*leaning back in a rocking chair of a saloon patio, taking a long drag from a cigar* boy howdy, homestuck? i remember those days… days ‘em herds of homestucks grazed this pass far as the eye could see. them notifier would strike two, three times a day and the stampedes would cover the land. all of ‘em looking for a little piece of fame. notes came easy back then. first one to make them jokes got tens o’ thousands of em, and so we was all prospecting from them updates. then one day the droughts came, and one by one they all gone. over n’ over til there wasn’t none left in the land and it all dried up. yessir i remember those days.