How to seduce the man you felt a connection with one (1) time, by Viktor Nikiforov:

Travel to his home without a word of warning and announce your intentions with your dick out

Ask him about his relationship status and hint that your dick is out

Tell him that you should sleep together on day one

When the first steps fail, bluntly try to inquire about his sexual orientation to make sure you didn’t misunderstand him during that one (1) connection

Come up with a program for your crush that solely focuses on sexual and erotic love

Be patient when your crush seems to have forgotten that he’s a sexual demon

Make sure to have your dick out and fully visible as much as possible during normal conversations

Approach your (naked) crush from behind (you should also be naked)

Initiate pda as much as possible

Congratulations! You have now seduced your crush, observe our success story:


Stanuary week three: Memories
Bit by bit all of his memories return, but not all of them are good ones.

You can see all of my Stanuary entries here.

Requested anonymously (many times. more times than Nebby escapes the bag.)

It is a truth universally acknowledged that Nebby refuses to stay in the bag. If you’ve played Pokémon Sun or Moon, or seen the recent uprising of Nebby memes, you know this all too well.

This begs the question (or maybe, ‘bags’ the question): How does Nebby keep escaping the bag? Nebby constantly leaves the bag to go on adventures or to the Ancient Ruins, or sometimes just to defy Lillie. Sometimes Nebby is able to do it without Lillie noticing, and sometimes without even having the zipper open.  As a Cosmog, Nebby does know the move Teleport, but that looks much different than what it does when leaving the bag:

Nebby seems to pass right through the fabric of the bag. We know Nebby has a gaseous form, since Cosmog is the “Nebula Pokemon”. As we found out in our Cosmog Analysis, Cosmog is most like a molecular cloud, which have a density of about 100 particles per cubic centimeter. For reference, sea-level atmosphere air contains about 2.53×1016 molecules per cubic centimeter (or (0.0012 g/cm3): more than a million billion times as much as a molecular cloud. Using Nebby’s height and weight from the pokedex, we find that Cosmog is even more dense than air: 0.024 g/cm3. 

Cosmoem, Nebby’s evolution, is even more dense: 1909.7 g/cm3. If Nebby, a Cosmog, compressed itself into the density of a Cosmoem, Nebby would only have a radius of only 0.23 millilimeters, or roughly 4350 times smaller than it was previously. 

Depending on the fabric that the bag is made of, 0.23 mm is most likely small enough to slip between the stitches at the seam, or maybe through the spaces in the zipper.

So what evidence do we have that Nebby can collapse itself into such small sizes? Well, that’s what nebula do. Molecular clouds collapse to create stars, just like Cosmog (the Nebula Pokemon) evolves into Cosmoem (the Protostar Pokemon). Usually, nebulae do this because of gravity: Cosmog is too small to collapse from its own gravity, but we still know it can collapse. Why? Look at its arms: it’s already forming little stars. Cosmog must have the ability to compress itself to form these tiny stars. This ability isn’t unusual for psychic pokémon: Gardevoir, for example, can compress air into black holes. Since Nebby can compress itself, unless the bag is perfectly sealed Nebby will easily escape.

Nebby can compress itself into tiny sizes, slipping through the seams of the bag as it pleases.

Otabek wakes before Yuri. It’s not an uncommon occurrence. He’s always been extra early to bed, extra early to rise. Yuri often makes fun of him for his “old man” schedule, but it’s worked for him his whole life and his internal clock isn’t about to change.

His routine has proven to be beneficial to him on the nights that Yuri spends with him. When he wakes before Yuri, he can see all the little things that make Yuri beautiful in his most relaxed, natural state.

The common furrow of Yuri’s brow is gone, his forehead relaxed, smooth. His lashes are long, golden strands that look as though they’d be soft and silky to the touch and they kiss the definition of his cheekbones causing a stir of envy in Otabek’s core. He leans forward, gently caressing his fingers across Yuri’s cheek, down his jaw. His thumb grazes Yuri’s lip before falling to the spill of hair across Yuri’s chest.

He doesn’t remember when Yuri’s hair got to an almost unmanageable length, but Otabek will continue to hope that Yuri doesn’t start to hate it enough to cut it. It makes him look even more beautiful, if that’s possible. Regal, even. Though Yuri Plisetsky is far from Prince Charming.

