look at all the suits and top hats and cravats

How I feel about Mephisto 

  • mephisto pheles
  • oh sorry Johann Faust III
  • or should I say Samael
  • dude it’s not even spelled like samuel
  • cus ya gotta be fucking special
  • like a damn snowflake
  • funny coming from a demon king
  • you’re the worst
  • terrible principal
  • stupid stinkin clown
  • you can’t do that
  • “SURPRISE! I CAN!”
  • No shut up you can’t
  • with your stupid ugly tights
  • and your brother is a hamster
  • or a guinea pig
  • idfk
  • like wth man
  • he has troll arms
  • and he’s green
  • and you turn into a gray dog (terrier??) that looks stoned
  • actually you look stoned anyway
  • you’re probably drunk all the time on happy gas and candy wine
  • because you love candy you weirdo
  • you would probably use ur time control to get more candy
  • that’s how bad you are
  • if it didn’t make me look stupid I’d throw you out a window
  • but you can float
  • like the damn asshole that you are
  • and then I’d look stupid
  • dammit mephisto
  • I lost track of myself damn you

stupid stinkin clown magician