long hair!reader x sincerely three
as a person with long-ass hair, i loved coming up with these because i think they’re really accurate??? and i’m living???
- would adore it when it was down and draped over your shoulder
- is really good at braiding and would totally!! braid!! flowers!! into it!!
- “you look like a forest queen!!”
- “no, you dork!! i look like a woodland nymph!!”
- *giggling ensues*
- always makes/buys you flower crowns
- he got you twelve for your birthday
- you always let him braid it when he’s anxious because doing repetitive, mundane tasks helps him calm down
- always. steals. your. fucking. hair ties.
- “connor, i swear i just bought, like, 200 hair ties. where did they all go?? ”
- *hides a shit ton of them in his end table* “uhhhh, i don’t know babe!!”
- when he pulls his hair up into a bun, he pulls yours up too so you guys can match
- ruffles the top of your hair a lot
- *ruffle ruffle* “you’re adorable. i love you.”
- “fuck you. you’re messing up my hair.”
- he’ll pull you toward him by your hair so he can kiss you when you’re being a hard-ass and won’t come near him
- there never is a time when he’s not pulling your hair
- needs your attention? *hair pull* wants to annoy you? *hair pull* wants a kiss? *hair pull* wants to cuddle? *hair pull*
- and you can bet your ass that this kinky motherfucker always pulls on your hair when y’all are making out
- when he’s not pulling on it, he’s brushing it so it can be ‘of the optimal texture for intense pulling’
- can’t style it??? like??? at all???
- he tried to braid it once and he made it so knotted that it took you three. hours. to comb it out
- you still love him though