Otabek finds him charming, scowls, profanity, flaws and all.

He bends over Yuri’s sleeping form, pressing a gently kiss right below the brush of Yuri’s long eyelashes. He feels them flutter, tickling against his cheek as Yuri awakens.

“What the fuck are you doing?” Yuri grumbles, his voice lower, raspier with sleep.

“Kissing my gold medal,” Otabek breathes, dragging his lips downward to meet Yuri’s.

Yuri rises to kiss, arching upward as Otabek presses against him.

“You’re an idiot if you think you have the gold,” Yuri tells him. “Because I’m the reigning champion here, Beka. The fucking gold belongs to me.” He lazily lifts an arm and slips it around Otabek’s shoulders. “Fucking mine.”

Otabek chuckles. “Believe what you will, Yura.” His hand anchors at Yuri’s hip as he rolls on top of him. “I will prove you otherwise.”

Yuri snorts, slipping a leg around Otabek’s waist to pull Otabek down against him. “I’d like to see you fucking try.”

anonymous asked:

idk if this has been done but how about mc lyric pranking the rfa+v+saeran? can be sfw or nsfw!

Saeran: Little Did You Know by Alex and Sierra 

You: Little did you know...

Saeran: Don’t tell me you ate my ice cream. 

You: How I’m breaking while you fall asleep, Little did you know… 

Saeran: Muffin, what are you talking about? Tell me, please remember no secrets between us 

You: Im still haunted by the memories…. Little did you know I’m trying to pick myself up piece by piece…

Saeran: Look I know I don’t deserve you okay but please tell me how can I help you because (y/n) you helped me pick up my pieces please babe please let me know how to help you… your scaring me…

You: Underneath it all, I’m held captive by the hole inside, Ive been holding back for the fear that you might change your mind…. 

Saeran: Please.. don’t tell my.. my biggest fear is coming true… please.. noo.. lets talk about this when I get home… please..

You: Im ready to forgive you but forgetting is a harder fight 



Saeran: @$#%! HDFGJQN GD^!*@ 

Jumin: Ego by Beyonce 

You: Aw, baby, how you doing? You know I’m gonna cut right to the chase, huh? Some women were made But me, myself? I like to think that I was created For a special purpose, You know? What’s more special than YOU? You feel me?

Jumin: Continue Kitten

You: It’s on, baby let’s get lost, You don’t need to call in to work ‘cause you’re the boss, For real, want you to show me how you feel, I consider myself lucky, that’s a big deal, Why

You: Well, you got the key to my heart, But you ain’t gonna need it, I’d rather you open up my body, And show me secrets you didn’t know was inside, No need for me to lie

Jumin: Keep going my love, you have my full attention *he exits the limo* 

You: It’s too big, Its too wide, its too strong, it won’t fit, its too much, it’s too tough, You got a big ego, such a huge ego, I Love your big ego..

*you hear the door open and then you felt your back lightly hit the couch* 

*You see jumin licking his lips and suddenly you felt his hot breath tickling your neck* 

Now now my kitten, lets see you stroke *grabs your hand and puts it on his crotch* this ego and lets make it fit shall we? 

Seven: Acquainted by The Weekend 

You: Baby you’re no good, caused they warned me bout your type, got me ducking left and right

Seven: You got that right ;)

You: You got me touchin on your body, to say that were in love is dangerous, but seven I’m glad we’re acquainted 


Seven: Oh and if I was you, I would pick a song that we didn’t fuck to :) love you see you in 10 mins!! 

V: Gotta Catch em All - Pokemon Theme Song 

You: I want to be the very best, like no one ever was 

V: Hello my precious angel :) I hope you can accomplish your dreams and be the best in your field! Know I love and support you always! 

You: To catch them is my real test, to train them is my cause! 

V:  …… 

You: I will travel across the land, searching far and wide!

V: Teach Pokemon to understand!!!! The power that’s inside!!!! Pokemon, (gotta catch them all) its you and me!!!!!!! I know its my destiny!!!!

You: Pokemon, (gotta catch them all) its you and me, I know its my destiny
Pokemon, oh, you’re my best friend!!!!! In a world we must defend, Pokemon, (gotta catch them all) a heart so true!!!Our courage will pull us through




YOU: POKEEEMOOOON !! I never would of that the amazing, carefree, would know the Pokemon theme song! I never knew you liked those stuff :

V: I like to be a bit mysterious… it goes with me.. Me and Jumin use to battle each other all the time..We still do…. I started with popplio.. he started with Rowlet… 

You: Dont fuck with my litten.

