ‘I have to go out’, ‘my webcam’s broken’, or even the simple, old-fashioned ‘I’m busy’ when none of the others will do.

Although, he guesses, he actually has a half-valid excuse this time; he has had to spend the entire day looking around this new college, keeping a low profile and only speaking when explicitly spoken to.

It’s only half-valid because he’s home now and would, figuratively speaking, be free, but it doesn’t stop him from throwing his bag on the table, grabbing his laptop and sneaking upstairs without so much as a ‘hello’ to anyone who’s in.

When it boots up and he checks the thirty-four unread DMs, seventy-six facebook messages and the pages and pages of texts he’d missed from last night, he loses himself in his own world; his world built on a foundation of falseness; false friendships, relationships, and answers to any questions thrown his way.

False answers. Yeah, he likes that. It sounds better than calling them ‘lies’.

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sipudieraver  asked:

For the otp ask meme... You know the otp *winks*

‘AYYYYYYYYYY oh boy do I!

Which one sexts like a straight white boy?

  • Man, besides the general response of “both of them, definitely both of them”, I’d also say JOSH FOR SURE. Like, he does it the most. Just ridiculous sexts that Chris is just like “oh no Josh please” and it’s ridiculous, but Chris loves him, so oh well.

Which one cried during a fucking disney movie?

  • CHRIS. Chris cried during a disney movie. Probably something like the death of Mufasa from The Lion King, or maybe even several parts during Hercules because it just gets to him. (Josh might cry a little, okay, but he does it without anyone noticing, okay, he has a reputation to upkeep!)

Who put a goddamned fork in the microwave?

  • Okay, let’s be honest, it’d be Josh. It would definitely be Josh, and he didn’t do it by forgetting. He probably did it on purpose because he wanted to see what would happen first hand. And then Chris is like “oh my god why did you do this” and Josh is just like “Cochise, it’s alright, I’ll buy us a new one” and Chris just shakes his head.

Who does the silly hands-over-the-eyes “Guess who” thing?

  • Josh. He likes to sneak up behind Chris and do it just to be ridiculous. And Chris will be the first to freely admit he enjoys it. He thinks it’s endearing and cute whenever Josh does it. And Josh likes to act like “no way can you guess who I am Cochise, whoa how did you figure it out!”

Who puts their cold hands/feet on their partner?

  • Joooosh! Chris is a heat machine, and Josh just snuggles right up. Slips his hands underneath Chris’ clothes (or if they’re still dressed, etc, and puts it under all of Chris’ jackets omg). Or if they’re in bed he slips his feet against Chris’ legs, etc. And Chris squeals which Josh loves, because he thinks it’s hilarious.

Who had that embarrassing Reality TV marathon?

  • Both of them. Like, Josh starts it and drags Chris into it. And Chris acts like “nooooo I hate this” but he loves it. They sit there and they watch all the Kardashian realities and they watch Jersey Shore and– Chris hates himself by the end of it, but Josh is just tickled pink and so amused. He tells everyone it’s their date night plans.

Who laughs more during sex?

  • Omg this is so cute and I think both of them, though Chris more than Josh. Josh is just so fond whenever Chris does it too, has a sappy look on his face, just finds it so endearing– he loves Chris so much– and Chris just finds the littlest things to laugh over. Like maybe they moved too fast towards each other, got too eager to kiss, their noses collided and Chris starts laughing.

Who is the little spoon?

  • Okay, so like they constantly have fights about this. Josh is slightly smaller than Chris, and Chris is like no you’re the smaller spoon but Josh insists and, well, Chris likes to give Josh what he wants. It’s called jetpacking. Josh thinks it’s the best damn term for it and likes to constantly refer to himself as Chris’ jetpack and everyone else is just like omg could you two not be weird for like three seconds jfc

anonymous asked:

Can you please do a 4/4 blurb where the boys are doing a twitcam and you come over so he leaves to hang out with you but the boys show y'all acting all close and coupley though you're only friends? That sounds really long lol sorry bout that

omg no problem

Ashton would be really excited to do the twitcam and he’d be his usual upbeat self and he’d probably be knocking shit over on accident and you would walk in and he’d accidentally smack Michael in the face so Michael would groan and leave and you’d take his seat and immediately the guys would share a look and Ashton would tell everyone you’ll be right back and he’d pull you away into the bedroom where you two could hang out and you two would be play fighting and Ashton would be laughing really obnoxiously and the boys would carry the computer to show everyone and immediately the fans would just bombard them with questions oops

Calum would just be so bored omg he’d try not to show it but its so hard for him and he’d be half singing and you’d walk in and yell something about food so they’d all come running and then they’d all return well all but Calum who’d have you on the floor eating nachos with him and he’d smear cheese on your face and you’d howl with laughter and Ashton’d turn the camera and whisper something about you two being madly in love wow

Luke would just mysteriously disappear halfway through the twitcam and the guys would start noticing little comments from the fans so they decided it would probably be a funny joke to show them what Luke was actually doing so they’d sneak upstairs where you two were in his room and they’d open the door slowly and see you both on the bed and you had Luke’s hand in yours painting a pretty light pink shade on his nails and he’d see and screech and try to explain he lost a dare and you’d just be dying 

Michael would be the worst with this omg he’s flirty anyways and so you’d show up and he’d just want to sit with he’d sneak off to the other couch where you were and he’d lay on you and he’d be playing with your fingers while he was talking to you while you played with his hair with your other hand and they’d turn the twitcam towards you two and mumble something about tweeting you on twitter and suddenly your phone would go crazy and you’d just glare at them and flip them off and michael’d laugh hard

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