look at em

roxiehartt  asked:

there was also a dude who impersonated an MI5 agent and he very apparently took his titles from james bond, because his IT company was in trouble and he didnt want to lose his boat. and then he just. kept going with it

oh my god

this guy is my hero

did you ever hear about the guy who just. he just really hated the nazis. he was this italian guy i think? and he really wanted to spy for the allies but like?? no one would listen to him. so he just went to the fascists instead and was like “hey i’ll spy for you” but really he just fuckin trolled them and gave them fake info to fuck with them. and eventually MI6 hires him like “damn dude you actually are pretty good at this” and he was like “yea no shit i tried to tell ya” and he made up a bunch of fake identities to screw up axis plans and make them think they were being targeted by some sort of deep cover black ops hit team

anyway yea he’s kinda my hero bc he single handedly fucked with a good amount of axis higher ups out of pure fuckin spite and if that ain’t a damn mood 

Like hell the red lion is gonna let keith go so easily

bonus: black paladin, out. *throws double peace signs*

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Selected Moments for @fineillsignup from “Kekkai Sensen Ending / Outro Dance 【NARUTO Version】“ by SC - 2nd Channel! :)