Yoosung: Burn by Usher 

You:  Its going to burn for me to say this but its coming from my heart 

You: It’s been a long time coming, we da been fall apart 

Yoosung: Baby do you need me to call an ambulance!! ARE YOU AT THE APARTMENT A HEART BURN SOUNDS SERIOUS 

You: I really want to work this out but I don’t think you’re gonna change

Yoosung: Have I done something wrong? :( I know you are out of my league, I hear my classmates whispering how can a pathetic guy like me have someone so beautiful as you :( 

You: I think its best we go our separate ways… 

Yoosung: I always dreamed of this day coming.. first… sally left… then Rika… and now you… I… respect your wishes (y/n).. can you please.. just wait till my last class is over? May I have permission to buy you your favorite flowers and food because if this is going to be my last time seeing you, I want to have a good memory of you….

You: *dies* *guilt* *his heart shattered* *your heart is shattering* YOOSUNG IM SORRY IT WAS A JOKE A LYRIC PRANK IM SORRY!!! YOU KNOW IM IN LOVE WITH YOU!!!! IM SORRRY 


Zen: Pullin me Back by Chingy 

You: Every time I try to leave….something keeps pulling me back, Telling me I need you in my life

Zen: What do you mean ‘leave’. Define it and use it in a sentence. 

You: It was meant to be, You were meant for me, So that means we gotta make it work

Zen: I am legit confused. This is worse than an unpolished script. So you want to break my heart but then you want to make it work. We are talking about this when I get home. Im leaving practice right now. Just look at a picture of me and just remember all the good times we have. Please. 

You: It was all good at first, Spending money, going shopping, Eating at the finest restaurants,And then from club hopping

Zen:  So when you think and see a picture of me, all you think is materialistic things! REALLY! Wow, Jaehee was right about you, you were just using me. I’ll help pack your things when I get to my house. Thanks for breaking my heart. 


Zen: *sends winks face selfie* Cute how my acting skills even work on you ;) I love you too baby, don’t ever think about messing with me ;) 

Jaehee: Come and Get It by Selena Gomez 

You: You ain’t gotta worry, its an open invitation 
Jaehee: Did you open my mail? 
You: I’ll be seating right here, real patient, All day all night, I be waiting standby 
Jaehee: Please (y/n) don’t stay up for me, Mr. DickHead has me working over time :( I don’t want you to sacrifice yourself for me :( 
You: Can’t stop because I love it, hate the way I love you, All day, all night, maybe I’m addicted for life, no lie.
Jaehee: You speak beautiful words hehe *3* thank you for making hell more bearable :) 
You: I’m not too shy to show I love you, I got no regrets. I love you much, too much to hide you, this love ain’t finished yet.
Jaehee:  What do you mean show me……. 
You: *sends nude* 
*jaehee in the office* 

Originally posted by kaaatana

Jughead is aro and ace
An anon article about aro erasure in and out of the ace community

you know, i’ve seen a fair few aces, and people in the comments sectiton of the few articles that reported about jugehead not being ace in riverdale, say that him having romances w women doesn’t mean he’s not ace. but this rubs me the wrong way bc 1. they explicitly want to make him not asexual, and straight instead. Cole explicitly denotes the execs fought him and denied him the possibility of playing an ace character. not that they would play around with who he dates or that he’d be a sex positive or neutral ace, but that he will explicitly not be ace in season 1. the word asexual will not be mentioned. he will not be played that way. jughead’s canon sexuality will be erased

2. though not explicitly stated, jughead in the comics has stated over and over that he’s not into girls ‘like that’ (romantically) and has been shown to be touch adverse. most of the comments in the article section read ‘see!! he can date and have sex! aces are normal too, we can experience romantic attraction!’ and as an aroace, that makes me feel like shit. people need to stop throwing aros under the bus in order to make themselves seem more 'normal’ to the straights (or other queer people, too).

3. this is already explicit in canon. he explicitly mentions being asexual. as for being romantically into girls- he doesn’t like to go on dates with girls, is 'not into girls like that’, is not shown wanting to date anyone of any gender, explicitly states that he does not want to be with a girl romantically, but as a friend, gets uncomfortable when put in situations where romance or sex are expected of him, literally chooses to marry his sword in a video game to avoid marrying another person, and seems frantic and deeply uncomfortable when touched, especially when the person in question seems romantically and/or sexually attracted to him.

we have NO REP. we are invisible. this invisibility is what caused me to be denied medical care, because i needed to fix myself first. ditto with therapy. because no one knows what it is, just that you’re wrong and evil and inhuman and need to be made normal. you know what an aroace character would mean to people? even to professionals who see it and know it’s not an illness they need to fix? to young people who realize they’re not abnormal and broken and gross? but can be real and whole and complete? to people who don’t even know it exists? much less that it’s valid? or that you can lead a fulfilling life as an aroace?

i’m not here for the 'his romances with women don’t mean he’s not ace’!! because riverdale CLEARLY doesn’t want to portray his sexuality as ace at all, or even touch on him being aro. And sure, if he were an aroace who loved to date, i’d LOVE to see that portrayed too. but he isn’t. if he were an aroace that enjoyed sex i’d LOVE to see that portrayed too, but he doesn’t. all i want is an explicitly aroace character. i wouldn’t care if he dated or had sex, so long as the rep was there. because aces and aros come in literally a myriad of experiences, and dating (whether qprs or romantic partners) and sex can be part of many aroace experiences. but clearly not his at this time. He’s aro and ace, dislikes dating, and doesn’t like to be touched. and they’re making him straight. and having him be straight is erasing a queer and marginalized orientation and it should be treated as such. (sorry, too long for an ask and needed to vent. opinions welcome. i’m just tired of people being like 'but not all aces are aro!! we’re attracted to people, too!!’ especially when it comes to aces in comment sections seeking to make themselves seem more 'normal’ by throwing aros under the bus. as if romance is their redemption. if that’s the case, what’s left for me? what’s left for all the aroaces? and what’s left for all the aroaces who DON’T want to date because of their lack of attraction to people, or repulsion, or both? who don’t want to have sex? where does that leave us? invalidated and erased by society. we have a chance of having some representation, which could have REAL LIFE consequences. like maybe an ace goes to the doc for a hormonal problem, like me, and the doctor doesn’t decide to not treat them until they treat their disease (sexuality), and instead does, in an informed and professional manner. or their therapist doesn’t want to forcibly convert them by showing them pictures of 'straight sex’, humiliating them and forcing them to accept they have to be either gay or straight, that change can and will come if they tried hard enough. those are real life experiences i had and rep could’ve changed that. stop trying to normalize them making him straight)

Edit notes: Headline provided by fyeah. Thank you for sharing this with us. Casual aro erasure is not welcome here.

anonymous asked:

hello kylie! i'm going to be starting school in about a month, and i'm in uni now but i've been wearing uniform for my whole life :o do you have any cute outfits to recommend? thank you!


- mostly great for layering under sweaters in colder weather, or as a thin overlayer in summer. other ways to wear: with a pinafore, tucked into shorts, with any kind of skirt tbh.

- mostly strap dresses because that’s what i tend to wear. strap dresses are great for wearing over any kind of tee or blouse or rib knit which is great if you’re running late. 

- great layered over a blouse or under a strap dress! 

jackets / coats


- i love wearing skirts :-) with a collared blouse, a t-shirt, a sweater, etc. etc. u can tuck almost anything into a skirt. (also why wear pants in winter when you can wear skirts with tights???)


sorry for the long post today :-) anyway i post a ton of outfits over here so maybe check out that tag for some ideas too?! plus a lot of the linked listings have outfit pics you can steal inspo from too.


As a writer in the fanfiction community, there is something that has been bothering me for a while now and I think it’s time I finally address it. Often, I hold back my opinions and thoughts on the internet because I want to be that blog that people can come to when they’re having a hard day just to smile. But lately, I’ve been so tired. 
Writing has been something that I’ve been doing since I was little. It’s been something that I can do to wind down, something that takes my mind off of the pressures of life and to just create a world where everything can be good and pure. Often I even like to base my own stories around my experiences, just to get my midnight thoughts out. I love sharing them with you guys. The feedback is something that gets me through the day and something that makes me feel like I can get through anything. 
But. Lately, there has been something on my mind as some of you may have seen the past few days when I uploaded my most recent fic. It’s not something that would typically bother me at all, but this time, it’s been overwhelming with the amount of feedback I’ve gotten, and while it’s all been good feedback, it’s not been necessarily positive. Instead of streams of messages saying how much people liked my fic, I’ve gotten an overwhelming amount of people demanding me for a sequel. Sometimes people have completely skipped over the whole ‘wow i liked this thing you did a great write’ and went straight to ‘if you dont make a sequel i will seriously delete my account’. While I appreciate the intent of the message, it doesn’t make me feel very good. It makes me feel even worse when I’ve had to put a message in the author’s note of the fic not to pressure me for a sequel, as well as make many posts about the same topic, and people completely disregard it. And not because they haven’t seen my messages either. 
My fics for the phandom are gifts for everyone. I don’t get paid to write, no matter how much I wish I did. I have a life outside of the phandom. I attend full time at a university where I put all of my time and effort into writing research papers that are up to 20 pages long, while working full time as a waitress at a restaurant just to pay off my ridiculously expensive tuition. Things are stressful. Life is stressful. And writing is usually a way that I can escape all of that. 
This is why I’m so upset about it, I guess. Because when I write, I try to escape all of the pressures of life. And while I understand completely that posting on the internet will come along with bad things, I also don’t really think that justifies pressuring authors for more content when they are just trying to write things that they enjoy. 
My dearest friend @insanityplaysfics has written a post like this, which you can find here. Ever since she posted that, she’s been getting hate telling her she’s a bad writer and nobody would care if she deleted. This is unacceptable and makes me ashamed to be a part of this community that can be so full of hate towards people who are trying to escape life by doing something they love.
Appreciate writers. Appreciate artists. Appreciate everybody who gives the community content without ever asking for anything in return. Without them, there would be no fandoms. 
I guess in the end what I’m trying to say is just to please spread positivity to everybody who gives you the fanfic that you read. Pressuring fic writers or artists to write something that they don’t necessarily want to write is not the way to go and is actually extremely toxic. It makes wonderful people delete their blogs and makes their safe place not so safe anymore. We have lives and jobs and school and writing/making art is so very hard.
I’m half asleep because it’s two in the morning but I hope this didn’t come out in the wrong way. I love you all. I’m just very tired.

anonymous asked:

RFA plus minor trio with an s/o who has a weak immune system and gets sick easily, especially in winter?


  • this baby frets to the moon and back.
  • He’s constantly using hand sanitizer and insists on wearing a flu mask whenever he’s around you. And if he’s sick? Oh boy, he won’t even touch you, much less kiss you.
  • Over the phone he’s all, I’m diseased! I have to quarantine myself from you or I’ll infect you! even when you’re lonely and haven’t seen him for a week.
  • the idea of making you ill fills him with such paralyzing guilt that the methods he goes through to deal with it are, frankly, absurd.
  • like. he carries disinfectant wipes for you, and is always getting you orange juice and making you eat fruit. he makes other people clean their hands before touching you, and he wipes down the tables at whatever restaurant you’re having a date at.
  • it’s like he’s turned into a helicopter mom in his goal to be the ~knight of your immune system~
  • …The both of you end up getting sick though, and when his mom finds out she comes to take care of both of you.


  • Oh boy he is all about taking care of you while you’re ill.
  • Unfortunately, you being ill has a good chance of making him ill, and you’ve got to think of your own health, Zen, you need to preserve your singing voice!!!
  • Zen does not want to listen at first, but after a number of missed rehearsals he has to face the music or else risk losing his job. So he gets you a pile of his DvDs and instructs you to watch them while you’re recovering so “he can be watching over you always”
  • ok, zen. sure.
  • Even when he can’t visit, he orders soup to be delivered to your house and drops off care packages so you don’t have to leave.


  • Incredibly practical, and begins preparing the healthiest meals she possibly can to boost your immune system.
  • She, like Yoosung, also takes to wearing a flu mask when she goes out (and makes you wear one as well), but in general she’s much more chill than him.
  • She recommends you take vitamin supplements, and does buckets of research to find out what ones are best. She also consults a doctor to figure out how to best take care of you while you’re sick.
  • Jaehee just kind of… patiently accepts that you’ll be passing lots of illnesses to her, and she doesn’t ever complain, even when she’s on her fourth cold of the month.
  • taking care of u is more important ok?


  • he hires a doctor specifically for you to help you boost your weak immune system.
  • It’s…. sort of weird to have someone fret over you all the time that’s not your boyfriend, especially since your real boyfriend has been quarantining himself from you so he doesn’t get sick.
  • (he’s got so much work to do, after all, and he has to be practical.)
  • This is kind of upsetting because it means you’re seeing nothing of Jumin during the winter, but Jumin thinks he’s doing just fine. After all, you’re cared for, right? And it’s understandable why he can’t be around you.
  • The two of you compromise and start Skype calling each other. After all, you can’t pass on diseases over the internet!
  • …Seeing you really hammers home how much he misses you too, though, and eventually he breaks and barges in for a visit.
  • he don’t care about no germs. his assistants can deal.


  • “Hey,” Seven says.
  • “Hey,” Seven says again, slightly louder and more insistent after you ignored him the first time.
  • “Hey,” Seven says a third time, and there’s the strain of a giggle in his voice. “Hey, you know how, when you get hurt, you put bandages on the wound and it gets better?”
  • oh god, you say internally, not entirely sure where this is going but already prepared for the worst anyway. “Yes…?”
  • “Yeah, it’s - “ (pause for a snort.) “It’s called…”
  • “Gauze and effect.”
  • “Seven,” you rasp, pausing briefly to blow your nose. “I’m contractually obligated to tell you that you’re the worst.”
  • He won’t stop making dumb medical jokes. It’s like he’s always trying to think of the next one, and every time he opens his mouth, you know you’re going to want to smack him.
  • It’s awful! You can’t tell if this nausea is from a virus or from his terrible humor!
  • It does have the benefit of at least distracting you from your misery a bit, but seriously, Seven. You’ve got a runny nose, not a stab wound, that joke isn’t even relevant.


  • Never - not once - does he blame you, even though it’s the fifth time this season that he’s gotten sick because of you.
  • Even when he is sick, he’s trying to remain in good spirits because he knows you’re sicker, it’s worse for you and he wants to do anything he can to make it better.
  • He’ll message you jokes. Mostly, they’re super lame things that he clearly got off the internet, but sometimes they’re actually pretty cute and funny.
  • He does other nice things for you, too. Buys you tea and chocolate, brings you flowers, gives you massages…
  • (and he never comments on you looking gross because you’re sick).
  • god, protect this man. the world doesn’t deserve this kind, self-sacrificing soul.

Unknown (Saeran)

  • Oh no.
  • No no no.
  • Fuck no.
  • You’re so… snotty! And… cough-y! And gross, oh god, being sick is gross how do you deal with it!
  • Because he sure as hell doesn’t want to deal with it. for once, he wishes his brother would make him a robot to solve his problems, because getting something mechanical to take care of you would be far easier than watching you be disgusting.
  • Saeran is a giant childabout it. Seriously. You know those extending claw toys? Yeah. He uses one of those to pick things up and give it to you so he doesn’t have to be within your germ vicinity.
  • yeah, thanks, saeran.
  • it does, however, inspire him to learn how to cook, though he emphatically says it has nothing to do with you. he just doesn’t want you infecting his food, too.
  • …and he won’t acknowledge any of your comments about him making all your favorite meals.


  • Their new pet name for you is ‘germ factory’.
  • Seriously, how can one person get sick so much? It’s like every week! And you’re sick for entire week basically! Actually, it’s more like you’re always sick!
  • You weakly tell them that, yeah, this happens every winter, don’t worry about it, they can go. it’d be better for their health!
  • …but they stick by your side, even though they complain about it.
  • Water. Blankets. Food. They’ll even read you stupid bedtime stories, but it’s not because they’re enjoying it, alright?
  • You’re gross and snotting all over them. There’s no way they could be enjoying this. It’s just, you’ll be useless without them.
  • and they’re not heartless enough to leave you while you’re distressed.
  • …..seriously though, they’re using hand sanitizer after every interaction with you, because ugh. they are seriously looking forward to the spring.

also what he meant by “you wouldnt wanna upset the kid” is exactly that. dont do it. hes a nice kid why would you wanna do that you horrible people 

an extension of this comic so I can draw reigen being a good human being. also an actual doodle comic this time. that reminds me of why I dont do actual doodle comics often (hint: because I cant without rolling in my grave over how sketchy it looks)

I’m studying a bit more for my film exam today, but my god I’m just… laughing ??… looking at 1925′s Phantom of the Opera, dude, phantom looks terrifying as shit! 

The Mask didn’t even help to make him look less scary, it’s still creepy!? 

They did it right when it was put in the “Horror” genre, this would’ve indeed made me shit my pants if I saw this IRL

But now by 2004, we get this handsome fucker

I know we got more Phantom of the Opera movies that can still make the phantom look terrifying, but… I can’t handle laughing while comparing the first and latest versions of this dude lmao

anonymous asked:

Malfoy Flavor is so good omggggg!!! Whatare some of your other favorite fics? I've read so many of the #classics I want to find some new ones to read! Love your blog btw :)


I made a list of my all-time favorite Drarry fics over here, but I’m guessing (hoping?) most of those are already familiar. So here are some more favorite fics of mine that I thiiiink haven’t already been recced all over the place!

• and Hope to Die by olimakiella (24k)
Strategically placed pieces of Wizarding artwork are going missing in the United Kingdom. Only, when the dots are connected to a darker plot, Harry Potter learns that there are classified places in the Ministry that only few people get to see. And just what the hell is the Centre of Magical Intelligence anyway? 

The Guise of Forgiveness by SunseticMonster (23k)
George’s new potion has caught the interest of the entire Auror Department, thanks to an article by the elusive Draco Malfoy. So, when Harry sees Malfoy in the middle of a panic attack, he attempts to make amends as a ploy to find out what’s really been going on.

Exiled by gryffindorJ (16k)
Draco is declared persona non grata by the Ministry after the War. Harry has been tasked with keeping an eye on him, ensuring he stays out of England.

there’s a trick with a dragon I’m learning to do by curiouslyfic (20k)
Harry’s live-in’s a workaholic being courted — harassed — by an array of weeping minions and an assortment of overprivileged pricks. Harry’s bloody portraits are being harassed — courted — by, well, an assortment of things Harry doesn’t even want to think about. Harry’s had a long week already and so far, his weekend’s not looking much better. At least he can say with certainty there’s no place like home…

Life Is The Flower (For Which Love Is The Honey) by bafflinghaze (15k)
The Malfoy Manor lands are lush and verdant. Bees hover over carpets of flowers, and ducks paddle in the pond. It is a place far removed from bustling London and pesky reporters; it is a place where Harry finds what—and who—he didn’t know he was missing.

Settle in my slow-burning heart by Teatrolley (10k)
Five years after the war Draco is working a tech developer job in the Auror Office, and it’s all great except this one thing: Harry Potter works there, too. Things only become stranger when Harry starts bringing Draco ugly souvenirs back from his work travels. When Harry then shows up injured in Draco’s flat, Draco considers the possibility that he’s going insane.

Harry Potter and the Future He Doesn’t Really Want, Thanks. by Seefin (70k)
Harry had dreamt of a car crash on the street outside the good sushi place then watched it play out two days later in front of his eyes. That had been a bad weekend. Neville and Luna alternated between tiptoeing around the place where he was curled up on the sofa and sitting with him, as he watched TV and ate chocolate digestives. Luna with her head on his shoulder and Neville holding his hand while they pretended to watch Star Wars but really just muted it and listened to Harry talk about how fucking unfair things were, and how fucking guilty he felt to think that when he was alive, and whole, and here talking to them and pretending to watch Star Wars.

When Harry dreams about his future with Draco Malfoy it isn’t like a car crash. Or maybe it is, he hasn’t decided yet. There is potential where a car crash has none. They are similar because he is scared of them both equally.

Eternally Consistent by kitsunealyc (44k)
Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter assumed they would never be anything but civil enemies, until Potter lands on Malfoy’s doorstep, bleeding, covered in curses, and acting very strangely indeed.

When Hearts Are Freed by oldenuf2nb (23k)
When a priceless magical artifact is stolen from Draco Malfoy’s art galleria, it’s going to take all of brilliant Chief Auror Harry Potter’s experience, and a touch of ‘spiritual intervention’, for the case to be solved.

Serpentes by xErised (29k)
It’s a shame that Draco Malfoy looks so good stripping in a club with stolen snakes, because Auror Harry’s got a job to do.

Expecto Patronum by Writcraft (35k)
Harry Potter is the most sought after celebrity in wizarding Britain. His every movement is scrutinised, his relationships questioned and his photographs plastered over every paper. Harry’s used to everyone thinking he’s a hero and has had plenty of time to learn how to keep his biggest secrets hidden from the press. As Draco Malfoy negotiates his feelings for the wizarding world’s brightest star, he becomes increasingly attached to Harry and unravels the secrets he keeps hidden from the rest of the world.

Just One of Those Things by Kedavranox (14k)
Harry and Draco have sex! Featuring a Muggle curious Draco, a deliciously amused Harry and a strangely perverted Luna. Love’s a pretty scary thing when you find it. Especially when your parents just don’t get it.

Crystal Clear by ICMezzo (6.7k)
Harry customizes a snow globe. Draco listens to centaur weather reports. Ron investigates the height of Pansy’s boots. And Hermione knows even more than everything, as usual. (No one signs up for the class for lactating witches.)

Adrift by dysonrules (13k)
Auror Harry takes a vacation in the Caribbean and ends up falling from the sky, straight into the lap of Draco Malfoy, modern pirate.

little things i would have actually liked to see in su?? (feel free to reblog/add stuff!)

-steven actually being and looking 14 

-how peridot and lapis actually struggled through their differences and became friends?? how peri gained laz’s trust enough so that they could come to terms on boundaries or about mentioning jasper and such??

-more development on bismuth!! and her backstory! and her relationship with rose!

-i hope they aren’t doing that thing were they introduce characters (centipeetle, bis, the corrupted jaspers, the other earth-born amethysts, the zoo humans and etc) just to use them in one final diamonds vs. crystal gem fight.

-who the heckle’s did Pearl ‘belong to’ before rose?? how did she meet rose?

-another amethyst song please

-tying in beach city characters with gem characters

-lapis’s character is great and cynical and very pretty and all but i feel like her potential’s flat lined after barn mates. she just–she’s just been resorted to one-liners and death glares.

-battle of the pink off! lion vs. mystery girl! (or mystery girl really liking cats/lions and pearl is a little miffed about it but oh well)


anonymous asked:

this is kind of late but the hard carry avatar thing? *sees youngjae taking the initiative to trade spots with jaebum* *sees the "close interview"* *sees that youngjae "likes being controlled"* I'M KINKSHAMING jk but can you believe this boy exposing himself

My dear anon,

I KNOW!! Like, I’m normally not a huge promoter of dynamics where one person gets dominated or controlled by another… BUT WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW?? Youngjae’s out here telling everyone he likes being controlled and actively volunteering to be ordered around, and all I can think about is the way Jaebum described Youngjae as someone who follows him well and seems to be submissive ( x )… and then all the examples of Youngjae doing just that!

I mean, I just think about how quickly he melted into Jaebum’s grip during the Extremely Close Interview and went along with what Jaebum wanted… ( x )

As usual, of course…

Originally posted by crazyalienpotato

And then with how willingly and easily he followed Jaebum and how quietly and contentedly he went along during their date when Jaebum was leading him… ( x x )

And then how willingly he does things when Jaebum wants him to!! ( x x x x  )

Like, even if he playfully complains, he’s always so willing to go along with whatever Jaebum wants??? And Jaebum knows it, and it makes him so pleased. I mean…

[ GIFs via jypnior ]

Jaebum absolutely knew what Youngjae was going to choose as his favorite activity, and I bet he was just waiting for the chance to ask this publicly… 

2jae are such a confusing and disorienting mess because for all that they act really shy with each other 90% of the time and tend to keep their interactions to heart eyes and quiet, subtle flirting… they also have an obsession with really blatant displays of possessiveness and declarations ( x x x x ), and I can’t help seeing Jaebum’s teasing of Youngjae during the Close Interview as yet another example of that trend!! 

And let’s be real. Jaebum’s the one actually exposing Youngjae. Youngjae’s just being his sweet, innocent submissive self, and Jaebum’s the one making it too obvious to ignore!


Here are some pics of weird mobs we saw last night?? It’s in a 4 layer F/R/C Ihyll, glyph is v3krwpyp

its not a difficult dungeon imo, but it’s got really interesting stuff, item wise, especially in the lower layers
the reason we hit it, actually, was because i was looking to get 

(i got 3)